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escuerzoresucitado · 1 month
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steven-myself · 3 months
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"54" - Adel Bouteldja photographed by Baldovino Barani for FACTORY Fanzine
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ithurtswhennn · 9 months
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Estephania Ha 🔥🔥
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bigbutchgothgirl · 5 months
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Carwashes are, like, horny tho not the stereotypical white-shirt-and-water-bucket ones. i mean the giant drive-through robotic tunnels. You sit there and try and tell me that being slowly enticed through the wet internals of a giant robot that soaks you, lubes you up, and licks you with its huge rotating tongues dripping with soapy saliva before spitting you out clean, wet and fulfilled is not, in fact, horny. you sit there and try it
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todays-xkcd · 8 months
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I'm glad modern car washes use synthetic baleen, instead of harvesting it from whales like 1800s car washes did.
Car Wash [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Ponytail and Cueball are talking. Ponytail has her arms out in disbelief:] Ponytail: Seriously? How do you not like car washes? – Everyone likes car washes!
[Close-up on Cueball alone:] Cueball: Sure, I love being trapped in a dark shaking glass box that a huge loud robot is licking.
[Back to a wide shot of them both. Ponytail is calmer:] Ponytail: Great, now I don't like car washes either. Cueball: Vroom vroom! Slurp!
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thekingwade · 5 months
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Do you wash your own car?🫧
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"Umm, Jay?" Your mouth dropping to the floor along with the new clothes you've just purchased.
He doesn't hear you, the loud music coming from his car drowning you out.
You can't look away, he's covered in suds. A tiny pair of hoochie daddy shorts barely covering his ass. His curls soaked through with soapy water. He moves to wash the roof you can see the water dripping down the huge muscles of his back. Fuck.
He flicks his head back, sending sprays of water flying in your direction as he sings along. Completely unaware of your presence.
Fuck it. You drop your ass to the grass, sipping on the iced coffee you'd gotten for him and watch the show.
He doesn't stop, seeming engrossed in his tunes as his body moves through the suds. His shorts clinging to his bubble so tightly you think they might just rip open.
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daxnorman · 2 months
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escharis · 18 days
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In this house we stan hairy werewolves.
That or the local beauty salon has an influx of male customers lmao. Imagine going there expecting to meet up the girls but you enter and it’s just all very buff dudes which half of them or so you might even remember being heard of being wanted for murder.
#the amount of perfectly waxed male model bodies in this show is staggering
#like with all the supernatural shit happening how do they find the time for all that grooming ?
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jero-2tek · 25 days
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Wrestler Car Wash!
Come on out and support the guys - they're sure to be extra appreciative
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steven-myself · 4 months
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"54" - Adel Bouteldja photographed by Baldovino Barani for FACTORY Fanzine
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ithurtswhennn · 9 months
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At the car wash...
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justiceb68 · 8 months
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Fuya
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aspirationalbrand · 9 months
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car wash (1976)
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alchykiller · 7 months
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coolpixdump · 26 days
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