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todays-xkcd · 9 months
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I'm glad modern car washes use synthetic baleen, instead of harvesting it from whales like 1800s car washes did.
Car Wash [Explained]
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[Ponytail and Cueball are talking. Ponytail has her arms out in disbelief:] Ponytail: Seriously? How do you not like car washes? – Everyone likes car washes!
[Close-up on Cueball alone:] Cueball: Sure, I love being trapped in a dark shaking glass box that a huge loud robot is licking.
[Back to a wide shot of them both. Ponytail is calmer:] Ponytail: Great, now I don't like car washes either. Cueball: Vroom vroom! Slurp!
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