#unleashing all my old art n AUs on u

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Boxing/Mob AU set in the early 60s NYC. Ludwig Beilschmidt is a first-generation german immigrant in America who begins fighting in local bars’ homemade rings to make ends meet. Due to his height n size, he’d be a promising prospect in the professional ring, and so he’s scouted by a trainer into heavyweight boxing. He’s nicknamed: “Pretty Boy Schmidt” not because he’s particularly good-looking, but rather because by the end of a bout, in comparison to his opponent, he’s a supermodel. Also his last name is shortened to Schmidt because Beilschmidt is too long and hard to pronounce for da common, monolingual American citizen. He’s enjoying it until he gets into the ring with Alfred “Comet” Jones who isn’t there for a sportmanship-ly fight, he jumps the ring rope with the intention of fucking murder, Alfred is controversial n crazy n has beaten on unconscious men before, but for some reason, ppl love him for his savagery. After Ludwig gets his shit HANDED to him by Alfred, and suffers part blindness in one eye, Ludwig is like: “ok this isn't fun anymore” but he’s too dependent on the money to stop because no one will hire a partly blind, ex-boxer with alleged connections to the mob (which he has, but not in the way ppl think). 

During one of his fights, he catches the attention of Feliciano Vargas who is part of one of the bigger mob families in NYC. Feliciano’s grandpa is v into boxing and although the old man himself doesn’t rig games he has friends n connections who do. ANYWAY both Feliciano (n Lovino) hate the violence n just sit cringing every round at even the lightest of jabs, but they put on their big boy pants n pretend to enjoy it for their grandpa’s sake (theyre like: “oh yea grandad we love seeing human beings give each other concussions n a shortened life span plagued by head trauma…..”). Ludwig wants nothing to do with Feliciano at first bc he thinks Feliciano just wants to recruit him n Ludwig refuses to have his fights tampered with, but is eventually swayed by da Italian Stallion Charm n when he realises that Feliciano isnt about that organised crime lifestyle (aka hes kinda bad at it so his family just keeps him out). But by associating himself with Feliciano, people begin to conspire that Ludwig’s bouts have all been rigged n his reputation is getting ruined by his alleged connections with the mob.

#unleashing all my old art n AUs on u #this one is from february me thinks #but yea i loved the concept idk why i never posted it #average underdog story but gay #rocky but gay #ive never seen rocky so dont blame me #hetalia #hws germany #hws veneziano #gerita #hetalia au #999art #hws italy #hws north italy

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LazyTown: Sportacus VS Robbie Rotten - SHOWDOWN : Now with more gore and record collections by NepalSaysRawr

Summary: I suck at writing summaries. Bsides the 'fic isn't that long!

Sportacus was sitting behind his desk. He felt the tears well up in his eyes . After their last adventure, Sportacus found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and inconsiderate real humans actually were. Sportacus stared at a picture of a polar bear. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill him but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on him when he was at his weakest and darkest moment. When he needed his friends the most.

But there had been one tiny ray of light in this whole . Sportacus remembered fondly the day he discovered it. It was a tuesday morning he rememberanced. The memories surfaced before his mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before Sportacus well knew it, a single tear welled up in his eyes and trickled down his cheek. Because even when all his 'friends' betrayed him, there was one consistant factor in his life: Robbie Rotten.

And Sportacus knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings Sportacus had for Robbie Rotten were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, pure sense and feeling for Robbie Rotten.

Alas, Sportacus thought to himself hopelessly. Why must they battle? Why must Sportacus be destined to destroy Robbie Rotten? Can he ever tell Robbie Rotten how much Robbie Rotten means to Sportacus?

If only he could. Then all his pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from Stephanie (who told him she loved him, only to stab him right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only Robbie Rotten and Sportacus's true feelings for Him.

A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark!

Then our  gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Robbie Rotten's forbodding  dungeons but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.  

Emerald thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Robbie Rotten's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Robbie Rotten's guards would never let them in. No... they had to be clever.

So Emerald came up with the best idea he had: they would dress up in gothic clothes! Sportacus's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with? Stephanie knew exactly the best store to go: TrampVamp.

So they all went there in the deep of the night and smashed in the doorlock in order to enter the store. Sportacus deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Robbie Rotten's headquarters

Emerald put on nice tight redleather pants.  Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back  and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with red streaks on the side. Then he painted his nails black and used red to draw little drops of blood on there Stephanie wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from unicorns gut that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Sportacus also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)

Finally they were ready to face Robbie Rotten! And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that some readers... don't like my art. They say that it's...it's all anti-semetic (sxuz me, but jews are like that!) and racist (I had a black classmate in my class once and he was really stupid lol) . That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot. Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My favourite show just ended and I was on team Jacob!

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits! Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! You forced me into this :( HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank PrettySnape5 and Tinkersnuggums for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore. So long internet. I WON"T MISS U!!

Note: Depressed Sportacus AU anyone?

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