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[miekasa]

Spider-Man kiss w Spider-Man eren!!

Now when you said this so many different scenarios came to mind: Eren stopping to kiss his gf mid-battle or before a fight, dropping her home and kissing her at the window, kissing after saving her... many many possibilities... have one of them below... set sometime before Eren tells you that he’s Spider-Man... also, yeah I’m making Levi a part of this universe but what did you expect from me 🤒🤒

“I don’t get it,” you speak in-between bites of popcorn, vaguely gesturing towards the TV, “This whole ‘Spider-Man kiss’ thing seems like a really bad and obvious marketing ploy to me.”

Eren stiffens a little next to you. He tries to neutralize his expression before turning his head, tries to remain causal, “What—uh—what do you mean by a marketing ploy?”

“I just mean to make him all popular and shit,” you reason, resting your cheek against Eren’s shoulder, “But it’s kinda dumb. If I were in danger, and I found out Spider-Man was too busy kissing random brunettes to do his job, I’d be pissed.”

“He wasn’t really kissing anybody!” Eren exclaims, a little too quickly, and way too loudly. You flinch a little, looking up at him with wide and confused eyes, and Eren coughs before reigning himself in, “I mean, the kissing stuff was photoshopped… lots of, uh, tabloids admitted it. So, he’d definitely still save you if you were in real danger, you know… and everyone else, too!”

You look at him like you don’t believe him, and it makes Eren want to scream. The implications of his super-hero persona being a playboy aside, there’s no way Eren would have stopped to kiss Pieck, of all people. He could admit that she was pretty, but Eren himself has spoken no more than seven words total to her in his entire life—and Spider-Man was hardly any different. He was just helping her, and he just happened to be upside down in front of her face, when some idiot with a camera snapped a picture that would go viral.

Not to mention that while Spider-Man was single in the eyes of the media, Eren Jaeger was not. And if he ever planned on telling you he was former, he certainly wouldn’t want you believing that he was a cheater with a super-suit on.

“Whatever,” you roll your eyes, “Real or not, I don’t get the appeal. It doesn’t seem practical, even for a spider-boy hanging from a thread.”

“Okay... what do you not like about Spider-Man?” he questions nervously.

“What is there to like? He’s another freak flying around New York and fucking up the skyline in the process. He and Iron-Man get to be all buddy-buddy with aliens and shit while the rest of us get stuck on trains for six hours.”

Eren does his best to refrain from grinding his teeth. He takes a deep breath, then another, and a third—reminds himself that your judgement isn’t being cast on him, but rather on the media-crafted persona of Spider-Man; and factoring in your hesitance about superheroes in general, he figured Spider-Man wouldn’t be an exception.

Still, he wishes you could cut him some slack. He always tried to minimize civilian interaction and damage, but sometimes, it couldn’t be helped! Plus, Mr. Ackerman always promised to help fund and rebuild damaged property! That’s the best they could do when there was an inter-galactic threat to his home-town and all his loved ones.

Instead of reasoning that, Eren lets out a noncommittal hum, the conversation naturally diffusing as you cuddle yourself back into his shoulder, and the news switches topics; but Eren’s stuck on your last comment. He had no intentions of kissing Pieck—he had no intentions of kissing anybody that wasn’t you, no matter how the news tried to spin it—but he doesn’t know if he agrees with your conclusion that a kiss like that would be impractical.

He’s no physicist, but it should work, right? It’s not like you’re both upside down—but if you were, wouldn’t that be the same as you both being right-side up? One person hanging upside down shouldn’t make that much of a difference. Now that he thinks of it, he doesn’t even hang upside down all that often, whoever took that picture really caught him at a bad time. If this ‘Spider-Man kiss’ persists to shape his reputation as a hero, he might just end up a villain.

Eren shifts his view down to you, a hand absent-mindedly reaching to caress your cheek. He figures an upside-down kiss shouldn’t be too different from when you tilt your head up to kiss him in this position—or something like that, anyway. Eren’s kissed you a bunch of different times, a bunch of different way, so it should work like that, right?

He carefully untangles himself from your hold, and marches right around the back of the couch. You don’t seem to pay him any mind—too caught up in finding a better channel—only redirecting your attention to him when his hands cup your face, and very carefully tilt your head back.

He supposes you’re the upside down one like this, but even so, Eren thinks you’re pretty. His thumbs swipe against your cheeks once, twice, before he leans down and gingerly kisses your lips. He chuckles ever so slightly when he hears the remote thud against the ground, and your now free hand reaches up to caress his face.

You’re the first to pull away, a gentle smile on your lips that charms him even in this position. You let your hand creep up into his hair before questioning, “Was that in defense of Spider-Man?”

“Maybe,” Eren laughs, low and steady before leaning down to kiss your lips once more, “Maybe I just wanted to kiss you.”

#anonymous #the implications of levi as iron man has..... thinking thinking thinking #i just think eren's gf hating spider man and not knowing hes spider man is so funny #aot x reader #eren x reader #eren.ask #yeager.ask

[miekasa]

pls stop.... now i just wanna have a sleepover with Eren sooo baddddd

Hes so :(((( he really is the boyfriend that wants to live in your skin LMFAOO. He’s always excited to have a sleepover with you, but he gets upset the following morning when he remembers that he has to go back to his own apartment 🙄🙄 why can’t he just stay with you and steal your bathroom products and wash your dishes for you and lay on your couch and be your blanket. He can be a housewife just let him prove himself.

The majority of your sleepover is just Eren stalking you around your place, ordering food, talking shit, and him laying on top of you on your bed until he falls asleep. If you’re feeling spicy, you guys might drink a little wine or play a board game (until he gets too tired or too horny to keep going and the next thing you know know you’re in Eren’s lap and your Monopoly pieces are under the couch). It’s all remarkably mundane, but that’s what excites him. He likes just… living life with you. He wants to do it all the time, he wants to be there everyday, he never wants the sleepover to end.

#anonymous #tldr: eren wants to move in with tou but he knows he cantttttt not yet at least #he really really wants to but he knows you guys are young but still. he literally wants so SCREAM every time he realizes he has his own #apartment to go back to LMFAOOOO like he’s kicking screaming cryinf when you’re like ‘sorry ren i’m having the girls over/i’m studying tn’ #bc why can’t he just live in your rib cage 🙄🙄🙄 he can shrink himself it’s fine #yeager.ask

[miekasa]

sitting in Eren’s lap while playing games on your phone and he’s def backseat gaming, or at least questioning everything you’re doing if he’s never seen the game before. Like you’re playing Subway Surfers and his head is on your shoulder with his hands around your waist saying “get the booster boots” “you missed a coin”

He’s such a shit omfg… he absolutely would, and he also insults you at the smallest mistake, please, you miss a few coins and he’s like “You’re mid,” like bro I’m gonna hit you I swear I’ll do it… he does the backseat thing with anything you do tho: gaming, shopping, watching tv, texting. He finds interjecting himself into your business to be infinitely more entertaining than minding his own business. If you’re online shopping, he points to the most horrendous garment on the website like, “That’s hot, you should get it”; when you’re texting people, he purposely taps all over your screen and then grins, “You made a typo, babe.”

Having you in his lap while you mess with your phone is the preffered option, even if he’s gonna insufferable the entire time, but it’s not usually what you end up. Most of the time, you get all of Eren’s bodyweight draped atop you; across your back, with his head in your lap, with his nose buried in your neck, sitting on your lap like a baby, hell there’s even a time where he fell asleep on the ground while you were sitting on the couch with his hands wrapped around your leg like a pillow. He has zero shame, if it fits it sits, and according to Eren, he always fits.

#anonymous #eren half asleep on your shoulder when you miss one (1) coin: youre trsh kid #he thing is he’s trying to get hit LMFAOOO like he’s waiting for you to dog slap him bye #hes sleeping on the couch he is and i mean it this time!!!!!!!!!!! #i cannot stand this man i wanna kiss him so badly #eren.ask #yeager.ask

[miekasa]

now eren…eren LOVES pinning you against a wall. affectionate? yes. sexc? yes. bullying? also yes

He thinks it’s so funny to corner you in general because he’s tall as hell for no damn reason. You’re in the kitchen and Eren just inches closer until you’re backed up against the fridge and every time you’re like, “Can I help you?” he just shakes his head and does his stupid little cocky grin. You’re sitting on the couch and he shifts closer and closer and closer until you’re against the arm of the couch and he’s completely in your space, then he pinches you just to laugh at your reaction. Blocks your path when you’re coming out of the bathroom, makes you back up until you’re damn near tripping over the bathtub; and if you try to make a run for it, he just throws you over his shoulder. Grabs you when you’re trying to leave his apartment and presses you against the door, just to pout because, “You forgot to kiss me.”

#anonymous #he’s fuckinf annoyinggggggggggg #he’s the opposite of jean and nanami; eren uses his height against you bc he can LMFAOOOI #eren.ask #yeager.ask

[miekasa]

eren loves to sit criss-cross applesauce with you whenever you’re doing a facial on him and he’ll ALWAYS remind you to “grab your little make-up headband thingy…the one with ears” so that his hair isn’t in the way and it has these little cat ears lol he’s so cute :( so much so that now, instead of using your own on him you bought him his very own (w the cat ears) so now y’all are matching and whenever he goes to your place, he’ll ask you or you’ll ask him if he wants to do a facial with you, you always pull out an extra headband for him, HIS headband and his little baby hairs sit so nicely they will sometimes peek out when you put it on him (*sobbing*). his initial reaction to the brand new headband you bring out just for him is so cute. he’s in awe and kind of flustered at the fact that you bought him his own little headband, one that matches yours “for me?!” he goes. he loves you so much, he never misses a chance on doing small things like this with you even if it means it’s just the two of you sitting on your bedroom floor (he would prefer it this way over anything) k bye !!

- (if it’s ok i’m gonna leave an emoji so when i come back yk it’s me !🧵)

He’s so :(( when he realizes you bought him his own, like his eyes are huge and he’s so stunned because, like... he takes up space in your mind... he takes up space in your apartment... he’s got his own things in your place, just for him and no one else... he loves you so much, just thinking about it makes his head spin. He loves getting babied, even if he’s bratty and/or shameless in his attempts to get you to baby him; once Eren has a taste of affection and being pampered, he’s gonna cling to it. He sits criss-cross anywhere you need him to—on the bed, on the floor, on the couch, on the toilet seat—close his eyes, and do a little wiggle when you tell him you’re gonna use the first product.

The whole thing is calming and relaxing by nature, sure; but what really gets him is that you offer to take care of him, and that you seem to like doing it. It’s mindblowing to him that you choose to love him like that... gets too emotional if he thinks about it for too long (so, if he makes some cheeky move like pulling you to sit in his lap, or commenting about how to spent a lot of time around his lips, that must mean you wanna kiss him—then just know that’s Eren covering up the wave of emotions surging through him, by trying to turn the pressure and teasing onto you instead).

#🧵 anon #yes you absolutely can leave an emoji sorry it took me like 2 weeks to process this LMFAO #i... put it in my drafts and forgot 😭😭😭 #hes such a baaaaaaabieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #eren.ask #yeager.ask #i need a new ask tag for him bc theres a year's worth under eren.ask already 😭😭

[miekasa]

what are your thoughts on eren being submissive in the bedroom 👀

Okay… I am going to try and make this as coherent and articulate as possible, but forgive me if it’s a complete word vomit...

He’s always a little submissive…? just like he’s always a little dominant. The classification for him in my head is bratty dom, which is just to say, that Eren will do what he wants when he wants to, and if what he wants is for you to mess with him or put him in his place, then he’ll get that. But with that, you can do anything you want to him, too. So, he always has a sense of… control? in the situation; but he’s not always “in charge” when it happens. (And even when he is, he’s very adamant that everything he does is for you, to please you; always insists that no matter what, you fucked him, and that he’s your boyfriend, so it’s on him to treat you right). 

So, when he messes with you, and bothers you, and does things that make you wanna grab his face and tell him to shutup and stop being so annoying, he knows what he’s doing. He’s hoping you’ll yell at him. He somewhat gets off on it—at you getting angry at him, and at the humiliation of being called out. It’s a fine line he’s walking, but that’s what makes it fun. He’s kind of rough by habit, so he likes it when you snap and you’re rough with him, too.

All that aside, he’s also got this thing about being… owned ? by you. Ironically, there’s a sense of freedom, and security, in knowing that you’re his. So, he likes it when you do things to show that you’re just the slightest bit possessive over him; and if he has to annoy it out of you, then so be it. He wants you to leave hickeys on his neck, wants you to scratch at his back, and hit him when he’s embarrassing you in public, wants you to grab his shirt and tell him off for being too close to the guy who has a crush on him; wants you to show that you want him, because he’ll show you how bad he wants you, too.

#anonymous #hoping this makes sense to you guys and if it doesnt then yes it does <2 #hes just..... hes a fucking frreak is what he is LMFAOOOO #jean 🤝connie 🤝 armin 🤝 eren = not Subs but get off on being owned by their gfs LMFAO #eren.ask #yeager.ask #eren talk

[miekasa]

did i see eren with a lipstick/lipgloss addiction 🧐🧐🧐

He knows he runs the risk of getting it all over him, but that’s kind of the point isn’t it? He’s got this thing about being... owned isn’t the right word, maybe claimed...? Eren likes other people to know that he’s with you, and he thinks your lipstick marks on him is a very clear message. He doesn’t mind making a mess, and something about pulling away from kissing you and seeing your lipstick smudged over your lips drives him insane. 

He doesn’t really have a favorite color, and he’s slightly partial to lipstick over lipgloss, but either will work for him; he’s really not picky. It’s a good lesson in patience, when you meet him at a restaurant or something on a night out with your friends, and you’re already wearing your makeup for the evening; he knows he has to be patient, because once he kisses you, there’s no turning back or hiding it. And it’s a good excuse on those nights where you have plans to go out, but Eren would much rather stay in; he’ll wait just until you’ve finished your makeup to kiss you, and get a little too handsy, before he pulls away with a smile, “Messed up your makeup, baby. I’m sorry,” he pouts, using a single finger to swipe over his stained lips, “Let me make it up to you, yeah?” 

#anonymous #i don't like him like its not funny i do not like this man. i don't even know him #eren 🤝 jean = lipstick aficionados #at least jean has some tact he's not gonna mess up your $49 dior lipstick #but eren? he has no shame #also he definitely wants to know if it tastes good 😭😭😭 he knows from experience that some of ur lipglosses taste really good 😭😭😭 #eren.ask #yeager.ask

[miekasa]

Eren likes when you feed him or share your food with him. He’s just baby like that.

He’s watching as you dip your crab in the spicy sauce and moan at how good it tastes once it reaches your mouth. Of course he has his own plate in-front of him. But it’s just not the same:( he’s looking at you like you just stole Christmas, genuinely hurt.

“Eren, you’re not gonna eat your food?”

He just turns his face and huffs.

“Baby, come on, want a bite?”

He turns to you look a little kid, eyes practically glowing. He looks like a cute puppy in await for his award. So you feed him and he kisses your hand.

He’s such a hopeless romantic i hate him

He’s being a baby when he wants to play it up, sure, but there are so many times where he just kinda leans over your shoulder to look at your plate and opens his mouth. You already know what he wants without his saying anything, and he very contently chews his (your) food after you’ve spoonfed him, and leaves you with a kiss to your head as a thank you. When you don’t offer, he just kinda stays there with his mouth open, adding a frustrated pout to his eyes until you give in and he hums contentedly with food in his mouth. 

Now, he’s also not above just stealing the food off of your plate LMFAO, but he always does it to see you pout and to make up for it by offering you some of his own food--hovering his fork in front of your mouth with his head tilted, “Come, have some of mine, we’ll be even, baby.” (You are not, in fact, “even,” because Eren takes bites like he’s Kirby). 

In general, Eren... does this thing where he desires and does very intimate things in such a casual manner, as if they’re second nature to him... and it somehow adds this additional unspoken layer of intimacy and trust... his casual affection is really raw if you stop and think about it... sometimes a little attractive too, and he probably doesn’t even recognize it. Leaning forward and waiting for you to feed him, shoving his food/snacks in your hand and expecting you to take some, draping his jacket over you because he got too hot, leaning down to hear you talk better when you’re in a crowded area. He really is a hopeless romantic at heart, even if he is unaware of his hopeless romantic antics. 

#anonymous #him and connie: babies at the dinnertable. babies. AND THIEVES!!!!!!!! PICK ONE!!!!!! #im not letting this man feed me in public tho idc how hot he is idcidcidcidccccc hes already pushing it as it is 😐😐😐 #connie doesnt give u a chance hes shoving a spoonful of his food in your mouth 2 seconds after he tries it #becuase 'BABEEE this is so good here try it try it!!!!' #eren.ask #yeager.ask

[miekasa]

You’re so right. Eren is a hopeless romantic that’s unaware of his tactics. It’s second nature to him. He doesn’t find things “weird”. It’s the girl he loves. Why would she want to close the bathroom door while shaving? He doesn’t care. In fact, he likes to watch. Not in a sexual way, he’s just fascinated by everything that’s new to his eyes.

You’re on your period? No need to be ashamed. He doesn’t even understand if you’d be ashamed, what could the reason be? This man is limitless and finds nothing awkward.

“Why did you do it?”

“Do what exactly, Eren?”

“Lock the bathroom door”

“Uhm, because i was shaving?”

“So??”

No, that’s it exactly… nothing is weird to him... he has, like, zero inhibitions when it comes to things that might be “taboo” or “embarrassing,” and his casual secureness in it channels into this like... very raw kind of love. He puts up no barriers between you guys, even for the unsexiest of things, so it makes actual physical and emotional intimacy seem second nature… is that his explanation for not wanting you to mute the call when you pee on FaceTime LMFAOOO.

He’s also extremely simpleminded and it works in his favor when expressing his emotions—because half the time there’s nothing more to it for him. Eren does what he thinks and what he wants when he wants to; nobody makes him do anything, so when he does things with you or for you, it’s all completely on purpose. He loves you on purpose, because he wants to. That’s often his answer when you question his antics—“And, pray, tell, why do you want to watch my ten step skincare routine?” “I just do,” he’ll shrug, “No other reason.” 

Even his compliments are simple, to the point—half the time he’s not trying to flatter you, or anybody; it’s almost objective to him, that’s how simple his thought process is. Of course he tells you you’re beautiful, because you are; of course he thinks Mikasa is talented, because he is; of course he looks up to Armin, he’s smart; of course he thinks his mom is one of his favorite people, she’s nothing short of amazing. This train of thought is also why Eren won’t stand to have his love for you questioned—don’t get shy or humble with him when he says something to you; if Eren knows anything, he knows he loves you, and he won’t take lightly to having you, or anybody, question that. He will make you look him in the eye until you accept it yourself.

#anonymous #the way this man has me waxing poetic about him is sick..... sick 🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒 #eren.ask #yeager.ask

[miekasa]

Eren harassing you at your job for fun, I saw this tiktok of a guy visiting his friend at subway and while the friend was making the sandwich, he was like “yeah that’s right” as the friend was violently slapping the cheese on the sandwich 💀 - 🥖

LMFAOOO Connie too, and you know they’d find something slick to say regardless of your career. You work at Subway and Eren is moaning audibly when you bring the sand which out of the toaster, “Love the way you toast that bun, baby 😩”; you work at a pet store, and Connie comes in the with lunch because, “You should give some treats to your favorite pet now, don’t you think?”; you’re just barely sitting down from your rounds at a hospital and Eren somehow makes his way to your break room, gripping his chest dramatically and wailing, “You don’t happen to have a cure for heartbreak, do you doc? I miss my girl so bad, think you can help me?”; Connie comes to the restaurant you work at during lunch just to flirt, “And how much for me to take you home after this mama?”; “I’d like to check out this book,” Eren smirks, nearly making you fall down from the ladder between the stacks of the library, “And I’d like to check you out too, if you don’t mind, pretty girl.”

Hopeless. The both of them. Terrible in every way.

#like bro GO HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #nah bc your coworkers know them both by name it’s embarrassing at this point #they’re just like hey your boyfriendsssssss hereeeeeeee #connie.ask #yeager.ask

[miekasa]

eren looking into houses that you guys could settle down in. crying!

you guys would be watching tv in your guys’ small city apartment, the one that you guys have settled down in quite comfortably

over the course of the week, he’s been super invested in whatever is on his phone and you’re like “wtf is this mf looking at” so when it finally dings for the millionth time while watching tv, you confront him about it and he smiles shyly at you and is like “it’s a listing that i’ve been eyeing..” so you’re like listing?? and he shows you this beautiful, yet modest house thats a few neighborhoods over

little did you know that eren had opened a savings account a while back… 😵‍💫 prolonged sigh

When Eren knows he wants to be with you for the rest of his life, he can’t stop himself from thinking about all the possibilities, can’t hold himself back from fantasizing about it, and it some point that’s not enough—so he starts putting his money where his mouth is.

It starts small, looking for an apartment for you guys to share; when you outgrow that one, then he’s already thinking of the one, and maybe now that you have more space, you’ll have room for a dog. If you start getting letters from adoption agencies and emails about puppies, then don’t be surprised. Then it’s a new car, and new things for the dog, thinking about maybe getting a new job a little farther away but that pays more just to make sure he can really take care of you if anything happens.

And he’s happy like that, he is. Your apartment is nice, and he knows it’s basically your dream location (and definitely decorated to your liking), and Eren knows you’ve mentioned maybe striving for an apartment just a tad bigger with some more amenities in the building, but he’s of the mindset that maybe you guys are outgrowing apartments in general—or, at least, he hopes some day your family will need a house… enough space for guests, for his mom, for… little people who have his eyes and your hair…

#anonymous #yeager.ask

[miekasa]

watching the Olympics rn and thinking abt how eren is such a snowboarder idk I can’t elaborate u just have to trust me on this one also y/n being a figure skater THAT DUO god I cant

No because you’re right… he would know how to snowboard 🤒🤒 why is that sexy….. let’s discuss…. does he know how to do a bunch of flips and spins and fancy stuff….. maybe not, but can handle basic tricks, keeps his balance, does the swerving thing which is simple but he makes it look 🤒🤒

He’d be so proud of you as a figure skater. He’s good on the snow but he’s terrible on ice, so you get to skate circles around him, literally. He takes it all in pride tho, tries to taunt you by calling you his teacher, says he deserves prizes (kisses) for doing well (see: not falling on his ass). He’s on the sidelines of all your competitions and he’s so into your routine, he’s like mouthing what ticks are coming up next and cheering to himself when you land them. He’s very supportive :((

#anonymous #he’s also a walking furnace so ofc he’d like some shit like snowboarding ….. lord 🤒🤒🤒🤒 #he could carry you bridal style while snowboarding probably…… gonna hit my head on a rock #yeager.ask

[miekasa]

the things I would do to go on vacation with Eren. the plane ride? the Eren who needs to re-charge his battery so he naps on you, the Eren who freaks tf out because he thinks he forgot to bring your special book you wanted to catch up on at the airport, the Eren who gets disappointed that they don't supply meals on less than 3-hour flights, and the only way to console him is to promise you'll find a delicious restaurant as soon as you get there.

and please, the way he's going on every crazy adventure/ packing your schedule full of literally ANY activity he can think of being enjoyable. coming back home with beachy sandy hair or worn feet and giggling while sharing a shower, then slowly getting ready to dine at the restaurant across the street.

however Eren gets very feely touchy seeing you getting ready, a little sunburnt and wild-looking, and very very pretty... on second thought, maybe you guys will just order in. There's always room service ;)

There is something so special about that time between coming back from the beach/your daily activities and getting ready for dinner when you’re on vacation. That spare one to three hours you spend in your hotel room napping or showering or getting ready, when you’re still warm from earlier but relaxed and recharged for your evening plans. Honestly, it’s Eren’s favorite part; it might seem like the water slides and jet skiing is what he came for, but it’s really those little moments with you. 

It’s when he gets to be extra touchy (and is one of the reasons Eren dies by the belief that the hotel you stay in absolutely does matter). Laying on top of you for a quick nap while you’re still in your bathing suits; there’s little bits of sand in his hair as you comb your fingers through it, but he doesn’t care. Wakes you up with little kisses to your face and neck an hour or so later, and while he hovers over you, you can see the slight tan starting to settle over his face; and when you try to point out the sunburnt areas, he just laughs and leans down to kiss you, “Honestly, I’m probably blushing. You look really pretty right now.” 

He keeps saying that as you’re both getting dressed for dinner. He finishes getting dressed first, sitting up against the head of the bed watching you; the first few buttons of his shirt are undone, and his legs are crossed, with a dopey little smile on his face as you hold up two different pairs of shoes and ask him which you should wear for the evening. He doesn’t answer, only beckons you to come closer to the side of the bed, under the false pretenses of “needing to see your outfit better,” just to pull you on top of him. He pays so mind to your squealing, or the mismatched shoes strewn around as he maneuvers you to straddle his lap and keeps his hands on your hips, “What do you think about eating in tonight?”  

#anonymous #hes so sick he'll make you get dressed #and play along--give u advice when you ask to choose between shirts or skirts or dress--damn near picks your whole outfit for you #compliments your hair and makeup (and 100% waits until youve put on lipstick/lipgloss) before he pulls you on top of him #((we can unpack his little lipstick/lipgloss addiction later)) #literally watches u get dressed like a doll when he had all intentions of stripping you later hes SICK #eren.ask #yeager.ask

[miekasa]

yknow how we always talk about eren taking u back home to germany? yeah i just. idk why i brought that up i just think about it all the time

and

porco taking u to his ancestral home in sicily. sigh. always thinking about men taking me to their family home <3

Sigh. He can admit that he was a... rebellious kid and definitely could have been kinder to his mom and to the home she made for him, which is why he’s so... gentle? nostalgic? at peace? when he visits now. It’s a conscious effort for him somewhat, to try and be the person he needed around as a kid when he’s home; but also it just makes him happy to be there, so he’s naturally more relaxed. He knows where everything is, he knows how everything works, and for once he’s not fighting for a place to fit into the world—he gets to... be, just be, when he’s at home, and he’s so happy he gets to bring you with him.

Plus, his mom is at home, and idcidcidc Eren is a mama’s boy. There’s nothing more Eren loves than being sent to the store or to a neighbors house, and coming home to seeing you and his mom talking in the living room, or baking together in the kitchen, or chatting over tea on the porch. Makes him get a little sappy, and one night when he gets just a little too drunk, and his childhood bed is just a little too small for his splayed out drunk body plus yours, he spills his confessions about how much he wants to buy a house with you, maybe even build one, because he wants to have a place like this to call your own in the future <3

Listen... if Porco takes you to meet his family, then do not be surprised at people asking you about an upcoming wedding. It’s not the usual teasing family banter—they mean it LMFAO because if Porco of all people is opening up and letting someone in like that, then you must not be leaving any time soon fr. (You’re not btw, at least not if Porco can help it; why do you think for once he’s not telling Marcel to piss off and is actually encouraging him to take you around the city and hang out with you while he’s busy? Definitely not because Porco’s been busy with his grandma and her friend at the jewelry shop... definitely not to resize a certain ring his grandma has entrusted him with...)

#anonymous #why am in my bag about this fucken LOSERRRRRR I HATE HIMMMMMM #( i love him sm :(((((( ) #yeager.ask #porco.ask

[miekasa]

thinking about meeting eren in college at the peak of his antics. he doesn’t really know what he’s doing; it’s the first time he’s away from home, his family, and he really has no idea where he’s headed :(( then he meets you and just. falls so deeply in love, he doesn’t know how to contain himself.

thinking about maturing with him, and now that you guys have hit your mid thirties with children, his muscles have depleted just slightly, is more forgiving with his beard and has calmed down.

you adore him in this state, and he adores you just in the same way. he adores that your hips have widened and that your face has rounded just ever so slightly and how you look playing with your children. he thinks you look so beautiful and angelic. he thinks he might cry if he thinks about it or glance at the gold band on your finger for too long. how did he bag such an angel?

pushing the dilf eren agenda

— 🫖

God... he’s definitely way too hot even after fathering two children, it’s annoying 🙄🙄 he thinks it’s scary, how you changed the trajectory of his life so drastically, but he wouldn’t give it up for anything in the world. He doesn’t have the fondest memories of college—most filled with regret of not getting his shit together sooner—but one thing he’s eternally grateful for is meeting you. 

He definitely abuses the “my wife” card all the time when you get married LMFAOO. Not even in a “Oof, sorry, my wife said I can’t go, sorry buddy,” kinda way—more like, “My wife wants to get brunch this weekend”; “Yeah, my wife and I are headed to Santorini for Christmas, I’m super excited, have you ever been?”; “My wife just got promoted at her job, I’m so proud of her”—aka he cannot shutup about you. Everyone and their mother fourteen cities over knows that Eren Jaeger married his college sweetheart, and he’s happy they know. 

When you have kids, he doesn’t shutup about them either. Bless the poor unsuspecting person Eren’s having a conversation with that brings up something that even vaguely reminds him of his kids because god his eyes light up and he’s prepared to talk about them for the next hour straight. Honestly, you can’t even blame him; your kids are definitely... entertaining to say the least, and super cute, so of course Eren is shoving his phone in everyone’s face. Never misses an opportunity to pick them up from school, bends all the way down when they come running up to him, not giving a damn about them crushing his clothes or stepping on his fancy shoes. He’s just happy to hug his babies, and get home to you. 

#🫖 anon #listen...... i cannot do this right now #and in fact i wont@ #i wont! #yeager.ask

[miekasa]

eren loves listening to you talk about anything and everything you’re passionate about but don’t expect him to retain information 😭🤚 he’s just focusing on your face with one of those dopey little lovesick looks pls i hate him (no i love him he has me by the throat)

He’s cute :(( he has this way of looking at you that’s so intense… he doesn’t even realize it and even when you try and point it out to him he just shrugs, “I’m just looking at you how I always look.” His gaze is so focused, his pupils are huge, and there’s a million thoughts behind his eyes but they all come to the same conclusion: that he’s really fucking in love with you.

The only thing Eren loves more than hearing you talk about the things you love…. is hearing you bitch about the things you hate LMFAOO. He’s a hater and he supports your hating ass antics it’s true, this man is the definition of a ride or die: you like, he loves it; but if you hate it, he detests it. Technically hating something/someone can be passionate too, and Eren thinks you look hot when you rant <333

#anonymous #he’s a hater it’s okay he knows it that’s why he cheers you on when you hate too LMFAOOO #he fucking LOVESSSSS gossip #head empty only ‘i love you’ when you’re talking about your school work or nails or clothes #(he’s supportive of course even if he doesn’t understand) #but when it’s time to rant about that bitch at work? rat nose filter on he’s ready #yeager.ask