#to merging. it wasn’t common knowledge that belos was actually a human in tbi and even fewer people knew he was Philip wittebane

[boygirlctommy]

ALSO i was a lawyer in a trial (it was specifically called a mock-trial, nothing about this was legal but it was important to us) and I have no fucking clue what I was supposed to be proving. There wasn’t even another lawyer it was just me out there.

#my post #also we were renting out the basement of a restaurant to hold it in #we would all meet there every evening #i think they were just hashing out 400 year old drama #oh also this took place in the merged human and demon realms (this is somehow the same dream as the last one) #and the merging of realms somehow brought a handful of old graves field residents back from the dead #the 3 major undead players were this GIANT man who could remove his head who admitted to stabbing Caleb wittebane #and a lady who was accused of MURDERING Caleb #and the lady’s dad who was all-too willing to accept that she killed a man #i of course knew who ACTUALLY had killed Caleb #because I was. a conspiracy theorist/history nerd human that had become trapped in the boiling isles temporarily as the worlds grew closer #to merging. it wasn’t common knowledge that belos was actually a human in tbi and even fewer people knew he was Philip wittebane #anyways the giant man was up on the stand (we had no stand. he just stood next to me) and he. told quite a story. #apparently he’d gotten into an argument with Caleb (who was holding THE knife) and gotten angry #and so took Caleb’s knife holding arm. twisted it around. and tried to stab him in the head. #this didn’t go well and Caleb then tried to stab him in the. not quite the shoulder more like the collarbone? this also didn’t really work #i blame the weird shape of THE knife. anyways they both backed off when a THIRD person crept up behind caleb #took the knife from his hand #and stabbed him in the back. #the giant claimed that the third person was the lady. the lady went up on the stand and was cryinggggg and her dad was ready to throw her in #prison but I wasn’t convinced (read: I KNEW RHE TRUTH) and the judge decided we’d come back to this tomorrow #as we were leaving I went up to the giant man and asked him one more time who the third person was. he admitted that he didn’t actually know #bitch. anyways then I had to drive my siblings home. #i may or may not have been violet baudelaire. i may have just been a younger version of myself but I’m not sure. #also there was this creepy statue doll thing outside the restaurant that we could see through the basement windows. it looked like it was #smirking down at us. on day 4 of the trial my brother pointed out that it kinda looked like baby belos. hm. didn’t like that. #anyways that was a fun dream. still dunno what I was supposed to be proving bcus I need to emphasize how much the whole Caleb murder thing #was NOT the point of the trial. #oh also the restaurant was important bcus since the realms merged it sat on top of both the location of the old gravesfield courthouse/where #the giants attempted stabbing a went down AND the location of Caleb’s murder in the demon realm. so. uh. there’s that.