#this just sprang forth fully formed from my head like the birth of athena.

[jessicas-pi]

Dear everyone who likes to bully people over petty fandom things: I hope your pillows are never cool and your nose is always stuffy. I hope the Starbucks baristas get your name wrong in embarrassing ways. I hope the ice cream machines break at every McDonalds you go to. Maybe someday your conscience will catch up to you, and I hope it haunts you like the telltale heart, thrumming beneath your floorboards, beating a constant reminder of the hours you spent pointlessly putting down the things that people love with your poison-dripping hate. Fight me in the Denny's parking lot.

#to be clear i was not bullied or anything. #this just sprang forth fully formed from my head like the birth of athena.