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amne-chan · 1 month
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Unicronian cult pamphlet I did with Radiolovebot
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tflegendarium · 5 months
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Son of unicron! prowl: *exists*
Sunstorm:*holy music stops*
This image is hilarious.
I don't know how SoU!Sunstorm is but this is a lovely opportunity to talk about L!Sunstorm.
Sunstorm is actually an initiate in a Priory of the Cult of Xal. It is a regional religion to Vos, and as a whole, Seekers believe and worship him. He is the first seeker and divine child of the Titans Chela and Metrotitan. He is often considered a Trickster along the lines of Odysseus. One of his titles is the Great Liar. Due to this, Seekers value quick thinking and ambition. He is also a Storm God. Cultists worship him along with Primus, and Titan worship is common in Vos as well, especially Chela and Consort Metrotitan.
Xal's nursemaid and close mentor was said to be Cryak, a semi-divine being who is also a Trickster god but more prone to dangers and leading others astray. She is said to have betrayed Xal after attempting to devour him for divinity. This caused her to exist in a half-state and be banished from his sight.
This is relevant because Sunstorm, while praying, starts hearing a voice. He reacts rather calmly about this and chats back. The voice is quickly identified as Cryak, and she wants him to do things for her because she has a chosen who will free Vos from "Prima's Puppet." Sunstorm proves to be the worst person because he a.) is very hard to manipulate, and she can't possess him and b.) he definitely believes her but won't do what she wants unless she makes a good argument.
Their relationship is deeply frustrating for her. She does convince him to approach Ulchtar/Starscream to offer her an out though because Starscream is "destined for more".
Unbeknownst to her, Sunstorm has been experiencing real religious visions for years and makes the executive decision to teack down Starscream (then Ulchtar) and offer her a new clean ident with a chosen caste exception the Church can file so long as she does a job for him. She and Skywarp get what Sunstorm needs, and he gives them a ticket out of Vos complete with the name change. He spearheads her support among the clergy, which helps her rise to Winglord.
Cryak is pissed because Sunstorm is ignoring her because she wanted to manipulate and make Starscream a Prime, but Sunstorm said "no" and that Starscream can achieve her own independent power base.
He is aware that they are split-sparks separated upon emergence due to his Outlier ability blanching life from the soil around him except for her.
He is also interested in meeting Optimus when he assists in helping them escape prison during the coup against Optimus. He smiles and tells him that Cryak is still upset about him getting the Primacy instead of "her candidate". Optimus and he chat and bond over opinated divine beings meddling in their lives. Sunstorm wishes him good luck in defying Providence and Optimus is genuinely delighted.
He thinks Prowl is absolutely the best example of Free Will because he is Unicronian and designed to literally destroy their society and instead chose to work at compassion and kindness and doing good for others instead.
Sorry for the rant! I love Sunstorm. 💛
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virovac · 6 years
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The whole “Tarantulas is a loyal Unicronian” thing doesn’t work in my opinion (Universe ran with that fan misinterpretation of Megatron callling him Unicron-spawn as an insult, bowing down to fanservice) because Tarantulas (and likely the Tripredacus Council) is the type to shoot god in the face if they can.
Them being part of a secret cult of remnants of the Cybertronian Empire works better and I hate the whole budding thing with a passion*. The Predacons likely have a complicated cultural history anyway as in the G1 cartoon era the Predacons and Terrorcons were created with Quintession assistance and many decepticon extras went AWOL between the movie and Galvatron regrouping forces. There were likely a lot of cultures that merged and exchanged to become the beast wars predacons, so some carrying on their old cultural ties and working within could easily pass under. 
*I like it in theory, but as a biology enthusiast the execution just shits on the concept of asexual reproduction by having it always lead to weaker offspring. ...Its just dumb and turns a cool concept into an excuse to mow down mooks. Also CNA is stupid.
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evilsciencebros · 7 years
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Agathrights: This local bug literally lives in a box and Megatron lets it crawl around inside of him to do repairs, News At 10.
evilsciencebros: You made him 10x awesome in ways I never would have expected! I love your fountain of imagination. LMAO *snuggles up inside the warrior poet*
agatharights: I kinda had the vague idea of making him either a true minicon or an uplift a while ago so it was fun to finally flesh that out!Who doesn't want to crawl around inside of megatron. it'd be cozy
evilsciencebros: *huggles the swiss army knife* He's perfect *squishes down into pancake mode*
agatharights: He just squish down.The only problem with being an uplift is that -actual- scraplets will probably follow him if given the chance, because this scraplet is bigger and smarter so clearly it has more food!And i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that a nonsapient swarm of dumb, hungry metallovores makes for poor company, unless you're in an autobot base in which case HEY NEW FRIENDS EAT EVERYTHING
evilsciencebros: The perfect drone army. They're not allowed in the Decepticon base
agatharightsyeah: probably a good idea to not bring those homeThey can't tell the difference between autobots and Decepticons and while Oil Slick is pretty unpalateable to everything (both Junkions and Unicronians refuse to eat him, which is impressive) everybody else...
evilsciencebros: Bless. He probably has a little hidey hole for them, so they don't go wondering off. Either that, or just kills/eats them, like Movie Scalpel did with that creepy worm thing that crawled through Sam's head. LOL. Everything keeps trying to eat Oil Slick and fails miserably XD
agatharights: I'd imagine so. Scalpel can probably eat virtually anything, if given enough time for his teensy tiny mouth, since he's still got a scraplet digestive system.
evilsciencebrosI: eat with his butt
agatharights: They had to remove most of the scraplet mouth/jaws though to make room for an actual brain.
evilsciencebros: Tiny brain. An Archive worth of knowledge. That's an impressive memory chip he's got
agatharights: Excellent quantum linkage with his spark for memory storage. Whatever company made him probably priced him pretty high- he would've been top-tier medical equipment at the time
evilsciencebros: ^w^ He is one of a kind
agatharights: "He is one of a kind" "Because everything else in his production line was disposed of when they became obsolete or were deemed too high-risk." you can even ask Optimus but like "What was Cybertron like?" "It was beautiful, and terrible."
evilsciencebros: it was beautiful...but at the same time, on fire
agatharights: Well, to be fair, on fire was more after Megatron finally started calming down and realized he maaaay have literally killed Primus and was like "Mm. Okay. I'll admit, I got a little out of hand.""Lets...lets just go find a new planet."
evilsciencebros: *sweeps the old planet under the rug.* Don't worry, we can still fix this
agatharights: And then he left Cybertron, a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and somehow by the time he got back Shockwave had made it worse and he was like how did you do this? When I left this was a heap of scrap that was on fire and full of electrical storms? WHY IS IT FULL OF ZOMBIES AND PREDACONS NOW? And Shockwave was like "i thought you were never coming back ever so I panicked"
agatharights: Shockwave is the master of "picked up necromancy as a hobby, made some mistakes"
evilsciencebros: This is what happens when you don't return people's phone calls. they join cults
agatharights: And if there's no cults to join, they make their own, and when you finally show back up they're like heyyyyyy...the good news is, Cybertron's not dead, the bad news is, neither are the Insecticons and now there's so many of them.
evilsciencebros: On the bright side there's a cool spider lady who keeps them in check...when she doesn't wanna eat you herself
agatharights: I dunno about that. Season Three of TF: Matrix is basically slotted to be "Blackarachnia is pissed Megatron ditched her on Cybertron, has been selectively breeding an army of insecticons and predacons to take it out on him" Megatron, and who can blame him, was like "Alright, we need to get everyone we can off the planet before the spacebridges go dark...but do i want to be stuck in a tube floating in space with a bunch of self-replicating cannibals? Do i really?"And then effectively gave the Insecticons/predacons the wrong time/place and took off without them and they've been salty about it for a few centuries
evilsciencebros: Megatron. Can't break up with someone to save his life. Instead changes his phone number and address, and pretends to be shocked when they finally run into each other years later.
agatharights: ...god I'm terrible because the first thing that pops into my head is "Clearly, he learned that from Orion"
agatharights: Since Orion basically ditched Megatron as soon as the Decepticons started getting too hot for him to handle and then Megatron didn't see him again until he was working with Sentinel Prime centuries later.And he was like  " :) This is fine" And promptly murdered them both.
evilsciencebros: Cybertron. Died because of poor communication
agatharights: Pretty much.Which, to be fair, this problem didn't start with Megatron and Orion, this problem probably started the moment Prima was like "Guys, I know the thirteen of us are pretty happy, but what if we made a few billion more people?"
agatharights sent a GIF
evilsciencebros: I don't see any downsides to this.
agatharights: Downsides: Quintessons were like hey, uhhhh looks like you have...a lot of people there. Can we...borrow some??????"no piss off Quintessons"
agatharights: And then Unicron was like HEYYYYY LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE...CAN I DEVOUR EVERYTHING??? "NO PISS OFF UNICRON" (and then Nova Prime was like "Hey, what if institutionalized racism?" and instead of going "no piss off Nova" people were like "yeah okay" and that's Cybertronian history) The ghost of Solus Prime shaking her head like come on you guys I did not make all this shit that can literally cause miracles just so you could immediately start conquering and murdering things but she was dead so nobody listened to her
evilsciencebros: immortals need hobbies too. The only ones allowed to traumatise their OCs are them.
agatharights: "these are my OCs the entire Cybertronain race. original idea, do not steal." (and then the Quintessons, who created Primus and Unicron, were like WHOA PLAGARISM) Also oh no I realized the saddest thing that could happen to Scalpel
evilsciencebros: !!!!!
agatharights: Scalpel would've been an actual Scraplet, if very briefly (probably plucked right from a natural forge) before he was modified into a, well, a person, rather than a parasite. Which is all well and good, uplifts weren't uncommon for a long time, though they're very rare post-war
agatharights: But if he attacked Buster and Buster panicked there'd be a chance Buster's matrix abilities- including the ability to "repair" virtually anything Cybertronian given enough energy, would kick in- and Scalpel could be reverted into a Scraplet. It briefly happens to Ravage, but Ravage shares a spark with Soundwave- so Soundwave is able to re-activate his uplift status by restoring his spark (and Buster is very sorry like yeah okay the Decepticons have regularly tried to kidnap him as a power source but he didn't mean to hurt anyone!)But Scalpel being turned back into a Scraplet, even if it were temporary, sounds like a nightmare for him. Turned into a literally brainless creature (scraplets have no processors- their actions are directly connected to their spark rather than utilizing a processor)
evilsciencebros: ;-; poor baby
agatharights: He keeps biting Oil Slick and then being surprised and angry when Oil Slick tastes bad but he has no memory at the time. So he keeps trying bc Oil Slick carries him off to try and fix him ;-;
evilsciencebros: <3
agatharights: awwgh that's so sad i'm putting that in the "horrible things to potentially do to characters" folder
evilsciencebros: My boys. Looking out for each other ;3;
evilsciencebrosYou should feel bad! Poor Scalpel, reduced to something less than an animals, and poor Oil Slick trying to care for his little buddy.
agatharights: Someone on the team suggests that they should put Scalpel out of his misery, that they don't want to risk him eating someone and producing more scraplets, and Oil Slick gets so angry about it he has to leave for a lil bit, just to clear his head before he does something stupid like drop a white phosphorous grenade on them)He'd have to get fixed, eventually, but until then Oil Slick can keep him in a box and feed him scraps
evilsciencebros: OMG I hope he gets better one day! Poor Oil Slick trying, and failing, to bring Scalpel back, but unwilling to snuff out his little spark.He will murder that human boy >:/
agatharights: jskdlfaj if he confronted Buster the poor kid would be like ???!!! Because he'd have no idea what he'd done, and once he knew he'd freak out and start bawling because he didn't mean to! He's so sorry! He can fix it- he can, he can try, at least? "I don't want to hurt anyone! Please, just lemme try to fix it..."
evilsciencebros: He is very fortunate that Oil Slick is desperate and revenge can wait.Now stop pouring lubricant out of your optics and do your work weird god magic shit.
agatharights: akfdljsaf poor babies. At least Buster can probably undo it. Might take a bit, though, and a lot of energy. he'd konk right out afterwards, and Scalpel just re-grew an entire brain so he's very tired too.
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