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Headcanons of Edd, Matt, Tord, Tom, Patryk and Paul coming across their S/o, who is holding Minus!Tord in their arms and appearantly has befriend him?

Any of the guys: Whatcha got there?

S/O, holding Minus!Tord: A smoothie

..............

Edd

At first he's like "WOAH COOL ALIEN DEMON TORD!!!"

But since Minus Tord is an alternate version of his ex-friend, Edd's understandably wary of his intentions.

The little guy reassures him he's not gonna take over the world. He's been hanging out with you and learning about cool earth things(tm).

He's got stories to share about other Minus mods likes himself (ie Minus Tricky, Zardy, etc.). They're all just creatuers who live simple existences.

All in all Edd's cool with Minus Tord...except the latter's appetite for bacon (an all-too-familiar problem Edd and the real Tord had way back when).

Matt

"Awwww tiny Tord you're so cute omg!!"

"Matt, please-"

He thinks Minus Tord is the cutest little thing and is 100% harmless.

At least until he tries petting his horns/hair and the devilish creature bites him in return.

Cut to Matt crying hysterically as you try to bandage his bleeding fingers (think of that Camp Camp scene when David got his hand stabbed by a pocket knife) while Minus Tord stands nearby in annoyance.

"Be lucky it wasn't your face."

Tord

"Ah, I see there's more of me for you to love now."

He just has the biggest grin as he sees this little demon creature in your arms tho he thinks he (Tord) should be the one in your arms instead.

He'd def teach Minus Tord all about human weaponry and would be awestruck when the latter shows off Minus Tordbot.

Tord jokes about trying to take over the world again but Minus Tord would rather cuddle with you and take a nap-

In a way, your bf's a dad now.

Tom

*screams in terror* "GET YOUR DOG B I T C H"

"He don't bite-"

"YES HE DO."

Minus Tord is just as bad as the real deal--not to mention being an attention hog who drags you away to show off his inventions.

So Tom threatens him with a harpoon, which terrifies Minus Tord (not bc of the connection to the harpoon that destroyed Tordbot, but bc human weaponry in general scares him).

Ofc it backfires as he just runs into your arms and you glare at Tom.

Patryk

"Since when did our leader become so....short?"

Minus Tord takes full offense but you manage to calm him down.

"Pat here is a pilot...didn't you say you piloted your own robot head?"

And that's how a friendship formed between them.

While swapping aircrafts for a day, Pat had zero clue on how to fly Minus Tordbot and nearly crashes it a few times.

And Minus Tord was confused by all the controls of the plane and flew into another cloudberg.

Paul

He's seen weird stuff during his time in the Red Army.

But a mini devilish version of his leader?? Who also sings??? That's strange as hell.

Minus Tord would prob take advantage of his confusion and order him to do random shit (and Paul would bc he doesn't know wtf to do).

Tho you intervene and pick him up like "hey, no bossing my bf around..only Tord or I get to do that."

You wink at Paul, who blushes a bit but says nothing.

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