#venty latte

[boyduroy]

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#venty latte #i dont like feeling like this #i want to go home #i want my husband to come home #i want my head to stop hurting #i want my parents to just leave me be #i can feel myself getting more depressed by the minute #its not good for me and its not good for the bub #i dont know what to do

[izupie]

Happy Birthday Venti .•°☆ !

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This latte tastes of apples and freedom

#Venti gets his own current format latte art post for his birthday ♡ #venti #venti genshin impact #happy birthday venti #genshin impact #my coffee art #latte art #coffee art #genshin venti #genshin impact coffee

[mecharose]

just got my hair trimmed and its soooo short now i wanna cry... it's gonna take 6 months to grow it back how long it just was when will I ever learn to just NOT get it cut ever 🥲

#likeeeee girls u know what i mean. when u feel soooooo fucking ugly lmaoooo #crying screaming throwing up BEGGING me in 6 months to just NOT fucking go get it cut!!!!! EVERY time i regret it EVERY time i forget. sigh #venti latte #liv shouts into the void

[wynnyfryd]

if you say shit to me about where’s the finished fic when i’m literally posting as quickly as i can write i’m blocking you tysm 😇

#i got a venti petty latte and i am not afraid to sip it

[snaileer]

As a very dedicated energy drinker (addicted to caffeine) who also enjoys the grunge vibes of monster energy(purely because those ragged little lines match my life) and Bang, Red Bull, etc, can I just say

F those stupid fricking aesthetic looking energy drink cans that are becoming the style now.

Celsius I was fine with.

The hundred others that followed with like fruity designs and matte finish cans… 🤢

You should not be able to drink your tasty little 200mg while matching it to your ‘I have my life together’ fit.

You don’t, and I should be able to recognize the hot mess in a can from at least a distance of 10ft. Vision blurred from sleep deprivation or not.

#on a less spiteful note #I also feel like the cutesy nature of these new energy drinks is downplaying their extremity #like it’s a lot easier to sip away at your 16oz can when it’s ‘grape breeze’ and you ignore the fact 200mg can stop some people’s hearts #energy drinks are meant to be blaring in your face chemical warfare #it’s not a chai latte yall okay? this is why cold brews are so dangerous too. I literally know someone who went to hospital cuz of a venti #had a heart monitor for a while. she was healthy. it’s not a freak chance. some things need to be advertised as extreme because they are #and then also like shatter your stupid ass fake illusion #if you’re going to drink caffiene to that degree everyone around should be able to tell #it’s called not being a fake ass b #energy drinks #bang #bang energy #monster energy #red bull #Celsius #caffiene #insomniac #posted at 2:32am so like maybe I should also stop drinking energy drinks but… too late for me really

[sar-per]

I think Tumblr needs to know that "Latte" is a German slang term for specifically an erect penis and "venti Latte" does make people chuckle

#my shit #I've broken my friends by saying 'Venti with a Venti Latte' #I think the genshin impact fandom needs to know that

[sugar-ghost387]

Here, have a Venti-sized caramel latte, you deserve it!

#genshin #genshin impact #Venti #genshin venti #fanart #art #starbucks #latte #venti latte #Meme

[downstairsbar]

on the one hand i think loumand bed death is sooooooooo funny on the other hand sometimes i have to step back and ask myself ok 1 what are the implications of desexualizing an asian man and am i saying something i don't mean to say and does my intention matter if i have to clarify it in my mind every time 2 at the same time the armand/daniel side of the fandom are in fact sexualizing him well enough but the sexual focus there is still only ever the person that's not asian in the relationship and what does it say that armand is in those spaces moreso a voyeur and helpmaid to old white man's sexual re/awakenings plus everyone knows what i think about a/d anyway. on the other hand armand is a freak even in the books where he's anne rice's very special little white boy and is this an instance where i am projecting my racial anxieties and or biases onto a character and making his asianness the primary or only defining motif thru which i understand him. on both hands armand as the mom in hereditary crawling on the ceiling and watching louis get slutted out is so fucking funny. its so fucking funny. maybe i don't see color? blasian relationship where the asian man coded man is a frigid freak and the black woman coded man is a subservient slut. wait this kinda makes me feel better that loumand have set the race back too like not as much as loustat perhaps but this is not what dubois had in mind when he wss writing his commie blasian fanfiction in 1947 so maybe its ok. on the other hand i can't write loumand bed death in my fic because i will never give white people the satisfaction so even though i have no interest in writing them having sex fr bc i think toxic monogamy is really fun i have to make sure the reader knows that armand DOES fuck. but hereditary mom is so fucking funny. FUCK!

#i chugged a monster as my first meal of the day then i ate a saladbut its a fucking salad and then i am having a venti cinnamon dolce latte #with blond espressoa t starbucks which we all know is worse thn regular espresso i think i made a mistake. #if i had enough time in the day i think i could solve world hunger #well ive already solved it i just need to be given the money and or the imf bank password

[crushofdoves]

we are At The Vet and he has been crying/shaking like a chihuahua the entire time.

(he’s fine btw!! he just has to be sedated to get his nailed trimmed + he’s getting shots today)

#i have had so much caffeine today #venti latte this morning #redbull at lunch #2nd redbull on the drive here

[josephtrohman]

this photo really really really doesn’t help my delusions. i feel like i’m really really going insane

#and the delusions being. like joe is my boyfriend and we’re just hanging out and grabbing sbux or whatever #crafting a fantasy in my mind HDKSJSKSJSK #shoutout to joe being such a good friend n getting sbux for everyone #i love lookin at this and being like well if the drinks are for fob #i see the hot cup is a venti latte and. i can’t see what else it says but maybe it’s pete’s #or the iced one could be pete’s #bc he’s a latte girlie and so it’s either the hot one or the iced one #either way the other one was to be for andy bc whip isn’t vegan #so that means one of the frapps is prob for patrick. if it is for fob or whatever #so girly pop of patrick if true #and also joe is soooo girly pop here for it all #anyways sorry i had to post this myself bc i didn’t want the insane deranged tags on lydia’s post

[boyduroy]

dumb family bullshit under the cut, I have no outlet elsewhere and I don't want to bother hubs as he's not feeling well

I love my mom, I know she means well and is trying to do things she thinks are helpful to us as we prepare for the boydling.

Sending us a paywall article from the epoch times about how "the NIH claims that COVID boosters during pregnancy are beneficial are part of a flawed study" is not helping. It's the opposite of help. I'm now stressed out for no reason.

We got pushback from her for requesting that EVERYONE be up to date on vaccinations this winter or no bub time allowed. She's "medically exempt" from all future COVID boosters because she kept getting shingles as a reaction. Her doctors and the CDC know this and agree she would not benefit from further immunization. We are fine with that. She's the only exception.

However, we (hubs and I) are still going to get vaccinated. I'm trying to wait as long as possible before bub is born to get my yearly shots because it gives his immune system a boost. I usually get mine later in the season but I want him to have the benefits before he's born. He's going to be a fresh potato and the most vulnerable to diseases during flu season/winter.

It's simple: get your seasonal vaccinations or you don't get to see bub. This is my first kid and I will draw a line in the sand over this, and I know members of my family will probably criticize me for this decision. Jokes on you, you don't get the right to hold my bub if you can't respect my wishes.

I'm tired of not sticking up for myself and being over backwards to please my family.

#venty latte #ugh dont read this #im just pissed off now #im going to go bake blueberry danishes and try to relax #my mom doesn't even realize she's causing us so much stress because usually i just ignore her weird religious texts

[genderhawk]

quite literally

its not that theres a right or a wrong way to entertain yourself or anything I just feel left out/left behind a lot because I have never cared or been able to keep track of the like artists or creators behind stuff I enjoy to an extensive level... So you know when I was a bookish kid I would read a whole series and then I would read some more books and another whole series and maybe halfway through a series five months later I would realize I had been alternating between only 3 authors for the last twelve books or something AND one of them was the same author as my favorite finished series from the year before. Then later on it would take me MONTHS to figure out that "lying is the Most Fun a Girl can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" and "Its Time to Dance" were by the same band even though the name of the band was right there in the youtube video title

And now in an era where most of my agemates, and certainly most og my peers, seem to be following individuals across multiple platforms and projects... Following their professional AND their semi-personal doings? so much so that a youtuber I have barely heard of outing another youtuber I have NEVER even heard of as a fraud is something I now have a small depth of knowledge about?

I know more about another youtuber's infidelity than I do about some of my friend's current relationships tbh

and i still prefer books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! youtube only keeps happening to me because of roomates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would only watch cooking youtube and a few music videos sometimes maybe like 5 hours a week tops on my own

#this is for interacting weith but not for the spreading around you see like dont make it a large and famous venti latte #im just a ken and life is a nightmare bc maybe donut rebeagle this or something unsearchable with a similar meaning

[mecharose]

ik the socially anxious version of me sucks to be around but im socially anxious so i can't stop myself acting like that. pain suffering etc

#me catching myself apologizing for inconsequential shit one million times and worrying abt coming across 'too weird': hey #its soooooo annoying bc like. nobody cares if u dont act like they should #but likeeeeeeee do yall hate me am i annoying be honest 🥺👉👈 #liv shouts into the void #venti latte

[annikasevenshots]

the cafe is now open! 👀☕️❤️

My main commissions are closed for exam season, but fear not! I will be offering a drabble (a ~100 word fic) for a coffee on my ko-fi! Please help keep me caffeinated so I don't go running into nebulas looking for coffee in these trying times. In exchange, you get a ficlet about any scenario with your favourite blorbos. Win-win!

Just leave the prompt in the donation message and I'll get right on it! More information can be found on my ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/7shots

Now let the coffee flow! ☕️

#commissions open #commission information #writing #personal #captain's log #saffi #jola #imzadi #any pairing tbh #shit i'll even write shaw/seven if you give me enough for a venti chai latte #signal boost

[normiematsu]

5 pm coffee. is it a bad idea. maybe. am i getting it anyway. yes and with a little treat to boot

#wish totty was at my local starbies so he could kill me for ordering a venti latte this late in the day

[gravehags]

ready for a zoom call with my boss 🥴

#babygirl i am here to be so off putting #idk what’s worse the pimple patch between my eyes the greasy bangs or the demon copia ghost shirt #listen i have a venti iced pumpkin cream chai latte and a klonopin in my system rn #you get what you get #it’s me