#yeah she was headbutting rachel and chasing her all about

[secrettreestuffidk]

~~~baa baa black sheep why you such a jerk?~~~

I MUST BE THE ALPHA

oh shit, alright alright ok, fair enough, jeez Rachel

#slice of my pizza life #true story #we have one black sheep #and apparently today she decided she wanted to be alpha sheep #bc boy howdy she was goin after the others #YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME? I AM THE STRONGEST THE GREATEST #I AM VOID ITSELF AND I'VE COME TO KICK YOUR ASS #''oh shit ok alright rachel you got it alpha voidsheep thats you please stop chasing me'' #but voidrachel did not stop chasing other rachel #i feel i ought to clarify #all our ewes are named rachel #so i was out there pickin up fell branches preppin for the hurricane #occaisionally yelling ''jeez rachel leave rachel alone'' #i almost came in and told my mom about how ''rachel has decided to be alpha sheep #yeah she was headbutting rachel and chasing her all about #you might wanna separate rachel from the rachels if she goes overboard with this #cuz we don't want rachel to miscarry due to stress'' #took me like at least three rachels into composing that convo to realize that it was not gonna work so well #sheep are dumb as rocks it's only fitting to have a dumbass method of naming them #n that method is ''screw it youre all rachel'' #rachel feels like a fake name now #who thought ''raych'' would be a good sound in a name #it feels like the auditory equivalent to biting into something crunchy when your food is supposed to be chewwy #i want to replace the ''ch'' with a softer consonant #or like #any of them that don't use teeth noises