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[dreamsofalife]

People actually go on dates?? You mean you don't just get enmeshed in a deeply codependent situationship with someone who moves in 3 weeks after meeting you?

#whispers from beyond (dash comm) #cracker barrel street justice (crack tag)

[dreamsofalifeold]

If butterflies could blush, she would be.

"I'm not cute. I'll bite you."

#whispers from beyond (dash comm) #BEAUTIFUL #m!a: you deserve your own picture frame

[dreamsofalife]

She's fine. Needs stitches but she's alright.

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[dreamsofalife]

Can you guys chill for five minutes?? That's all I'm asking!

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[dreamsofalifeold]

A Jimminy Cricket ride would just be a kissing booth with extra steps.

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[dreamsofalife]

My brother in Christ, eat your vegetables. And go to therapy. All of you, actually, go to therapy. Not me, though, I'm normal.

#whispers from beyond (dash comm) #cracker barrel street justice (crack tag)

[dreamsofalife]

Maybe for today I'll crack open this book I found at that antique store...The Neverending Story?

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[dreamsofalife]

I think that men misinterpret liking people who are confident and don't follow social norms for liking people who are violent or just bad people. The whole "bad boy" persona isn't about the guy; it's about the freedom of not being bound by the social contract and having someone who trusts you enough to be soft around you.

Anyway, that's just a theory, a game theory.

#whispers from beyond (dash comm) #cracker barrel street justice (crack tag)

[dreamsofalife]

"Who wants to have a Group Watch of Last Unicorn at my place??"

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[dreamsofalife]

"Oh, Eath...are you okay? You look like you slept rough."

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[dreamsofalifeold]

I told him not to, but no, nobody listens when I say not to bully fairies! I'm literally related to them, I know what I'm saying.

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[dreamsofalife]

Hey, I never said that!

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[dreamsofalife]

"For the record, I don't dress for male attention. Men are what's keeping me from ramping up the sluttiness to 100."

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[dreamsofalife]

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, I build up an immunity to certain poisons.

#whispers from beyond (dash comm) #cracker barrel street justice (crack tag)

[dreamsofalifeold]

Inching threateningly closer to the potted plant on your desk.

#whispers from beyond (dash comm) #cracker barrel street justice (crack tag)

[dreamsofalife]

I don't like the idea of being swooned over. I hate being put on a pedestal, you know? It feels gross.

#whispers from beyond (dash comm) #she needs positive attention like yesterday