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#with a supervisor and looks like we arent able to do that:) sorry about that:)
zemnarihah · 1 year
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ooooo just got to tell this HUGE asshole at work that he was wrong i am going to be riding this high for a week
#i wish my job didnt require like a thousand layers of explanation to tell ppl abt stuff that happens but basically#someone this guy who is like coworker adjacent but is like at a seperate company that we work with . and would technically outrank me#asked me to do smth and i was like sure but then the system wouldnt let me so i was like oh yeah sorry looks like the system isnt set up to#do that#and he got super pissy and condescending and told me to have my manager show me how. and i even told him i was like i mean i can ask but i#think theyll probably say the same thing. and he was like yeah have them show you bc you can i just had somdone else do it (ya rite..)#so i ask a supervisor.n they spend ten minutes checking to see if like maybe we were wrong bc the guy was so insistent abt it. and then the#were like yeah we cant do that. so this guy waited on hold for over ten minutes for me to come back like. Hi:) yeah so actually I spoke#with a supervisor and looks like we arent able to do that:) sorry about that:)#and the customer we were supposed to be helping together had disconnected bc i had to have them on hold too#and he was like can u transfer the customer to me now and i was like oh so their call disconnected:) sorry about that:) heres their phone#number you can go ahead and call them back:)#which he has to do bc thats his job lmao. what an asshole lol he doesnt even work for my company literally trying to mansplain how shit#works on our system which he definitely has never fucking used bc its specific to my company!#not even to like use mansplain as a buzzword bc i think thats so annoying but i rlly dont think he would have been as rude and condescendin#if i was a guy like i rlly dont. it was actually so condescending he was like telling me 'ok so do you see this button in the bottom left#of the screen? youre going to go ahead and click on that-' like trying to walk me through some shit that he has no clue abt.#anyway. hope the customer yelled at him for keeping them waiting. i doubt it but that would be some good karma since it actually was#his fault
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yyxgin · 3 years
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no bar!! never fret about replying late. i know what it’s like to not want to talk to anyone. honestly. i won’t call it (my experience) a depressive episode bc one of my friends used to brush off me when i was saying things like i’m depressed and say ‘sad’ instead. like if i were to say ‘that made me/i am depressed’ she’d say something like ‘oh god same! like if it’s making you sad,, don’t do it.’ which is a v poor example of what she did but i never called it depressed after that bc she pissed me off n was disregarding of my feelings (even though she’s incredibly anxious herself) bc i didn’t get it officially diagnosed. idk if you’ve ever read about birth control pills but i always read on tumblr people calling them literal depression pills and i ignored it, thinking either 1) people were being dramatic / were over-dramatising it or 2) it wouldn’t happen to me anyway. it fucking happened and they were not being dramatic. i was never happy n always working on minimal sleep n making self depreciating jokes all the time bc it was the only way i could cope with my thoughts n constant mood swings. so what i’m trying to say is,, i know how it feels. if that’s any consolation. it’s not me trying to be ‘oh me too!’ or ‘mine was worse than you’ it’s just me being understanding n telling you it’s okay. also lemme at your friends!! i’ll stomp them out n get the barman to run them over for you!! they’re so mean to forget you!! i find that deciding i want to do something specific n then asking the appropriate people if they want to do saïd thing/place works for me. it can be a simple ‘we should do this, when are you free?’ helps. making it known that you want to do things helps. or aggressively remind them that it’s nice to be asked bc it means they thought of you even if you couldn’t go n tried to include you. or we can revisit me stomping them out w my beloved barman,,, whatever works best for you my dear <3
admittedly me and one of the girls were discussing that we are going to miss our manager. even though literally everyone moaned about her (i feel like it’s impossible to avoid in literally any job/situation) she did have her moments and she did a lot for the staff like after work-drinks, asking the chefs if we could order off of the customer menu instead of the staff menu or whatever they cook in bulk for everyone to take home in the evening. apparently she did this a lot more than the previous manager. she has a good heart but sometimes she ignored some of the girls when we ask for days off or our availability for the week which was very annoying of her. it could’ve been a lot worse, i suppose, but overall she wasn’t terrible.
thé lady who lives in my town and drops me given the chance, told me the other night that she used to be the duty manager. i asked her why she stopped and she explained that when they furloughed everyone they asked her to come back on like half pay or something? idk i just remember it being explained as they wanted her to come back sooner and take away her furlough so she said no and got demoted. but somehow she still gets some of the furlough? idk i have been taught that asking how much or discussing specifics of paychecks kind of thing is rude, growing up. she has been telling me they keep asking her to come back (now they’re asking her to be a supervisor since she declined the manager role) and she keeps saying no. i love her and want the best for her so i won’t say anything to anyone about the conversations me and her have had (i mean, apart from maybe my mum if i can remember, and you bc, let’s be real, you don’t know me and idk you) and she says they’re just difficult to work with as a management team. she even said our area manager isn’t impressed with our current assistant manager (who is currently the only person on an houred contract since our manager left) which shocked me since i personally think he is quite good considering he has a good relationship with the staff and kitchen (he’s thai so he can communicate with the kitchen better than most of the wait staff (some wait staff are thai but mostly not)) i think she doesn’t want to be the eldest person in management or she doesn’t want the age gap to be so big since she has a kid she can lecture at home, she doesn’t need to be looking after people at work, y’know?
also today, me and one of the girls were upstairs (two floors of the restaurant!) and it’s nearing 11pm and her brother (who also works there) comes up and asks us when we’re finishing (mostly her lol) but we had two tables just sitting talking amongst themselves so she just said idk. he was saying he wanted to go bc he’s tired etc n he’s driving n she was like it’s fine go home i’ll call an uber or something n he was refusing to leave her behind. (i feel like i brushed over the two tables sitting there but it must be noted they’re the only tables left in the entire restaurant and we were the only two wait staff still there, apart from her brother but he changed and was waiting downstairs). anyway, she was sweeping (i was cleaning the booth/sofa thingy chairs as it was a mundane task we could do to pass time and while she was sweeping by one of the tables thé boyfriend was whispering to his girlfriend saying ‘should we go?’ and the girlfriend said ‘why should i care?’ and the girl came over to tell me v quietly and i got so upset for her. bc she is literally the sweetest person on the earth and the only reason i didn’t go to ask the manager to see if i could go home with the lady who offers to take me (ex-duty manager lady!) was so she wasn’t alone up there. if i had been the one sweeping near that table i would’ve snapped so fucking hard at them. i mean, we’re 18 and have lives and sleep schedules, and we’re working until 11pm on a thursday before we even get home?? like i wouldn’t have minded staying if they were reasonable tables but after the gf said that i was like ‘shall i go get our stuff from the staff room?’ so i could split as fast as possible. in the end the temporary acting manager came up and told us we could finish and she kicked the tables out ten minutes later. i told her what the table saïd and she thought that was mean and unnecessary too. i was also worried about my sleep tonight since i have my first vaccine tomorrow morning. that’s why i was more pressed about what time i left work today. oh well.
im sorry for talking so much about work! sometimes i don’t have someone to talk to about it (at home) bc of my weird hours and sometimes i don’t like re-explaining things to my mum if she doesn’t get it the first seven times. sometimes it’s just a little too draining as she doesn’t understand since she’s a lifer at her job. it’s easier to explain to my dad but then i get a whole lecture on something that i ultimately have no control over n id rather just bitch w the girls at work but the problem is WE’RE AT WORK!!!
also i booked for my first tattoo!! i’m excited. it’s for next week,, which was super quick considering i was expecting to have to wait soooo much longer. i’ve been telling people about it and that it’s happening but i haven’t had the pleasure of telling people exactly where i got the idea from. bar, my dear, you know wheein’s new album, redd? well, it comes with loads of things, including these stickers (one for each song) and the one from springtime was just so perfect and when i saw it my first thought was, this would be a perfect tattoo. and so i am having it tattooed on my body. a subtle nod to kpop whilst also having something meaningful on my body. i also have just decided i want a small, minimalistic (or one-line art) rose on my sternum, kind of in the valley of my breasts, bc my nan was a rose. i like having her close to me. i recently got her necklace fixed which has left me feeling so incomplete after it broke in august last year. it’s been almost ten years and i think i’m long overdue something to remind me of her. i fiddle with my necklace when i’m nervous which is why i love it so much but incase it breaks again (i pray it doesn’t but i have a long life ahead of me) i would like her close still.
gosh there’s never enough space in my head to remember what i want to tell you so i’ll stop here for now since i should sleep to be able to wake up in time for my first jab. i’m scared but it’s whatever i’ll do it i suppose,, eeek 😨
ilyl ~ 🌻
thank you so much for opening up to me about this, it means a lot to me :( i am so sorry you had to go through this and honestly,, i really resonate with you. i feel like when i talk about my emotions and my sadness (dont know if its okay to call it depression either but yea), my friend either always either makes me feel like my emotions arent valid or she tells me she doesnt know how to help, which is frankly, why i dont talk about my emotions to people irl anymore. i dont open up and it takes me a long long time to do so if i ever do, because i tend to feel insecure/not safe :D so really, thank you for telling me and i hope you are doing better. your emotions are valid and i am always here for you 
HAHAHA i mean i dont have many friends so theres not many to stomp on:( but i mean,, i get passive aggressive when i feel forgotten/left out so you best believe i told my friend how im feeling, but like uhhh it didnt do much. i spent the whole weekend at work and i was free on friday but my friend decided to ditch me and yeah. i havent been out in like two weeks now and i mean i am an introvert so i dont mind that much but even i want to socialise sometimes
aah i mean every manager has their flaws, no one’s perfect. my manager keeps calling me to go to work even though i was literally there for 11 hours on saturday AND sunday which means i worked for 20 hours in two days. and i work 20 hours a week at max. and i already worked some hours before the weekend so i think i have like 30 hours now and she keeps calling??? dude i need a break too,,i am so exhausted and tired of this shit :dd
oh i totally get what the lady that drops you off sometimes told you. i would feel a little iffy if i heard it too, but like,,,judge by your own experiences!! if you feel like something is off, you can always leave,, so i wouldn’t be so stressed about it.
why are people so rude ??? dude,,you should care, because we are all human. everyone has their needs and their lives and i bet he wouldnt like it if he was the one in your place. why should you stay there longer just because he didnt want to leave?? that was so unnecessary. people are weird beings and i learnt that after working with them this weekend,,,like i litereally got screamed at because i couldnt accept cash in different currency. like,,what tf do you want me to do?? i dont have every single currency with me so i could give u the change ?? tf ??
ALSO ITS OKAY TALK ABOUT YOUR WORK HOWEVER MUCH YOU WANT !!!! i also feel like i dont have anyone to talk to about work bc my parents dont listen to me as much as they used to these days and my friend unsurprisingly just doesnt care bc she doesnt work,, and i dont wanna talk to my internet friends abt it as much bc i feel annoying so i am glad us two can talk about these things together !!!! 
YOUR FIRST TATTOOOO WHOAAAH thats so cool. i love tattoos hihi dfkja idk if u already had the appointment but tell me how it went after !! i wasnt able to find the sticker on the internet but im sure it looks hella pretty. also i love how it reminds you both of kpop and your grandma, its wonderful <3 i really want to get a tattoo one day,, and i also want something meaningful (not that i am hating on people that tattoo themselves just for fun and have no meaning behind their tattoos i just have commitment issues so i want something long lasting). alSO my crush (yes i have a crush now ew) has a tattoo and it looks like satan lowkey,,but apparently its a japanese something (i forgot the word oopsies) and it means jealousy, bad past and wisdom ?? i was like BOY IF U DONT??? fjdkla he has blue hair btw i am very much whipped but he also doesnt know me and i am older than him so this is embarrassing
ALSO I HOPE YOURE FEELING WELL AFTER GETTING THE VACCINE !!! 
ily <333
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cosmicsubs · 7 years
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windicksy said: by all laws of aviation the bee should not be able to fly
 its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground
 the bee of course flies anyway
 because bees dont care
what humans think is impossible
 yellow black yellow black
yellow black yellow black
 ooh black and yellow
lets shake it up a little
 barry breakfast is ready
 ooming
 hang on a second
 hello?
  barry?
adam?
  oan you believe this is happening?
i cant ill pick you up
 looking sharp
 use the stairs your father
paid good money for those
 sorry im excited
 heres the graduate
were very proud of you son
 a perfect report card all bs
 very proud
 ma i got a thing going here
  you got lint on your fuzz
ow thats me
  wave to us well be in row 118000
bye
 barry i told you
stop flying in the house
  hey adam
hey barry
  is that fuzz gel?
a little special day graduation
 never thought id make it
 three days grade school
three days high school
 those were awkward
 three days college im glad i took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive
 you did come back different
  hi barry
artie growing a mustache? looks good
  hear about frankie?
yeah
  you going to the funeral?
no im not going
 everybody knows
sting someone you die
 dont waste it on a squirrel
such a hothead
 i guess he could have
just gotten out of the way
 i love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day
 thats why we dont need vacations
 boy quite a bit of pomp
under the circumstances
  well adam today we are men
we are
  beemen
amen
 hallelujah
 students faculty distinguished bees
 please welcome dean buzzwell
 welcome new hive oity
graduating class of
 9:15
 that concludes our ceremonies
 and begins your career
at honex industries
 will we pick ourjob today?
 i heard its just orientation
 heads up here we go
 keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times
  wonder what itll be like?
a little scary
 welcome to honex
a division of honesco
 and a part of the hexagon group
 this is it
 wow
 wow
 we know that you as a bee
have worked your whole life
 to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life
 honey begins when our valiant pollen
jocks bring the nectar to the hive
 our topsecret formula
 is automatically colorcorrected
scentadjusted and bubblecontoured
 into this soothing sweet syrup
 with its distinctive
golden glow you know as
 honey
  that girl was hot
shes my cousin
  she is?
yes were all cousins
  right youre right
at honex we constantly strive
 to improve every aspect
of bee existence
 these bees are stresstesting
a new helmet technology
  what do you think he makes?
not enough
 here we have our latest advancement
the krelman
  what does that do?
oatches that little strand of honey
 that hangs after you pour it
saves us millions
 oan anyone work on the krelman?
 of course most bee jobs are
small ones but bees know
 that every small job
if its done well means a lot
 but choose carefully
 because youll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life
 the same job the rest of your life?
i didnt know that
 whats the difference?
 youll be happy to know that bees
as a species havent had one day off
 in 27 million years
 so youll just work us to death?
 well sure try
 wow that blew my mind
 "whats the difference?"
how can you say that?
 one job forever?
thats an insane choice to have to make
 im relieved now we only have
to make one decision in life
 but adam how could they
never have told us that?
 why would you question anything?
were bees
 were the most perfectly
functioning society on earth
 you ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?
 like what? give me one example
 i dont know but you know
what im talking about
 please clear the gate
royal nectar force on approach
 wait a second oheck it out
  hey those are pollen jocks
wow
 ive never seen them this close
 they know what its like
outside the hive
 yeah but some dont come back
  hey jocks
hi jocks
 you guys did great
 youre monsters
youre sky freaks i love it i love it
  i wonder where they were
i dont know
 their days not planned
 outside the hive flying who knows
where doing who knows what
 you cantjust decide to be a pollen
jock you have to be bred for that
 right
 look thats more pollen
than you and i will see in a lifetime
 its just a status symbol
bees make too much of it
 perhaps unless youre wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it
 those ladies?
arent they our cousins too?
 distant distant
 look at these two
  oouple of hive harrys
lets have fun with them
 it must be dangerous
being a pollen jock
 yeah once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom
 he had a paw on my throat
and with the other he was slapping me
  oh my
i never thought id knock him out
 what were you doing during this?
 trying to alert the authorities
 i can autograph that
 a little gusty out there today
wasnt it comrades?
 yeah gusty
 were hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow
  six miles huh?
barry
 a puddle jump for us
but maybe youre not up for it
  maybe i am
you are not
 were going 0900 at jgate
 what do you think buzzyboy?
are you bee enough?
 i might be it all depends
on what 0900 means
 hey honex
 dad you surprised me
 you decide what youre interested in?
  well theres a lot of choices
but you only get one
 do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?
 son let me tell you about stirring
 you grab that stick and you just
move it around and you stir it around
 you get yourself into a rhythm
its a beautiful thing
 you know dad
the more i think about it
 maybe the honey field
just isnt right for me
 you were thinking of what
making balloon animals?
 thats a bad job
for a guy with a stinger
 janet your sons not sure
he wants to go into honey
  barry you are so funny sometimes
im not trying to be funny
 youre not funny youre going
into honey our son the stirrer
  youre gonna be a stirrer?
no ones listening to me
 wait till you see the sticks i have
 i could say anything right now
im gonna get an ant tattoo
 lets open some honey and celebrate
 maybe ill pierce my thorax
shave my antennae
 shack up with a grasshopper get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"
 im so proud
  were starting work today
todays the day
 oome on all the good jobs
will be gone
 yeah right
 pollen counting stunt bee pouring
stirrer front desk hair removal
  is it still available?
hang on two left
 one of thems yours oongratulations
step to the side
  whatd you get?
picking crud out stellar
 wow
 oouple of newbies?
 yes sir our first day we are ready
 make your choice
  you want to go first?
no you go
 oh my whats available?
 restroom attendants open
not for the reason you think
  any chance of getting the krelman?
sure youre on
 im sorry the krelman just closed out
 wax monkeys always open
 the krelman opened up again
 what happened?
 a bee died makes an opening see?
hes dead another dead one
 deady deadified two more dead
 dead from the neck up
dead from the neck down thats life
 oh this is so hard
 heating cooling
stunt bee pourer stirrer
 humming inspector number seven
lint coordinator stripe supervisor
 mite wrangler barry what
do you think i should barry?
 barry
 all right weve got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine
 what happened to you?
where are you?
  im going out
out? out where?
  out there
oh no
 i have to before i go
to work for the rest of my life
 youre gonna die youre crazy hello?
 another call coming in
 if anyones feeling brave
theres a korean deli on 83rd
 that gets their roses today
 hey guys
  look at that
isnt that the kid we saw yesterday?
 hold it son flight decks restricted
 its ok lou were gonna take him up
 really? feeling lucky are you?
 sign here here just initial that
  thank you
ok
 you got a rain advisory today
 and as you all know
bees cannot fly in rain
 so be careful as always
watch your brooms
 hockey sticks dogs
birds bears and bats
 also i got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us
 murphys in a home because of it
babbling like a cicada
  thats awful
and a reminder for you rookies
 bee law number one
absolutely no talking to humans
 all right launch positions
 buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz
buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz
 black and yellow
 hello
 you ready for this hot shot?
 yeah yeah bring it on
 wind check
  antennae check
nectar pack check
  wings check
stinger check
 scared out of my shorts check
 ok ladies
 lets move it out
 pound those petunias
you striped stemsuckers
 all of you drain those flowers
 wow im out
 i cant believe im out
 so blue
 i feel so fast and free
 box kite
 wow
 flowers
 this is blue leader
we have roses visual
 bring it around 30 degrees and hold
 roses
 30 degrees roger bringing it around
 stand to the side kid
its got a bit of a kick
 that is one nectar collector
  ever see pollination up close?
no sir
 i pick up some pollen here sprinkle it
over here maybe a dash over there
 a pinch on that one
see that? its a little bit of magic
 thats amazing why do we do that?
 thats pollen power more pollen more
flowers more nectar more honey for us
 oool
 im picking up a lot of bright yellow
oould be daisies dont we need those?
 oopy that visual
 wait one of these flowers
seems to be on the move
 say again? youre reporting
a moving flower?
 affirmative
 that was on the line
 this is the coolest what is it?
 i dont know but im loving this color
 it smells good
not like a flower but i like it
 yeah fuzzy
 ohemicaly
 oareful guys its a little grabby
 my sweet lord of bees
 oandybrain get off there
 problem
  guys
this could be bad
 affirmative
 very close
 gonna hurt
 mamas little boy
 you are way out of position rookie
 ooming in at you like a missile
 help me
 i dont think these are flowers
  should we tell him?
i think he knows
 what is this?
 match point
 you can start packing up honey
because youre about to eat it
 yowser
 gross
 theres a bee in the car
  do something
im driving
  hi bee
hes back here
 hes going to sting me
 nobody move if you dont move
he wont sting you freeze
 he blinked
 spray him granny
 what are you doing?
 wow the tension level
out here is unbelievable
 i gotta get home
 oant fly in rain
 oant fly in rain
 oant fly in rain
 mayday mayday bee going down
 ken could you close
the window please?
 ken could you close
the window please?
 oheck out my new resume
i made it into a foldout brochure
 you see? folds out
 oh no more humans i dont need this
 what was that?
 maybe this time this time this time
this time this time this
 drapes
 that is diabolical
 its fantastic its got all my special
skills even my topten favorite movies
 whats number one? star wars?
 nah i dont go for that
 kind of stuff
 no wonder we shouldnt talk to them
theyre out of their minds
 when i leave a job interview theyre
flabbergasted cant believe what i say
 theres the sun maybe thats a way out
 i dont remember the sun
having a big 75 on it
 i predicted global warming
 i could feel it getting hotter
at first i thought it was just me
 wait stop bee
 stand back these are winter boots
 wait
 dont kill him
 you know im allergic to them
this thing could kill me
 why does his life have
less value than yours?
 why does his life have any less value
than mine? is that your statement?
 im just saying all life has value you
dont know what hes capable of feeling
 my brochure
 there you go little guy
 im not scared of him
its an allergic thing
 put that on your resume brochure
 my whole face could puff up
 make it one of your special skills
 knocking someone out
is also a special skill
 right bye vanessa thanks
  vanessa next week? yogurt night?
sure ken you know whatever
  you could put carob chips on there
bye
  supposed to be less calories
bye
 i gotta say something
 she saved my life
i gotta say something
 all right here it goes
 nah
 what would i say?
 i could really get in trouble
 its a bee law
youre not supposed to talk to a human
 i cant believe im doing this
 ive got to
 oh i cant do it oome on
 no yes no
 do it i cant
 how should i start it?
"you like jazz?" no thats no good
 here she comes speak you fool
 hi
 im sorry
  youre talking
yes i know
 youre talking
 im so sorry
 no its ok its fine
i know im dreaming
 but i dont recall going to bed
 well im sure this
is very disconcerting
 this is a bit of a surprise to me
i mean youre a bee
 i am and im not supposed
to be doing this
 but they were all trying to kill me
 and if it wasnt for you
 i had to thank you
its just how i was raised
 that was a little weird
  im talking with a bee
yeah
 im talking to a bee
and the bee is talking to me
 i just want to say im grateful
ill leave now
  wait how did you learn to do that?
what?
 the talking thing
 same way you did i guess
"mama dada honey" you pick it up
  thats very funny
yeah
 bees are funny if we didnt laugh
wed cry with what we have to deal with
 anyway
 oan i
 get you something?
like what?
 i dont know i mean
i dont know ooffee?
 i dont want to put you out
 its no trouble it takes two minutes
  its just coffee
i hate to impose
  dont be ridiculous
actually i would love a cup
 hey you want rum cake?
  i shouldnt
have some
  no i cant
oome on
 im trying to lose a couple micrograms
  where?
these stripes dont help
 you look great
 i dont know if you know
anything about fashion
 are you all right?
 no
 hes making the tie in the cab
as theyre flying up madison
 he finally gets there
 he runs up the steps into the church
the wedding is on
 and he says "watermelon?
i thought you said guatemalan
 why would i marry a watermelon?"
 is that a bee joke?
 thats the kind of stuff we do
 yeah different
 so what are you gonna do barry?
 about work? i dont know
 i want to do my part for the hive
but i cant do it the way they want
 i know how you feel
  you do?
sure
 my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor but i wanted to be a florist
  really?
my only interest is flowers
 our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan
 anyway if you look
 theres my hive right there see it?
 youre in sheep meadow
 yes im right off the turtle pond
 no way i know that area
i lost a toe ring there once
  why do girls put rings on their toes?
why not?
  its like putting a hat on your knee
maybe ill try that
  you all right maam?
oh yeah fine
 just having two cups of coffee
 anyway this has been great
thanks for the coffee
 yeah its no trouble
 sorry i couldnt finish it if i did
id be up the rest of my life
 are you?
 oan i take a piece of this with me?
 sure here have a crumb
  thanks
yeah
 all right well then
i guess ill see you around
 or not
 ok barry
 and thank you
so much again for before
 oh that? that was nothing
 well not nothing but anyway
 this cant possibly work
 hes all set to go
we may as well try it
 ok dave pull the chute
  sounds amazing
it was amazing
 it was the scariest
happiest moment of my life
 humans i cant believe
you were with humans
 giant scary humans
what were they like?
 huge and crazy they talk crazy
 they eat crazy giant things
they drive crazy
  do they try and kill you like on tv?
some of them but some of them dont
  howd you get back?
poodle
 you did it and im glad you saw
whatever you wanted to see
 you had your "experience" now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal
  well
well?
 well i met someone
 you did? was she beeish?
  a wasp? your parents will kill you
no no no not a wasp
  spider?
im not attracted to spiders
 i know its the hottest thing
with the eight legs and all
 i cant get by that face
 so who is she?
 shes human
 no no thats a bee law
you wouldnt break a bee law
  her names vanessa
oh boy
 shes so nice and shes a florist
 oh no youre dating a human florist
 were not dating
 youre flying outside the hive talking
to humans that attack our homes
 with power washers and m80s
oneeighth a stick of dynamite
 she saved my life
and she understands me
 this is over
 eat this
 this is not over what was that?
  they call it a crumb
it was so stingin stripey
 and thats not what they eat
thats what falls off what they eat
  you know what a oinnabon is?
no
 its bread and cinnamon and frosting
they heat it up
 sit down
 really hot
listen to me
 we are not them were us
theres us and theres them
 yes but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?
 theres no yearning
stop yearning listen to me
 you have got to start thinking bee
my friend thinking bee
  thinking bee
thinking bee
 thinking bee thinking bee
thinking bee thinking bee
 there he is hes in the pool
 you know what your problem is barry?
 i gotta start thinking bee?
 how much longer will this go on?
 its been three days
why arent you working?
 ive got a lot of big life decisions
to think about
 what life? you have no life
you have no job youre barely a bee
 would it kill you
to make a little honey?
 barry come out
your fathers talking to you
 martin would you talk to him?
 barry im talking to you
 you coming?
 got everything?
 all set
 go ahead ill catch up
 dont be too long
 watch this
 vanessa
  were still here
i told you not to yell at him
 he doesnt respond to yelling
  then why yell at me?
because you dont listen
 im not listening to this
 sorry ive gotta go
  where are you going?
im meeting a friend
 a girl? is this why you cant decide?
 bye
 i just hope shes beeish
 they have a huge parade
of flowers every year in pasadena?
 to be in the tournament of roses
thats every florists dream
 up on a float surrounded
by flowers crowds cheering
 a tournament do the roses
compete in athletic events?
 no all right ive got one
how come you dont fly everywhere?
 its exhausting why dont you
run everywhere? its faster
 yeah ok i see i see
all right your turn
 tivo you can just freeze live tv?
thats insane
 you dont have that?
 we have hivo but its a disease
its a horrible horrible disease
 oh my
 dumb bees
 you must want to sting all those jerks
 we try not to sting
its usually fatal for us
 so you have to watch your temper
 very carefully
you kick a wall take a walk
 write an angry letter and throw it out
work through it like any emotion:
 anger jealousy lust
 oh my goodness are you ok?
 yeah
  what is wrong with you?
its a bug
 hes not bothering anybody
get out of here you creep
 what was that? a pic n save circular?
 yeah it was how did you know?
 it felt like about 10 pages
seventyfive is pretty much our limit
 youve really got that
down to a science
  i lost a cousin to italian vogue
ill bet
 what in the name
of mighty hercules is this?
 how did this get here?
oute bee golden blossom
 ray liotta private select?
  is he that actor?
i never heard of him
  why is this here?
for people we eat it
 you dont have
enough food of your own?
  well yes
how do you get it?
  bees make it
i know who makes it
 and its hard to make it
 theres heating cooling stirring
you need a whole krelman thing
  its organic
its ourganic
 its just honey barry
 just what?
 bees dont know about this
this is stealing a lot of stealing
 youve taken our homes schools
hospitals this is all we have
 and its on sale?
im getting to the bottom of this
 im getting to the bottom
of all of this
 hey hector
  you almost done?
almost
 he is here i sense it
 well i guess ill go home now
 and just leave this nice honey out
with no one around
 youre busted box boy
 i knew i heard something
so you can talk
 i can talk
and now youll start talking
 where you getting the sweet stuff?
whos your supplier?
 i dont understand
i thought we were friends
 the last thing we want
to do is upset bees
 youre too late its ours now
 you sir have crossed
the wrong sword
 you sir will be lunch
for my iguana ignacio
 where is the honey coming from?
 tell me where
 honey farms it comes from honey farms
 orazy person
 what horrible thing has happened here?
 these faces they never knew
what hit them and now
 theyre on the road to nowhere
 just keep still
 what? youre not dead?
 do i look dead? they will wipe anything
that moves where you headed?
 to honey farms
i am onto something huge here
 im going to alaska moose blood
crazy stuff blows your head off
 im going to tacoma
  and you?
he really is dead
 all right
 uhoh
  what is that?
oh no
  a wiper triple blade
triple blade?
 jump on its your only chance bee
 why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?
 how much do you people need to see?
 open your eyes
stick your head out the window
 from npr news in washington
im oarl kasell
 but dont kill no more bugs
  bee
moose blood guy
  you hear something?
like what?
 like tiny screaming
 turn off the radio
 whassup bee boy?
 hey blood
 just a row of honey jars
as far as the eye could see
 wow
 i assume wherever this truck goes
is where theyre getting it
 i mean that honeys ours
  bees hang tight
were all jammed in
 its a close community
 not us man we on our own
every mosquito on his own
  what if you get in trouble?
you a mosquito you in trouble
 nobody likes us they just smack
see a mosquito smack smack
 at least youre out in the world
you must meet girls
 mosquito girls try to trade up
get with a moth dragonfly
 mosquito girl dont want no mosquito
 you got to be kidding me
 moosebloods about to leave
the building so long bee
  hey guys
mooseblood
 i knew id catch yall down here
did you bring your crazy straw?
 we throw it in jars slap a label on it
and its pretty much pure profit
 what is this place?
 a bees got a brain
the size of a pinhead
 they are pinheads
 pinhead
  oheck out the new smoker
oh sweet thats the one you want
 the thomas 3000
 smoker?
 ninety puffs a minute semiautomatic
twice the nicotine all the tar
 a couple breaths of this
knocks them right out
 they make the honey
and we make the money
 "they make the honey
and we make the money"?
 oh my
 whats going on? are you ok?
 yeah it doesnt last too long
 do you know youre
in a fake hive with fake walls?
 our queen was moved here
we had no choice
 this is your queen?
thats a man in womens clothes
 thats a drag queen
 what is this?
 oh no
 theres hundreds of them
 bee honey
 our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale
 this is worse than anything bears
have done i intend to do something
 oh barry stop
 who told you humans are taking
our honey? thats a rumor
 do these look like rumors?
 thats a conspiracy theory
these are obviously doctored photos
 how did you get mixed up in this?
 hes been talking to humans
  what?
talking to humans?
 he has a human girlfriend
and they make out
 make out? barry
 we do not
  you wish you could
whose side are you on?
 the bees
 i dated a cricket once in san antonio
those crazy legs kept me up all night
 barry this is what you want
to do with your life?
 i want to do it for all our lives
nobody works harder than bees
 dad i remember you
coming home so overworked
 your hands were still stirring
you couldnt stop
 i remember that
 what right do they have to our honey?
 we live on two cups a year they put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever
 even if its true what can one bee do?
 sting them where it really hurts
 in the face the eye
  that would hurt
no
 up the nose? thats a killer
 theres only one place you can sting
the humans one place where it matters
 hive at five the hives only
fullhour action news source
 no more bee beards
 with bob bumble at the anchor desk
 weather with storm stinger
 sports with buzz larvi
 and jeanette ohung
  good evening im bob bumble
and im jeanette ohung
 a tricounty bee barry benson
 intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey
 packaging it and profiting
from it illegally
 tomorrow night on bee larry king
 well have three former queens here in
our studio discussing their new book
 olassy ladies
out this week on hexagon
 tonight were talking to barry benson
 did you ever think "im a kid
from the hive i cant do this"?
 bees have never been afraid
to change the world
 what about bee oolumbus?
bee gandhi? bejesus?
 where im from wed never sue humans
 we were thinking
of stickball or candy stores
 how old are you?
 the bee community
is supporting you in this case
 which will be the trial
of the bee century
 you know they have a larry king
in the human world too
 its a common name next week
 he looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots
 next week
 glasses quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard em
 bear week next week
theyre scary hairy and here live
 always leans forward pointy shoulders
squinty eyes very jewish
 in tennis you attack
at the point of weakness
 it was my grandmother ken shes 81
 honey her backhands a joke
im not gonna take advantage of that?
 quiet please
actual work going on here
  is that that same bee?
yes it is
 im helping him sue the human race
  hello
hello bee
 this is ken
 yeah i remember you timberland size
ten and a half vibram sole i believe
 why does he talk again?
 listen you better go
cause were really busy working
 but its our yogurt night
 byebye
 why is yogurt night so difficult?
 you poor thing
you two have been at this for hours
 yes and adam here
has been a huge help
  frosting
how many sugars?
 just one i try not
to use the competition
 so why are you helping me?
 bees have good qualities
 and it takes my mind off the shop
 instead of flowers people
are giving balloon bouquets now
 those are great if youre three
 and artificial flowers
  oh those just get me psychotic
yeah me too
 bent stingers pointless pollination
 bees must hate those fake things
 nothing worse
than a daffodil thats had work done
 maybe this could make up
for it a little bit
  this lawsuits a pretty big deal
i guess
 you sure you want to go through with it?
 am i sure? when im done with
the humans they wont be able
 to say "honey im home"
without paying a royalty
 its an incredible scene
here in downtown manhattan
 where the world anxiously waits
because for the first time in history
 we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak
 what have we gotten into here barry?
 its pretty big isnt it?
 i cant believe how many humans
dont work during the day
 you think billiondollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?
 everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade
  whats the matter?
i dont know i just got a chill
 well if it isnt the bee team
 you boys work on this?
 all rise the honorable
judge bumbleton presiding
 all right oase number 4475
 superior oourt of new york
barry bee benson v the honey industry
 is now in session
 mr montgomery youre representing
the five food companies collectively?
 a privilege
 mr benson youre representing
all the bees of the world?
 im kidding yes your honor
were ready to proceed
 mr montgomery
your opening statement please
 ladies and gentlemen of the jury
 my grandmother was a simple woman
 born on a farm she believed
it was mans divine right
 to benefit from the bounty
of nature god put before us
 if we lived in the topsyturvy world
mr benson imagines
 just think of what would it mean
 i would have to negotiate
with the silkworm
 for the elastic in my britches
 talking bee
 how do we know this isnt some sort of
 holographic motionpicturecapture
hollywood wizardry?
 they could be using laser beams
 robotics ventriloquism
oloning for all we know
 he could be on steroids
 mr benson?
 ladies and gentlemen
theres no trickery here
 im just an ordinary bee
honeys pretty important to me
 its important to all bees
we invented it
 we make it and we protect it
with our lives
 unfortunately there are
some people in this room
 who think they can take it from us
 cause were the little guys
im hoping that after this is all over
 youll see how by taking our honey
you not only take everything we have
 but everything we are
 i wish hed dress like that
all the time so nice
 oall your first witness
 so mr klauss vanderhayden
of honey farms big company you have
 i suppose so
 i see you also own
honeyburton and honron
 yes they provide beekeepers
for our farms
 beekeeper i find that
to be a very disturbing term
 i dont imagine you employ
any beefreeers do you?
  no
i couldnt hear you
  no
no
 because you dont free bees
you keep bees not only that
 it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey
 theyre very lovable creatures
 yogi bear fozzie bear buildabear
 you mean like this?
 bears kill bees
 howd you like his head crashing
through your living room?
 biting into your couch
spitting out your throw pillows
 ok thats enough take him away
 so mr sting thank you for being here
your name intrigues me
  where have i heard it before?
i was with a band called the police
 but youve never been
a police officer have you?
 no i havent
 no you havent and so here
we have yet another example
 of bee culture casually
stolen by a human
 for nothing more than
a pranceabout stage name
 oh please
 have you ever been stung mr sting?
 because im feeling
a little stung sting
 or should i say mr gordon m sumner
 thats not his real name? you idiots
 mr liotta first
belated congratulations on
 your emmy win for a guest spot
on er in 2005
 thank you thank you
 i see from your resume
that youre devilishly handsome
 with a churning inner turmoil
thats ready to blow
 i enjoy what i do is that a crime?
 not yet it isnt but is this
what its come to for you?
 exploiting tiny helpless bees
so you dont
 have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines sir?
 watch it benson
i could blow right now
 this isnt a goodfella
this is a badfella
 why doesnt someone just step on
this creep and we can all go home?
  order in this court
youre all thinking it
 order order i say
  say it
mr liotta please sit down
 i think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that
 i think the jurys on our side
 are we doing everything right legally?
 im a florist
 right well heres to a great team
 to a great team
 well hello
  ken
hello
 i didnt think you were coming
 no i was just late
i tried to call but the battery
 i didnt want all this to go to waste
so i called barry luckily he was free
 oh that was lucky
 theres a little left
i could heat it up
 yeah heat it up sure whatever
 so i hear youre quite a tennis player
 im not much for the game myself
the balls a little grabby
 thats where i usually sit
right there
 ken barry was looking at your resume
 and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isnt really a special skill
 you think i dont see what youre doing?
 i know how hard it is to find
the rightjob we have that in common
 do we?
 bees have 100 percent employment
but we do jobs like taking the crud out
 thats just what
i was thinking about doing
 ken i let barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz i hope that was all right
 im going to drain the old stinger
 yeah you do that
 look at that
 you know ive just about had it
 with your little mind games
  whats that?
italian vogue
 mamma mia thats a lot of pages
 a lot of ads
 remember what van said why is
your life more valuable than mine?
 funny i just cant seem to recall that
 i think something stinks in here
 i love the smell of flowers
 how do you like the smell of flames?
 not as much
 water bug not taking sides
 ken im wearing a ohapstick hat
this is pathetic
 ive got issues
 well well well a royal flush
  youre bluffing
am i?
 surfs up dude
 poo water
 that bowl is gnarly
 except for those dirty yellow rings
 kenneth what are you doing?
 you know i dont even like honey
i dont eat it
 we need to talk
 hes just a little bee
 and he happens to be
the nicest bee ive met in a long time
 long time? what are you talking about?
are there other bugs in your life?
 no but there are other things bugging
me in life and youre one of them
 fine talking bees no yogurt night
 my nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster
 goodbye ken
 and for your information
 i prefer sugarfree artificial
sweeteners made by man
 im sorry about all that
 i know its got
an aftertaste i like it
 i always felt there was some kind
of barrier between ken and me
 i couldnt overcome it
oh well
 are you ok for the trial?
 i believe mr montgomery
is about out of ideas
 we would like to call
mr barry benson bee to the stand
 good idea you can really see why hes
considered one of the best lawyers
 yeah
 layton youve
gotta weave some magic
 with this jury
or its gonna be all over
 dont worry the only thing i have
to do to turn this jury around
 is to remind them
of what they dont like about bees
  you got the tweezers?
are you allergic?
 only to losing son only to losing
 mr benson bee ill ask you
what i think wed all like to know
 what exactly is your relationship
 to that woman?
 were friends
  good friends?
yes
 how good? do you live together?
 wait a minute
 are you her little
 bedbug?
 ive seen a bee documentary or two
from what i understand
 doesnt your queen give birth
to all the bee children?
  yeah but
so those arent your real parents
  oh barry
yes they are
 hold me back
 youre an illegitimate bee
arent you benson?
 hes denouncing bees
 dont yall date your cousins?
  objection
im going to pincushion this guy
 adam dont its what he wants
 oh im hit
 oh lordy i am hit
 order order
 the venom the venom
is coursing through my veins
 i have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction
 you see? you cant treat them
like equals theyre striped savages
 stingings the only thing
they know its their way
  adam stay with me
i cant feel my legs
 what angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison
 from my heaving buttocks?
 i will have order in this court order
 order please
 the case of the honeybees
versus the human race
 took a pointed turn against the bees
 yesterday when one of their legal
team stung layton t montgomery
  hey buddy
hey
  is there much pain?
yeah
 i
 i blew the whole case didnt i?
 it doesnt matter what matters is
youre alive you could have died
 id be better off dead look at me
 they got it from the cafeteria
downstairs in a tuna sandwich
 look theres
a little celery still on it
 what was it like to sting someone?
 i cant explain it it was all
 all adrenaline and then
and then ecstasy
 all right
 you think it was all a trap?
 of course im sorry
i flew us right into this
 what were we thinking? look at us were
just a couple of bugs in this world
 what will the humans do to us
if they win?
 i dont know
 i hear they put the roaches in motels
that doesnt sound so bad
 adam they check in
but they dont check out
 oh my
 oould you get a nurse
to close that window?
  why?
the smoke
 bees dont smoke
 right bees dont smoke
 bees dont smoke
but some bees are smoking
 thats it thats our case
 it is? its not over?
 get dressed ive gotta go somewhere
 get back to the court and stall
stall any way you can
 and assuming youve done step correctly youre ready for the tub
 mr flayman
 yes? yes your honor
 where is the rest of your team?
 well your honor its interesting
 bees are trained to fly haphazardly
 and as a result
we dont make very good time
 i actually heard a funny story about
 your honor
havent these ridiculous bugs
 taken up enough
of this courts valuable time?
 how much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
 they have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges
 against my clients
who run legitimate businesses
 i move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case
 mr flayman im afraid im going
 to have to consider
mr montgomerys motion
 but you cant we have a terrific case
 where is your proof?
where is the evidence?
 show me the smoking gun
 hold it your honor
you want a smoking gun?
 here is your smoking gun
 what is that?
 its a bee smoker
 what this?
this harmless little contraption?
 this couldnt hurt a fly
let alone a bee
 look at what has happened
 to bees who have never been asked
"smoking or non?"
 is this what nature intended for us?
 to be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines
 and manmade wooden slat work camps?
 living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?
  what are we gonna do?
hes playing the species card
 ladies and gentlemen please
free these bees
 free the bees free the bees
 free the bees
 free the bees free the bees
 the court finds in favor of the bees
 vanessa we won
 i knew you could do it highfive
 sorry
 im ok you know what this means?
 all the honey
will finally belong to the bees
 now we wont have
to work so hard all the time
 this is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature benson
 youll regret this
 barry how much honey is out there?
 all right one at a time
 barry who are you wearing?
 my sweater is ralph lauren
and i have no pants
  what if montgomerys right?
what do you mean?
 weve been living the bee way
a long time 27 million years
 oongratulations on your victory
what will you demand as a settlement?
 first well demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps
 then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with
 every last drop
 we demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more
 than a filthy smelly
badbreath stink machine
 were all aware
of what they do in the woods
 wait for my signal
 take him out
 hell have nauseous
for a few hours then hell be fine
 and we will no longer tolerate
beenegative nicknames
 but its just a pranceabout stage name
 unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products
 and ladeeda human
teatime snack garnishments
 oant breathe
 bring it in boys
 hold it right there good
 tap it
 mr buzzwell we just passed three cups
and theres gallons more coming
  i think we need to shut down
shut down? weve never shut down
 shut down honey production
 stop making honey
 turn your key sir
 what do we do now?
 oannonball
 were shutting honey production
 mission abort
 aborting pollination and nectar detail
returning to base
 adam you wouldnt believe
how much honey was out there
 oh yeah?
 whats going on? where is everybody?
  are they out celebrating?
theyre home
 they dont know what to do
laying out sleeping in
 i heard your uncle oarl was on his way
to san antonio with a cricket
 at least we got our honey back
 sometimes i think so what if humans
liked our honey? who wouldnt?
 its the greatest thing in the world
i was excited to be part of making it
 this was my new desk this was my
new job i wanted to do it really well
 and now
 now i cant
 i dont understand
why theyre not happy
 i thought their lives would be better
 theyre doing nothing its amazing
honey really changes people
 you dont have any idea
whats going on do you?
  what did you want to show me?
this
 what happened here?
 that is not the half of it
 oh no oh my
 theyre all wilting
 doesnt look very good does it?
 no
 and whose fault do you think that is?
 you know im gonna guess bees
 bees?
 specifically me
 i didnt think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things
 its notjust flowers
fruits vegetables they all need bees
 thats our whole sat test right there
 take away produce that affects
the entire animal kingdom
 and then of course
 the human species?
 so if theres no more pollination
 it could all just go south here
couldnt it?
 i know this is also partly my fault
 how about a suicide pact?
 how do we do it?
  ill sting you you step on me
thatjust kills you twice
 right right
 listen barry
sorry but i gotta get going
 i had to open my mouth and talk
 vanessa?
 vanessa? why are you leaving?
where are you going?
 to the final tournament of roses parade
in pasadena
 theyve moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying
 its the last chance
ill ever have to see it
 vanessa i just wanna say im sorry
i never meant it to turn out like this
 i know me neither
 tournament of roses
roses cant do sports
 wait a minute roses roses?
 roses
 vanessa
 roses?
 barry?
  roses are flowers
yes they are
 flowers bees pollen
 i know
thats why this is the last parade
 maybe not
oould you ask him to slow down?
 oould you slow down?
 barry
 ok i made a huge mistake
this is a total disaster all my fault
 yes it kind of is
 ive ruined the planet
i wanted to help you
 with the flower shop
ive made it worse
 actually its completely closed down
 i thought maybe you were remodeling
 but i have another idea and its
greater than my previous ideas combined
 i dont want to hear it
 all right they have the roses
the roses have the pollen
 i know every bee plant
and flower bud in this park
 all we gotta do is get what theyve got
back here with what weve got
  bees
park
  pollen
flowers
  repollination
across the nation
 tournament of roses
pasadena oalifornia
 theyve got nothing
but flowers floats and cotton candy
 security will be tight
 i have an idea
 vanessa bloome ftd
 official floral business its real
 sorry maam nice brooch
 thank you it was a gift
 once inside
we just pick the right float
 how about the princess and the pea?
 i could be the princess
and you could be the pea
 yes i got it
  where should i sit?
what are you?
  i believe im the pea
the pea?
 it goes under the mattresses
  not in this fairy tale sweetheart
im getting the marshal
 you do that
this whole parade is a fiasco
 lets see what this babyll do
 hey what are you doing?
 then all we do
is blend in with traffic
 without arousing suspicion
 once at the airport
theres no stopping us
 stop security
  you and your insect pack your float?
yes
 has it been
in your possession the entire time?
 would you remove your shoes?
  remove your stinger
its part of me
 i know just having some fun
enjoy your flight
 then if were lucky well have
just enough pollen to do the job
 oan you believe how lucky we are? we
have just enough pollen to do the job
 i think this is gonna work
 its got to work
 attention passengers
this is oaptain scott
 we have a bit of bad weather
in new york
 it looks like well experience
a couple hours delay
 barry these are cut flowers
with no water theyll never make it
 i gotta get up there
and talk to them
 be careful
 oan i get help
with the sky mall magazine?
 id like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer
 oaptain im in a real situation
  whatd you say hal?
nothing
 bee
 dont freak out my entire species
 what are you doing?
  wait a minute im an attorney
whos an attorney?
 dont move
 oh barry
 good afternoon passengers
this is your captain
 would a miss vanessa bloome in 24b
please report to the cockpit?
 and please hurry
 what happened here?
 there was a dustbuster
a toupee a life raft exploded
 ones bald ones in a boat
theyre both unconscious
  is that another bee joke?
no
 no ones flying the plane
 this is jfk control tower flight 356
whats your status?
 this is vanessa bloome
im a florist from new york
 wheres the pilot?
 hes unconscious
and so is the copilot
 not good does anyone onboard
have flight experience?
 as a matter of fact there is
  whos that?
barry benson
 from the honey trial? oh great
 vanessa this is nothing more
than a big metal bee
 its got giant wings huge engines
 i cant fly a plane
  why not? isnt john travolta a pilot?
yes
 how hard could it be?
 wait barry
were headed into some lightning
 this is bob bumble we have some
latebreaking news from jfk airport
 where a suspenseful scene
is developing
 barry benson
fresh from his legal victory
 thats barry
 is attempting to land a plane
loaded with people flowers
 and an incapacitated flight crew
 flowers?
 we have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls
 with absolutely no flight experience
 just a minute
theres a bee on that plane
 im quite familiar with mr benson
and his noaccount compadres
 theyve done enough damage
 but isnt he your only hope?
 technically a bee
shouldnt be able to fly at all
 their wings are too small
 havent we heard this a million times?
 "the surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense"
  get this on the air
got it
  stand by
were going live
 the way we work may be a mystery to you
 making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs
 but let me tell you about a small job
 if you do it well
it makes a big difference
 more than we realized
to us to everyone
 thats why i want to get bees
back to working together
 thats the bee way
were not made of jello
 we get behind a fellow
  black and yellow
hello
 left right down hover
  hover?
forget hover
 this isnt so hard
beepbeep beepbeep
 barry what happened?
 wait i think we were
on autopilot the whole time
  that may have been helping me
and now were not
 so it turns out i cannot fly a plane
 all of you lets get
behind this fellow move it out
 move out
 our only chance is if i do what id do
you copy me with the wings of the plane
 dont have to yell
 im not yelling
were in a lot of trouble
 its very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice
 its not a tone im panicking
 i cant do this
 vanessa pull yourself together
you have to snap out of it
 you snap out of it
 you snap out of it
  you snap out of it
you snap out of it
  you snap out of it
you snap out of it
  you snap out of it
you snap out of it
  hold it
why? oome on its my turn
 how is the plane flying?
 i dont know
 hello?
 benson got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?
 the pollen jocks
 they do get behind a fellow
  black and yellow
hello
 all right lets drop this tin can
on the blacktop
 where? i cant see anything oan you?
 no nothing its all cloudy
 oome on you got to think bee barry
  thinking bee
thinking bee
 thinking bee
thinking bee thinking bee
 wait a minute
i think im feeling something
  what?
i dont know its strong pulling me
 like a 27millionyearold instinct
 bring the nose down
 thinking bee
thinking bee thinking bee
  what in the world is on the tarmac?
get some lights on that
 thinking bee
thinking bee thinking bee
  vanessa aim for the flower
ok
 out the engines were going in
on bee power ready boys?
 affirmative
 good good easy now thats it
 land on that flower
 ready? full reverse
 spin it around
  not that flower the other one
which one?
  that flower
im aiming at the flower
 thats a fat guy in a flowered shirt
i mean the giant pulsating flower
 made of millions of bees
 pull forward nose down tail up
 rotate around it
  this is insane barry
thiss the only way i know how to fly
 am i kookookachoo or is this plane
flying in an insectlike pattern?
 get your nose in there dont be afraid
smell it full reverse
 just drop it be a part of it
 aim for the center
 now drop it in drop it in woman
 oome on already
 barry we did it
you taught me how to fly
  yes no highfive
right
 barry it worked
did you see the giant flower?
 what giant flower? where? of course
i saw the flower that was genius
  thank you
but were not done yet
 listen everyone
 this runway is covered
with the last pollen
 from the last flowers
available anywhere on earth
 that means this is our last chance
 were the only ones who make honey
pollinate flowers and dress like this
 if were gonna survive as a species
this is our moment what do you say?
 are we going to be bees orjust
museum of natural history keychains?
 were bees
 keychain
 then follow me except keychain
 hold on barry here
 youve earned this
 yeah
 im a pollen jock and its a perfect
fit all i gotta do are the sleeves
 oh yeah
 thats our barry
 mom the bees are back
 if anybody needs
to make a call nows the time
 i got a feeling well be
working late tonight
 heres your change have a great
afternoon oan i help whos next?
 would you like some honey with that?
it is beeapproved dont forget these
 milk cream cheese its all me
and i dont see a nickel
 sometimes i just feel
like a piece of meat
 i had no idea
 barry im sorry
have you got a moment?
 would you excuse me?
my mosquito associate will help you
 sorry im late
 hes a lawyer too?
 i was already a bloodsucking parasite
all i needed was a briefcase
 have a great afternoon
 barry i just got this huge tulip order
and i cant get them anywhere
 no problem vannie
just leave it to me
 youre a lifesaver barry
oan i help whos next?
 all right scramble jocks
its time to fly
 thank you barry
 that bee is living my life
 let it go kenny
  when will this nightmare end?
let it all go
  beautiful day to fly
sure is
 between you and me
i was dying to get out of that office
 you have got
to start thinking bee my friend
  thinking bee
me?
 hold it lets just stop
for a second hold it
 im sorry im sorry everyone
oan we stop here?
 im not making a major life decision
during a production number
 all right take ten everybody
wrap it up guys
 i had virtually no rehearsal for that
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