#we thought fucking.... botw guardians were scary

[gender-euphowrya]

those arms that fucking yoink and yeet you and sap your hearts fuck off???

#totk btw #like i spotted a patch of gloom and it seemed to be moving so i was like??? fuck is that #and then the moment i'm able to make out that they're arms they fucking TURN TOWARDS ME #and like start coming from link's pussy at tremendous speeds and i had no safe place to go so i just ran #caught up to me so fast wouldn't let me go. had no good weapon to fight them with #they just ripped my shit asunder like i'm calling professor farnsworth about it rn #+ the sky getting all red and that music oh God #we thought fucking.... botw guardians were scary #for* link's pussy btw sorry he wasn't preggy