#this song is so stupid im obsessed with it 💖

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Good lord HOWDY and good morning to you and our toxic king <3 but I am dying at disappearing act reader who plans for WEEKS maybe months to escape this dude, gets off the grid in a pretty impressive way for a little civilian girl (Konig is impressed, but it’s still child’s play to find her for a guy like him), leaves him a long ass letter about why she’s leaving and TO NOT COME LOOKING FOR HER all caps, bold, underline. And konig in the Miette meme voice is all “a game of chase?! For me?!” And then only when reader is absolutely devastated when he finds her is he like…..ah. Well then. “He already won her heart once - he’ll do it again” which is so damn threatening I love that line, congrats on your stupid wonderful writing IM OBSESSED

Oh my GOD are you kidding me 💖

Has mixed feelings when König comes to her and makes hot love to her, cuddles her to bruises every night and she knows she's going to miss him. But it's just too much, this just won't do, she has to go back to normal, get this guy out of her head.

I mean. Ahahaha she doesn't have a CHANCE.

Poor girl, thinks so so hard if it could truly be done, if there's hope for her still... Makes the decision, draws out plans, has maps under her bed and a bug out bag at ready, lots of cash to start a new life somewhere far away...

It was just a crazy little episode in her silly little life. Just a crazy horny killer dude from Austria...

She leaves when he's on a mission, sneaks out and tells no one where she's going, travels light, takes the long route to her pretty new apartment where everything is normal and *safe* and calm. Wears a beanie and sunglasses outside, dresses differently, and a few days pass... she starts to relax. He hasn't found her – her little runaway plan actually worked!

She hugs a pillow every night, secretly yearns for him, but stays strong – it's better this way, surely. Puts up some cute lil curtains she just bought to herself as a treat, there's tea on her table as she dances to a song and decorates her new place, soon she will look for a new job at an internet cafe, then out from the window she sees something chillingly familiar...

In walks König, and it seems even the birds have gone silent, the sun goes into a cloud, and he stands there at her door, barely fits to straighten to his full height under that frame, his ice blue eyes creasing in the depths of the hood – of course he's smiling. And then he tilts his head, terror and lust pool in her stomach again as he says......

...And she despises herself for the first thought she's having, the unchecked little whisper...

He came for me.

"Found you."

((Anon the "A game of chase? For me?!" has me dying, I'm wheezing))

#answered #yandere könig #toxic könig #he wreaks havoc

[bi-bats]

Thank you @this-was-a-terrible-idea for the tag!!!

Rules: answer the questions and tag 9 people

favorite color: forest green (as of rn)

last song I listened to: the all time low cover of Blinding Lights is what spotify says, but I was in a friends car and we definitely were listening to her music so entirely possible that its actually Bet On It from high school musical

last movie I watched: Battle of the supersons with @chipmunkery! Its SO good, it was a rewatch for me but they had never seen it

currently watching: when I was tagged in this I was finishing out Vox Machina. Im also watching a bunch of Dimension20 (coffin run, fantasy high, never after, and mentopolis) and Um, Actually and game changer. Oh, and Im part of the way through the One Piece live action! And I'm about to start My Adventures with Superman

currently reading: oh boy, here we go. Maybe a bulleted list for this one

The Martian by Andy Weir

The Kingdoms by Natasha Pulley

The Cabinet by Kim Un-Su

Pyramids by Terry Pratchett

Hollow by Shannon Watters

When I Grow Up I Want to Be a List of Further Possibilities by Chen Chen

Starling House by Alix Harrow

Death of Superman (so that I can read Reign of the Supermen)

sweet/savory/spicy?: all three i could literally never pick

currently craving: god EVERYTHING I AM CRAVING EVERYTHING I WANT TO EAT SPICY FOOD AND FATTY FOOD AND SWEET FOOD BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE IM HAVING HEALTH PROBLEMS AND IT FUCKING SUCKS I MISS SPICY FOOD SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭

coffee or tea?: COFFEE, ANOTHER THING I MISS BECAUSE MY STUPID STOMACH okay sorry for losing it life is hard rn

relationship status: in a relationship 💖

current obsession: my own book, actually! And I can feel star trek creeping back in 😂

Alright!! No pressure tagging: @generatorcat @river9noble @waffleinator-inator @cheetahleopard @ragnarokhound @cleromancy @becausereasons7 @chipmunkery @felinemotif and sorry if any of you have already done it!! 💚💚💚💚

#tag games #bibatrambles

[fruitybashir]

I absolutely loved the last chapter but I'm sooooo sad this fic is finished. It was a pretty constant thing in my life for the last four month. Thank you so much. 💞💟

But I feel a little bit stupid because even after I've read the last chapter I still don't understand the bonus spoiler. The miss piggy pic?

thank you sooooo much 🫶🏻💖 omg four months?? you were here from start to finish omg 🥺💗 oh yeah right!!! i was gonna do a quick explanation but then forgot aha 🤡💀

anyways the spoiler images were meant to say 1) there was foreshadowing 2) the foreshadowing was throughout the fic 3) connect the dots

and the context clues in the fic were:

1. the literal title of the fic

2. this chapter three scene:

3. kris writing dopamin as a confession, so bojans own will parallel that

4. in ch15 kris talks about not wanting to lose their microcosm, exact wording from ne bi smel

-> all those leading to the conclusion being that bojan is gonan write an apology song, which is going to be ne bi smel

aaaand the miss piggy thing hahaha well i did say that was one for the people that really pay attention, bc i know a bunch of you also follow me on my main, where ive been live reporting my descend into madness over ne bi smel bc that song just has permanent residence in my brain and like. the live version just fucking killed me, im never escaping it again. anyways. i posted a screenshot from last.fm and miss piggy is my profile picture there:

basically if youve seen how unhealthy my obsession with that song is.. there was never any doubt about what i would use as finale for the fic lol

#yes i am aware i account for a concerning portion of the listens on last.fm #dont do the math. #save me ne bi smel live from arena stožice .... ne bi smel live from arena stožice save me ............. #inbox #anonymous

[jinkx-monswoon]

OKAY SO I WAS ON THE ROAD WHILE WATCHING THE SEMI AND I DIDNT GET TO LIVE BLOG BUT HERES A SUMMARY OF MY THOUGHTS

- IM SO HAPPY THAT PORTUGAL QUALIFIED THEYRE MY #1

- big sad that latvia didnt qualify though. songs with unusual time signatures are my weakness and i was OBSESSED with the guy at the beginning gettin TURNT on that drum machine

- big MAD that switzerland qualified </3

- if i wasnt in a car during the results i would have burst out laughing at croatia not only qualifying but being FIRST to qualify. like YES. IM SO HAPPY. THEYRE SO FUCKING STUPID I LOVE THESE SILLY OLD MEN

- hey serbia your artist is gnc af 💖

- i didnt understand the hype surrounding finland in the very beginning, but by the time they performed today i was singing along. love them. let's fucking go

#aubrey watches eurovision

[lewisainz]

blessed to be tagged by @dandojpg omgg thank u 🥰

last song: it was either higher by sleep token or untouched by the veronicas i don’t remember now omfg. right now crush by ethel cain is playing 😈

last show: i prefer movies tbh so i think my last show(s) was when i rewatched got & the last kingdom .... but any other time i just cycle through the same like 5 comfort movies for background noise. i watch cars at least once a week i’m not gonna lie 

currently watching: overwatch is sitting open on my tv right now if that counts LOLL earlier i was watching horse racing though :]

currently reading: the last time i read for fun (other than fanfic) was when i started to reread the twilight series last year .... right now im trying to convince myself to read all the fuckign scholarly articles i need to do my final essays so i can get this stupid ass degree next weekend 😭 BUT i also roleplay/write a lot so technically that counts hehe 

current obsession: other than the obvious (f1) i am a hoarder of many trinkets and my room consists mostly of my cinnamoroll collection, monster high, my little pony, my FUCK ton of kpop albums, and hella amounts of makeup & clothes cuz i love fashion too. i am also obsessed with my horse his name is jazz, he hates men and also is a little crazy and he has a mega fuck ton of things at the barn because i like him looking cute and fancy all the time :3 he loves sugar cubes too. oh also if i don’t drink diet pepsi everyday i’d probably be dead 

tagginggg @pursuingsunshine @chownkie @osaka-lilac @skitskatdacat63 if y’all want/aren’t double tagged already  ur more popular than i am 💖

#.rambles #I LOVE TAG GAMES SOO MUCH ITS THE NARCISSIST IN ME #im also nosy i love knowing info about people like yes ..... i will remember this forever

[hueningshaped]

first of all your emoticon for me,,,,,, about to make that become my whole personality😈 also i realized later on that yours should've been with a heart instead,,, the heart just doesn't do you justice you literally radiate love😾 ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊ the only right way!!!😌 the soobin tweet??? why does it look like a mugshot😭😭 but working feels like being imprisoned so it's very on theme ig😐 ofc beffie let's go txt did not create run away for us to just live in these conditions!!!!! stop it i'm lit erally blushing and giggl ing rn.......... ur NOT evil!!!!!!!! i know that you always need to set aside some time to reply!!! you know i will always wait for u💘🫂💖🫶🏻💓 no because the "SICKENING" combined witch the crutches emoji had me laughing so hard😭😭😭 i can't believe instagram would do that to me though. currently walking towards zuckerberg's office with pitchfork in hand😾 i'll send a ss of it along with this ask!!! i get it beffie i always put off listening to new songs for sooooo long😭😭 the only group i follow really closely is txt but the 4th gen girls seem soooo lovely and they're doing so well too!! i still remember when the 3rd gen girls were basically fighting for their lives bc nobody gave them a chance but nowadays they are ON TOP!!! i like ive's music and they seem like such sweet girls too🥹 aside from them i also listen to stayc (run2u and stereotype,,, i'm kissing the forehead of whoever made those songs!!!!) and aespa (i usually don't like their songs (not illusion though!!! absolute banger🫶🏻) on first listen but somehow i hear them everywhere until i get obsessed with them🧎🏻) plus newjeans seem to have very good music!! but i've only heard snippets so far and i'm kind of intimidated by their age they're still babies to me i can't believe how young idols are getting😭😭 NOOOO THE VIDEOS tyun really just left him to fend for himself😭 choi line is so unserious i'm pretty sure they've convinced themselves that bickering is as important as oxygen🤨 AND THE SOOBIN VID you're so right that IS us!! OFC I LISTENED TO THE CB!!!!!!! as expected from txt it was a masterpiece🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 ESPECIALLY RING oh m ygod ring,,,,,, it has been on repeattttt along with hitori no yoru!!! and the mv😧😧😧 it was so different from the korean version and the theories about it are so😵‍💫😵‍💫 what about you beffie!!!!!! here is the first the second and a third one to add onto the one you sent me!!! take care and give ur cats a kiss from me I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!

🤯❤️‍🩹⁉️⁉️ oh my god it’s literaly ben 9 days:?.?.?.!:!2&2&!/:!;! i feel like this is the first time ive been able to breathe for a little hehe :( anyway sheesh…… (im pathetically sorry btw, like very very very sorry) nono the hearts (+sparkles) are for YOU !!!!!! u radiate love 😿 it’s all you for heaven’s sakes… a lotta bit of this .˚ * ⊹ • and ♡ᐝ and boom = APPLE, everything good and nice in this world :”) yes.. work = prison. i want out 🗣 !!!! i think… i think that i’m going to try (as much as this wrenches my heart) to make messages more concise(?) at least in an efficient way so that it tricks my brain into making me answer them first before doing all my stupid monotonous tasks (idk why im set up this way 🥺 wish i could change) i just feel like im making things 100x times worse by doing nothing *cries* anyways i say this all the time so it’s pointless i suppose hehe you’d think by now i’d get myself together 🥺 nyway the last of my intentions was to just take up all my talking with my deprecation anyway haha anyway omg we mob zuckerburg’s office together ? im Down 🥹 (that picture is so funny omg ty 4 sending it to me) twice runs this world <3 twice world domination omg i enjoy those groups’ music too !!!! tho i rlly rlly love stayc im a swith 🫀 moaswith before human hehe and ahhh txt vocals in both songs?!2!2?2?3’!2!2! really appreciate the way soobin’s voice was used 🫶 good job kings 🫶 i cant even make up my mind on what really happened in the music video agh i kinda love it when something is sooo open ended that it can fit multiple theories and there’s room for it to be looked at differently through different perspectives idk the human mind is so :0 when u think about it… at the end of the day we’re just ants on a log idk 😧 i havent a clue as to what has happened since we last spoke since i feel like ive lost track of the entire world it seems 😔 imwsorrymmmm let’s see…. anything new that’s happened in ur life ? 🧐 anything that ur looking forward to or that you’ve got coming up ? 😿 i’d lov to know <3 also one thing i know is selugi solo cb *cue gasp* was there any of the rv solos that you liked more than the others ? i have to know or ill implode jk hehe also i still haven’t seen the new season for talk x today but camping with beomgyu ??? 🥺 sounds so nice hnckdjffjf AND UR LINKS!!1!1!2! ty for forwarding the penguin hyuka agenda 🫡🫡🫡 im respectfully devastated 🫡🫡🫡 the soobin tweet for some reason glitched my phone out so bad i had to restart my phone rn haha made me giggle thanks soob <3 never a dull moment with u guys and the third one disappeared ☹️ nonetheless i hold it all very dear and close to me thank you 🥹 always for thinking of me so nicely though i don’t deserve it ! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’s…. You rock 🫶 these yeonkais are so adorable ouchies 😭 ur links for this 📫: beomgyu cat 💔 bg’s duality 🙀 the snow just like we want 😿😿😿 and us probably in an au and um here’s a song for you that ive become emotionally and physically attached to anyways… i think im rambling and contradicting myself so badly i feel like a dog that tore up a sofa while its owners were gone wjhfjsjfjsjjfj anyways. Bottom line is… i adore you and i truly hope that things have been going well for you and will continue to do so and if you are encountering a rough patch it shall pass <3 and you won’t have to endure it alone for i love you and am here for you

#ask >3< #i might have cried #i have a stye so i cant see that well rn omg #[❤️⭐️]—aquí te amo