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professional-ton follow reblogged π particl...
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big L when the top doesn't even last long enough to couple with a bottom
πͺ¦ massivest-quark-deactivated51025
SCATTER YOU AND YOUR DECAYONISM!!! I HOPE YOU'LL NEVER FIND A STABLE NUCLEUS AND MAY THE Ξ²-DECAY GET YOU!
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'never start an argument you know you'll never be able to finish in your lifetime'
- Albert Einstein
#the comment section is full of these freaks #looks like a graveyard in there #at least there's no need for blocking with these types
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ποΈββοΈ giga-chad-particle follow
pussy so good you tunnel right through that coulomb potential
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π’ neutrinonionionio follow
for someone that can be stopped by a sheet of paper alpha particles are surprisingly full of themsleves
ποΈββοΈ giga-chad-particle follow
at least im not some fucking WIMP
π’ neutrinonionionio follow
you do realize that WIMP stands for Weakly Interacting Massive Particle? there isn't even proof they exist. And while im not very massive at all you are a massive buffoon
ποΈββοΈ giga-chad-particle follow
yuor still fucking WEAK
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πΆ scatter-couple-kill follow
They're the cryptids of the particle world and you loved them so much we're bringing them back in a new format! So let's radiate...
#poll #who'd you rather scatter on #scatter couple kill #we'll be back to our usual bullshit soon
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β‘ electron-shmelectron follow
i'm sick of this gluonormativity! electromagnetic, weak and gravitational interaction are just as important as strong interaction!!!
βοΈ atomatic-jesus follow
you are right and you should say it
βΏ physics-strongest-soldier follow
colour me impressed! an electron all on it's own, how cute... but now go back to your sugardaddy @atomatic-jesus before you hurt yourself okay?
also, gravitational interaction? really? this would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.
β‘ electron-shmelectron follow
gravitational interaction holds whole galaxies with planets and stars together! maybe you should inform yourself before you go around annoying people
βΏ physics-strongest-soldier follow
omp you're one of those freaks. i cant believe theres still particles out there that believe in something bigger than us. bet you also believe that we all can work together to form some sort of "organism".
honey, you're view of reality is so cracked, maybe you should put some gluon
#thought i had all of those freaks blocked #but im kinda proud of that pun ngl #freaks dni
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β contron follow
so if proton = pro + ton and neutron = neutral + ton shouldn't the electron actually be called contron?
#polarising ideas by me #contron #electron #proton #neutron
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π wollaston1802 follow
hello π im a bound electron β‘ looking for a radiant photon βοΈ to excite me π€. i prefer a length π of 656.278 nm β₯οΈ, 486.132 nm π©΅ or 434.045 nm π (some of you in the violets and ultraviolets may also do it but please no less than 364.56 nm, last time my sugar daddy got ionized they almost didn't take me back). you can find me in the L-shell π of the 5,000,000,205th H-atom βοΈ to your left.
#balmer series #very excitable #find me π
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β¬οΈ a-real-downer follow
some of you really need to reconsider your word choices. using 'positive' to describe good things and 'negative' to describe bad things is sooo plum pudding model times. as someone with negative charge of -1/3e myself i refuse to accept such every-day discrimination manifested in our speech pattern
#actually negative #down quark #negatively charged particles unite!
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πͺ¦ special-relativity-my-love-deactivated2024
thank physics that there are no anti-muons in my vicinity im not ready to meet my antiparticle yet
πͺ¦ordinary-nonrelativity-my-hate-deactivated2024
hi :)
γ°οΈ photon-with-more-than-211-mev (new) follow
*waves at you*
#gotta love pair annihilation
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π double-u-double-fun follow
πΆi'm a WEAK interaction FREAKπΆ
#this song just rules #everybody should listen to it #bosonic vibrations #check them out #they're great
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