#tumblr: hey you can say fuck but you cant say s/ex. or b/ooty

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‪a couple days ago i saw someone say that freddy is guillermos “starter boyfriend” so he can be prepared for nandor which like. first off??? ????? second off do you think guillermos never been w someone? do you think hes a virgin???? you think those vampires would have even hesitated for a single moment to tear him apart if he was?????? do you not remember his virgin friend jeremy who was such a virgin they could smell it on him and had to hold themselves back bc he was for the orgy? do you think they could have lasted 10 minutes w guillermo let alone 10 years? i dont

#yes this is why i googled vampire o/rgy. no i am not very bright #i mean. you can argue he went and found someone to have s/ex w as soon as he became one but then id remind you that hes catholic #which isnt to say catholics cant or dont have one night stands but id think the catholic guilt would be less if it was s/ex with a partner #rather than a stranger #idk i just dont like the idea of being like this relationship is meaningless its just preparing you for this guy <3 #which prob isnt the intended message from that but thats how it reads to me :/ #wwdits #LMAOOO THIS DIDNT POST IN THE TAG BC I SAID A NO NO WORD #tumblr: hey you can say fuck but you cant say s/ex. or b/ooty