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The first KyoAni series I watched was back in 2006.
I was just starting high school at the time and was also just getting into watching anime. Til then I had just watched whatever they had on YTV (a Canadian channel), you know, Pokemon, Sailor Moon, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh! all the kids stuff. Fullmetal Alchemist started to pull me into more serious shounen types of anime and then there was Bleach. I was in the middle of Bleach, grinding through the hundreds of episodes of standard action and prolonged fights. It was cool to me, I liked the characters and sword fights, I was content.
Then a friend told me to watch Air. She said it really affected her and strongly urged me to watch it. I was hesitant at first. The art style wasn’t what I was used to, I hadn’t really seen a moe-type anime before. But, being a dumb kid going into high school, of course I wanted to impress this girl, so I watched it.
It was unlike anything I had ever seen before. The conversations flowed naturally, not like the stiff writing I was accustomed to. The characters, how they acted, the world, it all felt so grounded and real. Of course the art was weird at first, but once I actually saw it in motion that perception melted away. If anything the characters in Air moved so fluidly and authentically that it felt like Bleach was the unnatural show in comparison. I had also never seen a slice of life series before. I had only watched anime about battles and fantasies, I hadn’t seen a show (live action or not) that was just about people. People doing things, people talking, people crying, people with problems. The story wasn’t straightforward and that mystified me. The ending left me feeling confused and strange, but I wanted more. I had been touched by the KyoAni magic.
Then I watched The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. I heard it was good, and read online it was by the same animation studio. This was the one that changed everything. As good as Air was, Haruhi was on a whole other level. It was all so interesting. The set up, the plot, the characters, the way I had to watch it in broadcast order and keep track of the non-linear storytelling. Bleeding in these other-worldly elements into a daily school life felt like a new concept, even though that was exactly how Bleach began. The reason it felt so different was because of how it was framed, the amazing fantastical stuff wasn’t the focus, in fact it barely showed up in some episodes. The real focus was on the people. Once again they felt so real and lifelike, they acted like actual teens would. It was funny and clever and so dense with quality. It was like I had hit a goldmine of anime.
After that point I stopped watching Bleach altogether. It was simple math. Why waste my time on 200+ episodes of Bleach when I could get an experience just as gripping in a short-but-amazing 14 episodes? Other interesting anime stories and experiences had to be out there too. I went on the hunt for more of the classics. Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Hellsing, FLCL, Wolf’s Rain, Death Note etc.
It was when I took on Lucky Star that I started to take notice of KyoAni’s distinct mark of quality. Buttery smooth animation. Genuinely well executed comedy. Cute characters. This sort of attention to detail that was hard to find elsewhere. I got into the mindset that whenever I watched a series by KyoAni I wasn’t going to be let down. That mindset has never changed. I began to hoard their backlog like a dragon on his pile of gold, saving watching their shows until I felt the time was just right.
Clannad After Story was one that really stuck with me. It still does. To this day it’s my personal favourite series KyoAni has made. Even with all their newer stuff I still love Clannad the most. To me it’s slice of life at it’s peak, a perfect mixture of drama and comedy with a healthy mix of tears. I won’t hesitate to admit I bawled like a child by the ending. It’s affected me in ways that nothing else ever has, and I know countless other people feel the same way. This one was the moment that solidified KyoAni as the best anime studio in my eyes. The only series I love more than it is Gurren Lagann, but in terms of watching something that’s grounded in our world, Clannad can’t be topped. KyoAni’s consistent track record of amazing anime is unbeatable in my opinion and as the years kept rolling by that idea only got stronger.
A couple years later I started becoming more obsessed with watching anime. Browsing online Pokemon forums led me to a sub-board where people kept up to date with current anime series. Before long I dipped my toes in. In my first actual season of watching *new* anime, Nichijou started to air. The look of it reminded me of Lucky Star, and I knew it was by the same animation studio so I jumped into it. It was even funnier than I imagined, easily becoming my favourite anime comedy series, each episode had me laughing my head off. For the next 25 weeks I eagerly anticipated every Saturday. The ritual of sitting down to catch a new episode was so ingrained into my mind that yes, I STILL remember that it aired on Saturdays nearly a decade later. Saturdays were Nichijou Days, every week, no questions asked, until the very last episode had aired.
After that I was in. Any season past that point when a new KyoAni show premiered, I would watch it. Hyouka, Chuunibyou, Tamako Market. Even Free!, it didn’t matter what. I would go online and post gifs and awe at the animation. I would listen to the theme songs wherever I went. I always found myself captivated by the beautiful storytelling that held together each series. Watching KyoAni’s episodes would be the highlight of any week they had a show airing. Every year there was a new project to get excited for, a new thing to end up loving.
Going back a bit... At the same time frame as Nichijou I was just as obsessed with video games as I was with anime. I had chosen games as my career path. I wanted to be a game designer, or someone who worked on games. I was dumb and young and hopeful, so the actual position didn’t matter. Reality hit soon after. For monetary reasons outside of my control I couldn’t continue with games as a post secondary education. I was pulled from my university Game Design course just one semester in. Because of those circumstances I missed my opportunity to get into the other Game Design course at a more cheap local college. I was left distraught. It was then that I had to make a choice. Take the college’s other course offered to me... or wait an entire year for my next shot. That course was Animation.
Without my current love of anime I probably would have reconsidered. The affection for the anime medium had been nurtured inside me for years at that point. I don’t think I’d had the same love for it as I do without Kyoto Animation and all their shows. I’d still be watching low quality stuff like Bleach, I might have even gotten bored of it and stopped watching anime altogether. The path I took was because I had seen Clannad, because I had seen Haruhi, because I had seen Air even. KyoAni literally changed my life. Without them I wouldn’t have gone into an animation career. I wouldn’t have ever got my name in credits of Avengers. I honestly don’t know where I would be, if I would keep trying with video game stuff or go some place completely different.
It was devastating to hear about the fire yesterday. I’m still torn up about it and I’m probably going to be feeling like shit for a while. I don’t think I can express enough how much my heart goes out to them. KyoAni has affected me so personally, and I know the same goes for millions of others. Their work is something no one else can replicate, the amount of heart and soul that goes into each production is palpable. I felt it from the first time I ever saw it in Air and I can still feel it now. I pray and wish them all the best in this horrible time. There is no taking back what happened. Someday I hope they can return to doing what they love. It will be a long and difficult journey getting there, but if their hearts are anywhere as strong as the ones they’ve given to all of us then I know they can make it through.
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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot
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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot
Ted, in case you had three needs, what would it not be? Three needs, God I don’t know fairly. What, I think the primary one can be … World Peace and then maybe an end to starvation and … More money for hospitals and that type of factor fair sufficient Ted. And yourself Dougal, what would your three needs be? Oh, I do not know i am joyful adequate fairly relatively you would not want some thing at all? No, i don’t feel so can not suppose of anything anyway You wouldn’t say you wanted a massive car to power round in? That’d be awesome riding around in a significant car.That’d be one yeah, how fantastic? And what could be your 2d desire? Oh, no, that’ll be first-rate. No the vehicle will likely be exceptional you’ll wish to be a rock star or some thing like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i’d love to be a rock famous person like an Elvis or whatever. Oh, that’d be top notch so Your 1/3 desire if you happen to had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be satisfactory. Significant vehicle, and i was Elvis.That’d be grand would not you like say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i’d love that cup. If I had that cup and i used to be Elvis and that i was in a colossal auto , that’d be exquisite you have by no means had a lot of an creativeness. Have you Dougal? No you’re proper there Ted Are you sure you will not have some tea Paul? No, i’m excellent proper Would you adore me to activate the television? No, thanks. I am high-quality correct have you visible father Shorton at all recently? No I was pondering, what would he be, would he be eighty now? Feel so oh Dougal. You wanted to have a word , will not be a moment see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I had to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal…Do not overreact fair ample proper it’s father Stone Dougal stand up Oh Ted no, now not him it’s him allright. God almighty. I know Why did not you tell him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I tried but it’s like looking to talk to a wall with a mustache. Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why didn’t you misinform him? Huh? I did I instructed him great large massive lies with feckin bells putting off them have you learnt what it’s like? It’s like seeking to ask the holy mother to discontinue appearing to schoolyards right Dougal you’ve received to keep me enterprise. No, no back once more, hah Sorry Paul. You keep in mind Dugal? Ah yes Of path you do. Certain you have to’ve been coming right here for… How many years is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer.So what time you are going back the next day? I could stay What? Mentioned, I would keep How long? Good, I do not know. Few weeks, probably Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any one for a high-quality cup…? Oh, no, it’s father Stone Do you no longer have got to get again to your parish? No, now not for a at the same time anyway. Ha ha ha right, it’s it can be simply that there’s a obstacle in that umm Dougal and i were pondering of doing some thing … What was it we have been thinking of doing Dougal? The article there? Yes? Sure, what was once the object we have been going to do together um sure? Yeah? What was once it and factor and massive factor it used to be and vacations happening vacations that’s excellent.I’m going to intellect the position wait wait . It wasn’t that we have been happening holidays in any respect. It was once something else We have been going to do that way no one can stay in the apartment What was once it? We we we were going to… Have the paintings rehung? Oh incredible top notch memory there? Have you ever noticed they’re all crockett. I mean what kind of an angle is that? Mad attitude ha ha so that you can not stay right here. It can be too hazardous see couldn’t be here when folks are transferring paintings throughout the location So the place will you go? Inn most of the time that is quality. I will go with you Sorry Paul. I just have whatever to assert to Dougal God suppose Dougal feel okay. I’ll do the considering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I’m going to have got to break it to him gently appear you’re taking Paul out and i’m going to go… You’re now not leaving me by myself with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I simply can’t now there isn’t a method, so well.Are you going to tell Jack? I’m going to get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a stroll would you like to join him? No, i’m great. Are you certain you is not going to go, it can be lovely? No, thanks. No. I’m first-class. Well. It can be just that Dougal wishes to exhibit you some thing it is very most important Is it? Sure very very fundamental this would be the important thing you’ll be able to ever see Eh? Yes correct. So you’ll be able to go so? No i am satisfactory. Thanks i will see it again sometime. Let’s be honest. It can be now not that Dougal desires to exhibit you anything. It is that there’s a hearth in the apartment, and also you have got to go away hearth? I did not need to get you into a panic cuz it can be most effective a small hearth however however it would unfold and in case you died in it i might certainly not forgive myself so in case you’d simply go along with Dougal, i’m going to combat the blaze right so you are going? Yeah, there’s a hearth first-class do not fear about me. A drop of water will do the trick So have you ever noticeable father Shorton today? No Oh, yeah, I suppose he have to be about 80 now? I suppose so Father father are you wide awake? Father Father we have now a visitor So how’s the whole thing then? Okay Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack long past to mattress then Ted.Sure. He was once a little worn out correct good, I suppose my bath can be in a position through now am i able to aid you Paul? No i’m great i’m um Having a bath it can be simply I need to go to the bathroom correct, go forward time for bed it’s most effective half seven? Sure, but I have got to be up at 11:00 within the morning Dougal, you higher get some relaxation too I can not take much more of this Ted. I do know i know Six years, you would suppose that by means of now he’d have received the message Do you consider that time Ted once we knew he was once coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that was amazing someone else would go fair enough and just no longer flip up five days in the attic No food no water rats all over the place If most effective we concept of it this 12 months How did you meet him in the first location? He was introduced to me by way of father Jim Dugan.We have been at a conference Dugan got here up and mentioned this is father Stone and ran out of the building simply ran straight out of the constructing So we started talking yeah? Well, I began speaking you know the way he is and just to break the silence I invited him to stay you realize only for some thing to say. The following day, the following day he arrived on the island Oh God if you happen to do not ought to say whatever really simply sits there. I mean, what does he get out of it? I’m hoping he’s gone earlier than your birthday get together anyway.Oh, he can be lengthy long past through then. What is it three weeks away? Excellent God appear at the time. I would better be going Ted. Oh, any one want a elevate? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please get rid of him. I don’t care the way you do it. Simply please do away with him Do you need cash? Whatever you need. Identify any charge? We must go house Ted. Believe about it Dougal. Consider about sitting in the dwelling room. Oh, yeah, I feel it can be clearing up now anyway everything’s blowing over there Ted under no circumstances intellect. Simply have a go Golf ye? Yeah, crazy golf ball. Not precisely the u.S. Masters Will you could have a go father? Oh. No Are you sure, it’s very enjoyable? Oh yeah Ted exquisite. You’ve gotten a go Go on, it’s even less difficult, now that the windmill is just not on the best way There you go. What’s the worst thing can happen? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault do not be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit through lightning? No, of direction not I I asked him to intervene by hook or by crook, but this can be a bit a lot. What are you considering of? Who would’ve concept that being hit by means of lightning would land you in a clinic What what are you speakme about of direction it can land you in a sanatorium. Well. It’s not normally that serious is it Ted I mean, I was once hit with the aid of lightning a couple of times. I by no means had to go to clinic sure, Dougal, however you are distinct from most men and women. All that happened to you as balloons saved sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever realize it’s more often than not sick people who end up in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted.Of course you’re a goner at the minute you walk in via the door i would decide on to take my chances in the real world Ted. You understand regardless of how in poor health I was i might by no means go under the hammer below the knife Dougal below the Hammers auctioneering. Very well. Yeah consider that movie Ted the place your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, yes what was that known as? Out of Africa? I feel anyway you know your man has the pinnacle of the fly and he is chasing his spouse all over the place the position and he or she you realize she’s seeking to conceal the Jam and the whole lot so he will not get… Discontinue sufficient sufficient. I have got to discontinue you there Dougal. Yes, Ted. No reason. I simply must discontinue you brand new emergency. What’s it in these days healthcare professional? We have no idea I think it is a combo of Babycham and Harvick by and large all that was left after the social gathering Father Stone’s been in there a very long time hasn’t he? Consider he’s useless? More commonly doing checks. What style of exams common talents? No won’t get much out of him in that condition.No no medical checks So how would he know about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he wishes to You stupid bastard you could have really achieved it this time. You started it you slag. Next time i will finish the job I… Fathers John hey, Mary good, uh, what are you doing here father? Um a buddy of ours had a bit of of an accident? Oh expensive. What occurred to you, that appears nasty? Ah certain. It’s nothing father. It is just a headache do not know why I troubled coming quite Is that blood? Oh God no no i do not believe so. I just got a slight nick with a knife when Mary used to be hanging the bandage on it can be uh it’s no longer a stab wound definite, he’s great You seem like you’ve been in the wars your self mary. Ah it can be only a sprain father.It’s nothing. I’ll slip it in a bag of cold it is now not damaged. Whether it is sure, what the hell. I am hoping your buddy will get better next time. Shut up you historical bitch. They are a beautiful couple don’t seem to be they John and Mary? They are all right. How for much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we infrequently even understand whilst you think about it does he have so much of a loved ones sure moms and dads are alive and he has a brother. I feel a medical professional in america health care professional wow huh, you would not consider that would you but that’d simply be fairly common? The favorite son would emerge as a doctor after which the fool brother would be sent off to the priesthood your brother’s a surgeon is not he sure Ha health care provider. How’s the sufferer? He is putting in there. It can be generally shock. First-rate. Well, that is no longer severe well, it can be particularly serious a bolt of lightning can do a lot of harm. Can it? Sure, his reactions are very negative on the second he is consistently been like that very terrible reactions.That is average for him. Really he is now not reacting in any respect to any stimulus once more i would not worry about it. That’s allways been seem father. I’m a medical professional and i know that it’s now not typical to fail to react to stimulus i’m certain it’s seem appear appear at this See it can be a factor with priests we’ve got our minds on extra non secular issues, so i wouldn’t fear about it well, no, I feel i’ll worry about it. Oh oh God, k? Do we see him, i would like to claim a prayer. Sure, all proper father this way As you’ll find we still have not been capable to eliminate the golf club Why is not he in bed? It is tough to get him into a cozy role when he’s in that stance however you are right.He’s been on his toes lengthy sufficient. Looks like a trophy He does somewhat. I’m sorry. I handiest just heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We now have acquired to get him into mattress father might you You must be father Crilly. Sure i am. Oh God bless you father. God bless you Father that is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It is horrible father it can be horrible God forgive me for utilizing the Lord’s title in vain but Jesus Christ how horrible this is this father it’s it is horrible horrible I tell ye i could not have mentioned it higher meself terrible is the word father horrible I let you know father horrible is too small a phrase our God Jesus too small a phrase when you appear at what you are doing to your mom you lazy little bastard.You’re vain Father, i am sorry him triggered you all this crisis God forgive me for pronouncing this but would not have been higher if he’d been killed acquired us all upset Jesus father what you ought to think of him and us for bringing him into the sector My God i go out for a drink father would you join me? I’m going to stay here for the second. Okay. See you later correct and this is Mommy hi there i do know what you are up to God you understand father, Paul thinks the sector of you. Oh indeed he does he by no means stops speaking about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes again from Craggy Island and he’s counting the days, so he can go back again actually seem He has a chart and he crosses off the times as they move via and right down to the bottom of the chart father photograph of yourself oh, God. I took his paintings as good father. He did this one for you God, what is it? It can be his coronary heart? Do some thing! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr..Stone, might you include me? I would like you to fill out some forms. Is he going to be all correct? We’re doing all we can however he is rather in poor health. Just hope for the exceptional All correct health practitioner. Come on Mommy The historic woman she knows she is aware of it’s all my fault How would she comprehend that? They have got methods, historic ladies are towards God than we’ll ever be They get to that age and they are not looking for the operation anymore.They’ve received the direct line She knows all right and who would blame her for being angry with me. It can be all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Carry him again. I not ever ment you to take him away. There was once no want for the lightning you understand I did not imply that that was once simply silly Please God deliver him again. I swear We safeguard him.He can stay as long as he desires Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i’ll protect him for the leisure of my days, please just do this one thing Ah come on, please I swear Paul you’re back. Oh Lord it’s a miracle.General practitioner! Paul? Can i get you anything in any respect? No, i’m great .
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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot
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"Entertaining Father Stone" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot
Ted, in case you had three needs, what would it not be? Three needs, God I don’t know fairly. What, I think the primary one can be … World Peace and then maybe an end to starvation and … More money for hospitals and that type of factor fair sufficient Ted. And yourself Dougal, what would your three needs be? Oh, I do not know i am joyful adequate fairly relatively you would not want some thing at all? No, i don’t feel so can not suppose of anything anyway You wouldn’t say you wanted a massive car to power round in? That’d be awesome riding around in a significant car.That’d be one yeah, how fantastic? And what could be your 2d desire? Oh, no, that’ll be first-rate. No the vehicle will likely be exceptional you’ll wish to be a rock star or some thing like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i’d love to be a rock famous person like an Elvis or whatever. Oh, that’d be top notch so Your 1/3 desire if you happen to had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be satisfactory. Significant vehicle, and i was Elvis.That’d be grand would not you like say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i’d love that cup. If I had that cup and i used to be Elvis and that i was in a colossal auto , that’d be exquisite you have by no means had a lot of an creativeness. Have you Dougal? No you’re proper there Ted Are you sure you will not have some tea Paul? No, i’m excellent proper Would you adore me to activate the television? No, thanks. I am high-quality correct have you visible father Shorton at all recently? No I was pondering, what would he be, would he be eighty now? Feel so oh Dougal. You wanted to have a word , will not be a moment see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I had to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal…Do not overreact fair ample proper it’s father Stone Dougal stand up Oh Ted no, now not him it’s him allright. God almighty. I know Why did not you tell him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I tried but it’s like looking to talk to a wall with a mustache. Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why didn’t you misinform him? Huh? I did I instructed him great large massive lies with feckin bells putting off them have you learnt what it’s like? It’s like seeking to ask the holy mother to discontinue appearing to schoolyards right Dougal you’ve received to keep me enterprise. No, no back once more, hah Sorry Paul. You keep in mind Dugal? Ah yes Of path you do. Certain you have to’ve been coming right here for… How many years is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer.So what time you are going back the next day? I could stay What? Mentioned, I would keep How long? Good, I do not know. Few weeks, probably Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any one for a high-quality cup…? Oh, no, it’s father Stone Do you no longer have got to get again to your parish? No, now not for a at the same time anyway. Ha ha ha right, it’s it can be simply that there’s a obstacle in that umm Dougal and i were pondering of doing some thing … What was it we have been thinking of doing Dougal? The article there? Yes? Sure, what was once the object we have been going to do together um sure? Yeah? What was once it and factor and massive factor it used to be and vacations happening vacations that’s excellent.I’m going to intellect the position wait wait . It wasn’t that we have been happening holidays in any respect. It was once something else We have been going to do that way no one can stay in the apartment What was once it? We we we were going to… Have the paintings rehung? Oh incredible top notch memory there? Have you ever noticed they’re all crockett. I mean what kind of an angle is that? Mad attitude ha ha so that you can not stay right here. It can be too hazardous see couldn’t be here when folks are transferring paintings throughout the location So the place will you go? Inn most of the time that is quality. I will go with you Sorry Paul. I just have whatever to assert to Dougal God suppose Dougal feel okay. I’ll do the considering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I’m going to have got to break it to him gently appear you’re taking Paul out and i’m going to go… You’re now not leaving me by myself with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I simply can’t now there isn’t a method, so well.Are you going to tell Jack? I’m going to get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a stroll would you like to join him? No, i’m great. Are you certain you is not going to go, it can be lovely? No, thanks. No. I’m first-class. Well. It can be just that Dougal wishes to exhibit you some thing it is very most important Is it? Sure very very fundamental this would be the important thing you’ll be able to ever see Eh? Yes correct. So you’ll be able to go so? No i am satisfactory. Thanks i will see it again sometime. Let’s be honest. It can be now not that Dougal desires to exhibit you anything. It is that there’s a hearth in the apartment, and also you have got to go away hearth? I did not need to get you into a panic cuz it can be most effective a small hearth however however it would unfold and in case you died in it i might certainly not forgive myself so in case you’d simply go along with Dougal, i’m going to combat the blaze right so you are going? Yeah, there’s a hearth first-class do not fear about me. A drop of water will do the trick So have you ever noticeable father Shorton today? No Oh, yeah, I suppose he have to be about 80 now? I suppose so Father father are you wide awake? Father Father we have now a visitor So how’s the whole thing then? Okay Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack long past to mattress then Ted.Sure. He was once a little worn out correct good, I suppose my bath can be in a position through now am i able to aid you Paul? No i’m great i’m um Having a bath it can be simply I need to go to the bathroom correct, go forward time for bed it’s most effective half seven? Sure, but I have got to be up at 11:00 within the morning Dougal, you higher get some relaxation too I can not take much more of this Ted. I do know i know Six years, you would suppose that by means of now he’d have received the message Do you consider that time Ted once we knew he was once coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that was amazing someone else would go fair enough and just no longer flip up five days in the attic No food no water rats all over the place If most effective we concept of it this 12 months How did you meet him in the first location? He was introduced to me by way of father Jim Dugan.We have been at a conference Dugan got here up and mentioned this is father Stone and ran out of the building simply ran straight out of the constructing So we started talking yeah? Well, I began speaking you know the way he is and just to break the silence I invited him to stay you realize only for some thing to say. The following day, the following day he arrived on the island Oh God if you happen to do not ought to say whatever really simply sits there. I mean, what does he get out of it? I’m hoping he’s gone earlier than your birthday get together anyway.Oh, he can be lengthy long past through then. What is it three weeks away? Excellent God appear at the time. I would better be going Ted. Oh, any one want a elevate? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please get rid of him. I don’t care the way you do it. Simply please do away with him Do you need cash? Whatever you need. Identify any charge? We must go house Ted. Believe about it Dougal. Consider about sitting in the dwelling room. Oh, yeah, I feel it can be clearing up now anyway everything’s blowing over there Ted under no circumstances intellect. Simply have a go Golf ye? Yeah, crazy golf ball. Not precisely the u.S. Masters Will you could have a go father? Oh. No Are you sure, it’s very enjoyable? Oh yeah Ted exquisite. You’ve gotten a go Go on, it’s even less difficult, now that the windmill is just not on the best way There you go. What’s the worst thing can happen? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault do not be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit through lightning? No, of direction not I I asked him to intervene by hook or by crook, but this can be a bit a lot. What are you considering of? Who would’ve concept that being hit by means of lightning would land you in a clinic What what are you speakme about of direction it can land you in a sanatorium. Well. It’s not normally that serious is it Ted I mean, I was once hit with the aid of lightning a couple of times. I by no means had to go to clinic sure, Dougal, however you are distinct from most men and women. All that happened to you as balloons saved sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever realize it’s more often than not sick people who end up in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted.Of course you’re a goner at the minute you walk in via the door i would decide on to take my chances in the real world Ted. You understand regardless of how in poor health I was i might by no means go under the hammer below the knife Dougal below the Hammers auctioneering. Very well. Yeah consider that movie Ted the place your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, yes what was that known as? Out of Africa? I feel anyway you know your man has the pinnacle of the fly and he is chasing his spouse all over the place the position and he or she you realize she’s seeking to conceal the Jam and the whole lot so he will not get… Discontinue sufficient sufficient. I have got to discontinue you there Dougal. Yes, Ted. No reason. I simply must discontinue you brand new emergency. What’s it in these days healthcare professional? We have no idea I think it is a combo of Babycham and Harvick by and large all that was left after the social gathering Father Stone’s been in there a very long time hasn’t he? Consider he’s useless? More commonly doing checks. What style of exams common talents? No won’t get much out of him in that condition.No no medical checks So how would he know about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he wishes to You stupid bastard you could have really achieved it this time. You started it you slag. Next time i will finish the job I… Fathers John hey, Mary good, uh, what are you doing here father? Um a buddy of ours had a bit of of an accident? Oh expensive. What occurred to you, that appears nasty? Ah certain. It’s nothing father. It is just a headache do not know why I troubled coming quite Is that blood? Oh God no no i do not believe so. I just got a slight nick with a knife when Mary used to be hanging the bandage on it can be uh it’s no longer a stab wound definite, he’s great You seem like you’ve been in the wars your self mary. Ah it can be only a sprain father.It’s nothing. I’ll slip it in a bag of cold it is now not damaged. Whether it is sure, what the hell. I am hoping your buddy will get better next time. Shut up you historical bitch. They are a beautiful couple don’t seem to be they John and Mary? They are all right. How for much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we infrequently even understand whilst you think about it does he have so much of a loved ones sure moms and dads are alive and he has a brother. I feel a medical professional in america health care professional wow huh, you would not consider that would you but that’d simply be fairly common? The favorite son would emerge as a doctor after which the fool brother would be sent off to the priesthood your brother’s a surgeon is not he sure Ha health care provider. How’s the sufferer? He is putting in there. It can be generally shock. First-rate. Well, that is no longer severe well, it can be particularly serious a bolt of lightning can do a lot of harm. Can it? Sure, his reactions are very negative on the second he is consistently been like that very terrible reactions.That is average for him. Really he is now not reacting in any respect to any stimulus once more i would not worry about it. That’s allways been seem father. I’m a medical professional and i know that it’s now not typical to fail to react to stimulus i’m certain it’s seem appear appear at this See it can be a factor with priests we’ve got our minds on extra non secular issues, so i wouldn’t fear about it well, no, I feel i’ll worry about it. Oh oh God, k? Do we see him, i would like to claim a prayer. Sure, all proper father this way As you’ll find we still have not been capable to eliminate the golf club Why is not he in bed? It is tough to get him into a cozy role when he’s in that stance however you are right.He’s been on his toes lengthy sufficient. Looks like a trophy He does somewhat. I’m sorry. I handiest just heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We now have acquired to get him into mattress father might you You must be father Crilly. Sure i am. Oh God bless you father. God bless you Father that is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It is horrible father it can be horrible God forgive me for utilizing the Lord’s title in vain but Jesus Christ how horrible this is this father it’s it is horrible horrible I tell ye i could not have mentioned it higher meself terrible is the word father horrible I let you know father horrible is too small a phrase our God Jesus too small a phrase when you appear at what you are doing to your mom you lazy little bastard.You’re vain Father, i am sorry him triggered you all this crisis God forgive me for pronouncing this but would not have been higher if he’d been killed acquired us all upset Jesus father what you ought to think of him and us for bringing him into the sector My God i go out for a drink father would you join me? I’m going to stay here for the second. Okay. See you later correct and this is Mommy hi there i do know what you are up to God you understand father, Paul thinks the sector of you. Oh indeed he does he by no means stops speaking about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes again from Craggy Island and he’s counting the days, so he can go back again actually seem He has a chart and he crosses off the times as they move via and right down to the bottom of the chart father photograph of yourself oh, God. I took his paintings as good father. He did this one for you God, what is it? It can be his coronary heart? Do some thing! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr..Stone, might you include me? I would like you to fill out some forms. Is he going to be all correct? We’re doing all we can however he is rather in poor health. Just hope for the exceptional All correct health practitioner. Come on Mommy The historic woman she knows she is aware of it’s all my fault How would she comprehend that? They have got methods, historic ladies are towards God than we’ll ever be They get to that age and they are not looking for the operation anymore.They’ve received the direct line She knows all right and who would blame her for being angry with me. It can be all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Carry him again. I not ever ment you to take him away. There was once no want for the lightning you understand I did not imply that that was once simply silly Please God deliver him again. I swear We safeguard him.He can stay as long as he desires Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i’ll protect him for the leisure of my days, please just do this one thing Ah come on, please I swear Paul you’re back. Oh Lord it’s a miracle.General practitioner! Paul? Can i get you anything in any respect? No, i’m great .
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Ted, if you happen to had three desires, what would it not be? Three needs, God I do not know fairly. What, I think the primary one would be … World Peace after which probably an finish to starvation and … Extra money for hospitals and that kind of factor reasonable ample Ted. And yourself Dougal, what would your three needs be? Oh, I have no idea i’m completely satisfied adequate relatively relatively you would not need anything at all? No, i do not believe so cannot feel of whatever anyway You wouldn’t say you wanted a gigantic auto to force round in? That’d be top notch using around in a large vehicle.That’d be one yeah, how outstanding? And what could be your 2d wish? Oh, no, that’ll be quality. No the auto might be exceptional you’d wish to be a rock star or something like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i might love to be a rock megastar like an Elvis or whatever. Oh, that’d be splendid so Your third desire if you had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be high-quality. Huge auto, and that i used to be Elvis.That’d be grand wouldn’t you like say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i might love that cup. If I had that cup and that i was once Elvis and that i was once in a enormous automobile , that’d be awesome you’ve got in no way had a lot of an creativeness. Have you ever Dougal? No you’re right there Ted Are you certain you will not have some tea Paul? No, i am satisfactory proper Would you adore me to activate the tv? No, thanks. I’m nice right have you seen father Shorton at all just lately? No I was once pondering, what would he be, would he be 80 now? Suppose so oh Dougal. You wanted to have a word , will not be a second see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I needed to get out of there who’s it Ted? Now Dougal… Don’t overreact fair adequate right it’s father Stone Dougal stand up Oh Ted no, not him it can be him allright. God almighty. I know Why didn’t you inform him to not come Ted.You said… You promised after the final time? I attempted nevertheless it’s like seeking to speak to a wall with a mustache. Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why did not you deceive him? Huh? I did I instructed him pleasant significant large lies with feckin bells placing off them are you aware what it can be like? It’s like trying to ask the holy mother to discontinue appearing to schoolyards right Dougal you might have bought to hold me organization. No, no back again, hah Sorry Paul. You recollect Dugal? Ah sure Of direction you do. Certain you need to’ve been coming right here for… How decades is it now? Few anyway SIX six years every summer season. So what time you’re going again the following day? I might stay What? Stated, I might stay How long? Well, I have no idea. Few weeks, probably Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any person for a nice cup…? Oh, no, it is father Stone Do you no longer must get back to your parish? No, not for a while anyway.Ha ha ha correct, it can be it is just that there is a obstacle in that umm Dougal and i had been considering of doing whatever … What was once it we have been thinking of doing Dougal? The item there? Sure? Sure, what used to be the article we had been going to do together um yes? Yeah? What was it and thing and enormous factor it used to be and holidays going on vacations that is excellent. I will intellect the situation wait wait . It wasn’t that we were happening vacation trips at all.It was anything else We had been going to do that approach nobody can keep in the condominium What was once it? We we we have been going to… Have the paintings rehung? Oh wonderful amazing reminiscence there? Have you ever noticed they’re all crockett. I imply what variety of an perspective is that? Mad attitude ha ha so you cannot stay right here. It’s too dangerous see couldn’t be here when persons are transferring artwork all around the location So where will you go? Inn on the whole that’s great.I will go along with you Sorry Paul. I simply have anything to say to Dougal God think Dougal suppose o.K.. I’m going to do the pondering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I’m going to have got to smash it to him gently look you are taking Paul out and i’m going to go… You are now not leaving me on my own with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I simply can’t now there isn’t any approach, so good. Are you going to tell Jack? I’ll get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a walk would you like to join him? No, i’m satisfactory. Are you definite you is not going to go, it is lovely? No, thanks.No. I’m best. Well. It is just that Dougal wants to exhibit you something it can be very essential Is it? Yes very very principal this might be the essential thing you’ll be able to ever see Eh? Sure proper. So you can go so? No i’m first-class. Thanks i’m going to see it again someday. Let’s be honest. It’s not that Dougal wants to show you whatever. It’s that there’s a fire within the house, and also you need to leave fire? I didn’t wish to get you right into a panic cuz it can be simplest a small hearth but but it might unfold and if you died in it i’d in no way forgive myself so when you’d simply go along with Dougal, i’ll fight the blaze correct so you’re going? Yeah, there is a fireplace first-class don’t worry about me. A drop of water will do the trick So have you ever noticeable father Shorton these days? No Oh, yeah, I suppose he need to be about 80 now? I think so Father father are you wakeful? Father Father now we have a tourist So how’s everything then? All right Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack long past to mattress then Ted.Sure. He used to be just a little worn out correct well, I suppose my tub can be competent by using now can i aid you Paul? No i am best i’m um Having a bath it can be simply I want to go to the toilet right, go ahead time for mattress it can be handiest half of seven? Yes, however I must be up at 11:00 in the morning Dougal, you higher get some leisure too I can’t take much more of this Ted. I know i know Six years, you’d suppose that by now he’d have obtained the message Do you bear in mind that time Ted once we knew he used to be coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that was strong any one else would go fair adequate and just not turn up 5 days in the attic No meals no water rats far and wide If simplest we thought of it this 12 months How did you meet him in the first location? He was presented to me via father Jim Dugan. We have been at a conference Dugan came up and said that is father Stone and ran out of the constructing simply ran straight out of the building So we started speaking yeah? Well, I began talking you know how he is and just to interrupt the silence I invited him to remain you realize only for anything to assert.Tomorrow, the following day he arrived on the island Oh God should you don’t have got to say anything fairly simply sits there. I mean, what does he get out of it? I am hoping he’s gone before your birthday social gathering anyway. Oh, he can be long long gone by then. What is it three weeks away? Excellent God look on the time. I would higher be going Ted. Oh, anyone need a carry? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please eliminate him.I don’t care the way you do it. Just please do away with him Do you want cash? Anything you want. Title any cost? We should go dwelling Ted. Consider about it Dougal. Think about sitting in the living room. Oh, yeah, I think it can be clearing up now anyway the whole thing’s blowing over there Ted by no means mind. Just have a go Golf ye? Yeah, crazy golf ball. Now not exactly the u.S. Masters Will you may have a go father? Oh. No Are you definite, it’s very enjoyable? Oh yeah Ted wonderful. You have got a go Go on, it can be even less complicated, now that the windmill isn’t on the way in which There you go. What’s the worst factor can occur? Oh, God Dougal it can be all my fault don’t be silly Ted.So what did you do, pray for him to be hit via lightning? No, of course now not I I requested him to intervene in some way, but it is a bit much. What are you pondering of? Who would’ve idea that being hit by using lightning would land you in a clinic What what are you speaking about of path it may possibly land you in a clinic. Good. It can be no longer often that critical is it Ted I imply, I used to be hit with the aid of lightning a few times. I under no circumstances needed to go to health center sure, Dougal, but you are distinct from most folks. All that occurred to you as balloons stored sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever discover it is mostly ailing people who turn out to be in hospitals? Yeah, all of them come here Ted. Of course you are a goner on the minute you stroll in via the door you realize i’d prefer to take my chances in the real world Ted. Irrespective of how ailing I was once i might on no account go under the hammer beneath the knife Dougal beneath the Hammers auctioneering. Very well. Yeah recollect that film Ted where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, sure what was that known as? Out of Africa? I feel anyway your man has the top of the fly and he is chasing his spouse all over the place the situation and she you realize she’s seeking to conceal the Jam and the whole thing so he is not going to get… Stop sufficient adequate. I need to discontinue you there Dougal. Sure, Ted. No motive. I just ought to discontinue you contemporary emergency. What is it today health care provider? We do not know I suppose it is a combo of Babycham and Harvick often all that used to be left after the celebration Father Stone’s been in there a long time hasn’t he? Suppose he’s lifeless? Probably doing assessments.What kind of assessments general skills? No is not going to get so much out of him in that . No no medical tests So how would he learn about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he wishes to You stupid bastard you’ve rather carried out it this time. You started it you slag. Subsequent time i’m going to finish the job I… Fathers John hello, Mary well, uh, what are you doing here father? Um a friend of ours had a bit of of an accident? Oh dear. What occurred to you, that looks nasty? Ah definite. It can be nothing father. It can be only a headache don’t know why I afflicted coming quite Is that blood? Oh God no no i don’t think so. I simply got a slight nick with a knife when Mary was putting the bandage on it can be uh it’s not a stab wound sure, he is quality You seem like you may have been within the wars yourself mary.Ah it is simplest a sprain father. It’s nothing. I will slip it in a bag of cold it’s no longer broken. If it is definite, what the hell. I’m hoping your buddy will get better next time. Shut up you ancient bitch. They’re a lovely couple aren’t they John and Mary? They’re all proper. How much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we hardly ever even understand whilst you suppose about it does he have a lot of a loved ones sure father and mother are alive and he has a brother. I believe a health care professional in america health care provider wow huh, you would not suppose that will you however that’d simply be quite usual? You already know the favourite son would turn out to be a healthcare professional and then the idiot brother could be despatched off to the priesthood your brother’s a doctor isn’t he yes Ha health care provider.How’s the patient? He’s striking in there. It is normally shock. Satisfactory. Good, that is now not severe good, it’s fairly critical a bolt of lightning can do various damage. Can it? Yes, his reactions are very poor on the moment he is perpetually been like that very terrible reactions. That is usual for him. Surely he is not reacting in any respect to any stimulus once more i would not worry about it. That’s allways been seem father. I’m a medical professional and i know that it can be no longer normal to fail to react to stimulus i am definite it’s seem look seem at this See it’s a factor with monks we have our minds on extra religious concerns, so i would not worry about it well, no, I believe i’ll fear about it.Oh oh God, ok? Will we see him, i’d like to claim a prayer. Yes, all proper father this way As you’ll discover we nonetheless have not been capable to dispose of the golf membership Why isn’t he in mattress? It can be hard to get him right into a comfortable position when he is in that stance but you’re right. He’s been on his toes lengthy enough. Looks like a trophy He does a bit. I’m sorry. I most effective just heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We’ve got got to get him into bed father could you You ought to be father Crilly. Sure i am. Oh God bless you father. God bless you Father this is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It can be horrible father it can be terrible God forgive me for making use of the Lord’s identify in useless but Jesus Christ how horrible this is this father it is it’s horrible horrible I inform ye i could not have said it better meself horrible is the phrase father terrible I let you know father terrible is simply too small a phrase our God Jesus too small a word when you seem at what you’re doing to your mother you lazy little bastard.You are useless Father, i’m sorry him brought on you all this challenge God forgive me for announcing this however do not have been better if he’d been killed obtained us all upset Jesus father what you ought to suppose of him and us for bringing him into the arena My God i am going out for a drink father would you join me? I will stay here for the second. K. See you later right and that is Mommy hiya i know what you are as much as God you realize father, Paul thinks the arena of you. Oh certainly he does he not ever stops speakme about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes back from Craggy Island and he’s counting the days, so he can go back again actually seem He has a chart and he crosses off the times as they move by means of and correct right down to the bottom of the chart father graphic of yourself oh, God.I took his art work as well father. He did this one for you God, what is it? It can be his heart? Do something! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr.. Stone, would you include me? I need you to fill out some varieties. Is he going to be all correct? We’re doing all we are able to however he’s fairly unwell. Simply hope for the high-quality All correct health care professional. Come on Mommy The ancient lady she knows she is aware of it can be all my fault How would she know that? They have got ways, ancient females are closer to God than we are going to ever be They get to that age and they don’t need the operation anymore. They’ve acquired the direct line She is aware of all proper and who could blame her for being indignant with me. It is all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Bring him again. I not ever ment you to take him away.There used to be no want for the lightning you recognize I didn’t mean that that was just silly Please God deliver him again. I swear We safeguard him.He can keep so long as he wants Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i will protect him for the rest of my days, please simply do that one thing Ah come on, please I swear Paul you are back. Oh Lord it can be a miracle. Health care provider! Paul? Can i get you something in any respect? No, i’m exceptional .
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Ted, if you happen to had three desires, what would it not be? Three needs, God I do not know fairly. What, I think the primary one would be … World Peace after which probably an finish to starvation and … Extra money for hospitals and that kind of factor reasonable ample Ted. And yourself Dougal, what would your three needs be? Oh, I have no idea i’m completely satisfied adequate relatively relatively you would not need anything at all? No, i do not believe so cannot feel of whatever anyway You wouldn’t say you wanted a gigantic auto to force round in? That’d be top notch using around in a large vehicle.That’d be one yeah, how outstanding? And what could be your 2d wish? Oh, no, that’ll be quality. No the auto might be exceptional you’d wish to be a rock star or something like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i might love to be a rock megastar like an Elvis or whatever. Oh, that’d be splendid so Your third desire if you had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be high-quality. Huge auto, and that i used to be Elvis.That’d be grand wouldn’t you like say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i might love that cup. If I had that cup and that i was once Elvis and that i was once in a enormous automobile , that’d be awesome you’ve got in no way had a lot of an creativeness. Have you ever Dougal? No you’re right there Ted Are you certain you will not have some tea Paul? No, i am satisfactory proper Would you adore me to activate the tv? No, thanks. I’m nice right have you seen father Shorton at all just lately? No I was once pondering, what would he be, would he be 80 now? Suppose so oh Dougal. You wanted to have a word , will not be a second see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I needed to get out of there who’s it Ted? Now Dougal… Don’t overreact fair adequate right it’s father Stone Dougal stand up Oh Ted no, not him it can be him allright. God almighty. I know Why didn’t you inform him to not come Ted.You said… You promised after the final time? I attempted nevertheless it’s like seeking to speak to a wall with a mustache. Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why did not you deceive him? Huh? I did I instructed him pleasant significant large lies with feckin bells placing off them are you aware what it can be like? It’s like trying to ask the holy mother to discontinue appearing to schoolyards right Dougal you might have bought to hold me organization. No, no back again, hah Sorry Paul. You recollect Dugal? Ah sure Of direction you do. Certain you need to’ve been coming right here for… How decades is it now? Few anyway SIX six years every summer season. So what time you’re going again the following day? I might stay What? Stated, I might stay How long? Well, I have no idea. Few weeks, probably Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any person for a nice cup…? Oh, no, it is father Stone Do you no longer must get back to your parish? No, not for a while anyway.Ha ha ha correct, it can be it is just that there is a obstacle in that umm Dougal and i had been considering of doing whatever … What was once it we have been thinking of doing Dougal? The item there? Sure? Sure, what used to be the article we had been going to do together um yes? Yeah? What was it and thing and enormous factor it used to be and holidays going on vacations that is excellent. I will intellect the situation wait wait . It wasn’t that we were happening vacation trips at all.It was anything else We had been going to do that approach nobody can keep in the condominium What was once it? We we we have been going to… Have the paintings rehung? Oh wonderful amazing reminiscence there? Have you ever noticed they’re all crockett. I imply what variety of an perspective is that? Mad attitude ha ha so you cannot stay right here. It’s too dangerous see couldn’t be here when persons are transferring artwork all around the location So where will you go? Inn on the whole that’s great.I will go along with you Sorry Paul. I simply have anything to say to Dougal God think Dougal suppose o.K.. I’m going to do the pondering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I’m going to have got to smash it to him gently look you are taking Paul out and i’m going to go… You are now not leaving me on my own with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I simply can’t now there isn’t any approach, so good. Are you going to tell Jack? I’ll get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a walk would you like to join him? No, i’m satisfactory. Are you definite you is not going to go, it is lovely? No, thanks.No. I’m best. Well. It is just that Dougal wants to exhibit you something it can be very essential Is it? Yes very very principal this might be the essential thing you’ll be able to ever see Eh? Sure proper. So you can go so? No i’m first-class. Thanks i’m going to see it again someday. Let’s be honest. It’s not that Dougal wants to show you whatever. It’s that there’s a fire within the house, and also you need to leave fire? I didn’t wish to get you right into a panic cuz it can be simplest a small hearth but but it might unfold and if you died in it i’d in no way forgive myself so when you’d simply go along with Dougal, i’ll fight the blaze correct so you’re going? Yeah, there is a fireplace first-class don’t worry about me. A drop of water will do the trick So have you ever noticeable father Shorton these days? No Oh, yeah, I suppose he need to be about 80 now? I think so Father father are you wakeful? Father Father now we have a tourist So how’s everything then? All right Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack long past to mattress then Ted.Sure. He used to be just a little worn out correct well, I suppose my tub can be competent by using now can i aid you Paul? No i am best i’m um Having a bath it can be simply I want to go to the toilet right, go ahead time for mattress it can be handiest half of seven? Yes, however I must be up at 11:00 in the morning Dougal, you higher get some leisure too I can’t take much more of this Ted. I know i know Six years, you’d suppose that by now he’d have obtained the message Do you bear in mind that time Ted once we knew he used to be coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that was strong any one else would go fair adequate and just not turn up 5 days in the attic No meals no water rats far and wide If simplest we thought of it this 12 months How did you meet him in the first location? He was presented to me via father Jim Dugan. We have been at a conference Dugan came up and said that is father Stone and ran out of the constructing simply ran straight out of the building So we started speaking yeah? Well, I began talking you know how he is and just to interrupt the silence I invited him to remain you realize only for anything to assert.Tomorrow, the following day he arrived on the island Oh God should you don’t have got to say anything fairly simply sits there. I mean, what does he get out of it? I am hoping he’s gone before your birthday social gathering anyway. Oh, he can be long long gone by then. What is it three weeks away? Excellent God look on the time. I would higher be going Ted. Oh, anyone need a carry? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please eliminate him.I don’t care the way you do it. Just please do away with him Do you want cash? Anything you want. Title any cost? We should go dwelling Ted. Consider about it Dougal. Think about sitting in the living room. Oh, yeah, I think it can be clearing up now anyway the whole thing’s blowing over there Ted by no means mind. Just have a go Golf ye? Yeah, crazy golf ball. Now not exactly the u.S. Masters Will you may have a go father? Oh. No Are you definite, it’s very enjoyable? Oh yeah Ted wonderful. You have got a go Go on, it can be even less complicated, now that the windmill isn’t on the way in which There you go. What’s the worst factor can occur? Oh, God Dougal it can be all my fault don’t be silly Ted.So what did you do, pray for him to be hit via lightning? No, of course now not I I requested him to intervene in some way, but it is a bit much. What are you pondering of? Who would’ve idea that being hit by using lightning would land you in a clinic What what are you speaking about of path it may possibly land you in a clinic. Good. It can be no longer often that critical is it Ted I imply, I used to be hit with the aid of lightning a few times. I under no circumstances needed to go to health center sure, Dougal, but you are distinct from most folks. All that occurred to you as balloons stored sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever discover it is mostly ailing people who turn out to be in hospitals? Yeah, all of them come here Ted. Of course you are a goner on the minute you stroll in via the door you realize i’d prefer to take my chances in the real world Ted. Irrespective of how ailing I was once i might on no account go under the hammer beneath the knife Dougal beneath the Hammers auctioneering. Very well. Yeah recollect that film Ted where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, sure what was that known as? Out of Africa? I feel anyway your man has the top of the fly and he is chasing his spouse all over the place the situation and she you realize she’s seeking to conceal the Jam and the whole thing so he is not going to get… Stop sufficient adequate. I need to discontinue you there Dougal. Sure, Ted. No motive. I just ought to discontinue you contemporary emergency. What is it today health care provider? We do not know I suppose it is a combo of Babycham and Harvick often all that used to be left after the celebration Father Stone’s been in there a long time hasn’t he? Suppose he’s lifeless? Probably doing assessments.What kind of assessments general skills? No is not going to get so much out of him in that . No no medical tests So how would he learn about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he wishes to You stupid bastard you’ve rather carried out it this time. You started it you slag. Subsequent time i’m going to finish the job I… Fathers John hello, Mary well, uh, what are you doing here father? Um a friend of ours had a bit of of an accident? Oh dear. What occurred to you, that looks nasty? Ah definite. It can be nothing father. It can be only a headache don’t know why I afflicted coming quite Is that blood? Oh God no no i don’t think so. I simply got a slight nick with a knife when Mary was putting the bandage on it can be uh it’s not a stab wound sure, he is quality You seem like you may have been within the wars yourself mary.Ah it is simplest a sprain father. It’s nothing. I will slip it in a bag of cold it’s no longer broken. If it is definite, what the hell. I’m hoping your buddy will get better next time. Shut up you ancient bitch. They’re a lovely couple aren’t they John and Mary? They’re all proper. How much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we hardly ever even understand whilst you suppose about it does he have a lot of a loved ones sure father and mother are alive and he has a brother. I believe a health care professional in america health care provider wow huh, you would not suppose that will you however that’d simply be quite usual? You already know the favourite son would turn out to be a healthcare professional and then the idiot brother could be despatched off to the priesthood your brother’s a doctor isn’t he yes Ha health care provider.How’s the patient? He’s striking in there. It is normally shock. Satisfactory. Good, that is now not severe good, it’s fairly critical a bolt of lightning can do various damage. Can it? Yes, his reactions are very poor on the moment he is perpetually been like that very terrible reactions. That is usual for him. Surely he is not reacting in any respect to any stimulus once more i would not worry about it. That’s allways been seem father. I’m a medical professional and i know that it can be no longer normal to fail to react to stimulus i am definite it’s seem look seem at this See it’s a factor with monks we have our minds on extra religious concerns, so i would not worry about it well, no, I believe i’ll fear about it.Oh oh God, ok? Will we see him, i’d like to claim a prayer. Yes, all proper father this way As you’ll discover we nonetheless have not been capable to dispose of the golf membership Why isn’t he in mattress? It can be hard to get him right into a comfortable position when he is in that stance but you’re right. He’s been on his toes lengthy enough. Looks like a trophy He does a bit. I’m sorry. I most effective just heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We’ve got got to get him into bed father could you You ought to be father Crilly. Sure i am. Oh God bless you father. God bless you Father this is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It can be horrible father it can be terrible God forgive me for making use of the Lord’s identify in useless but Jesus Christ how horrible this is this father it is it’s horrible horrible I inform ye i could not have said it better meself horrible is the phrase father terrible I let you know father terrible is simply too small a phrase our God Jesus too small a word when you seem at what you’re doing to your mother you lazy little bastard.You are useless Father, i’m sorry him brought on you all this challenge God forgive me for announcing this however do not have been better if he’d been killed obtained us all upset Jesus father what you ought to suppose of him and us for bringing him into the arena My God i am going out for a drink father would you join me? I will stay here for the second. K. See you later right and that is Mommy hiya i know what you are as much as God you realize father, Paul thinks the arena of you. Oh certainly he does he not ever stops speakme about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes back from Craggy Island and he’s counting the days, so he can go back again actually seem He has a chart and he crosses off the times as they move by means of and correct right down to the bottom of the chart father graphic of yourself oh, God.I took his art work as well father. He did this one for you God, what is it? It can be his heart? Do something! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr.. Stone, would you include me? I need you to fill out some varieties. Is he going to be all correct? We’re doing all we are able to however he’s fairly unwell. Simply hope for the high-quality All correct health care professional. Come on Mommy The ancient lady she knows she is aware of it can be all my fault How would she know that? They have got ways, ancient females are closer to God than we are going to ever be They get to that age and they don’t need the operation anymore. They’ve acquired the direct line She is aware of all proper and who could blame her for being indignant with me. It is all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Bring him again. I not ever ment you to take him away.There used to be no want for the lightning you recognize I didn’t mean that that was just silly Please God deliver him again. I swear We safeguard him.He can keep so long as he wants Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i will protect him for the rest of my days, please simply do that one thing Ah come on, please I swear Paul you are back. Oh Lord it can be a miracle. Health care provider! Paul? Can i get you something in any respect? No, i’m exceptional .
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Ted, when you had three desires, what wouldn’t it be? Three desires, God I do not know rather. What, I suppose the primary one can be … World Peace and then perhaps an end to hunger and … Extra money for hospitals and that style of thing reasonable sufficient Ted. And your self Dougal, what would your three desires be? Oh, I do not know i’m happy sufficient particularly rather you wouldn’t want anything in any respect? No, i don’t feel so can’t suppose of something anyway You would not say you wanted a big vehicle to drive around in? That’d be top notch using around in a massive automobile. That’d be one yeah, how amazing? And what would be your second wish? Oh, no, that’ll be high-quality. No the auto will probably be satisfactory you would wish to be a rock star or something like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i would like to be a rock celebrity like an Elvis or some thing. Oh, that’d be exceptional so Your 0.33 wish in the event you had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be satisfactory.Tremendous automobile, and i was Elvis. That’d be grand would not you adore say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i’d love that cup. If I had that cup and i was Elvis and i was once in a enormous automobile , that’d be wonderful you will have under no circumstances had so much of an creativeness. Have you ever Dougal? No you are proper there Ted Are you definite you will not have some tea Paul? No, i am quality right Would you love me to activate the tv? No, thanks. I’m satisfactory proper have you ever seen father Shorton at all just lately? No I was considering, what would he be, would he be eighty now? Believe so oh Dougal. You desired to have a phrase , is not going to be a moment see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I had to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal…Do not overreact fair ample correct it can be father Stone Dougal stand up Oh Ted no, not him it is him allright. God almighty. I know Why did not you tell him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I tried but it’s like looking to talk to a wall with a mustache. Oh my God I hate it these awful protracted silences Why failed to you lie to him? Huh? I did I instructed him high-quality large significant lies with feckin bells hanging off them are you aware what it can be like? It can be like looking to ask the holy mom to stop showing to schoolyards right Dougal you may have acquired to preserve me company.No, no back again, hah Sorry Paul. You recall Dugal? Ah yes Of direction you do. Definite you have to’ve been coming here for… How a long time is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer. So what time you’re going again the next day to come? I would stay What? Said, I could stay How long? Well, I do not know. Few weeks, maybe Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Anyone for a excellent cup…? Oh, no, it is father Stone Do you not must get again to your parish? No, now not for a while anyway. Ha ha ha right, it is it’s just that there is a predicament in that umm Dougal and that i were thinking of doing whatever … What used to be it we were thinking of doing Dougal? The object there? Yes? Sure, what used to be the item we had been going to do together um sure? Yeah? What was once it and thing and big factor it was and holidays going on holidays that is excellent.I’ll intellect the location wait wait . It wasn’t that we had been happening vacations in any respect. It was anything else We were going to do this method no one can keep in the apartment What used to be it? We we we were going to… Have the art work rehung? Oh remarkable super reminiscence there? Have you ever noticed they’re all crockett. I imply what sort of an angle is that? Mad attitude ha ha so you can not keep here. It’s too damaging see could not be right here when people are moving art work all around the location So where will you go? Motel more commonly that’s best. I will go together with you Sorry Paul. I simply have something to say to Dougal God believe Dougal feel all right. I’ll do the pondering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty.I will must ruin it to him gently seem you are taking Paul out and i’ll go… You’re now not leaving me by myself with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I simply are not able to now there is no method, so good. Are you going to tell Jack? I’m going to get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a walk would you like to join him? No, i am satisfactory. Are you definite you won’t go, it’s lovely? No, thanks. No. I am high-quality. Good. It is simply that Dougal needs to show you some thing it can be very main Is it? Yes very very main this might be the most important factor you’ll be able to ever see Eh? Yes right. So you can go so? No i am first-class. Thanks i’ll see it once more sometime. Let’s be sincere. It can be not that Dougal wishes to show you some thing.It’s that there is a fireplace in the apartment, and also you have got to leave hearth? I didn’t want to get you right into a panic cuz it’s handiest a small hearth however nevertheless it would unfold and when you died in it i would by no means forgive myself so for those who’d simply go together with Dougal, i’ll battle the blaze right so you’re going? Yeah, there may be a fireplace great do not fear about me. A drop of water will do the trick So have you noticeable father Shorton nowadays? No Oh, yeah, I believe he have got to be about eighty now? I suppose so Father father are you awake? Father Father we’ve got a visitor So how’s the whole lot then? Very well Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack long gone to bed then Ted. Yes. He was once just a little worn out right good, I feel my bathtub will likely be equipped with the aid of now can i aid you Paul? No i am pleasant i’m um Having a bath it can be just I need to go to the bathroom proper, go ahead time for mattress it is most effective 1/2 seven? Sure, but I have got to be up at 11:00 in the morning Dougal, you higher get some relaxation too I are not able to take way more of this Ted.I do know i know Six years, you’d feel that by way of now he’d have received the message Do you remember that time Ted after we knew he was coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that was effective any person else would go reasonable ample and just not turn up five days within the attic No food no water rats all over the place If only we notion of it this year How did you meet him in the first place? He was once presented to me by father Jim Dugan. We had been at a convention Dugan came up and said this is father Stone and ran out of the building just ran straight out of the building So we started talking yeah? Well, I began talking you understand how he is and just to break the silence I invited him to remain you recognize just for whatever to assert. Tomorrow, tomorrow he arrived on the island Oh God when you don’t ought to say anything really simply sits there.I imply, what does he get out of it? I’m hoping he’s long gone before your birthday social gathering anyway. Oh, he would be lengthy long past by then. What is it three weeks away? Good God look on the time. I would better be going Ted. Oh, any individual want a elevate? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please eliminate him. I don’t care the way you do it. Just please eliminate him Do you need cash? Whatever you wish to have. Identify any cost? We must go house Ted. Consider about it Dougal. Think about sitting in the living room. Oh, yeah, I believe it is clearing up now anyway the whole lot’s blowing over there Ted certainly not intellect. Simply have a go Golf ye? Yeah, loopy golf ball. Not precisely the u.S. Masters Will you have got a go father? Oh. No Are you certain, it’s very enjoyable? Oh yeah Ted extremely good. You may have a go Go on, it is even easier, now that the windmill isn’t on the best way There you go. What’s the worst factor can happen? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault do not be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit by way of lightning? No, of path now not I I requested him to intervene by hook or by crook, but it is a bit so much.What are you thinking of? Who would’ve thought that being hit via lightning would land you in a clinic What what are you speaking about of path it will possibly land you in a health center. Well. It is no longer more commonly that serious is it Ted I imply, I was once hit by means of lightning a few times. I never had to go to hospital yes, Dougal, but you are distinct from most humans. All that occurred to you as balloons stored sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever realize it can be as a rule unwell people who come to be in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted. Of path you’re a goner at the minute you stroll in via the door you realize i would pick to take my possibilities in the true world Ted. You understand regardless of how unwell I used to be i would on no account go below the hammer below the knife Dougal beneath the Hammers auctioneering.All right. Yeah do not forget that movie Ted the place your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the person Oh, sure what used to be that known as? Out of Africa? I consider anyway your man has the top of the fly and he’s chasing his spouse in all places the situation and he or she you know she’s seeking to conceal the Jam and everything so he won’t get… Discontinue adequate ample. I must discontinue you there Dougal. Sure, Ted. No rationale. I simply ought to stop you modern day emergency. What is it in these days physician? We have no idea I consider it’s a blend of Babycham and Harvick more commonly all that was left after the party Father Stone’s been in there a long time hasn’t he? Think he is lifeless? Typically doing assessments. What sort of assessments general abilities? No won’t get a lot out of him in that . No no scientific assessments So how would he find out about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he wishes to You silly bastard you might have particularly achieved it this time.You began it you slag. Subsequent time i’ll finish the job I… Fathers John hey, Mary well, uh, what are you doing here father? Um a buddy of ours had somewhat of an accident? Oh dear. What happened to you, that looks nasty? Ah definite. It is nothing father. It can be just a headache do not know why I afflicted coming rather Is that blood? Oh God no no i do not consider so. I just obtained a moderate nick with a knife when Mary was once placing the bandage on it is uh it’s not a stab wound definite, he’s satisfactory You appear like you have got been in the wars yourself mary.Ah it is handiest a sprain father. It is nothing. I’ll slip it in a bag of bloodless it is not damaged. Whether it is certain, what the hell. I am hoping your pal gets higher next time. Shut up you old bitch. They’re a beautiful couple don’t seem to be they John and Mary? They’re all proper. How much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we hardly ever even understand while you think about it does he have so much of a family yes mom and dad are alive and he has a brother. I feel a physician in the united states general practitioner wow huh, you would not consider that will you but that’d simply be rather usual? You already know the favorite son would become a health practitioner and then the idiot brother would be sent off to the priesthood your brother’s a general practitioner is not he sure Ha doctor.How’s the sufferer? He’s putting in there. It can be often shock. Nice. Well, that is no longer serious good, it’s relatively severe a bolt of lightning can do quite a few damage. Can it? Yes, his reactions are very terrible on the moment he is continuously been like that very negative reactions. That’s typical for him. Absolutely he is no longer reacting at all to any stimulus once more i would not fear about it. That is allways been seem father. I am a doctor and i do know that it is no longer natural to fail to react to stimulus i’m definite it is look look appear at this See it’s a factor with clergymen we have our minds on extra religious concerns, so i wouldn’t fear about it good, no, I consider i’ll fear about it. Oh oh God, k? Do we see him, i’d like to claim a prayer. Sure, all correct father this way As you will find we still haven’t been equipped to put off the golf membership Why is not he in bed? It is difficult to get him right into a at ease function when he’s in that stance however you are proper. He is been on his feet lengthy adequate. Appears like a trophy He does slightly. I’m sorry.I best just heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We’ve got obtained to get him into bed father could you You need to be father Crilly. Yes i’m. Oh God bless you father. God bless you Father this is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It is horrible father it can be horrible God forgive me for making use of the Lord’s title in useless but Jesus Christ how horrible that is this father it’s it’s terrible horrible I tell ye i couldn’t have said it higher meself terrible is the phrase father horrible I inform you father horrible is just too small a word our God Jesus too small a word while you appear at what you are doing to your mom you lazy little bastard. You are useless Father, i’m sorry him brought about you all this drawback God forgive me for pronouncing this however should not have been better if he’d been killed received us all upset Jesus father what you ought to believe of him and us for bringing him into the world My God i’m going out for a drink father would you become a member of me? I’ll keep right here for the moment.K. So long right and that is Mommy hey i do know what you are as much as God you already know father, Paul thinks the sector of you. Oh certainly he does he certainly not stops talking about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes again from Craggy Island and he is counting the days, so he can go back once more actually seem He has a chart and he crosses off the days as they pass by means of and correct all the way down to the bottom of the chart father image of yourself oh, God. I took his artwork as well father. He did this one for you God, what is it? It’s his coronary heart? Do whatever! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr.. Stone, might you come with me? I need you to fill out some forms. Is he going to be all proper? We’re doing all we are able to however he is really ill. Just hope for the fine All correct health care provider. Come on Mommy The historic lady she is aware of she is aware of it’s all my fault How would she understand that? They have ways, ancient ladies are in the direction of God than we will ever be They get to that age they usually don’t want the operation anymore.They’ve acquired the direct line She is aware of all correct and who would blame her for being irritated with me. It’s all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Carry him again. I in no way ment you to take him away. There was once no need for the lightning you already know I did not mean that that was once simply foolish Please God deliver him back. I swear We guard him.He can keep so long as he wishes Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i will shield him for the rest of my days, please just do this one factor Ah come on, please I swear Paul you are back. Oh Lord it’s a miracle. Health care provider! Paul? Am i able to get you something at all? No, i’m first-class .
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Ted, when you had three desires, what wouldn’t it be? Three desires, God I do not know rather. What, I suppose the primary one can be … World Peace and then perhaps an end to hunger and … Extra money for hospitals and that style of thing reasonable sufficient Ted. And your self Dougal, what would your three desires be? Oh, I do not know i’m happy sufficient particularly rather you wouldn’t want anything in any respect? No, i don’t feel so can’t suppose of something anyway You would not say you wanted a big vehicle to drive around in? That’d be top notch using around in a massive automobile. That’d be one yeah, how amazing? And what would be your second wish? Oh, no, that’ll be high-quality. No the auto will probably be satisfactory you would wish to be a rock star or something like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i would like to be a rock celebrity like an Elvis or some thing. Oh, that’d be exceptional so Your 0.33 wish in the event you had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be satisfactory.Tremendous automobile, and i was Elvis. That’d be grand would not you adore say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i’d love that cup. If I had that cup and i was Elvis and i was once in a enormous automobile , that’d be wonderful you will have under no circumstances had so much of an creativeness. Have you ever Dougal? No you are proper there Ted Are you definite you will not have some tea Paul? No, i am quality right Would you love me to activate the tv? No, thanks. I’m satisfactory proper have you ever seen father Shorton at all just lately? No I was considering, what would he be, would he be eighty now? Believe so oh Dougal. You desired to have a phrase , is not going to be a moment see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I had to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal…Do not overreact fair ample correct it can be father Stone Dougal stand up Oh Ted no, not him it is him allright. God almighty. I know Why did not you tell him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I tried but it’s like looking to talk to a wall with a mustache. Oh my God I hate it these awful protracted silences Why failed to you lie to him? Huh? I did I instructed him high-quality large significant lies with feckin bells hanging off them are you aware what it can be like? It can be like looking to ask the holy mom to stop showing to schoolyards right Dougal you may have acquired to preserve me company.No, no back again, hah Sorry Paul. You recall Dugal? Ah yes Of direction you do. Definite you have to’ve been coming here for… How a long time is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer. So what time you’re going again the next day to come? I would stay What? Said, I could stay How long? Well, I do not know. Few weeks, maybe Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Anyone for a excellent cup…? Oh, no, it is father Stone Do you not must get again to your parish? No, now not for a while anyway. Ha ha ha right, it is it’s just that there is a predicament in that umm Dougal and that i were thinking of doing whatever … What used to be it we were thinking of doing Dougal? The object there? Yes? Sure, what used to be the item we had been going to do together um sure? Yeah? What was once it and thing and big factor it was and holidays going on holidays that is excellent.I’ll intellect the location wait wait . It wasn’t that we had been happening vacations in any respect. It was anything else We were going to do this method no one can keep in the apartment What used to be it? We we we were going to… Have the art work rehung? Oh remarkable super reminiscence there? Have you ever noticed they’re all crockett. I imply what sort of an angle is that? Mad attitude ha ha so you can not keep here. It’s too damaging see could not be right here when people are moving art work all around the location So where will you go? Motel more commonly that’s best. I will go together with you Sorry Paul. I simply have something to say to Dougal God believe Dougal feel all right. I’ll do the pondering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty.I will must ruin it to him gently seem you are taking Paul out and i’ll go… You’re now not leaving me by myself with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I simply are not able to now there is no method, so good. Are you going to tell Jack? I’m going to get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a walk would you like to join him? No, i am satisfactory. Are you definite you won’t go, it’s lovely? No, thanks. No. I am high-quality. Good. It is simply that Dougal needs to show you some thing it can be very main Is it? Yes very very main this might be the most important factor you’ll be able to ever see Eh? Yes right. So you can go so? No i am first-class. Thanks i’ll see it once more sometime. Let’s be sincere. It can be not that Dougal wishes to show you some thing.It’s that there is a fireplace in the apartment, and also you have got to leave hearth? I didn’t want to get you right into a panic cuz it’s handiest a small hearth however nevertheless it would unfold and when you died in it i would by no means forgive myself so for those who’d simply go together with Dougal, i’ll battle the blaze right so you’re going? Yeah, there may be a fireplace great do not fear about me. A drop of water will do the trick So have you noticeable father Shorton nowadays? No Oh, yeah, I believe he have got to be about eighty now? I suppose so Father father are you awake? Father Father we’ve got a visitor So how’s the whole lot then? Very well Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack long gone to bed then Ted. Yes. He was once just a little worn out right good, I feel my bathtub will likely be equipped with the aid of now can i aid you Paul? No i am pleasant i’m um Having a bath it can be just I need to go to the bathroom proper, go ahead time for mattress it is most effective 1/2 seven? Sure, but I have got to be up at 11:00 in the morning Dougal, you higher get some relaxation too I are not able to take way more of this Ted.I do know i know Six years, you’d feel that by way of now he’d have received the message Do you remember that time Ted after we knew he was coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that was effective any person else would go reasonable ample and just not turn up five days within the attic No food no water rats all over the place If only we notion of it this year How did you meet him in the first place? He was once presented to me by father Jim Dugan. We had been at a convention Dugan came up and said this is father Stone and ran out of the building just ran straight out of the building So we started talking yeah? Well, I began talking you understand how he is and just to break the silence I invited him to remain you recognize just for whatever to assert. Tomorrow, tomorrow he arrived on the island Oh God when you don’t ought to say anything really simply sits there.I imply, what does he get out of it? I’m hoping he’s long gone before your birthday social gathering anyway. Oh, he would be lengthy long past by then. What is it three weeks away? Good God look on the time. I would better be going Ted. Oh, any individual want a elevate? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please eliminate him. I don’t care the way you do it. Just please eliminate him Do you need cash? Whatever you wish to have. Identify any cost? We must go house Ted. Consider about it Dougal. Think about sitting in the living room. Oh, yeah, I believe it is clearing up now anyway the whole lot’s blowing over there Ted certainly not intellect. Simply have a go Golf ye? Yeah, loopy golf ball. Not precisely the u.S. Masters Will you have got a go father? Oh. No Are you certain, it’s very enjoyable? Oh yeah Ted extremely good. You may have a go Go on, it is even easier, now that the windmill isn’t on the best way There you go. What’s the worst factor can happen? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault do not be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit by way of lightning? No, of path now not I I requested him to intervene by hook or by crook, but it is a bit so much.What are you thinking of? Who would’ve thought that being hit via lightning would land you in a clinic What what are you speaking about of path it will possibly land you in a health center. Well. It is no longer more commonly that serious is it Ted I imply, I was once hit by means of lightning a few times. I never had to go to hospital yes, Dougal, but you are distinct from most humans. All that occurred to you as balloons stored sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever realize it can be as a rule unwell people who come to be in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted. Of path you’re a goner at the minute you stroll in via the door you realize i would pick to take my possibilities in the true world Ted. You understand regardless of how unwell I used to be i would on no account go below the hammer below the knife Dougal beneath the Hammers auctioneering.All right. Yeah do not forget that movie Ted the place your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the person Oh, sure what used to be that known as? Out of Africa? I consider anyway your man has the top of the fly and he’s chasing his spouse in all places the situation and he or she you know she’s seeking to conceal the Jam and everything so he won’t get… Discontinue adequate ample. I must discontinue you there Dougal. Sure, Ted. No rationale. I simply ought to stop you modern day emergency. What is it in these days physician? We have no idea I consider it’s a blend of Babycham and Harvick more commonly all that was left after the party Father Stone’s been in there a long time hasn’t he? Think he is lifeless? Typically doing assessments. What sort of assessments general abilities? No won’t get a lot out of him in that . No no scientific assessments So how would he find out about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he wishes to You silly bastard you might have particularly achieved it this time.You began it you slag. Subsequent time i’ll finish the job I… Fathers John hey, Mary well, uh, what are you doing here father? Um a buddy of ours had somewhat of an accident? Oh dear. What happened to you, that looks nasty? Ah definite. It is nothing father. It can be just a headache do not know why I afflicted coming rather Is that blood? Oh God no no i do not consider so. I just obtained a moderate nick with a knife when Mary was once placing the bandage on it is uh it’s not a stab wound definite, he’s satisfactory You appear like you have got been in the wars yourself mary.Ah it is handiest a sprain father. It is nothing. I’ll slip it in a bag of bloodless it is not damaged. Whether it is certain, what the hell. I am hoping your pal gets higher next time. Shut up you old bitch. They’re a beautiful couple don’t seem to be they John and Mary? They’re all proper. How much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we hardly ever even understand while you think about it does he have so much of a family yes mom and dad are alive and he has a brother. I feel a physician in the united states general practitioner wow huh, you would not consider that will you but that’d simply be rather usual? You already know the favorite son would become a health practitioner and then the idiot brother would be sent off to the priesthood your brother’s a general practitioner is not he sure Ha doctor.How’s the sufferer? He’s putting in there. It can be often shock. Nice. Well, that is no longer serious good, it’s relatively severe a bolt of lightning can do quite a few damage. Can it? Yes, his reactions are very terrible on the moment he is continuously been like that very negative reactions. That’s typical for him. Absolutely he is no longer reacting at all to any stimulus once more i would not fear about it. That is allways been seem father. I am a doctor and i do know that it is no longer natural to fail to react to stimulus i’m definite it is look look appear at this See it’s a factor with clergymen we have our minds on extra religious concerns, so i wouldn’t fear about it good, no, I consider i’ll fear about it. Oh oh God, k? Do we see him, i’d like to claim a prayer. Sure, all correct father this way As you will find we still haven’t been equipped to put off the golf membership Why is not he in bed? It is difficult to get him right into a at ease function when he’s in that stance however you are proper. He is been on his feet lengthy adequate. Appears like a trophy He does slightly. I’m sorry.I best just heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We’ve got obtained to get him into bed father could you You need to be father Crilly. Yes i’m. Oh God bless you father. God bless you Father this is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It is horrible father it can be horrible God forgive me for making use of the Lord’s title in useless but Jesus Christ how horrible that is this father it’s it’s terrible horrible I tell ye i couldn’t have said it higher meself terrible is the phrase father horrible I inform you father horrible is just too small a word our God Jesus too small a word while you appear at what you are doing to your mom you lazy little bastard. You are useless Father, i’m sorry him brought about you all this drawback God forgive me for pronouncing this however should not have been better if he’d been killed received us all upset Jesus father what you ought to believe of him and us for bringing him into the world My God i’m going out for a drink father would you become a member of me? I’ll keep right here for the moment.K. So long right and that is Mommy hey i do know what you are as much as God you already know father, Paul thinks the sector of you. Oh certainly he does he certainly not stops talking about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes again from Craggy Island and he is counting the days, so he can go back once more actually seem He has a chart and he crosses off the days as they pass by means of and correct all the way down to the bottom of the chart father image of yourself oh, God. I took his artwork as well father. He did this one for you God, what is it? It’s his coronary heart? Do whatever! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr.. Stone, might you come with me? I need you to fill out some forms. Is he going to be all proper? We’re doing all we are able to however he is really ill. Just hope for the fine All correct health care provider. Come on Mommy The historic lady she is aware of she is aware of it’s all my fault How would she understand that? They have ways, ancient ladies are in the direction of God than we will ever be They get to that age they usually don’t want the operation anymore.They’ve acquired the direct line She is aware of all correct and who would blame her for being irritated with me. It’s all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Carry him again. I in no way ment you to take him away. There was once no need for the lightning you already know I did not mean that that was once simply foolish Please God deliver him back. I swear We guard him.He can keep so long as he wishes Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i will shield him for the rest of my days, please just do this one factor Ah come on, please I swear Paul you are back. Oh Lord it’s a miracle. Health care provider! Paul? Am i able to get you something at all? No, i’m first-class .
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Ted, if you had three desires, what would it not be? Three desires, God I don’t know quite. What, I consider the primary one would be … World Peace and then perhaps an finish to hunger and … More cash for hospitals and that kind of factor reasonable enough Ted. And your self Dougal, what would your three wants be? Oh, I do not know i’m glad adequate relatively rather you wouldn’t need some thing at all? No, i don’t consider so are not able to suppose of whatever anyway You wouldn’t say you desired a giant car to force round in? That’d be wonderful using around in a massive auto. That’d be one yeah, how high-quality? And what would be your 2d wish? Oh, no, that’ll be first-rate. No the vehicle will likely be best you would prefer to be a rock famous person or something like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i’d like to be a rock superstar like an Elvis or whatever.Oh, that’d be top notch so Your 0.33 wish when you had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be exceptional. Massive auto, and i was Elvis. That’d be grand would not you love say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i might love that cup. If I had that cup and that i used to be Elvis and that i was once in a massive vehicle , that’d be outstanding you’ve gotten under no circumstances had a lot of an imagination. Have you ever Dougal? No you are correct there Ted Are you definite you won’t have some tea Paul? No, i am excellent proper Would you adore me to turn on the television? No, thanks. I am quality proper have you ever visible father Shorton at all recently? No I used to be thinking, what would he be, would he be 80 now? Think so oh Dougal.You wanted to have a phrase , won’t be a second see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I needed to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal… Don’t overreact reasonable ample proper it’s father Stone Dougal rise up Oh Ted no, no longer him it can be him allright. God almighty. I do know Why did not you inform him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I attempted but it’s like looking to speak to a wall with a mustache. Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why failed to you mislead him? Huh? I did I advised him quality significant gigantic lies with feckin bells putting off them do you know what it’s like? It is like trying to ask the holy mom to stop appearing to schoolyards correct Dougal you’ve gotten acquired to maintain me corporation.No, no again again, hah Sorry Paul. You recall Dugal? Ah yes Of path you do. Definite you must’ve been coming right here for… How a long time is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer. So what time you’re going back tomorrow? I would stay What? Mentioned, I could stay How long? Well, I have no idea. Few weeks, might be Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any one for a high-quality cup…? Oh, no, it is father Stone Do you not have to get again to your parish? No, no longer for a while anyway. Ha ha ha correct, it is it’s simply that there is a predicament in that umm Dougal and that i have been thinking of doing anything … What was it we were considering of doing Dougal? The object there? Sure? Yes, what used to be the item we had been going to do together um sure? Yeah? What was it and factor and massive thing it was once and vacation trips going on holidays that’s great.I’m going to intellect the place wait wait . It wasn’t that we have been happening vacations at all. It used to be anything else We have been going to do this means no person can keep in the apartment What was once it? We we we had been going to… Have the artwork rehung? Oh incredible extremely good reminiscence there? Have you ever seen they are all crockett. I imply what variety of an attitude is that? Mad attitude ha ha so you can’t stay right here.It is too harmful see couldn’t be here when individuals are moving artwork throughout the location So the place will you go? Lodge mainly that’s nice. I’m going to go with you Sorry Paul. I simply have anything to say to Dougal God believe Dougal consider all right. I’m going to do the considering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I’m going to ought to break it to him gently seem you’re taking Paul out and i’m going to go… You’re not leaving me on my own with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I just can not now there isn’t a method, so well. Are you going to tell Jack? I’m going to get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a walk would you prefer to join him? No, i’m satisfactory. Are you sure you won’t go, it is beautiful? No, thanks. No. I am great. Well. It is simply that Dougal wishes to show you something it’s very predominant Is it? Sure very very foremost this could be the essential factor you’ll ever see Eh? Yes right. So you’ll go so? No i’m great. Thanks i’m going to see it once more someday. Let’s be honest.It can be no longer that Dougal wishes to show you some thing. It is that there’s a fire in the apartment, and also you need to depart fire? I did not need to get you right into a panic cuz it can be most effective a small hearth however nevertheless it would unfold and if you happen to died in it i might on no account forgive myself so should you’d simply go together with Dougal, i’ll combat the blaze correct so you’re going? Yeah, there is a fire great don’t worry about me. A drop of water will do the trick So have you seen father Shorton nowadays? No Oh, yeah, I believe he must be about 80 now? I think so Father father are you conscious? Father Father we now have a tourist So how’s the whole lot then? O.K. Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack gone to bed then Ted.Sure. He used to be a little worn out proper well, I suppose my tub can be in a position with the aid of now am i able to aid you Paul? No i’m high-quality i’m um Having a shower it is just I wish to go to the toilet correct, go ahead time for mattress it is handiest half seven? Sure, but I must be up at eleven:00 within the morning Dougal, you better get some leisure too I can not take much more of this Ted. I know i know Six years, you’d believe that by now he’d have obtained the message Do you recollect that time Ted after we knew he was once coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that was potent anyone else would go reasonable enough and just not flip up 5 days in the attic No food no water rats all over If most effective we concept of it this yr How did you meet him within the first location? He was once offered to me by means of father Jim Dugan.We were at a conference Dugan got here up and mentioned this is father Stone and ran out of the building just ran straight out of the building So we began speakme yeah? Good, I started speaking you know how he is and simply to break the silence I invited him to stay you know only for some thing to claim. Day after today, the following day he arrived on the island Oh God when you don’t need to say something quite simply sits there. I imply, what does he get out of it? I am hoping he is gone earlier than your birthday party anyway. Oh, he could be long long past with the aid of then. What is it three weeks away? Excellent God appear at the time. I would better be going Ted. Oh, any one desire a raise? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please do away with him. I do not care how you do it. Simply please eliminate him Do you wish to have money? Something you need. Identify any charge? We should go house Ted. Feel about it Dougal. Feel about sitting within the residing room.Oh, yeah, I feel it can be clearing up now anyway everything’s blowing over there Ted under no circumstances mind. Simply have a go Golf ye? Yeah, loopy golf ball. Not precisely the u.S. Masters Will you could have a go father? Oh. No Are you certain, it can be very fun? Oh yeah Ted exquisite. You might have a go Go on, it is even easier, now that the windmill is just not on the best way There you go. What’s the worst factor can occur? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault don’t be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit by using lightning? No, of course no longer I I asked him to intervene by some means, but it is a bit so much. What are you pondering of? Who would’ve thought that being hit by lightning would land you in a health facility What what are you speakme about of direction it may possibly land you in a clinic. Good. It is not almost always that critical is it Ted I imply, I was once hit via lightning once or twice. I by no means needed to go to clinic sure, Dougal, but you are exceptional from most humans. All that happened to you as balloons kept sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever observe it can be most commonly sick men and women who turn out to be in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted. Of direction you’re a goner on the minute you walk in through the door i might decide on to take my probabilities in the true world Ted.You realize no matter how in poor health I was i’d never go under the hammer below the knife Dougal underneath the Hammers auctioneering. O.K.. Yeah take into account that film Ted the place your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, sure what was that called? Out of Africa? I suppose anyway your man has the pinnacle of the fly and he’s chasing his wife everywhere the location and she or he you understand she’s seeking to cover the Jam and the whole lot so he will not get…Stop sufficient ample. I ought to discontinue you there Dougal. Yes, Ted. No purpose. I simply must stop you state-of-the-art emergency. What’s it today health care provider? We have no idea I believe it is a mixture of Babycham and Harvick most often all that was once left after the celebration Father Stone’s been in there a long time hasn’t he? Believe he is useless? On the whole doing assessments. What variety of checks basic talents? No is not going to get a lot out of him in that situation.No no scientific exams So how would he know about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he needs to You stupid bastard you’ve got really done it this time. You began it you slag. Subsequent time i will conclude the job I… Fathers John good day, Mary well, uh, what are you doing right here father? Um a buddy of ours had a bit of of an accident? Oh expensive. What occurred to you, that looks nasty? Ah certain. It’s nothing father. It is just a headache have no idea why I coming quite Is that blood? Oh God no no i do not suppose so. I simply acquired a mild nick with a knife when Mary was once striking the bandage on it can be uh it can be not a stab wound sure, he is fine You appear like you have got been within the wars your self mary. Ah it is handiest a sprain father. It’s nothing. I will slip it in a bag of cold it is now not damaged.Whether it is sure, what the hell. I’m hoping your buddy gets higher next time. Shut up you historical bitch. They may be a lovely couple don’t seem to be they John and Mary? They are all right. How for much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we hardly ever even comprehend whilst you believe about it does he have much of a loved ones sure father and mother are alive and he has a brother.I think a physician in the usa surgeon wow huh, you would not consider that will you but that’d simply be relatively common? You realize the favourite son would turn out to be a medical professional and then the fool brother could be sent off to the priesthood your brother’s a health care professional isn’t he yes Ha healthcare professional. How’s the sufferer? He’s placing in there. It can be frequently shock. Pleasant. Good, that’s no longer severe good, it can be relatively severe a bolt of lightning can do quite a lot of harm. Can it? Yes, his reactions are very poor at the second he’s normally been like that very negative reactions. That’s average for him. Definitely he is not reacting in any respect to any stimulus again i wouldn’t worry about it. That’s allways been seem father. I am a surgeon and i do know that it’s no longer ordinary to fail to react to stimulus i’m certain it is look look seem at this See it is a factor with clergymen we’ve our minds on extra non secular concerns, so i would not worry about it well, no, I believe i’ll fear about it. Oh oh God, ok? Will we see him, i would like to assert a prayer.Sure, all proper father this fashion As you will see that we nonetheless haven’t been in a position to remove the golf membership Why isn’t he in bed? It is tough to get him right into a relaxed role when he’s in that stance however you are proper. He is been on his toes long ample. Looks like a trophy He does a little bit. I’m sorry. I simplest simply heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We have bought to get him into mattress father would you You need to be father Crilly. Yes i am. Oh God bless you father.God bless you Father this is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It can be horrible father it can be horrible God forgive me for utilising the Lord’s name in vain however Jesus Christ how horrible that is this father it’s it’s terrible terrible I tell ye i couldn’t have stated it better meself terrible is the word father terrible I tell you father terrible is just too small a word our God Jesus too small a phrase while you appear at what you’re doing to your mom you lazy little bastard. You are vain Father, i’m sorry him induced you all this main issue God forgive me for pronouncing this but do not have been higher if he’d been killed bought us all upset Jesus father what you have to think of him and us for bringing him into the world My God i go out for a drink father would you become a member of me? I’ll stay here for the second.Ok. So long proper and this is Mommy whats up i know what you’re up to God you recognize father, Paul thinks the arena of you. Oh certainly he does he by no means stops speakme about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes again from Craggy Island and he’s counting the times, so he can go back again actually look He has a chart and he crosses off the days as they cross by using and right all the way down to the backside of the chart father photo of your self oh, God. I took his artwork as well father. He did this one for you God, what is it? It is his coronary heart? Do something! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr.. Stone, might you come with me? I want you to fill out some types.Is he going to be all proper? We’re doing all we can however he’s rather unwell. Just hope for the quality All right general practitioner. Come on Mommy The ancient girl she is aware of she knows it’s all my fault How would she be aware of that? They have methods, historic ladies are towards God than we will ever be They get to that age and so they are not looking for the operation anymore.They’ve received the direct line She knows all correct and who could blame her for being irritated with me. It is all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Bring him again. I in no way ment you to take him away. There was once no need for the lightning you already know I didn’t imply that that was simply silly Please God deliver him again. I swear We protect him.He can keep as long as he desires Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i’ll shield him for the rest of my days, please simply do that one factor Ah come on, please I swear Paul you are back. Oh Lord it can be a miracle. Doctor! Paul? Am i able to get you whatever in any respect? No, i am quality .
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Ted, if you had three desires, what would it not be? Three desires, God I don’t know quite. What, I consider the primary one would be … World Peace and then perhaps an finish to hunger and … More cash for hospitals and that kind of factor reasonable enough Ted. And your self Dougal, what would your three wants be? Oh, I do not know i’m glad adequate relatively rather you wouldn’t need some thing at all? No, i don’t consider so are not able to suppose of whatever anyway You wouldn’t say you desired a giant car to force round in? That’d be wonderful using around in a massive auto. That’d be one yeah, how high-quality? And what would be your 2d wish? Oh, no, that’ll be first-rate. No the vehicle will likely be best you would prefer to be a rock famous person or something like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i’d like to be a rock superstar like an Elvis or whatever.Oh, that’d be top notch so Your 0.33 wish when you had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be exceptional. Massive auto, and i was Elvis. That’d be grand would not you love say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i might love that cup. If I had that cup and that i used to be Elvis and that i was once in a massive vehicle , that’d be outstanding you’ve gotten under no circumstances had a lot of an imagination. Have you ever Dougal? No you are correct there Ted Are you definite you won’t have some tea Paul? No, i am excellent proper Would you adore me to turn on the television? No, thanks. I am quality proper have you ever visible father Shorton at all recently? No I used to be thinking, what would he be, would he be 80 now? Think so oh Dougal.You wanted to have a phrase , won’t be a second see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I needed to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal… Don’t overreact reasonable ample proper it’s father Stone Dougal rise up Oh Ted no, no longer him it can be him allright. God almighty. I do know Why did not you inform him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I attempted but it’s like looking to speak to a wall with a mustache. Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why failed to you mislead him? Huh? I did I advised him quality significant gigantic lies with feckin bells putting off them do you know what it’s like? It is like trying to ask the holy mom to stop appearing to schoolyards correct Dougal you’ve gotten acquired to maintain me corporation.No, no again again, hah Sorry Paul. You recall Dugal? Ah yes Of path you do. Definite you must’ve been coming right here for… How a long time is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer. So what time you’re going back tomorrow? I would stay What? Mentioned, I could stay How long? Well, I have no idea. Few weeks, might be Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any one for a high-quality cup…? Oh, no, it is father Stone Do you not have to get again to your parish? No, no longer for a while anyway. Ha ha ha correct, it is it’s simply that there is a predicament in that umm Dougal and that i have been thinking of doing anything … What was it we were considering of doing Dougal? The object there? Sure? Yes, what used to be the item we had been going to do together um sure? Yeah? What was it and factor and massive thing it was once and vacation trips going on holidays that’s great.I’m going to intellect the place wait wait . It wasn’t that we have been happening vacations at all. It used to be anything else We have been going to do this means no person can keep in the apartment What was once it? We we we had been going to… Have the artwork rehung? Oh incredible extremely good reminiscence there? Have you ever seen they are all crockett. I imply what variety of an attitude is that? Mad attitude ha ha so you can’t stay right here.It is too harmful see couldn’t be here when individuals are moving artwork throughout the location So the place will you go? Lodge mainly that’s nice. I’m going to go with you Sorry Paul. I simply have anything to say to Dougal God believe Dougal consider all right. I’m going to do the considering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I’m going to ought to break it to him gently seem you’re taking Paul out and i’m going to go… You’re not leaving me on my own with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I just can not now there isn’t a method, so well. Are you going to tell Jack? I’m going to get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a walk would you prefer to join him? No, i’m satisfactory. Are you sure you won’t go, it is beautiful? No, thanks. No. I am great. Well. It is simply that Dougal wishes to show you something it’s very predominant Is it? Sure very very foremost this could be the essential factor you’ll ever see Eh? Yes right. So you’ll go so? No i’m great. Thanks i’m going to see it once more someday. Let’s be honest.It can be no longer that Dougal wishes to show you some thing. It is that there’s a fire in the apartment, and also you need to depart fire? I did not need to get you right into a panic cuz it can be most effective a small hearth however nevertheless it would unfold and if you happen to died in it i might on no account forgive myself so should you’d simply go together with Dougal, i’ll combat the blaze correct so you’re going? Yeah, there is a fire great don’t worry about me. A drop of water will do the trick So have you seen father Shorton nowadays? No Oh, yeah, I believe he must be about 80 now? I think so Father father are you conscious? Father Father we now have a tourist So how’s the whole lot then? O.K. Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack gone to bed then Ted.Sure. He used to be a little worn out proper well, I suppose my tub can be in a position with the aid of now am i able to aid you Paul? No i’m high-quality i’m um Having a shower it is just I wish to go to the toilet correct, go ahead time for mattress it is handiest half seven? Sure, but I must be up at eleven:00 within the morning Dougal, you better get some leisure too I can not take much more of this Ted. I know i know Six years, you’d believe that by now he’d have obtained the message Do you recollect that time Ted after we knew he was once coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that was potent anyone else would go reasonable enough and just not flip up 5 days in the attic No food no water rats all over If most effective we concept of it this yr How did you meet him within the first location? He was once offered to me by means of father Jim Dugan.We were at a conference Dugan got here up and mentioned this is father Stone and ran out of the building just ran straight out of the building So we began speakme yeah? Good, I started speaking you know how he is and simply to break the silence I invited him to stay you know only for some thing to claim. Day after today, the following day he arrived on the island Oh God when you don’t need to say something quite simply sits there. I imply, what does he get out of it? I am hoping he is gone earlier than your birthday party anyway. Oh, he could be long long past with the aid of then. What is it three weeks away? Excellent God appear at the time. I would better be going Ted. Oh, any one desire a raise? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please do away with him. I do not care how you do it. Simply please eliminate him Do you wish to have money? Something you need. Identify any charge? We should go house Ted. Feel about it Dougal. Feel about sitting within the residing room.Oh, yeah, I feel it can be clearing up now anyway everything’s blowing over there Ted under no circumstances mind. Simply have a go Golf ye? Yeah, loopy golf ball. Not precisely the u.S. Masters Will you could have a go father? Oh. No Are you certain, it can be very fun? Oh yeah Ted exquisite. You might have a go Go on, it is even easier, now that the windmill is just not on the best way There you go. What’s the worst factor can occur? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault don’t be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit by using lightning? No, of course no longer I I asked him to intervene by some means, but it is a bit so much. What are you pondering of? Who would’ve thought that being hit by lightning would land you in a health facility What what are you speakme about of direction it may possibly land you in a clinic. Good. It is not almost always that critical is it Ted I imply, I was once hit via lightning once or twice. I by no means needed to go to clinic sure, Dougal, but you are exceptional from most humans. All that happened to you as balloons kept sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever observe it can be most commonly sick men and women who turn out to be in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted. Of direction you’re a goner on the minute you walk in through the door i might decide on to take my probabilities in the true world Ted.You realize no matter how in poor health I was i’d never go under the hammer below the knife Dougal underneath the Hammers auctioneering. O.K.. Yeah take into account that film Ted the place your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, sure what was that called? Out of Africa? I suppose anyway your man has the pinnacle of the fly and he’s chasing his wife everywhere the location and she or he you understand she’s seeking to cover the Jam and the whole lot so he will not get…Stop sufficient ample. I ought to discontinue you there Dougal. Yes, Ted. No purpose. I simply must stop you state-of-the-art emergency. What’s it today health care provider? We have no idea I believe it is a mixture of Babycham and Harvick most often all that was once left after the celebration Father Stone’s been in there a long time hasn’t he? Believe he is useless? On the whole doing assessments. What variety of checks basic talents? No is not going to get a lot out of him in that situation.No no scientific exams So how would he know about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he needs to You stupid bastard you’ve got really done it this time. You began it you slag. Subsequent time i will conclude the job I… Fathers John good day, Mary well, uh, what are you doing right here father? Um a buddy of ours had a bit of of an accident? Oh expensive. What occurred to you, that looks nasty? Ah certain. It’s nothing father. It is just a headache have no idea why I coming quite Is that blood? Oh God no no i do not suppose so. I simply acquired a mild nick with a knife when Mary was once striking the bandage on it can be uh it can be not a stab wound sure, he is fine You appear like you have got been within the wars your self mary. Ah it is handiest a sprain father. It’s nothing. I will slip it in a bag of cold it is now not damaged.Whether it is sure, what the hell. I’m hoping your buddy gets higher next time. Shut up you historical bitch. They may be a lovely couple don’t seem to be they John and Mary? They are all right. How for much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we hardly ever even comprehend whilst you believe about it does he have much of a loved ones sure father and mother are alive and he has a brother.I think a physician in the usa surgeon wow huh, you would not consider that will you but that’d simply be relatively common? You realize the favourite son would turn out to be a medical professional and then the fool brother could be sent off to the priesthood your brother’s a health care professional isn’t he yes Ha healthcare professional. How’s the sufferer? He’s placing in there. It can be frequently shock. Pleasant. Good, that’s no longer severe good, it can be relatively severe a bolt of lightning can do quite a lot of harm. Can it? Yes, his reactions are very poor at the second he’s normally been like that very negative reactions. That’s average for him. Definitely he is not reacting in any respect to any stimulus again i wouldn’t worry about it. That’s allways been seem father. I am a surgeon and i do know that it’s no longer ordinary to fail to react to stimulus i’m certain it is look look seem at this See it is a factor with clergymen we’ve our minds on extra non secular concerns, so i would not worry about it well, no, I believe i’ll fear about it. Oh oh God, ok? Will we see him, i would like to assert a prayer.Sure, all proper father this fashion As you will see that we nonetheless haven’t been in a position to remove the golf membership Why isn’t he in bed? It is tough to get him right into a relaxed role when he’s in that stance however you are proper. He is been on his toes long ample. Looks like a trophy He does a little bit. I’m sorry. I simplest simply heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We have bought to get him into mattress father would you You need to be father Crilly. Yes i am. Oh God bless you father.God bless you Father this is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It can be horrible father it can be horrible God forgive me for utilising the Lord’s name in vain however Jesus Christ how horrible that is this father it’s it’s terrible terrible I tell ye i couldn’t have stated it better meself terrible is the word father terrible I tell you father terrible is just too small a word our God Jesus too small a phrase while you appear at what you’re doing to your mom you lazy little bastard. You are vain Father, i’m sorry him induced you all this main issue God forgive me for pronouncing this but do not have been higher if he’d been killed bought us all upset Jesus father what you have to think of him and us for bringing him into the world My God i go out for a drink father would you become a member of me? I’ll stay here for the second.Ok. So long proper and this is Mommy whats up i know what you’re up to God you recognize father, Paul thinks the arena of you. Oh certainly he does he by no means stops speakme about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes again from Craggy Island and he’s counting the times, so he can go back again actually look He has a chart and he crosses off the days as they cross by using and right all the way down to the backside of the chart father photo of your self oh, God. I took his artwork as well father. He did this one for you God, what is it? It is his coronary heart? Do something! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr.. Stone, might you come with me? I want you to fill out some types.Is he going to be all proper? We’re doing all we can however he’s rather unwell. Just hope for the quality All right general practitioner. Come on Mommy The ancient girl she is aware of she knows it’s all my fault How would she be aware of that? They have methods, historic ladies are towards God than we will ever be They get to that age and so they are not looking for the operation anymore.They’ve received the direct line She knows all correct and who could blame her for being irritated with me. It is all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Bring him again. I in no way ment you to take him away. There was once no need for the lightning you already know I didn’t imply that that was simply silly Please God deliver him again. I swear We protect him.He can keep as long as he desires Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i’ll shield him for the rest of my days, please simply do that one factor Ah come on, please I swear Paul you are back. Oh Lord it can be a miracle. Doctor! Paul? Am i able to get you whatever in any respect? No, i am quality .
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Ted, in case you had three needs, what would it not be? Three wishes, God I have no idea fairly. What, I consider the primary one would be … World Peace and then maybe an end to hunger and … Extra money for hospitals and that style of thing fair adequate Ted. And yourself Dougal, what would your three needs be? Oh, I do not know i’m glad ample rather relatively you wouldn’t need whatever in any respect? No, i don’t think so cannot believe of whatever anyway You would not say you desired a significant auto to power round in? That’d be incredible using around in a huge automobile.That’d be one yeah, how fantastic? And what would be your 2d wish? Oh, no, that’ll be satisfactory. No the car can be exceptional you would like to be a rock superstar or something like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i might like to be a rock famous person like an Elvis or something. Oh, that’d be outstanding so Your 0.33 wish for those who had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be fine. Massive vehicle, and that i used to be Elvis. That’d be grand wouldn’t you love say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i might love that cup. If I had that cup and i was once Elvis and i was in a huge car , that’d be superb you’ve certainly not had a lot of an creativeness. Have you ever Dougal? No you’re proper there Ted Are you definite you will not have some tea Paul? No, i am satisfactory correct Would you love me to turn on the television? No, thanks. I am great correct have you obvious father Shorton in any respect lately? No I was thinking, what would he be, would he be eighty now? Suppose so oh Dougal.You wanted to have a word , is not going to be a moment see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I had to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal… Do not overreact fair adequate correct it is father Stone Dougal rise up Oh Ted no, now not him it’s him allright. God almighty. I know Why did not you inform him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I tried however it’s like trying to talk to a wall with a mustache.Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why didn’t you lie to him? Huh? I did I advised him excellent colossal tremendous lies with feckin bells hanging off them have you learnt what it is like? It can be like trying to ask the holy mother to stop appearing to schoolyards correct Dougal you’ve got acquired to preserve me enterprise. No, no back again, hah Sorry Paul. You take into account Dugal? Ah yes Of course you do. Definite you have to’ve been coming right here for… How decades is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer time. So what time you are going back day after today? I could stay What? Said, I could keep How lengthy? Good, I have no idea. Few weeks, perhaps Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any individual for a fine cup…? Oh, no, it’s father Stone Do you not have to get back to your parish? No, not for a while anyway. Ha ha ha correct, it’s it can be simply that there’s a obstacle in that umm Dougal and i were pondering of doing anything …What was it we have been thinking of doing Dougal? The article there? Yes? Sure, what was once the thing we have been going to do collectively um yes? Yeah? What was it and factor and gigantic thing it was and holidays occurring vacation trips that is satisfactory. I’m going to intellect the place wait wait . It wasn’t that we were happening vacations in any respect. It was once some thing else We have been going to do that means no person can keep within the condo What was once it? We we we had been going to… Have the artwork rehung? Oh first-rate super memory there? Have you ever seen they’re all crockett. I mean what variety of an perspective is that? Mad perspective ha ha so you can not stay here. It’s too dangerous see could not be right here when humans are shifting paintings throughout the situation So the place will you go? Lodge in general that’s high-quality. I’ll go together with you Sorry Paul. I simply have some thing to say to Dougal God think Dougal feel alright.I’m going to do the considering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I will have got to spoil it to him gently look you’re taking Paul out and i will go… You’re no longer leaving me by myself with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I just can’t now there isn’t any method, so good. Are you going to tell Jack? I will get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a stroll would you like to join him? No, i am pleasant. Are you definite you won’t go, it’s lovely? No, thanks. No. I am excellent. Well. It can be simply that Dougal wishes to exhibit you something it can be very principal Is it? Sure very very main this might be the predominant thing you’ll ever see Eh? Sure correct. So you’ll go so? No i’m first-class. Thanks i’m going to see it again someday. Let’s be sincere. It can be now not that Dougal wants to show you some thing. It is that there’s a fire within the residence, and also you must go away fire? I failed to want to get you into a panic cuz it can be best a small fire but but it surely might spread and when you died in it i might on no account forgive myself so in the event you’d just go together with Dougal, i’m going to fight the blaze proper so you are going? Yeah, there is a fireplace pleasant don’t fear about me.A drop of water will do the trick So have you visible father Shorton lately? No Oh, yeah, I suppose he must be about eighty now? I feel so Father father are you wide awake? Father Father we now have a visitor So how’s everything then? Alright Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack gone to bed then Ted. Yes. He was once a bit of worn out proper well, I believe my bath shall be able through now am i able to support you Paul? No i am first-rate i am um Having a shower it can be simply I need to go to the toilet proper, go ahead time for mattress it can be handiest 1/2 seven? Yes, however I have to be up at eleven:00 in the morning Dougal, you better get some rest too I cannot take much more of this Ted. I do know i know Six years, you’d consider that via now he’d have obtained the message Do you consider that point Ted when we knew he was once coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that used to be mighty any person else would go reasonable enough and simply not flip up 5 days in the attic No food no water rats far and wide If simplest we idea of it this year How did you meet him within the first situation? He was once presented to me by means of father Jim Dugan.We had been at a convention Dugan got here up and stated that is father Stone and ran out of the constructing simply ran straight out of the building So we started speaking yeah? Well, I started speaking you understand how he is and just to break the silence I invited him to remain you know only for anything to claim. The next day, the next day to come he arrived on the island Oh God when you do not need to say some thing particularly simply sits there. I mean, what does he get out of it? I hope he is long gone earlier than your birthday get together anyway. Oh, he could be lengthy long gone through then.What’s it three weeks away? Excellent God look on the time. I’d higher be going Ted. Oh, anybody desire a raise? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please get rid of him. I do not care the way you do it. Simply please eliminate him Do you want cash? Something you want. Title any cost? We will have to go home Ted. Feel about it Dougal. Consider about sitting within the residing room. Oh, yeah, I feel it’s clearing up now anyway everything’s blowing over there Ted never intellect. Just have a go Golf ye? Yeah, loopy golf ball.No longer exactly the u.S. Masters Will you could have a go father? Oh. No Are you certain, it’s very fun? Oh yeah Ted high-quality. You have got a go Go on, it can be even simpler, now that the windmill just isn’t on the way There you go. What is the worst thing can happen? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault don’t be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit by lightning? No, of direction no longer I I requested him to intervene by some means, but this is a bit much.What are you pondering of? Who would’ve idea that being hit through lightning would land you in a health center What what are you speaking about of direction it may land you in a hospital. Good. It can be not in general that severe is it Ted I mean, I was once hit via lightning once or twice. I on no account needed to go to health facility yes, Dougal, however you are specific from most men and women. All that occurred to you as balloons kept sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever become aware of it is regularly unwell people who grow to be in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted. Of course you’re a goner at the minute you stroll in by means of the door you realize i might pick to take my chances in the actual world Ted. You understand no matter how ailing I was once i might in no way go below the hammer underneath the knife Dougal beneath the Hammers auctioneering. O.K.. Yeah recall that film Ted where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, sure what was that called? Out of Africa? I feel anyway your man has the top of the fly and he is chasing his wife all over the place the position and she she’s trying to cover the Jam and everything so he is not going to get…Stop adequate enough. I have got to stop you there Dougal. Yes, Ted. No cause. I just must discontinue you modern day emergency. What’s it in these days health practitioner? We have no idea I feel it’s a combination of Babycham and Harvick generally all that was left after the occasion Father Stone’s been in there a very long time hasn’t he? Consider he is dead? Mostly doing assessments. What style of assessments general potential? No will not get a lot out of him in that . No no scientific tests So how would he find out about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he needs to You silly bastard you have got relatively carried out it this time. You began it you slag. Next time i will finish the job I… Fathers John whats up, Mary good, uh, what are you doing here father? Um a friend of ours had just a little of an accident? Oh dear. What happened to you, that appears nasty? Ah sure. It is nothing father.It is only a headache do not know why I troubled coming rather Is that blood? Oh God no no i don’t believe so. I just got a slight nick with a knife when Mary was once putting the bandage on it is uh it is now not a stab wound definite, he’s fine You seem like you’ve got been in the wars your self mary. Ah it’s handiest a sprain father. It can be nothing. I’m going to slip it in a bag of bloodless it is not damaged. If it is definite, what the hell. I hope your pal gets better subsequent time. Shut up you old bitch. They’re a beautiful couple are not they John and Mary? They are all right. How for much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we rarely even comprehend whilst you suppose about it does he have much of a loved ones yes mum and dad are alive and he has a brother.I feel a health care provider in america medical professional wow huh, you would not consider that might you but that’d simply be particularly fashioned? You realize the favorite son would turn out to be a medical professional and then the fool brother could be despatched off to the priesthood your brother’s a health care provider is not he yes Ha health practitioner. How’s the patient? He is striking in there. It can be most of the time shock. Best. Well, that is now not critical good, it can be really severe a bolt of lightning can do numerous injury. Can it? Sure, his reactions are very terrible at the moment he’s continuously been like that very poor reactions. That’s average for him. Definitely he’s no longer reacting at all to any stimulus again i wouldn’t worry about it. That is allways been seem father. I’m a health care professional and i know that it is not average to fail to react to stimulus i am certain it is appear look seem at this See it’s a thing with priests we’ve got our minds on more religious issues, so i wouldn’t fear about it well, no, I think i will fear about it.Oh oh God, okay? Can we see him, i might like to assert a prayer. Yes, all correct father this fashion As you’ll discover we nonetheless haven’t been able to get rid of the golf membership Why is not he in bed? It can be tough to get him right into a secure position when he is in that stance but you’re correct. He is been on his feet long adequate. Looks like a trophy He does somewhat. I am sorry. I simplest simply heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We’ve got obtained to get him into bed father could you You have to be father Crilly. Sure i am. Oh God bless you father. God bless you Father this is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It can be terrible father it’s horrible God forgive me for utilizing the Lord’s name in useless however Jesus Christ how terrible that is this father it’s it’s horrible terrible I tell ye i could not have stated it higher meself terrible is the phrase father terrible I tell you father horrible is simply too small a phrase our God Jesus too small a word while you seem at what you are doing to your mother you lazy little bastard.You are vain Father, i’m sorry him caused you all this difficulty God forgive me for announcing this but do not need been higher if he’d been killed acquired us all upset Jesus father what you have to think of him and us for bringing him into the arena My God i go out for a drink father would you join me? I’m going to keep right here for the second. K. So long proper and this is Mommy hi there i do know what you’re up to God you know father, Paul thinks the world of you. Oh certainly he does he in no way stops speaking about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes back from Craggy Island and he is counting the days, so he can return again literally look He has a chart and he crosses off the days as they pass through and right right down to the bottom of the chart father photograph of your self oh, God.I took his artwork as well father. He did this one for you God, what’s it? It’s his heart? Do whatever! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr.. Stone, would you come with me? I want you to fill out some varieties. Is he going to be all correct? We’re doing all we are able to but he is quite ill. Simply hope for the high-quality All correct physician. Come on Mommy The old girl she is aware of she knows it can be all my fault How would she know that? They have ways, ancient women are towards God than we will ever be They get to that age and they don’t need the operation anymore. They’ve obtained the direct line She is aware of all correct and who might blame her for being irritated with me.It can be all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Bring him back. I under no circumstances ment you to take him away. There was no want for the lightning you recognize I failed to mean that that was just silly Please God carry him again. I swear We protect him.He can stay so long as he desires Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i will protect him for the leisure of my days, please simply do this one factor Ah come on, please I swear Paul you are again. Oh Lord it’s a miracle. Health care provider! Paul? Can i get you some thing at all? No, i’m fine .
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Ted, in case you had three needs, what would it not be? Three wishes, God I have no idea fairly. What, I consider the primary one would be … World Peace and then maybe an end to hunger and … Extra money for hospitals and that style of thing fair adequate Ted. And yourself Dougal, what would your three needs be? Oh, I do not know i’m glad ample rather relatively you wouldn’t need whatever in any respect? No, i don’t think so cannot believe of whatever anyway You would not say you desired a significant auto to power round in? That’d be incredible using around in a huge automobile.That’d be one yeah, how fantastic? And what would be your 2d wish? Oh, no, that’ll be satisfactory. No the car can be exceptional you would like to be a rock superstar or something like Elvis? God yeah, oh, i might like to be a rock famous person like an Elvis or something. Oh, that’d be outstanding so Your 0.33 wish for those who had one? Oh, no, no that’ll be fine. Massive vehicle, and that i used to be Elvis. That’d be grand wouldn’t you love say umm… This cup Oh, God yeah i might love that cup. If I had that cup and i was once Elvis and i was in a huge car , that’d be superb you’ve certainly not had a lot of an creativeness. Have you ever Dougal? No you’re proper there Ted Are you definite you will not have some tea Paul? No, i am satisfactory correct Would you love me to turn on the television? No, thanks. I am great correct have you obvious father Shorton in any respect lately? No I was thinking, what would he be, would he be eighty now? Suppose so oh Dougal.You wanted to have a word , is not going to be a moment see you in a minute father What’s up with you Ted? Who’s that? I had to get out of there who is it Ted? Now Dougal… Do not overreact fair adequate correct it is father Stone Dougal rise up Oh Ted no, now not him it’s him allright. God almighty. I know Why did not you inform him not to come Ted. You said… You promised after the last time? I tried however it’s like trying to talk to a wall with a mustache.Oh my God I hate it those awful protracted silences Why didn’t you lie to him? Huh? I did I advised him excellent colossal tremendous lies with feckin bells hanging off them have you learnt what it is like? It can be like trying to ask the holy mother to stop appearing to schoolyards correct Dougal you’ve got acquired to preserve me enterprise. No, no back again, hah Sorry Paul. You take into account Dugal? Ah yes Of course you do. Definite you have to’ve been coming right here for… How decades is it now? Few anyway SIX six years each summer time. So what time you are going back day after today? I could stay What? Said, I could keep How lengthy? Good, I have no idea. Few weeks, perhaps Few weeks? Sorry about that Ted. Fell over Tea fathers. Any individual for a fine cup…? Oh, no, it’s father Stone Do you not have to get back to your parish? No, not for a while anyway. Ha ha ha correct, it’s it can be simply that there’s a obstacle in that umm Dougal and i were pondering of doing anything …What was it we have been thinking of doing Dougal? The article there? Yes? Sure, what was once the thing we have been going to do collectively um yes? Yeah? What was it and factor and gigantic thing it was and holidays occurring vacation trips that is satisfactory. I’m going to intellect the place wait wait . It wasn’t that we were happening vacations in any respect. It was once some thing else We have been going to do that means no person can keep within the condo What was once it? We we we had been going to… Have the artwork rehung? Oh first-rate super memory there? Have you ever seen they’re all crockett. I mean what variety of an perspective is that? Mad perspective ha ha so you can not stay here. It’s too dangerous see could not be right here when humans are shifting paintings throughout the situation So the place will you go? Lodge in general that’s high-quality. I’ll go together with you Sorry Paul. I simply have some thing to say to Dougal God think Dougal feel alright.I’m going to do the considering Ted Jack. God if he sees him christ almighty. I will have got to spoil it to him gently look you’re taking Paul out and i will go… You’re no longer leaving me by myself with him Ted Dougal oh, no Ted. No sorry about that I just can’t now there isn’t any method, so good. Are you going to tell Jack? I will get me coat Paul? Dougal goes for a stroll would you like to join him? No, i am pleasant. Are you definite you won’t go, it’s lovely? No, thanks. No. I am excellent. Well. It can be simply that Dougal wishes to exhibit you something it can be very principal Is it? Sure very very main this might be the predominant thing you’ll ever see Eh? Sure correct. So you’ll go so? No i’m first-class. Thanks i’m going to see it again someday. Let’s be sincere. It can be now not that Dougal wants to show you some thing. It is that there’s a fire within the residence, and also you must go away fire? I failed to want to get you into a panic cuz it can be best a small fire but but it surely might spread and when you died in it i might on no account forgive myself so in the event you’d just go together with Dougal, i’m going to fight the blaze proper so you are going? Yeah, there is a fireplace pleasant don’t fear about me.A drop of water will do the trick So have you visible father Shorton lately? No Oh, yeah, I suppose he must be about eighty now? I feel so Father father are you wide awake? Father Father we now have a visitor So how’s everything then? Alright Feck off ??? Cheerio Jack gone to bed then Ted. Yes. He was once a bit of worn out proper well, I believe my bath shall be able through now am i able to support you Paul? No i am first-rate i am um Having a shower it can be simply I need to go to the toilet proper, go ahead time for mattress it can be handiest 1/2 seven? Yes, however I have to be up at eleven:00 in the morning Dougal, you better get some rest too I cannot take much more of this Ted. I do know i know Six years, you’d consider that via now he’d have obtained the message Do you consider that point Ted when we knew he was once coming and we pretended to be in rome? Huh? God yeah, that used to be mighty any person else would go reasonable enough and simply not flip up 5 days in the attic No food no water rats far and wide If simplest we idea of it this year How did you meet him within the first situation? He was once presented to me by means of father Jim Dugan.We had been at a convention Dugan got here up and stated that is father Stone and ran out of the constructing simply ran straight out of the building So we started speaking yeah? Well, I started speaking you understand how he is and just to break the silence I invited him to remain you know only for anything to claim. The next day, the next day to come he arrived on the island Oh God when you do not need to say some thing particularly simply sits there. I mean, what does he get out of it? I hope he is long gone earlier than your birthday get together anyway. Oh, he could be lengthy long gone through then.What’s it three weeks away? Excellent God look on the time. I’d higher be going Ted. Oh, anybody desire a raise? Dougal Fecking Please God, please, please get rid of him. I do not care the way you do it. Simply please eliminate him Do you want cash? Something you want. Title any cost? We will have to go home Ted. Feel about it Dougal. Consider about sitting within the residing room. Oh, yeah, I feel it’s clearing up now anyway everything’s blowing over there Ted never intellect. Just have a go Golf ye? Yeah, loopy golf ball.No longer exactly the u.S. Masters Will you could have a go father? Oh. No Are you certain, it’s very fun? Oh yeah Ted high-quality. You have got a go Go on, it can be even simpler, now that the windmill just isn’t on the way There you go. What is the worst thing can happen? Oh, God Dougal it’s all my fault don’t be silly Ted. So what did you do, pray for him to be hit by lightning? No, of direction no longer I I requested him to intervene by some means, but this is a bit much.What are you pondering of? Who would’ve idea that being hit through lightning would land you in a health center What what are you speaking about of direction it may land you in a hospital. Good. It can be not in general that severe is it Ted I mean, I was once hit via lightning once or twice. I on no account needed to go to health facility yes, Dougal, however you are specific from most men and women. All that occurred to you as balloons kept sticking to you God, I hate hospitals Ever become aware of it is regularly unwell people who grow to be in hospitals? Yeah, they all come here Ted. Of course you’re a goner at the minute you stroll in by means of the door you realize i might pick to take my chances in the actual world Ted. You understand no matter how ailing I was once i might in no way go below the hammer underneath the knife Dougal beneath the Hammers auctioneering. O.K.. Yeah recall that film Ted where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly and the fly’s head is transplanted onto the man Oh, sure what was that called? Out of Africa? I feel anyway your man has the top of the fly and he is chasing his wife all over the place the position and she she’s trying to cover the Jam and everything so he is not going to get…Stop adequate enough. I have got to stop you there Dougal. Yes, Ted. No cause. I just must discontinue you modern day emergency. What’s it in these days health practitioner? We have no idea I feel it’s a combination of Babycham and Harvick generally all that was left after the occasion Father Stone’s been in there a very long time hasn’t he? Consider he is dead? Mostly doing assessments. What style of assessments general potential? No will not get a lot out of him in that . No no scientific tests So how would he find out about that Ted? There he goes. He can move when he needs to You silly bastard you have got relatively carried out it this time. You began it you slag. Next time i will finish the job I… Fathers John whats up, Mary good, uh, what are you doing here father? Um a friend of ours had just a little of an accident? Oh dear. What happened to you, that appears nasty? Ah sure. It is nothing father.It is only a headache do not know why I troubled coming rather Is that blood? Oh God no no i don’t believe so. I just got a slight nick with a knife when Mary was once putting the bandage on it is uh it is now not a stab wound definite, he’s fine You seem like you’ve got been in the wars your self mary. Ah it’s handiest a sprain father. It can be nothing. I’m going to slip it in a bag of bloodless it is not damaged. If it is definite, what the hell. I hope your pal gets better subsequent time. Shut up you old bitch. They’re a beautiful couple are not they John and Mary? They are all right. How for much longer are they gonna be in there? On Ted we rarely even comprehend whilst you suppose about it does he have much of a loved ones yes mum and dad are alive and he has a brother.I feel a health care provider in america medical professional wow huh, you would not consider that might you but that’d simply be particularly fashioned? You realize the favorite son would turn out to be a medical professional and then the fool brother could be despatched off to the priesthood your brother’s a health care provider is not he yes Ha health practitioner. How’s the patient? He is striking in there. It can be most of the time shock. Best. Well, that is now not critical good, it can be really severe a bolt of lightning can do numerous injury. Can it? Sure, his reactions are very terrible at the moment he’s continuously been like that very poor reactions. That’s average for him. Definitely he’s no longer reacting at all to any stimulus again i wouldn’t worry about it. That is allways been seem father. I’m a health care professional and i know that it is not average to fail to react to stimulus i am certain it is appear look seem at this See it’s a thing with priests we’ve got our minds on more religious issues, so i wouldn’t fear about it well, no, I think i will fear about it.Oh oh God, okay? Can we see him, i might like to assert a prayer. Yes, all correct father this fashion As you’ll discover we nonetheless haven’t been able to get rid of the golf membership Why is not he in bed? It can be tough to get him right into a secure position when he is in that stance but you’re correct. He is been on his feet long adequate. Looks like a trophy He does somewhat. I am sorry. I simplest simply heard oh Paul Come on, Mrs.. Stone. We’ve got obtained to get him into bed father could you You have to be father Crilly. Sure i am. Oh God bless you father. God bless you Father this is my husband Ermet. Oh, God father. It can be terrible father it’s horrible God forgive me for utilizing the Lord’s name in useless however Jesus Christ how terrible that is this father it’s it’s horrible terrible I tell ye i could not have stated it higher meself terrible is the phrase father terrible I tell you father horrible is simply too small a phrase our God Jesus too small a word while you seem at what you are doing to your mother you lazy little bastard.You are vain Father, i’m sorry him caused you all this difficulty God forgive me for announcing this but do not need been higher if he’d been killed acquired us all upset Jesus father what you have to think of him and us for bringing him into the arena My God i go out for a drink father would you join me? I’m going to keep right here for the second. K. So long proper and this is Mommy hi there i do know what you’re up to God you know father, Paul thinks the world of you. Oh certainly he does he in no way stops speaking about you father Ted says this father Ted says that He worships you father He comes back from Craggy Island and he is counting the days, so he can return again literally look He has a chart and he crosses off the days as they pass through and right right down to the bottom of the chart father photograph of your self oh, God.I took his artwork as well father. He did this one for you God, what’s it? It’s his heart? Do whatever! Oh? Dougal, Dougal Dougal! Mr.. Stone, would you come with me? I want you to fill out some varieties. Is he going to be all correct? We’re doing all we are able to but he is quite ill. Simply hope for the high-quality All correct physician. Come on Mommy The old girl she is aware of she knows it can be all my fault How would she know that? They have ways, ancient women are towards God than we will ever be They get to that age and they don’t need the operation anymore. They’ve obtained the direct line She is aware of all correct and who might blame her for being irritated with me.It can be all my fault. Why did I do it ,oh? Bring him back. I under no circumstances ment you to take him away. There was no want for the lightning you recognize I failed to mean that that was just silly Please God carry him again. I swear We protect him.He can stay so long as he desires Ah no Ted. Shut up Dougal! Please I swear i will protect him for the leisure of my days, please simply do this one factor Ah come on, please I swear Paul you are again. Oh Lord it’s a miracle. Health care provider! Paul? Can i get you some thing at all? No, i’m fine .
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