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#yeah uhhhhh fries....what size? lifts head “Xtra Large *pant*” *mmmfff*
whereisthedamndaddymanual
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It's fine. You masturbated enough for both of us.
It wasn't until you insisted on corrupting me with squirting internet porn that I started really becoming even a semi-retired masturbator.
#you the day I get that pool player to drop off
#oh yes good sex all day biscuits
#me: very much enjoying the feeling
#only thing missing was pussy
#preferably two
#and trips to get a McDonald's shake with fries to dip in
#better finish me before we get there or the drive thru will be fun
#holds head
#yeah uhhhhh fries....what size? lifts head “Xtra Large *pant*” *mmmfff*
#fingers you on the way home while you are trying to snack
#I like to work with my hands
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