#xeyasks

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

I. Is this a threat

#xeyasks

[theoneandonlysun]

*Causally sips a Dr Pepper while watching @sigilanon lose their shit as Sun gets Whatever The Star Equivelant of An Orgasm Is™ (I know the mod's WHEEZING at this)*

(I AM MOST DEFINITELY WHEEZING AT THIS-)

#xeyasks #tw suggestive

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

50 notes and I'll draw this with sigil and sun

#im going to regret this #arent i #xeyasks

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

*staring off into what's about to happen*

Well, that's something.

Anyway

(thunderstorm in the distance)

HEART CHICKEN NUGGET

#xeyasks

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

[its so sad sir pentious died :(]

He's in heaven now. Sir repentious <33

#xeyasks #i love him #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

Petition to chance “nothing bad happens in January” to “nothing bad happens in winter”

because all this drama really started in December and is bleeding into February.

/hj

Everyone vote. @ your friends in the comments and stuff. Reblog. Vote Now

#xeyasks

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

Gloves :3

OOOOOOOOOO

#xeyasks

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

Have a skrunkly

GIR!!!! the crowd goes wild with roaring cheers

#gir #invader zim #xeyasks

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

i agree with every word

#ik its a copypasta btw #xeyasks

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

So I was listening to my favorite song and for some reason this line reminded me of Sun

Idk why

considering I don’t know any of her lore

So uh

Yeah

there you go

THIS IS GORGEOUSSA AHHHHH THROWING THINGS AND CRYING N SOBBING AND DYING ANBEKSHEKEHE /POS

THREE STRIKES, HONEY IM HOME, THREE VOICES COME FROM THE GRAMOPHONE-

#xeyasks #SCREAMS #OK I GOTTA GO #RUNS AWAY

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

cant wait for "hey [person] im gonna kill you!" to appear on taocc

Hey, Hammer! I'm gonna kill you!

Hey, Sign! I'm gonna kill you!

Who's next

#i cant stop replaying thst scene i love it so much #im stimming sO HARD #xeyasks

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

you should go kiss your beautiful amazing cool fun girlfriend named soup right now :3c

-not soup /srs im not her

-good luck finding out who i am

Hi mage. Also

Who's gonna tell em (stares at soup)

#xeyasks

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

Hi hi hi can we have voice claims for your characters :)

This has been rotting in my drafts forever but here you go

Sun - Sun lol

Mix - Applejack from My Little Pony. I'm not joking I can see it so clear

Hex - Pancake Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom

Vamp - Limey from BURNER, I thought we established this >:3c

Elida - Penny Fitzgerald from The Amazing World of Gumball (maybe a little higher pitched but you get the point)

Lilith (Elida's mom) - Stella Goetia from Helluva Boss

Pharaoh - Saiki Kusuo from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

Dialtone - Affogato Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom

Taika - The Collector from The Owl House (i love them <3)

Umbra - Kim Pine from Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

Pen - Serial Designation J from Murder Drones

Paper - Serial Designation V from Murder Drones (o7 queen)

#xeyasks #favorites #honestly i love these

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

thinking abt the time my friend managed to kill three cacti (i garden as a hobby)

#xeyasks

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

*stares at you with my autistic enby eyes*

(stares back with my neurodivergent demigirl eyes)

#xeyasks

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

xeya

your art is slowly taking over the blogs of all the taocc couples

(finger guns)

#xeyasks