#tlb.fangposting

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aro: of course i love all my guards equally! there's jane and alec and –

aro: *looks at smudged writing on his hand* – and retina, dentures, and fellatio! see!

aro: wait, hold on, that can't be right –

#felix volturi #demetri volturi #jane volturi #alec volturi #renata volturi #aro volturi #twilight #twilight renaissance #tlb.fangposting

[lostboys-fangposting]

the volturi kings as wwdits (the show) (pt ii)

aro:

marcus:

caius:

#aro volturi #caius volturi #marcus volturi #twilight #twilight renaissance #tlb.fangposting

[lostboys-fangposting]

do you think edward or jasper ever got a little too cranky while hungry, snapped at a teacher, and carlisle was called?

i'm just picturing a meeting between them and the principal and edboy's face souring as he calls carlisle "dad"

#edward cullen #jasper hale #twilight #twilight renaissance #tlb.fangposting

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tbh i think a lot of the twilight verse vampire world's problems would've been solved if they'd just let caius go nuts

#bc lets be real the romanians and cullens are a massive issue that need to be stopped #and i say this as a petson who LOVES the lore despite the gaping plot holes #maybe i'm biased but caius is a far better leader than aro #he doesnt let his judgement get clouded by his desires (aka carlisle and co) #twilight #twilight renaissance #caius volturi #tlb.fangposting

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another difference between felix and demetri is this:

felix stares (respectfully)

demetri glares (disrespectfully)

#demetri: how DARE you be so attractive #also demetri: how dare this insignifcant HUMAN have no conceivable tenor! #demetri gets it from caius #and felix takes after marcus #felix volturi #demetri volturi #twilight #twilight renaissance #tlb.fangposting

[lostboys-fangposting]

there's a volturi group chat amongst the kings, elite guard, and heidi.

demetri was removed after he sent too many cat memes.

#marcus leaves everybody on read #demetri volturi #volturi #twilight #twilight renaissance #tlb.fangposting

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the volturi elite guard as wwdits (the show) (pt ii)

demetri:

felix:

jane:

alec:

#demetri volturi #felix volturi #jane volturi #alec volturi #twilight #twilight renaissance #tlb.fangposting

[lostboys-fangposting]

hot take: the golden "veggie" vamp eyes are a million times creepier than the normal red irises

#twilight #the cullens #the denali #twilight renaissance #tlb.fangposting

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#heidi loves to hate him #but they're also besties yknow? #demetri volturi #the volturi #twilight renaissance #twilight #twilight meme #tlb.fangposting

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the volturi elite guard as wwdits (the show)

demetri:

felix:

jane:

alec:

#alec is so hard to place bc we get less from him than jane #like. we know jane's personality but all we get is secondhand info that he's even darker than jane but hides it well #but tbh i think alec is still a pre-teen/teenage boy underneath it all #and amongst the volturi it shows the most. bc that's where he's most comfortable #on the other hand i think jane is a misanthrope no matter the circumstances #or at least most of the time. the joy she shows publicly is different from the joy she experiences in private with alec let's just say that #demetri volturi #felix volturi #jane volturi #alec volturi #twilight renaissance #twilight #wwdits #tlb.fangposting

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felix, training the lower guard:

#twilight renaissance #twilight #felix volturi #tlb.fangposting

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the volturi elite guard as wwdits (the show) (pt iii)

demetri:

felix:

jane:

alec:

#new headcanon: felix gets into nerf gun fights with alec #felix volturi #demetri volturi #alec volturi #jane volturi #twilight #twilight renaissance #tlb.fangposting

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scent profiles of the volturi part 2/3

felix: salt, leather, rosemary

demetri: moss, honey, cardamom, walnuts

alec: thistle, lavander, begonias, primrose, smoke

jane: thistle, sweet briar, rhododendron, primrose, smoke

#demetri volturi #felix volturi #jane volturi #alec volturi #the volturi #volturi #twilight #twilight renaissance #tlb.fangposting

[lostboys-fangposting]

the volturi elite guard as wwdits (the movie)

demetri:

felix:

jane:

alec:

#felix volturi #demetri volturi #jane volturi #alec volturi #twilight #twilight renaissance #tlb.fangposting

[lostboys-fangposting]

the volturi kings as wwdits (the show)

aro:

marcus:

caius:

#aro volturi #caius volturi #marcus volturi #twilight #twilight renaissance #tlb.fangposting

[lostboys-fangposting]

i bet jane constantly reminds demetri she's older than him

#demetri volturi #jane volturi #twilight #twilight renaissance #tlb.fangposting