#value of apathy [mystic flour tag]

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

Happy Valentines Day

#shadow milk cookie #burning spice cookie #mystic flour cookie #eternal sugar cookie #silent salt cookie #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #value of sloth [eternal sugar tag] #value of destruction [burning spice tag] #value of silence [silent salt tag] #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #value of deceit [shadow milk tag]

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

what did the beasts even do in the tree to pass the time? cry? sing? sleep? evil things?

"Oh! Oh! Oh! I can answer this one!"

"Inside the tree was BORING and AWFUL."

"Some of us passed the time by thinking too little. Others by thinking too much."

"Eternal Sugar Cookie simply slept. And Burning Spice Cookie, with no outlet to cause destruction, thought of what they would have done that would have changed the situation."

"And me? Well, after going through the five stages of grief (with extra time spent in anger) I decided to use the time to write all the plays I would do once I got out."

#switching the format to letting the beasts themselves answer #shadow milk cookie #eternal sugar cookie #burning spice cookie #mystic flour cookie #silent salt cookie #value of deciet [shadow milk tag] #value of sloth [eternal sugar tag] #value of destruction [burning spice tag] #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #value of silence [silent salt tag] #message from anonymous

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

What is your opinion on Shrikes, the small predatory bird that impales prey on spikes!

"I like this beast! It's strong for its size."

"It's just like me for real."

"...."

"I like all birds! I didn't know there were any this violent!"

"What an interesting creature... I'd love to read more about it."

#animal death #value of deciet [shadow milk tag] #message from rateater2000 #value of sloth [eternal sugar tag] #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #value of destruction [burning spice tag] #value of silence [silent salt tag]

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

What was everyone’s life like before you tried destroying the world? We know SM cookie being some scholar but what about everyone else?

#im sorting out my headcanons #but i did have to ask some friends for advice when writing this #value of destruction [burning spice tag] #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #value of sloth [eternal sugar tag] #value of silence [silent salt tag] #message from theclowngod #value of deceit [shadow milk tag]

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

Did any of yall have your own individual kingdoms or did you all just call the entire continent your domain

"We ruled over the whole continent together but we did eventually have to divide it up so that no territory fights would start."

"I found a map of current beast yeast in this book you gave me, so I marked where our territory once was."

"Anything not circled was neutral."

#value of deciet [shadow milk tag] #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #message from anonymous

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

What are your souljams made out of? Like I know the “purified” ones are called stuff like grapejam but what are yours called? If you know I will know what they taste like

- feral anon

"Mine is blue raspberry jam!"

"Which isn't even real! It's just regular raspberries. Anyway mine's cranberry jam."

"Mine is apricot jam."

"Mine is rose apple jam, and Silent Salt Cookie's is Blackberry Jam!"

#DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ALL GUESSING #value of deciet [shadow milk tag] #value of sloth [eternal sugar tag] #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #value of destruction [burning spice tag] #value of silence [silent salt tag] #message from feral anon

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

Sorry if I already asked this question, but why would you all go from saviors to beasts?! And I don't wanna hear "because I can," "because I'm bored," or "it's fun." I want actual, concise reasons why each of you turned to destroying innocent cookies. As for you, Shadow Milk cookie, *lassos him with the lasso of truth* I don't want to hear lies, only the truth. Otherwise, I'll get the guardian of the seal to deal with you!

"Wooow you all REALLY want to pry into our personal life, don't you?"

"Fine, I'll tell you, but only because I LOVE a good story."

"Burning Spice Cookie was the first, with a temper as strong as fire, it wasn't long before they got a taste for destruction. Why bother building things for ungrateful little cookies when it could be DESTROYED instead?"

"Eternal Sugar Cookie was second, growing tired of songs, sleeping instead. And as more and more cookies bothered them, begging for more songs happiness, they destroyed anyone who disturbed them until they learned to let them do nothing."

"Mystic Flour Cookie was third, once a figure of sage advice now turning their back on their followers and disappearing, coming back as an apathetic beast who didn't care about those they let down. Or anything anymore."

"And then I was fourth, during the time where my friends were becoming beasts I was researching more and more into magic, and well, magic corrupts, doesn't it? I was so hungry for more knowledge and it was NEVER enough. So I turned to telling stories instead."

"We... don't really know what happened to Silent Salt Cookie. One day they stopped talking, becoming a silent and cruel warrior. If there was a reason, they didn't tell us."

"And that's the story of how we became beasts! Well, it is if that truth lasso of yours is working. I wouldn't be so certain."

#value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #value of destruction [burning spice tag] #value of silence [silent salt tag] #value of sloth [eternal sugar tag] #message from anonymous #value of deceit [shadow milk tag]

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

Do yall had height charts size?

Here you go!

#shadow milk cookie #burning spice cookie #eternal sugar cookie #mystic flour cookie #silent salt cookie #value of deciet [shadow milk tag] #value of destruction [burning spice tag] #value of sloth [eternal sugar tag] #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #value of silence [silent salt tag] #message from anonymous

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

What does Shadow milk cookie think of mystic flour cookie? (they give me older sister and bratty brother energy)

#you're absolutely right #not to say that mystic flour is a responsible older sibling figure #they are very much as chaotic as the others just in a quieter way #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #message from anonymous #value of deceit [shadow milk tag]

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO CHANGE

#value of sloth [eternal sugar tag] #value of destruction [burning spice tag] #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #value of silence [silent salt tag] #value of deceit [shadow milk tag]

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

Have you thought of a specific way of making the cookies that have the soul jams pay for even daring to use them

#ok this took me longer than 40 minutes #shadow milk cookie #mystic flour cookie #burning spice cookie #eternal sugar cookie #value of destruction [burning spice tag] #value of deciet [shadow milk tag] #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #value of sloth [eternal sugar tag] #message from anonymous #value of deceit [shadow milk tag]

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

This is my first time asking!

Hypothetically if one of you were like a Vampire and decided to take a bite out of ONE cookie in your group, who would you bite and who would you avoid biting?

~ MLL Anon

"Eternal Sugar Cookie is the sweetest out of all of us!"

"Probably on account of all the sugar."

"For who we'd avoid? Probably Burning Spice Cookie. Too hot."

#value of sloth [eternal sugar tag] #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #value of destruction [burning spice tag] #value of silence [silent salt tag] #message from MLL anon #value of deceit [shadow milk tag]

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

have any of you ever wondered what soul jam tastes like? for scientific purposes or otherwise.

#value of deciet [shadow milk tag] #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #message from anonymous

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

Maybe don’t make the new heroes with the soul jam suffer.

#message from gingersmidge #value of deciet [shadow milk tag] #value of destruction [burning spice tag] #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #value of sloth [eternal sugar tag]

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

What do you think about the ancient heroes who have purified versions of your soul jam?

"We don't know who they are yet, but when we see them, we're taking back what's ours."

#did NOT feel like drawing the other ancients so i just redrew their sprites as best i could #this was a fun one #shadow milk cookie #burning spice cookie #silent salt cookie #mystic flour cookie #eternal sugar cookie #value of deciet [shadow milk tag] #value of destruction [burning spice tag] #value of silence [silent salt tag] #value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #value of sloth [eternal sugar tag] #message from anonymous #value of deceit [shadow milk tag]

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

“I won’t allow any of that.”

#value of apathy [mystic flour tag] #message from anonymous #message from lonee00