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metalbuckaroo · 4 months

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How does a round of Tipsy Thoughts sound? Am tipsy, have thoughts.

#tipsy thoughts w darcy

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metalbuckaroo · 3 years

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I would let Bucky suck gummy worms out of my asshole

Im sorry- what-

#please do not instert gummy worms in your rectum #tipsy thoughts w darcy #bucky barnes #darcy's mini sleepover

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metalbuckaroo · 3 years

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hoe thought #1

imagine dbf!bucky fingering your under a blanket while your cuddled up under a blanket together ‘cause it’s the only one you could find and your both cold’ while your watching a movie with your family who invited bucky in the first place and then whispering some hot ass shit in your ear every now and then and finally say y’all are gonna go make more popcorn and have a quickie in the kitchen while the popcorn pops

that was a lot 😮‍💨🥵

LEMME TELL YOU I NEARLY DROWNED OVER THIS- But hear me out- you started teasing him first and he just had enough of it 😏 you family is completely oblivious bc its BUCKY, good ole, sweet and caring, Bucky who is just being nice and sharing his fuckin blanket and not whispering filth in your ear while he is lazily fingering you.

The same bucky who just wants to be a sweetheart and assist you with the drinks and snacks- but instead bends you over the kitchen counter with his hand clamped over your mouth, muttering some shit like "gotta be quiet, sweet girl. Don't want 'em to know how filthy you really are."

Bc fuck me if that's not hot asf

#tipsy thoughts w darcy #bucky barnes #bucksdoll

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metalbuckaroo · 3 years

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Three drinks in, rewatching CAWS and all I can think ab is getting fucked by Bucky with that mask on.

Like, he's stressed, ready to he home with his girl. Slamming the door behind him when he walks in, stripping himself of everything BUT the mask on his way down the hall, his tactical gear strewn on the floor. Just to not even give you time to get undressed before he's ripping whatever clothing is in his way of burying himself in you before lifting you against the wall and just railing you.

His praises of you take me so well and you're always ready for me pretty girl, are muffled by the thick mask and you can't even answer from your dizzy-headed state.

Am I the only one? Yeah, probably. Its suddenly very hot in here. Whew, it's gonna be a long ass night.

#im sweating #that mask does things to me #darcy's mini sleepover #tipsy thoughts w darcy

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metalbuckaroo · 3 years

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I just skidded (I think thats a word I'm not sure rn) down my front fucking yard. Pretty sure I broke my back. Lessons were learned.

#this post is basically a reminder for myself when i wonder why tf i have bruises in the morning #im ok though #tipsy thoughts w darcy

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metalbuckaroo · 3 years

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congrats on 800 followers!! may I please request a song that makes you feel like you’re falling in love? (with bucky or whoever your dream person is) i’m curious to see what song you think of😊

Tysm 🥰🥰

In general; just bucky- I feel like Northern Italy by Margaux Beylier, its soft, slow paced. That man really just needs some love and you just give it to him without a second thought.

Buuuuut, the different AU's I get different vibes for. So, below the cut is some more thst i can think of off the top of my head since the sleepover is coming to an end.

Biker!Bucky would be Can't Stop This Thing We Started by Bryan Adams; bc honestly it started as something to happen once, but damn if you just can't stop it from happening again and again.

DBF!Bucky: Video Games by Lana Del Rey; for obvious reasons, the age gap and it happens fast and hard.

Bestfriend!Bucky: Bubble Gum by Clario; its gradual, happens over time due to him getting use to having someone wanting to be around him. But when it does, it's like a storm coming in all at once.

#bucky barnes #music reccs #biker!bucky #dbf!bucky #darcy's mini sleepover #mini sleepover #tipsy thoughts w darcy

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metalbuckaroo · 3 years

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Got DBF!Bucky on my mind.

Specifically sex in the bath w dbf!bucky.

Thats it. That's the post.

Tipsy Mini-Sleepover

#tipsy thoughts w darcy #dbf!bucky

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metalbuckaroo · 3 years

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Lessons that have been learned tonight:

Answering asks while tipsy in bathtubs is v dangerous

I am the naked window neighbor

I have the attention span of a penny

I need to quit restarting everything

My roommate "won't be kink shamed by a man who wears Jesus sandals and corduoy."

#his bf wears jesus sandals #and cordruoy #tipsy thoughts w darcy

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metalbuckaroo · 3 years

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id let the winter soldier drink milkshake out of my ass

Honey. I hate to tell you this. But I don't think that's milkshake.

#tipsy thoughts w darcy #what is going on with my nonnies

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metalbuckaroo · 3 years

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Okay but anytime I see Seb with his beard ANS I see the white hair he has, I go feral. So dilf Bucky where reader just wants to kiss him at all times😩🤤😮‍💨

That fuckin white patch is perfection-

Being his kids teacher and at the parent teacher meeting you scheduled with him; all you can think ab is the beard burn and he can tell your not paying one bit of attention to anything thats being said

So, naturally, he ends up at your house showing you just what the beard burn is like

(This one kinda suxks I apologize)

#tipsy thoughts w darcy #bucky barnes

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metalbuckaroo · 3 years

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Sour gummy worms so it stings a bit

OH MY GOD THERES TWO IM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS

@vanillanaps COME GET THEM, IM SCARED

#tipsy thoughts w darcy #MY MIND IS FRAGILE #gummy worm nonnie

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metalbuckaroo · 3 years