#very bad puns

[ak800]

#verity willis #loki #god of stories #comic loki #the magpie who whispers #moon queen and magic theatre #agent of asgard #very bad puns #:]

[toastling]

Luz turned that Amity Blight into Amity Bright

#Toast Talk #Very bad puns #TOH #Lumity

[hello-hi-no-bye]

What did the Frenchman say when he dropped the egg?

#french #horrible puns #very bad puns

[void-tiger]

Preacher: “Good to see you all coming out [postCovid Lockdown] like the flowers [with this VERY late spring arrival].”

Me: [snickers in Queer]

#very bad puns #queer humor #there’s also a Joke with the flowers too. (seriously. violets and green carnations are sapphic and apollian) #cannot wait until ‘yES. YES. The Tiger is Out’ #until then y’all get my terrible puns hahaha

[pechadream]

I like it when he smiles

⚠  Do not repost my art or I will come after your kneecaps  ⚠

#Stardew Valley #Stardew Valley Fanart #SDV #SDV Art #Sebastian Stardew Valley #SDV Sebastian #Digital Art #My Art #Pechadoodles #(<- kinda- I didn't do lineart so I count it as a doodle-) #how much you wanna bet he's got the cutest dorkiest laugh ever #it's just that it's hard to get him to laugh #if you tell him a bad frog pun he might laugh 👍 #I love how I draw Sebastian the most even though he's not even my favorite #(he's just very easy for me to draw and also he's very pretty-)

[sadisthetic]

its the hard rock life

#my amv #hi fi rush #hi fi rush chai #chai hi fi rush #did i spend too much time and complete forsake work for this? absolutely. #my undiagnosed adhd wouldnt let me go. #also. i couldnt not do the bad pun. it would be very anti chai spirit to not go for it. #THIS GOES ON ART BLOG INSTEAD OF MAIN LIKE MY OTHER EDITS BC ITS A WORK OF ART. #THIS HAD TO BE DONE AND I VERY HAPPILY USED MY GOD LIKE EDITING POWERS TO BRING IT INTO EXISTENCE #tho i was admittedly rushing it a little sdkjfhehgkj. due to. the work ive procrastinated that i have to do NOW... #posting at 2am babes!

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Marius: Ashes, Ashes! Ivy got a cold while copying some old text from her brain to paper to add to the physical library. And she is still sick and still copying! You know what this means?

Ashes: That you're going to "help" her with your "doctor" skills and leave me alone?

Marius: Oh yeah.*eyes shinning* I can do doctor stuff. *crazy smille* *still grinning but with a serius voice*But it was not what I was trying to say, my original point was simply that right now Ivy is by definition an unhealthy copying mechanism.

Ashes: Give me one reason to not kill you right now?

#the mechanisms #baron marius von raum #i like marius felt very proud of this pun #also is important that in my mind the mechanisms are not named like that for the mechanisms keeping them alive and immortal #but because everyone of them have bad coping mechanisms #ashes o'reilly #ivy alexandria

[shinayashipper]

Atem "did you sleepwalk into my room? *wink*" will always be Peak Atem's Way of Flirting... he flirts like That and Yugi will still finds him Charming

#puzzleshipping #i bet he also flirts with bad puns ever #hes so silly he cant really control himself and what he says when it comes to yugi #immediately blurting how Courageous Yugi is the very First Time they met #'did u sleepwalk into my room' *winks* #FUCKING WINKS

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

POV: you are eridan

#lofaf art #lofaf bloodswap #feferi #eridan #blood #ask to tag #SO some details about feferi specifically.... #i wanna lean away from the poseidon association with her and focus more on aphrodite symbolism and imagery #a god also very influential on the pisces symbol #who is also a goddess of fertility so i.e. muddergrub #i initially wanted to make her weapon of choice a big scallop shell shaped like a shield #but i kept the culling fork bc that just seems like an actual tool thatd be used in the caverns #honestly i was thinking about her potentially making bird puns as her new gimmick bc of aphrodites association with doves #and like itd be funny but do i know enough fuckin bird puns #ALSO all of her bracelets and necklaces are the arts and crafts from her now dead cloister and the wrigglers she took care of. yaaay. #anyway yeah i like jadeblood feferi a lot i think itd be cool if she undied #this does spell out bad news for violet kanaya though. stay tuned.

[quinn-pop]

yet another oc that only exists because i wanted to write something very specific

(middle is a little older, hence her scar healing. i like to think she gets a glass eye at some point)

anyway this is mira! (they/she) since that wip is almost 20k words and counting i won’t give away too much but long story short she’s the result of meta going “one last time, i promise” and adopting yet another kid

also galaxia kinda indirectly picked the name :)

i’ve mentioned before that i headcanon that pretty much all astrals are autistic and this is just kinda an extension of that. whereas meta tends to suppress his emotions and conform to others, mira…doesn’t. she gets uncomfortable and upset and lashes out at people easily, and working through their emotions is no small task.

the main reason i chose to write them that way was for the sake of narrative but i’ve grown attached to it because there’s a lot of ideas there i’d like to explore. stuff about navigating emotions and relationships when existing is so suffocatingly uncomfortable. it’s not something i could center around Kirby himself, but i think it makes sense with a post character development meta knight.

they are very loved (omg oldee cameo???)

kirby was definitely very excited to have younger siblings after being used to being the youngest in the room for so long!! (with the like. one and only exception being gooey.) he’s super affectionate with both of them and wants to have a close relationship one day, but for now mira is pretty unappreciative of that fact lol. they don’t like being pestered for hugs

everyone else is okay tho

(i know that’s hard to read. oops. “obvious bite marks”. siblings being siblings.)

mira also has a very love/hate relationship with the egg kid, being so close in age they kinda Have to get along but in typical sibling nature they also fight a lot. sure it’s probably rough for a while but i think in the end they’d be good buddies. maybe not as close as Kirby and Bandee but still.

anyway i have a lot of thoughts and am very busy but. i’m really enjoying writing about all this lately it’s been fun ^^

#I picked a name and then proceeded to write a comic in pen in which i used that name and posted it #and only after all that did i learn that mira is becoming a very popular name. which i generally avoid #but oh well. it’s stuck #im gonna be completely honest a lot of how i pick names for characters is based off of how many puns i can make out of it #im sorry to disappoint you with that information /j #kirbyposting #my art or something #meta knight #kirby #king dedede #metadede #Kirby oc #semi future au #I swear i’ll introduce oldee one day im just bad at having drawing ideas #also trying very hard to not make self deprecating comments over some of this art cause i just. don’t really want to spend forever redrawing #stuff anymore. like I used to do for a lot of these posts. It’s whatever #anyway kinda a part two to yesterday’s post (as in: I made sure they were both ready at the same time so i could queue them together lol) #weirdly enough this isn’t all that different from my dmk interpretation #i can’t really decide what color she is either #part of me wants to say bright blue red eyes because i think that would look absolutely sick but that seems like a bit too much blue #all things considered #maybe bright yellow blue eyes idk ill figure it out later (maybe)

[letshearitforthebabyboy]

ok he’s definitely a masochist but what about sadist?

with his guilt complex?

#i don't think so. but i think he has a little bit of a sadistic streak in him when it doesn't come to pain. #he's a very shaudenfreude sort of a guy. he likes to see wade suffer a little. but not from pain. from other things. #like bad puns. or delayed gratification. cute things like that. #i think he's really very gentle with his lovers and he likes to be. he'll be rough if they ask for it but it's not for him. #but the gentle loving is more torture for wade than the rough loving. so it all works out. and he suffers it so well. #alt peter is a sadist. yes sir.

[eddieintheocean]

..... this too is Yuri

#very bad pun im sorry #eurytherm #this too is yuri #eddie in the ocean #biology

[atwas-meme-ing]

So, Rauru died millennia ago, right? But he saved Link by giving Link his arm. So Rauru's arm kinda serves as a, um...

Link to the Past.

#tears of the kingdom #rauru #link #link to the past #very bad pun

[stardestroyer81]

Gee, Peppibot Factory sure looks different today.

With the one Pizza Tower title card meme making the rounds lately, I figured I'd join in on the fun with my own contribution starring none other than the super fighting robot, Mega Man! This might just be my biggest sprite piece yet this year, and I am BEYOND thrilled that I was able to pull this off! 💙✨

(I highly recommend opening this image in a new tab for closer viewing if you want a better look at the little details!)

#Star's Art #Mega Man #Rockman #Pizza Tower #Pizza Tower Title Cards #Peppino Spaghetti #Sprite Art #Coolness #Me on my last post: Wanna see me draw the perfect Peppino? #Me on this post: Wanna see me do it a g a i n ? #Initially I wasn't going to post this until Wednesday at the earliest... #... but I am just so proud of this piece that I just had to get it out as soon as I finished it!! #I'd been seeing so many fanmade Pizza Tower title cards around tumblr lately and wanted in on the action #And after sampling a good few... I came to a realization. #''I haven't seen one of these starring Mega Man yet...'' #AND OFF I WENT!!! #I think the thing that I'm proud of the most in this piece is Bad Box Art Peppino #The idea to dress him as the such was the very first thing I thought of for this and honestly? #He fits like a glove! He even has the physical build and personality to match XD #'For Everlasting Pizza' was like. The absolute best thing I could have called this too. Literal pun deity over here #If it's not obvious I put my entire heart into making this and am again very much proud of the end result! 💙

[vicshush]

Bell's Hells Terrible Horrible No Goodberry Bad Day.

[ID: A digital drawing over the first illustration from the book Alexander's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Judith Viorst, illustrated by Ray Cruz, where Alexander stands with a grumpy expression and crossed arms in front of his bed, in an untidy bedroom. The Critical Role character Ashton Greymoore -- a green earth genasi with purple crystal hair, gold streaks on his arms and face, and a lump of colorful glass patching his fractured skull -- is drawn over Alexander, keeping the overall art style and the sulky expression. Overlaying the bedroom are swirls of red dust, a bright red vertical beam in the background, and a lumpy brown outcropping meant to represent the rural town of Razora, as well as lighter brown streaks below Razora with a stream of water that drops from the suggestion of subterranean space to swirl around the bottom right corner, where black branchlike tendrils reach toward Ashton. /end ID]

#bells hells #cr c3 #critical role #cr campaign 3 #ashton greymoore #alexander's terrible horrible no good very bad day #art #puns #cr c3e83 #cr c3e84 #cr c3e85 #cr c3e86

[mixelation]

was thinking about the reborn au and developed the absolute dumbest headcanon that kushina is part of an improv group and thinks that makes her good at undercover work

Kushina: I’m great at pretending to be someone else. I could do that mission

Minato: you have knee length red hair

Kushina: I could do it

this is also how she justifies leading missions with literally no plan besides “we’ll figure it out!” It’s because she’s been doing improv for years. Do you want to hear about it

#Minato goes to all her shows #she literally just says bad puns in a very loud voice and he thinks that’s hilarious #he is often the only audience member