#eren half asleep on your shoulder when you miss one (1) coin: youre trsh kid

[miekasa]

sitting in Eren’s lap while playing games on your phone and he’s def backseat gaming, or at least questioning everything you’re doing if he’s never seen the game before. Like you’re playing Subway Surfers and his head is on your shoulder with his hands around your waist saying “get the booster boots” “you missed a coin”

He’s such a shit omfg… he absolutely would, and he also insults you at the smallest mistake, please, you miss a few coins and he’s like “You’re mid,” like bro I’m gonna hit you I swear I’ll do it… he does the backseat thing with anything you do tho: gaming, shopping, watching tv, texting. He finds interjecting himself into your business to be infinitely more entertaining than minding his own business. If you’re online shopping, he points to the most horrendous garment on the website like, “That’s hot, you should get it”; when you’re texting people, he purposely taps all over your screen and then grins, “You made a typo, babe.”

Having you in his lap while you mess with your phone is the preffered option, even if he’s gonna insufferable the entire time, but it’s not usually what you end up. Most of the time, you get all of Eren’s bodyweight draped atop you; across your back, with his head in your lap, with his nose buried in your neck, sitting on your lap like a baby, hell there’s even a time where he fell asleep on the ground while you were sitting on the couch with his hands wrapped around your leg like a pillow. He has zero shame, if it fits it sits, and according to Eren, he always fits.

#anonymous #eren half asleep on your shoulder when you miss one (1) coin: youre trsh kid #he thing is he’s trying to get hit LMFAOOO like he’s waiting for you to dog slap him bye #hes sleeping on the couch he is and i mean it this time!!!!!!!!!!! #i cannot stand this man i wanna kiss him so badly #eren.ask #yeager.ask