#tragic! extremely annoying and irrelevant couple were desperately sexy thirteen years ago

[july-19th-club]

huge guy tiny girl is potentially the worst of the contemporary romance scene tropes but i have to admit that in the halycon days of samruby i did kind of get into it a little bit

#mostly bc modern tinygirl is like. sooooooo delicate and quirky #ruby's a weird lying little freak . little miss knife apocalypse ride em cowboy . i regret to say there's an appeal #not like. for ME. but for somebody #okay maybe for me. not like AS tinygirl just as like. a third party who's only here to hatefuck #and it goes without saying but ONLY in 2008 . there's an expiration date on this fantasy but that's why it works in the first place #there's a hungry stupid sweaty violence practically oozing off the screen & it would be delicious exactly once and then immediately get old #what i mean is. samruby is only compelling because those two were visibly salivating every time they were on screen together #but girl why . he shouldve been a work fling babe . that should not have been the one you settled on #tragic! extremely annoying and irrelevant couple were desperately sexy thirteen years ago