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#venux's headcanons
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random kaz headcanons cause s2 kaz owns my heart
he can have full blown conversations in spanish (or french cause of the parapluie scene in mighty med) but for some reason, can't recognize that he's not speaking english
^it takes chase playing back a recording from his hard drive for him to realize
^then he'll playfully make fun of chase (for funsies) for having a hard drive
he really likes dying his hair and it either looks terrible and he'll cover it up or it will look amazing and people fall in love (he 100% had frosted tips once in his life and immediately regretted it)
^he covers all of the bad dye jobs with black dye and it shocks everyone when they find out that his supposedly natural hair color isn't actually natural
he can do a backflip (he just gives that vibe okay??)
he's actually a great cook but he's messy and doesn't want to use the elite force compound's kitchen because he's too used to his kitchen's layout back at home
he likes having people sit in his lap (like not in a sexual way, just like in general, it's comforting)
^there will be times when the elite force members will just sit on him (either cause they didn't notice or think they'll get a reaction out of him) and he won't even flinch, he'll just sit there, scrolling on his phone or having a conversation
he 100% makes "that's what she/he said jokes" (im right!! this is so right it's basically canon)
he owns thousands of hoodies but only wears the same 4-5
he wears vans (you can't convince me otherwise)
he had a klepto phase as a kid (literally in canon he steals pens a lot so im basically right)
he used to have a true crime podcast but made himself too scared to sleep so he stopped
^he's thinking of starting it up again now that he's less jumpy
he 100% just jumps and/or latches onto people for the fun of it
^chase will just be at his work station and suddenly there's a kaz hanging on his back. oliver will try to make a sandwich, and suddenly there's a kaz now attached to his torso and sandwich ingredients on the floor
getting dressed to go see movies was one of his favorite things as a kid (like how people wore pink for barbie and suits for the gru movie)
he can sleep standing up and even though the rats also technically sleep standing up it still freaks them out
^it also freaks skylar out (even though she's an alien)
he used to make fun of chase for owning sound-proof headphones (bc he wasn't using them for music) but after stealing chase's when he was out one day, he now owns a pair and loves them very dearly
he hates documentaries with a passion and will dramatically turn one off if someone dares watching one (even if he's in a different room)
okay it's getting lengthy so im gonna stop here
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random ej caswell headcanons because he's one of my favorite characters:
(these all make sense, i promise)
plans intricate and cute dates (his favorite type of dates are picnics in the park)
his love language is acts of service (because i said so)
knows how to braid hair due to ashlyn teaching him (he can do every style of braid there is)
^so he won't even flinch if his partner (or wildcat friends) asks him to do their hair
would've 100% become a big brother figure to emmy if they had met earlier
either has 20/20 vision or desperately needs glasses (and either refuses to get them or he wears contacts at all times)
he loves broadway shows and kept a collection of playbills hidden in his room so cash wouldn't find them (now he has them in his dorm room, on a bookcase, cause he's organized)
^the water polo boys didn't care for broadway so he regularly infodumps on the wildcats (mainly ricky because he's never seen a broadway show)
because he has light eyes, the sun bothers him a lot so he regularly wears baseball caps or tries his best to stand under trees (the latter doesn't work much, because he keeps hitting his head on branches)
^carlos has been trying to introduce him to the concept of bucket hats and has gifted him a few
absolutely hates water polo, he was only on the team because cash said he had to find a sport to play (he can play almost every sport the school had to offer though, he just didn't care about them as much as theater)
can speak fluent french (he gives that vibe) and is working on learning the other romance languages
he's 1/4 latino (his mom is half and passing and was adopted by white people so cash thought none the wiser because you can't tell me that cash isn't a little racist) but either doesn't know or doesn't think it's worth mentioning
hates playing truth or dare but loves hearing about things that went down when others play (basically he loves gossip but not if it's about him)
can either cook like gordon ramsay or burns everything he attempts to make
he's great at faking like he knows what he's talking about UNLESS he's stressed and/or people absolutely know that he doesn't (so season 3 with the director nonsense)
has never gotten a pimple a day in his life (the wildcats are not happy about this)
this is getting long so i'm gonna stop here but i'll do a part 2
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more random ej caswell headcanons because he's still one of my favorite characters
(here's pt. 2)
he appreciates praise so much (i don't even mean this in a sexual way, he just needs so much reassurance that he's doing well)
he can easily recite the alphabet backwards
^he could also burp the alphabet as a kid (he even taught ricky how to do it)
he knows how to sew by hand
^sewing machines freak him out though
knitting is a big no-no for him, ashlyn taught him, and he's not terrible at it but it brings bad memories
^he tried to make a scarf for cash once, made it too small and cash ridiculed him and refused to pity-accept it so ricky put it on franklin (basically cash killed ej's joy for knitting)
^he also made a sweater once but he forgot to make a neck hole so his mother used it as one of those sweaters rich people tie around their neck
he definitely uses fruit scented shampoo and conditioner (his most used scent is a coconut hibiscus) he has caught multiple wildcats sniffing his hair, ricky and big red being the main offenders
he makes a lot of "that's what she/he said" jokes (ricky, jet, maddox, and gina are the only ones who find them funny, big red would find them funny if he understood them and ashlyn's sick of 'em)
when it comes to pda, he's good with hugs and holding hands but kissing in public makes him uncomfortable half of the time (but if his partner really wants to, all discomfort will go out the window)
he's one of those movie/tv watchers that will ask a lot of questions (even if everyone is watching for the first time) he has it in common with big red
he used to own a bunch of brand name sneakers but they were mainly for the caswell image so he doesn't wear them anymore
he either swears by candles or hates them with a passion
he used to want to be an astronaut as a kid (this is so out of left field) and he has definitely run around with an astronaut helmet on his head at one point in his childhood
his favorite fruits are strawberries and pineapples (simply because i said so)
he really likes halloween so he was sad that he wasn't invited to gina's halloween party and was even more sad that dani and mack were able to attend the party and stay (ricky told him all about the party at one point)
i might make a pt. 3 idk yet
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headcanon links (because sometimes my tag doesn't want to come up)
hsmtmts:
ej caswell
ej caswell pt.2
lab rats/mighty med/elite force:
kaz
spike
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