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Episode Ten- Dads Don’t Do Other Dads Dirty
My relisten notes
DadFact: Glenn Close Trio is the Jazz-mix Christmas cover band!!!! Betrayal >:c
Aww after Morgan died I’m betting Nick was alone for Christmas every. single. year. That’s sad
DadFact: Darryl was on DILFs of Disney Land (got his 15 minutes of fame) (Dad. Is. Little. Fat.)
DadFact: Henry’s second favorite drink is ROOM TEMPERATURE water
DadFact: Ron’s middle name is ‘F’
DaddyFact: Anthony recommends RPG (The Witch’s Gambit) things if you wanna get into rp games but dnd seems like a lot
AHHH PAEDEN’S INTRODUCTION SOON IM SO FUCKING EXCITED YOU HAVE NO IDEA IM SO STOKED HE’S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE SERIES IM SO EXCITED AHHHHH
Paeden
Paeden
Paeden
Ahhhhhhh
Thank you Ben.
UNFORTUNATE FOSTER CHILDREN
:D :D :D :D
I love how most of these kids are using magic but Paeden literally NEVER uses magic except for his final scene
I’m stimming so hard I missed Paeden so much
Gunan Duckworth is 13
Paeden is 8
“He fights with vigor of someone who’s trying to get back at someone who’s died” OH GOODNESS
EYE OF THE TIGER
HE HAS THE EYE OF THE TIGER
GOD HES MY FAVORITE CHARACTER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Darryl you will love him later, you get your dad and you get your second son!!!!!!!!
“Would it impress you?” Nick 💔
PAEDEN AND NICK (I miss Nickolas FOSTER and Paeden’s dynamic)
Nick did Taekwondo
“It has been several hours since we’ve had a kid death” People (me) need to do more angst involving the UFC and Paeden
I LOVE PAEDEN SO MUCH THIS IS INSANE IM SO UNWELL ABOUT HIM OMG OMG IM SO INSANE
AHHHH HIS FIRST INTERACTION OKAY OKAY I CAN BE NORMAL *starts shaking whoever is reading this and gets louder* I CAN BE NORMAL
GAHAJSJSJDJNDKDK
In real life it has been five minutes
I cannot be normal
“Sorry Paeden that this is the character I used your name for” IF I WAS PAEDEN I WOULD BE SO HAPPY. PAEDEN. WHOEVER YOU ARE. YOU ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PERSON EVER IM SO SORRY YOU’VE NOW GOT AN AUTISTIC ATTACHED TO YOU. I OWE YOU A WOOKIE LIFE DEBT LIKE CERN
Glenn is offering an eight year old to join his drug empire 💀
🎵The eye of the tiger 🎵
“You have a plus seven in persuasion!?” Just wait. It gets worse (better)
“I don’t like to fight before a fight, put them away” Paeden you actually have the best quotes
Henry’s kids WOULD love the UFC. We needed more Paeden-Twins interactions
I took a break and now I’m listening on the bus next to my busmate. Oh boy
Awwww poor Gunnar
Still hate him he’s still a jerk with Paeden
AGAHJSJDJ I ADORE PAEDEN GOOD GOD
My ultimate favorite character ever !!!!!!!
I STILL ADORE PAEDEN AND NICK/NICHOLAS DYNAMIC THEY ARE SO SIBLING CODED
PAEDEN IMMEDIATELY JOINING THEIR CREW HE REALLY IS THE GUY EVER
Oooh Henry’s going off on Glenn
Party of eight? Henry, Glenn, Darryl, Ron, Nick, Paeden, and Cern…? Hmmm. (I’m joking I’m joking)
Glenn canonically goes to a therapist!!!!!!!!!!!
Wellllll Glenn betting on children gets us Paeden which is evennnnn betttttter
“I feel statements”
These things actually work so poorly. It ends up in hilarious fights
NICK KNOWS THAT THEY HAVE TO EAT GRANT’S SKIN OMG
What was he thinking at that moment?
“Dad I’m sorry!” NICK NO OMG I LOVE NICK SO MUCH
“CHECK PLEASE” best ending ever
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Episode Nine- Punk Is Dad
My rewatch notes
- DadFact: Glenn is a graduate of the University of Texas International (UTI)
- DadFact: Darryl went to an English club and met his best friends, the Chelsey Boys (who no one knows about) (in order to learn about Soccer for Grant)
- Darryl really is such a good dad 😭 he’s trying
- DadFact: Henry’s favorite drink is a cold glass of water
- Heheh these facts have begun!!!
- DadFact: Ron on a school field trip to the national history museum he got sick and then missed whether or not dinosaurs are extinct, imaginary, or walk among us
- DaddyFact: Anthony is hiding his DadFacts behind a paywall
- Nick was a drummer!!!! Ayyyy
- Darryl plays church bells
- Ron plays the recorder
- Henry plays acoustic
- Beth can sing in chords!!! She can sing two notes at once!!!
- And here lies the BEST joke in the entire show omg I love this
- “I’m singing silent night but it’s not Christmas!” Beth you’re so fucking funny
- Nick’s 13
- THEY ASKED GLENN TO LEAVE THE BAND
- The actual Glenn Close is a canonical character in dndads 😭
- Here comes some bdsm…
- “We wanna be you, then we wanna be IN you”
- I forgot how fucking funny the bdsm bit was omg
- How the fuck did this work omg
- AHHHHH HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES
- I love this whole bit
- THE SILENT NIGHT
- HE ROLLS A NAT 20 AHHHHHHH
- HI IM RON HI IM RON HI IM RON
- THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER
- Cern with his kids 🥺
- “It’s like I’m with them again”
- It’s insane how much I adore this bit
- You actually have no idea
- HI IM RON HI IM RON
- I actually think this is one of my favorite bits in the entire series
- It’s not canon yet (Glenn being a Christmas cover band) but man this is a twisted knife in the guy :c
- AYYYY PAEDEN NEXT EPISODE IM SO EXCITED
- ”don’t trust whatever you hear or see you’ve received a call from scam likely~” de de de de de de
- Unironically listen to this
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Episode Eight- The Battle Axe of Hatred pt.2
My relisten notes
- DadFact: Glenn has only done a total of $15 of damage to a Hotel by stealing a nice Wine Corker
- DadFact: His favorite holiday is Tax Day (he did his taxes three months earlier)
- DadFact: The whole thing with Barry spanking one of them (which doesn’t make sense later but that’s alright) (I’ve decided that it’s canon that it’s Mercedes father instead)
- MATT DIDNT KNKW LARK AND SPARROW WERE TWINS
- “It’s the same person twice” OMG
- DadFact: #1 Ron thinks all musical are about animals, #2 the only musical Ron has ever seen is Cats, #3 Ron’s favorite musical is Cats (Ron thinks Hamilton is about Ham/Pigs)
- DaddyFact: When Anthony was 19 he was invited to a big meeting thing, he thought it’d be fun to steal a bathrobe (which he did), and the guy who owned it had to pay $1800, and everyday he was hoping that the Boss never realized that it was him
- Wooooowwww they’re playing actual dnd!!! Crazy
- He nuts himself again 😭
- “He’ll never be a father again” 🎵unintentional foreshadowing🎵
- Ooo Darryl riding a bear
- TWO PYRAMIDS ASS TO ASS AYYYYY
- That joke keeps popping up!!!!
- Plot twist Paeden walks out for the Ancestral Protection thingy instead of Frank
- Rons mistreatment of workers starts here (poor Doug)
- OHHH THIS THING GETS BROUGHT UP IN GLENN’S TRIAL AHHHH (pushing the guy back in)
- A bunch of this episode I was homeworking it and trying not to completely snap from my misophonia 👍
- How do I tell people that one of my favorite characters is the car?
- Cern has no idea who the Founding Fathers are 😭
- “I want you love me, but I want you to like me too” MAN CERN IS SUCH A GOOD DAD GOOD GOD
- I forgot how awesome a character Nick was :c
- Does Jodie have a sister??
- BATTLE OF THE BANDSSSSS!!!!!!!
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Episode Seven- The Battle Axe of Hatred
My relisten notes
- DadFact: Glenn knows Japanese because he took a Duolingo Course in preparation for a Japan Tour (pre Christmas cover band!!!!!)
- DadFact: Darryl’s sister Casey owns a massively successful brewer (The Brew Dude) (in North Carolina)
- DadFact: Ron has never played dnd, but he has played Seen It
- DadFact: Henry does geology themed Rap Songs!!!! YESSS ROCKS ROCK!!! THE ACTUAL BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD AHHHH
- DaddyFact: He likes playing dnd with doofuses
- Racism Doesn’t Rock
- I listen to Rocks Rock a lot genuinely
- He has to steal his future dad :c
- Henry sniffed the flowers 😭
- Henry with the drugflowers omg
- “YOU KISSED ME” Henry good god
- Darryl kisses Henry and then gets drugged too omg omg 😂
- I’m dying
- Jesus Christ
- Darryl and his Charleston Chews…
- DARRYL HEARS GRANT. HYPOCRISY IS A BITCH
- The Library and Scam and Mark only exist because of the war flesh thing
- Darryl didn’t ask about the Blood Contract to the Library 😭
- I love how Anthony keeps saying “I’m Cern” to let them know it’s Cern since he didn’t change his voice
- THEY ALL PUT THEIR HANDS IN THE MIDDLE (except Freddie) hehehe
- I love how Glenn keeps doing “dad huddles” in front of people (and typically those are super uncool) so either canonically everyone thinks Glenn does this super uncool thing, or Dad Huddles are canonically cool in the Forgotten Realms (I know Cern and Paeden find them cool, but they reallly aren’t the best gage to rank)
- The fact that Darryl imedietly wanted Nick to not have a knife but let’s Paeden (who’s FaoUR YEARS younger than him) have his most of the time, AND grant use weapons a shitton
- Darryl brought up pee!!!! Lincoln would be so proud!!!!
- The pee starts in ep. 7!!!! And ci tinged into literally all of s2!!!
- Paeden and Lincoln (thankfully not Grant) reap the consequences of this…
- SCAM LIKELY AYYYYYYY AHAHSHSJDJ
- I LOVE SCAM SO MUCH AHHHH
- “We’re cousins~ “
- Scam is a patron saint of the Tricksters
- SCAM OMG HE MAKES ME SO HAPPY I ADORE HIM
- The hat of vermin!!!! Ayyy
- They forget like HALF of these rules for the Hat of Vermin 😭
- Sonar 🐀 Nibbler 🦇 and Dracula 🐀 omg
- Ron rolled an 11 for his pee, Henry rolled a 17, Glenn rolled a 1? He didn’t go very well, Darryl got a 19 pee
- NAT 20 STEALTH PEE
- THE WILSONS REALLY ARE PISSBOYS
- Cern is canonically short?
- GLENN TRIES TO KEEP NICK SAFE HE TRIES HE TRIES TO KEEP HIM BEHIND
- This plan ends up SO BAD I love it it introduces us to Paeden
- A good antidrug message 👍
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Episode Six- Support Your Local Library
My relisten notes
- I forgot that Ron keeps a diary- err journal
- “With three strangers and a lizard man” love that Ron considers himself closer with Cern than the other daddies 😭
- “I think anyone would happy to meet Terry” <333
- DadFact: Glenn is very anal about karaoke etiquette
- ExtraDadFact: Glenn also uses the wrong accent and slang for British words
- DadFact: Doesn’t know what a Birkenstocks is
- Matt doesn’t know what Birkenstocks are!!!! Omg I forgot about this part!!!
- DadFact: He boing his first Birkenstocks at age nine (somehow… does the Forgotten Realms have sandals?)
- DadFact: Ron is right handed (Beth is not)
- DaddyFact: When he said all the names, he stole an Adventure Zone realm. So they made Roque Porte French
- “They’re probably safe!” Nope. Willy sucked. Willy sucked. Willy sucked.
- “Do you have kids?” “I did!” ☹️ awwww oh god. I seriously adore Cern so much
- “I’m grieving…” “That’s the best time, man!” Glenn would know. His wife is dead
- “How many children do you have Buddy?” Assuming this is Willy- One. Barry- Too many. Bill- Actually fuck him who cares
- “Put your hand down Ron, I’ll get to you in a second”
- “You should prank him- say it’s yo mama” “his mama ded…”
- The Library!!!! My beloved <33333
- Lizard Boy Scales McStuffins!!!!!! Wooooooooooooo
- I adore him
- Car fucking….
- Oh boy
- Japanese car
- ODYSSEY-SANNNNNN
- Ston Rampler!!!
- BLADE LANDINF
- THIS BECOMES A THING THAT KEEPS HAPPENING
- NICKKKKK
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Episode Five- The Lord of Chaos pt. 3
My relisten notes
- I was doing a rp for the first part of this so I don’t really have many notes for their opening ehehe
- DadFact: Grant thought that Darryl was Santa when Darryl got caught
- DadFact: Ron knows every Eminem song ever
- DadFact: Henry has a specific CD “stuck” in his car, but he really just likes listening to those songs
- DadFact: Glenn doesn’t believe in the moonlanding
- DaddyFact: Don’t get into dnd because Anthony has and it’s not cool apparently
- Chechovs snake!!!!!!
- “Are you proud of me dad!?” If only Sparrow and Normal…
- DadFact: Glenn is really into mall ninja shit
- I still don’t understand the skipit aside from the joke 😭
- Everything you ruin their lives… unintentionally…
- THE HAT OF VERMIN MY BELOVED
- Here comes the most important scene in the entire series omg omg
- THEY GOT THE BAG OF BEANS
- THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THEY GET THE ENTIRE PODCAST
- “This items great” IN CANON NOPE IT IS FUCKING NLT OMG OMG GOING INSANE GOING FERAL OMG OMG
- “Throw the beans” HENRY. HENRY THIS IS THE REASON THAT S2 HAPPENS. THIS IS THE FIRST DOMINO
- Lark is down at the bottom in the dungeon oh god oh god
- ✨trauma✨
- Ron’s frogs 😭
- “Hey. Help that kid frog” Ron. Ron you’re hilarious
- “We killed a lot of people…” DONT YOU KNOW IT
- “Oh lark, we’re gonna have a real bonding moment too” ☹️ seaweed-
- Ooh I forgot about the eggs. I wonder what they do
- LIZARD MAN. CERN. LIZARD BOY SCALES MCSTUFFINS
- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE AHHHHH I ADORE HIM
- “I now owe a Wookiee life death” oh no. oh boy. The foreshadowing 💔
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Episode One- A Man and His Handshake
My relisten notes
- No notes for the first half my bad :>
- Ron puts down a dog named Dotti
- Darryl had a dog named Lincoln!! How did I forget this???
- They kiss so many times 😭
- Throughout the entire thing until the Fortnite arc there’s screaming from Darryl’s wallet
- HE KISSES THE LANCE THE FUCK I FORGIT ABOUT THAT
- “I’m thinking about Henry when I kiss the Lance”
- “A rock solid decision” Henry I love you
- I forgot how much I loved Will and Matt’s/Henry and Darryl’s dynamic. Linc and Normal absolutely do not have the same one
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Episode Four- The Lord of Chaos pt.2
My relisten notes
- DadFact: DND spells make really good band names, Glenn Close leads the band called Dissident Whispers (fuck off Glenn Close Trio)
- DadFact: The only woman Darryl ever kissed was Carol’s sister, Stacy (Darryl and Carol were highschool sweethearts)
- DadFact: Henry was the front man of ThornWhip
- DadFact: Ron has a collection of his baby teeth because Willy didn’t come and get them :c
- DaddyFact: It’s 9 in the morning </3
- Cern!!!!!!!!! Ayyyyyyy
- Love Cern’s character it’s insane
- “Do you trust me brother!!!” YES YES YES THE CODEPENDENCY BEGINS
- “I would like to hide in my pants…” and here lies the BEST joke in the entire series (maybe other than Hi, I’m Ron)
- Headcanon- Like Mable’s sweatertown, Ron goes into his pants when he’s overstimulated, upset, any of that
- I’m gonna be real I forgot to listen to like. Half of the fight scene 😭
- So not many notes there, my bad
- Ron embracing his inner Paeden <3 (slicing some Achilles tendons)
- DARRYL YOU SHOULDA JUST KILLED CERN NOOOO
- Sorry pookie love you <3 that felt so weird to say good god
- “I admire they’re so loyal to each other” and they never leave each other oh boy
- Okay okay so Lark and Sparrow DIDNT put on the orgy thing, that was already there
- “I’ll show up later, when you need me most” what’s that? Seaweed? Okay.
- Lark and Sparrow convincing an entire town to commit genocide and follow them is their Barry coming outtttt
- HENRY TURNING INTO A LOVEWOLF OMG OMG THIS PART IS SO IMPORTANT
- We never talk about how smart Lark and Sparrow are. They talk so intelligently, they quote psychologically, etc. etc.
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Episode Three- The Lord of Chaos
My relisten notes
- The opening song!!!! That one was good
- DadFact: Glenn plays an indeterminate brand of guitar
- DadFact: Favorite TV show is Bones (hmmm… this changes…)
- DadFact: Ron thinks a hug is a type of dog
- DadFact: Darryl’s favorite TV show used to be Bones, but then Finder was his favorite
- DaddyFact: Beth thought that her guy voice was so good she thought no one would know a girl was on the podcast
- “Have we canonically established what the Doodler is” “I don’t think we should” if only you guys knew 😔
- They’re taking a nap after telling jokes 😭 This is such Dad culture
- The same man twice!!!!! The Lord of Chaos!!!!!!!
- “I don’t know if that inn is still standing” Knowing how the Oak boys turned out hearing about them like this makes me so. fucking. sad.
- Ron comparing Henry and Darryl to his parents 💔
- WIAT IS IT CANONICAL THAT LARK AND SPARROW THROUGH THE PARTY WITH THE PITS? OR KS THIS JUST SOMETHING WITH THE TOWN!?!?
- I know this was a through-away line but the way they said “there’s professionals in both pits” after Henry mentions professional wrestling makes me think that Unfortunate Foster Children were in the fighting ring :)
- Yes this is me having constant Paeden brainrot fuck you
- Sherif Boreanaz 😭
- The Doodler!!!!!!! Adore them
- This episode brings so many things to light good god good god
- This is insane
- “You might be the unsung heroes!” Hmm I wonder if one of them is. Wouldn’t that be crazy woooooowwww
- ExtraDadFact: Henry really likes old westerns, but finds them very problematic at the same time
- Oooh since Henry falling didn’t count and unleash the Doodler means that either a.) someone with the Doodler in them (which we know are only the twins, Henry, Normal and Hero) wasn’t watching, or b.) he wasn’t yet the unsung hero and so you can BECOME the unsung hero
- Cool cool cool
- I love how they forgot that Darryl gave his Nokia phone to the Lance lol
- “The only people the Lord of Chaos seem to respect are people who fight” man I wish we got more Paeden-Twins interactions 😞
- The way they immediately went to exploiting the weakness. The nudeness of them good god
- This could’ve been such a cool fight scene 😭
- RON’S PANTS
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Episode Two- The Ties That Bind
My relisten notes
- DadFact: Glenn is pretty bummed out that the Wonderland rendition didn’t work
- DadFact: Thinks that he misses his wife more than she misses him
- Prolly because it’s only been like. 30 seconds there compared to the Forgotten Realms
- Ohh Henry’s thing is different this episode. Instead of “crunchy munch burkinstock rockin granola dad” or whatever it is lol
- DadFact: The condoms have actually started having a purpose
- DadFact: Ron has no leg hair (one surgical, one by choice)
- AYYY GARTOCK MY MAN
- “I’ll gonna lick your face 😡” Henry I love you
- SWEET MATILDA MY BELOVED. AN ACTUAL QUEEN GOOD GOD
- How lonely she is </3
- “DRAGON! Where!?” DRAGON DEEZ NUTZ-
- Sorry
- “That was a good pun” thank you Anthony you did it first 😋
- The purple cloaks 😱
- They were nude in front of the omega daddies
- “I saw a man in my father’s bright purple cloak” WHAT WAS ANTHONY THINKING AT THAT MOMENT OMG BETH CALLED IT FROM EPISODE TWO
- “We all dreamed about Ron’s Dad” THEY FUCKING CALLED IT I WOULD’VE LOST MY SHIT OMG ANTHONY
- “That you [Glenn] are a dad and that your life will be dad jokes” not for long man not for long
- Henry is the rock man, and Glenn’s the rocker :>
- CHARLESTON CHEWS AYYYYY
- Ah shit they killed his kid :c
- THE RON TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF THING PEOPLE NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT MORE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
- If I knew how to draw I would absolutely draw a scar trough his neck from his suicide attempt
- THE FISHERMAN METAPHORS START ALL THE WAY AT THE BEGINNING GOOD GOD
- THE DECK OF MANY THINGS OMG OMG OMG
- “2/3 of them are pretty mad at you” AYYY WHAT THE HECK
- “If they wanna kill their dad let them kill their dad” -Henry Oak. Little does he know, multiple years later, his grandson keeps another guy from killing their dad (Scam and Hermie)
- THE TIME TRAVEL SHIT
- ITS SO MUCH FUNNIER KNOWING THE CONTEXT IM LOOSING MY MIND
- The “Freddie… It’s fine” I don’t know how I thought that sounded natural before 😭
- Babansndndb I love this it’s so fucking funny
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