#whump humor

[whumperofworlds]

Blorbo/OC: *exists*

Me: Woe, whump be upon ye!

#whump #whump humor

[generic-whumperz]

If they didn’t want to get napped, maybe they shouldn’t look so whumpable 🤷

#idk what’s happened—I made a bunch of dumb whump memes at first and now it’s a blank spot #the brainrot is real #whumpblr #whump #whump stuff #whump scenario #whump blog #whump community #whumpee #kidnapping whump #hostage #whumper #whump meme #whump joke #whump humor #crack whump #get whumped #whumper x whumpee #defiant whumpee #captive whumpee #whump scenarios #whump writing #captured #creepy whumper

[this-violence-of-mine]

No you don't understand I need to see him crawling, covered in blood, horrifically injured, and traumatized

#are they even blorbos if they haven't been whumped yet? #whump #whump humor

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

Trying to interact with the rest of your fandom as a whumper:

#had this experience a few times #whump #whump memes #whump humor #whump community #whumpblr #my memes #my posts #it’s ‘haha yeah I love this character’ from them and then ‘haha yeah I have the unexplainable urge to see them in excruciating pain :)’ #*from me #and they’re just 👁️👄👁️ #sorry for not being normal

[abhainnwhump]

#looking at you dreamtale twins #whump #whumpblr #whump tropes #whump memes #whump meme #whump humor #whump fanfiction #“I love you and want to give you blankets and therapy and hot chocolate.” #“. . . and I want to see you chained to a wall getting carved into and screaming.”

[whumpster-dumpster]

Oh no, I'm about to make it much worse 😈

#whump #whump community #whump humor #meme

[whumble-beeee]

Crack Prompt: Welcome to the Whumpee Store!

(aka totally not bbu what do you MEAN)

Whumpees stacked on shelves grocery store-style

Different aisles for different types of whumpee ("No ma'am, this is actually the conditioned aisle, the defiant aisle is on the other side of the store, aisle 9.")

Workers that are TOTALLY not whumpees themselves probably

Or maybe that teenager helping you really is just your average dead-eyed retail worker. Basically the same thing at this point anyway.

"Sir, that's the price for a fresh unaltered whumpee. You can mold them however you want."

"You want me to do YOUR JOB for you?! What kind of establishment is this?!"

On that note, whumpees made to order

You want a medium-sized defiant whumpee that'll start crying and freeze up the second you turn the lights off? Say less.

Tags on the more dainty and dewey-eyed whumpees that say "Torture with Care"

"Mx., you broke the warranty when you threw your whumpee down the stairs. The instructions clearly state they're meant for household chores only, you'll have to pay full price for a new one."

Whumpees in those sealed plastic action figure boxes, forced into a single pose for. however long it takes you to buy them please buy them they're begging you please PLEASE PLEASE THEY CAN'T TAKE--

Whumpees staring hopefully (or fearfully) at every potential customer that walks by.

BARTERING. RIGHT. IN. FRONT. OF. WHUMPEE.

Customers trying to get the conditioned whumpees to crack so they don't have to pay as much for them.

"I'm not sure this whumpee is trained as well as you say, I'm gonna need a demonstration"

Living weapon whumpees locked behind those stupid glass cabinets that you have to get a store attendant to unlock for you if you want to get at one

^Exotic/rare/expensive ones too

Thank you to all my friends on the Whump World server for all your suggestions and enabling me :) I probably have more too, but this was getting long lmao

@whumperofworlds | @randowhump | @kira-the-whump-enthusiast | @whumpninja

#whump #whump promt #crack whump #pet whump #does this count as pet whump? #idk lmao #whump humor #whump prompt

[whumpdoyoumean]

From Rahul Kohli's Instagram story

#whump tropes #white shirt of doom #sorta #hidden injury #whump #whump reveal #whump things #whump humor #whump memes

[the-bloody-sadist]

Guys I would like to propose a conversation on why whumpblr has the most wholesome fandom coding and yet every whumpblr introduction post I ever see sounds like this:

“Hiiiii everybody! I’m new here, nice to meet you! I’m a bit shy, but I’ve been around for a while reading whump posts and thought it was finally time to join in! Here are some of my favorite tropes!!!!! ❤️😘🥰💕

LIMB CHOPPING, ANAL FISTING UNTIL PROLAPSE, TOE REMOVAL, REPEATED HEAD TRAUMA AGAINST THE SHARP CORNER OF A WALL, CRITICAL ORGAN ABUSE, FORCED CONSUMPTION OF BROKEN GLASS

If you guys are into that, let me know!! 💕💕💕💕 I follow back!”

You guys sound like the sweetest serial killers in the world

#PLEASE IT KILLS ME EVERY TIME #I START CACKLING #THEY JUST LIST IT OFF SO FLIPPANTLY #THE FIRST HALF IS SO SWEET #BUT THE SECOND HALF LOOKS LIKE A DARK WEB TO-DO LIST #YOU GUYS ARE SO SILLY #whump #whumblr #whump humor #whumpblr #whump tropes #whump tag #whump community #whump intro #whump shitpost #whump stuff #humor #whump meme

[whumpees]

I want both 🙂

#whump memes #whump #whump community #whumpees #whumpers #whump humor

[the-bar-sinister]

"blorbo is so sad and tired!" "they deserve a break!" "take them out of situations!" "coffee shop au!!"

What if I like them best when they're miserable? what if I want the situations to get worse?

#whump #whump community #whump humor #horror fandom

[whumperofworlds]

Your sad, covered-in-blood whumpee fucking bit me.

#time to get the muzzle #whump #whump humor

[jordanstrophe]

I don’t know why, but I love the concept of caretaker being terrified for whumpee’s safety that they just grab them by the arm and yank them. It’s not gentle, it’s not even careful, it’s just a pure forceful yoink.

#whump #whumpee #caretaker #whump prompt #caretaker prompt #protective caretaker #whump humor #rough caretaker #hurt/comfort #whump tropes #whump scenario #caretaking tropes

[whump-or-whatever]

Defiant whumpee who copes with (dark) humour dialogue

• • •

Whumpee: *standing in line for the teller at the bank*

Whumper: *walks in wearing a ski mask and waving a gun* “This is a robbery!”

Whumpee: *very matter-o-factly* “Actually, sir, this is a bank.”

• • •

Whumpee: *being held at gun point as hostage*

Whumper: “I’ll do it! I’ll shoot them!”

Whumpee: “do it, no balls”

• • •

Whumpee: *in captivity, being interrogated*

Whumper: “If you don’t tell me what I want to know, you’ll get the whip again”

Whumpee: *eyes wide* “You can’t! My cellmate and I were using the grid to play connect 4 and I was winning!”

• • •

Whumper: *throws a wet rag at whumpee after torturing them* “Clean yourself up.”

Whumpee: *gasps, whispers* “Master has given Dobby a cloth.”

• • •

Whumper: “I’m going to enjoy torturing you until you scream. I can’t wait to see you broken and hear you begging me for mercy.”

Whumpee: “Seems to me like you’ve got some deep-seated emotional issues. Have you considered seeking professional help?”

• • •

Whumper: *walks in later than usual*

Whumpee: “You know, if the teacher is 15 minutes late to class you’re free to go. I think the same rule should apply here.”

• • •

Whumper: *laughs evilly at whumpee’s pain*

Whumpee: *mocks their laughter*

• • •

Whumper: “Nobody is ever going to come for you.”

Whumpee: “I bet that’s what your ex said when they dumped you.”

• • •

Whumpee: *is given plain bread to eat*

Whumpee: “Would it kill y’all to invest in some peanut butter? Mayonnaise? Anything?”

• • •

Whumper: “You’re worthless. Nobody loves you and nobody ever will.”

Whumpee: “In other news, water is wet.”

• • •

Whumper: “You look so nice covered in your own blood.”

Whumpee: “I bet I’d look even better covered in yours. Let’s try and see.”

• • •

Whumpee: *being moved with other prisoners, singing quietly* “They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard.”

Other prisoners: *chanting softly* “To Isengard, to Isengard.”

Whumper: *shakes their head incredulously*

• • •

Whumper: “I will find you.”

Whumpee: “Oh, wait! I know this one! And when you do, you’ll kill me, right?”

• • •

Whumper: “Tell me what I want to know!”

Whumpee: *sing-songy* “Gimme gimme never gets, don’t you know your manners yet?”

• • •

Whumper: *goes to stab whumpee*

Whumpee: *dodges and grabs the knife from whumper*

Whumpee: “That’s what I like to call a pro gamer move.”

• • •

Feel free to add your own!

#whump #whump prompt #whump scenario #whump idea #whump prompts #whump community #whumpblr #whumpee #dark humor #whumper #defiant whumpee #whump humor

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured

#my posts #whump #whump community #whumpblr #whump humor #blorbo #you know who I’m talking about

[echoingalaxies]

Whumpee is kidnapped. Whumper threatens them with torture if they fail to do the daily tasks they are given. Whumpee spends the first night awake shaking with terror, dreading what Whumper is going to make them do the following day, but in the morning Whumper walks into the cell, throwing their phone at Whumpee and is like “you’re going to help me pass this fucking frustrating Candy Crush level or else…”

#idk guys it’s 2am so this is the level of content you’re gonna get #whump prompts #whump prompt #whump #whump humor #whump ideas #whumpblr #kidnapping whump