youtube has figured out that edits of megan thee stallion interviews are the only thing that is gonna get me to actually watch youtube shorts and is now spamming me with them.
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I wanna make broth from the ribs of all the celebrities that’s had them removed for a snatched waist.
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I don’t really have “be picky about apartment location” money but this is the first place I’ve lived with no walkable breakfast joint near me and it is devastating.
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I’d bet money that is was an autistic person who created River dancing.
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i'm so cold in da freezer
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how the world looks2 me when I change my layout
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ahhh I don't want to stop tumblring but my back hurts being disabled sucks it's also 1 am so prob should go to bed but I nevermind night punks
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Bye guys I’m gonna go hang out with my friends
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Baby oil is just the best skin care product? Huh?
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i'll upload my character profiles here once life gives me a break. until then... this blog won't mean much to anyone who doesn't already know them! so tragic
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The first conspiracy theory probably pre-dates the first lie.
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Now when I see discourse on here, I feel grateful for the knowledge that I am better than all the discoursers and can have a peaceful time living loving laughing and being super fucking gay
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whenever someone says "thank you" for doing something, does anyone else have this unspoken rule of
no problem: this task wasn't too out of the way for me and i'm glad to help
you're welcome: bitch you're lucky i'm nice
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Gods above I hate thinking about how much fun Shakespeare would have had if I told him the details of my life
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