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idk if you've done this. but—nsfw head canons for erejean threesome? 👀

no, i haven't answered this yet!! thank you for asking because i desperately wanna talk about this 😫

kinda tbaw jean/eren but also kinda just general jean/eren threesome headcanons

also sorry this is REALLY horny i'm super drunk rn

eren&jean

this is definitely eren's idea. he proposes it as a joke, but doesn't back down when jean takes it seriously

i think eren is initially intimidated by the size of jean's dick, so he proves himself by making you cum with his fingers and his tongue as many times as he can

they definitely keep score for who can make you cum the most 💀

once they start having sex with you i think their attitude completely switches up from being competitive to cooperative

jean fucks you first because you've already been sleeping with eren for a while so he wants to help coach jean through it

you're leaning with your back pressed against eren's chest while jean fucks you. eren's holding your legs open with one hand while his other hand is swirling on your clit and egging jean on she gets so fucking tight when she cums -- can you feel it?

eren gets really turned on by the way you squirm and the sight of your pussy stretching out around jean's dick and he's grinding up against your ass until he finally asks if he can put it in

you guys have to switch positions to find something comfy and eventually decide on: jean on his back, you straddling his hips, and eren standing off the bed between jean's legs -- that's the only way you can get both dicks in you at once

you don't even have to move, both boys are just fucking you while you hold still and try not to explode from the feeling of having two cocks in you at once

jean cums first and eren absolutely gloats about it afterwards

(in a world where ass-to-pussy doesn't cause issues) when jean pulls out, eren switches to your pussy and loses his mind about how wet you are and how he's gonna fuck both his and jean's cum so deep in you

eren/jean

jean is definitely more comfortable w his sexuality than eren. he's fucked around with guys, maybe he's had a boyfriend or two, but eren has strictly only done drunken one night stands because he has a lil bit of internalized homophobia

but jean is very nice about it and encourages eren to jerk him off just close your eyes and pretend its your dick but then gets angry when eren is too rough

then jean shows him how it's done and the two boys are jerking each other off in front of you 👀

when they kiss it's rough, like they're trying to bite each other and they're moaning and groaning, gripping each other's cocks tightly until eren pulls away and is like we're here to fuck her not each other

i think jean makes eren suck him off and is kinda rough about it. revels in the way that eren chokes on his cock with a fistful of his hair in his hand like awww can't take it? is it too big, eren?

they switch so you can sit on eren's face while jean is sucking him off and eren nearly loses it and has to shove jean's face away

similar position to before: jean on his back, you in his lap, and eren between jean's legs -- but this time, eren fucks jean 👀

#eren #jean #tiff.ask #tiff.drunk #eren.hc #jean.hc

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don’t leave the eren girlies waiting 😩 what are his kinks?

askkkk and you shall receive!! i’m quite drunk rn so these might be a lil more all over the place (and more horny)

eren jaeger kinks

sexting/phone sex

he’d love doing this i just KNOW IT. especially sexting. i think he’d love to be able to look back on old messages to see how worked up you get, even when he’s nowhere near you

he’d love sending you videos of him jerking off and getting sexy pictures or videos in return. hearing you whimper and whine as you finger yourself, thinking about how much better it’d feel if he was there with you

the fact that he can get you off without even being in the room is like an ego thing for him too and also…..

edging

i feel like he’d love getting you all worked up from his words and then be like nuh uh, don’t cum without me and make you wait until you’re together to get off

he’d also love finding stupid reasons to punish you. like maybe if you were talking to another guy a lil too long at the bar he’d be like why don’t you ask him to get you off?? until you’re begging for him to let you cum

praise

i feel like this goes both ways. he loves praising you and being nice and encouraging, but alsooooo he loves being called a good boy 🥺

loves it when you tell him he’s doing a good job, eren you make me feel so good, beg him to fuck you

makes him feel so happy and wanted and that’s why he’s such a giver in the bedroom so he even if you can’t use your words 😏 he can always tell based on your sounds that he’s doing a good job

exhibitionism

this kinda ties in w edging too because he loves teasing you in public. rubbing you thru ur panties under the table at a restaurant, or making you sit on his lap at the beach when he’s hard and grinding you back and forth against him

if he thinks he can get away w it, he’s absolutely sliding ur bikini to the side and slipping his cock inside of you. even if he can’t fully fuck you, i think the cockwarming alone would drive him absolutely INSANE

he’d be grabbing you and panting against your neck like fuck baby you feel so good — i wanna fuck you right now, infront of all these people — let them see how good you are for me

free use

his ultimate fantasy is just being able to fuck you anytime the need arises. whether you’re out at the grocery store or hanging out at a friends house, he wishes he could just bend you over and fill you with him cum and then continue w the rest of your day like it’s totally normal

if you live together, fully expect him to just lift you up on the counter bury his face between your legs just because. he doesn’t care that you’re in the middle of making dinner, he wants to eat you out

and if YOU did the same to him?! omg he would cry. if he’s watching sports on tv and you just kneel down on the ground infront of him, palming at his cock while he tries to focus on the game, and then finally slipping him out of his sweats and into your mouth??? 😫

#eren #lmao at first i wrote jean #then i was like no no this is supposed to be about eren #so then i wrote eren kirstein 💀💀💀 #i also forgot to mention in my jean kinks post that i think he’d be into bondage/shibari #because it’s also like aesthetic and artistic and he’s an artist #sry i’ve got jean on the brain rn this is supposed to be an eren post 💀 #tiff.ask #tiff.drunk #eren.hc

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god i fucking love hockey

#tiff.drunk

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OMG OKAY your friends n bf reading tbaw is EVERYTHING TO MEEEEE IM SORRY I LOVE THAT SO MUCHH WKFJKDKD how are you not DYING???

omg i actually love it because my bf and my friend got together the other day and they were chatting about tbaw like it was a real book and i was so like 🥺🥺🥺🥺

but the out loud reading of the smut scene by my other friend was a bit much 💀

#tiff.ask #tbaw.fic #aot #tiff.drunk

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feeling very spicy after having half a 26 of rum w my mojitos so i cannot WAIT to tackle some of these thirsts in my inbox 🥴

#fml honestly 💀 #drink in moderation folks #tiff.op #tiff.drunk

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hi drunk tiff !! it's drunk porco fucker here <3 i hope you're doing well bae 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

omg babe i am doing SOOOOO well 💀

i was just chatting w a once removed friend and he’s seen oppenheimer 3 times!!!!! but has not seen black mirror once i was like……. my dude???

#tiff.ask #tiff.drunk #moot.porcofucker🥞

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my other bsf is coming to join us at the cabin and he doesn't know about my little fanfic hobby 👀 but seeing as how i haven't been able to shut up about it these past two weeks, i'm gonna have to tell him

curious to see what he thinks............ i will keep you updated

#i almost told him a few weeks ago on a roadtrip #but i chickened out #he's a big audiobook guy #has listened to a court of thorns and roses by sarah j maas💀 #so he knows about the existence smutty books #and he's seen 1 ep of aot #so he knows who eren is at least #tiff.op #tiff.drunk

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felt inspired and drank a beer (which i never do) in ur honor miss tiff 🫡

omg hell yeah!! 🍻

i hope your beer was delicious and do not let my poor behaviour influence you into doing smthn u don’t wanna do 🥺

#i’m one of those ppl that doesn’t drink during the week #but then gets blackout wasted every weekend #and while on vacay i’m constantly intoxicated #not great for my body but i’m having a fun time??? #tiff.ask #tiff.drunk

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happy 10 drinks!! i need to be 10 drinks in with porco rn

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porco would be a menace to get drunk with!! i feel like he would constantly wanna do shots and his cheeks would be so flushed red and his hair would fall in his face but he’d be like no no no let’s do a keg stand

and he’d slur his words and he’d need to wrap his arm around you to stay upright but he’s still the guy rallying everyone to play beer pong because he’s competitive and he needs win even if he’s dry heaving between every shot 💀💀💀

porco is such a frat boy in my head i feel like he’d be the ultimate party boy 🥳

#porco #tiff.ask #tiff.drunk #moot.porcofucker🥞

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hello all!! i might be slow w responding to asks/chaotic when i do because my roomies and i are attempting to drink 20 beers each today soooooo 😬 wish me luck!!

#incoming #tiff.op #tiff.drunk

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wyd if you open comms and i pay for u to write zeke fluff

oooo zeke fluff!! god you guys are gonna make me open comms aren't you 😫

(also fun fact but my fiance actually looks kinda like zeke 👀 blonde, tall, beard, round glasses.............. why do i always headcanon zeke as an asshole when my finance is a sweetie??? what does this say about me???)

#because she needs her own tag atp #tiff.ask #tiff.drunk

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