#varric the dwarf

[emahriel]

Varric is now adventuring into Faerûn, searching for his Bianca -

#em: edit #I HAD TO #ngl kinda excited about this playthrough lol #gold dwarf ranger & entertainer #varric #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dragon age #bg3edit

[fergus-cousland]

similarities between Awakening and the DA2 crew

noble-born archers with dead families and strained paternal relationships, who are reunited with their respective grandfather’s ancestral bow thanks to the Warden/Hawke

dwarf who cannot be Normal about the above

Anders is here

#nathaniel and sebastian both having a dwarf who wants to fuck them so bad it makes them look stupid but in like. two different directions #oghren likes nathaniel just fine and varric simply Seethes

[mogwaei]

A quick Varric sketch in honour of The Missing issue #2 >:D

I love him and Harding so much

#dragon age: the missing #dragon age #varric tethras #dragon age 2 #dragon age: dreadwolf #dragon age inquisition #sketch #mogwaei arts #i just realised this is a similar pose to my last varric btjdjdj i guess im a fraud 😔 #LET ME KISS THE DWARF BIOWER o3o

[wholelottagin]

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#varric tethras #dragon age #dragon age: inquisition #da #dai #da:i #excuse me sir #let me romance the dwarf

[glitterdustcyclops]

you know what i'm putting my money where my mouth is let's go

#dragon age #baldur's gate 3 #varric tethras #enver gortash #come on da fandom don't let me or our sexy dwarf down

[kirkwallsquad]

top five varric insanity moments go

holy shit where to even begin

#5

pretending that his crossbow has a deep dramatic dark backstory when it‘s literally just. his ex made it and it‘s named after her and criminals want her to make more like it and also he’s legally not allowed to see her

#4

saying This to sebastian (this might be the Most Insane but i couldn‘t rank it higher bcs i refuse to applaud varric‘s homophobia/transphobia moment for even a second)

#3

comparing blackwall to sebastian and treating him similarly to how he he does sebastian - he does this multiple times, but i specifically want to point out this comment he makes:

which specifically references THIS INSANE CONVERSATION

IT‘S BEEN LIKE HALF A DECADE VARRIC HOW ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABT THIS REGULARLY

#2

saying This about solas

VARRIC???!??!!!!???

#1

everything abt his relationship with sebastian, from sebastian being 100% dtf and varric hating him for it to all the antagonism. but number one HAS to be when varric says THIS to sebastian COMPLETELY FUCKING UNPROMPTED

VARRIC BE NORMAL ABOUT SEBASTIAN CHALLENGE

#that last one is similar to something he says to blackwall too btw #where blackwall‘s like oh i knew this dwarf who— and varric‘s like I KNEW A GREY WARDEN WHO BLEW UP A CHANTRY AND KILLED THOUSANDS #like BRO #he‘s so insane holy shit i want to study him like a bug #dragon age #varric tethras #solas #blackwall #thom rainier #sebastian vael #max.ask #thank u anthony for this gift of an ask

[bodymotif]

thinking about varric being welcome among the hawke family not as a brother exactly but as the one weird second cousin that won't go away

#i love hcs of him being viewed as family by all of them #Family gathering plus the weird dwarf marian found on the side walk #varric tethras #da2 #dragon age 2

[breadedsinner]

Oghren's inner monologue as he looks at Nathaniel Howe: Huh. Yeah, I guess I like men, too. Varric's inner monologue as he looks at Sebastian Vael: What is this. What the fuck. Human men aren't supposed to be pretty! I don't know how to deal with this, so I'll just be callous to him forever. The fuck.

#Dragon Age #Oghren #Nathaniel Howe #Varric Tethras #Sebastian Vael #Dragon Age: Awakening #Dragon Age II #Dwarf men just dealing with their blossoming bisexuality

[ex-textura]

I'm supposed to be recovering right now BUT have you guys seen Varric lately???? dear god. You're gonna give me Varric with silver temples and facial hair and laugh lines an expect me not to put my own health at risk? Wild.

#dragon age #varric tethras #fanart #my art #LET ME ROMANCE VARRIC #GIVE ME MY DWARF DADDY #for crying out loud

[nespyofire]

3. Archdemons (well, maybe)

#dragon age inquisition #dragon age #dai #cadash #inquisitor #cassandra pentaghast #solas #fen'harel #varric thetras #dwarf #elf #dragon #red dragon #lyrium dragon #fanart #inktober #art

[soloragoldsun]

Dreadwolf had better give us a dwarf romance. I mean, I’d prefer Varric, but if not him, they’d better give us something. And no pulling a Harding on us, okay? I want an actual on-screen, not just implied romance available to multiple races that has kisses and sex and all the goods!

I’ve heard the junk about how having a dwarf romance somehow “fetishizes” short people or whatever, but that’s bullshit. Like, what is the message here? That people who resemble dwarves can’t be portrayed in a good healthy romance? Meanwhile, we can have an eight foot Qunari woman banging Blackwall with no problem. We can romance characters AS dwarves. So why can’t we get a proper dwarf LI?

I’m waiting, Bioware.

#dragon age #dreadwolf #dwarf #romance #varric tethras #bioware critical

[badartxd]

I’m going to leave some doodles here, starting with Barric with a fancy earring for grubby liddol bastid (Cam?) on the Zevraholics discord :D first time I did Varric and he was fun to draw

#art #my art #dragon age #dragon age 2 #varric #varric tethras #varric da2 #varric dai #dwarf #portrait #insomnia hours aaaaa

[fergus-cousland]

also ignoring sigrun while pouring attention on varric. when will women have equal rights.

#the way she's literally the only female dwarf companion. and we had two games of varric. and so many comics #where is my girl!!

[mogwaei]

“How many do you have, Hawke?”

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[Vyr Hawke ➳ ♡ ➳ Varric]

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#dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #bioware #fanart #varric tethras #hawke #vyr hawke #varric x hawke #mogwaei arts #mogwaei ocs #LOOK AT MY BAD BIRD AND HER A-DWARFABLE DWARF #she's properly unhinged

[howyouducan]

I took Varric to the Temple of Mythal.

It was the correct decision

#varric tethras #varric #dragon age inquisition #dai #Noraak was like I have to bring him. That's my emotional support dwarf

[vigilskeep]

does varric ever express an opinion on bhelen v harrowmont

#i know he ‘doesnt care’ abt orzammar but like does he say anything #its so lame that we havent had a dwarf companion except varric since sigrun what do i have to do to get some opinions round here