#this is redacted?! and he said yes

[theloveinc]

OlderDad!Bakugou who gets a haircut and his baby doesn't recognize him and he doesn't want his dad to pick him up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bakugou has a cry in the bathroom and you have to spend the rest of the night consoling him.

Also Hiiiiiii, miss u, hope youre gooooood

head in my hands bc of this, just thought abt bakugo growing out his hair a little bit right after baby's birth...takes him months to go and get a real haircut cuz he doesn't wanna burden you more than he already has and by the time he's okay with the thought (but only for "AN HOUR MAX," is what he says), he has a mullet thing going on and all this scruff on his chin🥺🥺🥺

so he gets home with his regular ol' haircut, maybe a little shorter just to account for ... not wanting to go again so soon, and baby's HOLLERING bloody murder as soon as they see him and refusing to be taken out of your arms, doing that thing where they're flipping their face back and forth to dodge a kiss...

it's so tragic bc not even a little cheek nuzzling helps to calm them bc bakugo's CLEAN SHAVEN and smells like aftershave instead of like dad when he tries!!!!!!

and after, you watch him kinda sulk into the bathroom, thinking like aw yeah thats a bummer but also pretty funny, too (esp bc the haircut does look good🫣🤓), AND HE DOESN'T COME OUT FOR LIKE an hour???

....until you finally have to ask him if he's okay in there and you're opening the door to him sitting on the toilet seat, arms crossed and red cheeks a little streaky with tears...

LJFKASDJFADSJK it's the cutest, most sad sight you ever did see!! ofc Bakugo tries to deny it, but the way he tears up again (after you're done assuring him he did nothing wrong) when his baby finally realizes it's him and smiles (and then how he refuses to give them up again until bedtime) has his ass. EXPOSED.

(i love and miss u more than air, earth, water, dirt + HOPE YOU'RE GOOD TOO BESTIE ILY)

#bakugo #HI PYGMY THIS WAS INSANE OF U TO SAY THANK U PYGMY MY BFFL #but sorry u said this and i had to rip the idea right out of your hands and put it straight into my mouth #i feel like i'm high on a drug i really do #bakugo doing that thing where he he refuses to leave baby or u for long periods and fights being told to go do something nice for himself #he's showing up to his first guys night in like 6 months and doesn't know what do with himself #needs a baby picture once and hour #and he gets home to baby asleep in the crib and YES he's upset he missed bedtime but also like. wow. alone time with y/n. #and he just wants to hold u🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 and watch a movie and be together #and he;s finally at a point in his life when he's able to admit vulnerability and talks abt feeling like an inadequate dad. #and finally u just have to shut him up by fuc-[redacted for profanity] #oh my god gonna think abt this all night #ALL NIGHT I LOVE U PYGMY #caitie things #kids tw #gen #pygmy lurks

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

bout time i posted the og bc in the immortal words of yahtzee croshaw shit's about to get FUCKY!

also i like him :)

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #art #illustration #redacted vincent #redactedverse #this man is my roman empire #i would absolutely be upset if i were in his position like you cant just Not Tell someone that theyve been yoinked into a peudo family #thats real keen on murder and fraud and other things #i feel like theres no right answer here though #like i completely 100% understand where william is coming from on this one #porter is right #william is keeping vincent in the dark because he genuinely cares about him #and acknowledges (correctly) that turning him took away literally all of his agency basically forever #he's trying to do good by a stranger who he made a life altering decision on the behalf of #and it was a selfish one #yes he saved vincent's life but only by forcing him to throw away his old one #and in keeping vincent entirely out of shady clan business william is doing the best he can to give vincent a normalish afterlife #THAT SAID #you coulda told him #like yeah 20 year olds aren't known for making good rational judgements but this all could've been avoided #if william just sat him down and went look. this is what we're up to. i believe it's a necessary evil. you don't have to participate #but this is something you're tied to now based on a snap decision i made #i acknowledge that that was wrong and hope you can forgive me someday but if not that's okay #would it suck? PROBABLY! but vincent finding out through porter of all people is definitely worse #not to mention him feeling like he's the ONLY person who doesn't know and looked like an idiot defending the house at the summit #aw man i wrote another essay again

[laskosprettygirl]

Freelancer has proposed to Gavin with candy ring before

#and he said yes #gavin redacted #freelancer redacted #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted asmr

[starlitangels]

Finally got the chance to listen to yesterday’s audio and my takeaway was Sam saying “intentions” with the Southern accent I’m more used to where the e sounds more like an i and it felt a lil more authentic

That’s all I took away from it lol

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted sam #redacted vincent #redacted spoilers #not really but whatever #I used to work at a call center where I mostly dealt with calls from the South #my accent is very nonregional in terms of an American accent #(that accent actors in movies use? yeah that’s how I sound all the time) #(confused the hell out of people calling into that call center) #(‘where are you from you have NO accent!’) #but those calls I got from the south (mostly Kentucky and Tennessee iirc) had that vowel inflection #Turning the e’s to i’s #that was how I could tell Siren of Siren's Son ASMR was Southern before he ever said it #so Sam saying intintions rather than intentions was like ‘ah yes. there’s the Southern vowels’

[mr-laveau]

I love the fact that Sam calls his listener Darlin. Not just cuz I like hearing it but it's interesting.

Like the way I've written Darlin is that he does not see himself as a good person or anyone deserving of an act of kindness. He's been outcast, he's been shamed, shunned and put aside growing up and starting in early adulthood, they were a menace who broke the law and did what they wanted because they believed they didn't have to put up with laws of the unempowered as an empowered person and went out of his way to show that. Where did that get him? He helped make Quinn who he was, he almost got turned, almost got his friend killed and lived without a pack for a very long time.

And then the first night he returns to Dahlia, he meets Sam and he gets called Darlin–like, take that in for a moment.

If you believed you were no better than a dog and someone had the audacity to call you a nickname that implied you to be something so dear to them, what would you fuckin' do? like? I'd have no choice but to fall in love.

#yes i know it's accent #i know he's southern #but i think about this alot and it needs to be said #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted fandom #redacted darlin #redacted asmr darlin #redacted audio darlin #redacted asmr sam #redacted sam #sam collins #sam

[swanconcerto]

i wish redacted tiktok were not allowed to perceive vincent and lovely i don’t think they deserve that right

#it’s like we are listening to completely different audios #AS IF vincent mf solaire would unconsensually turn them WITH SAM RIGHT THERE #he asked!! they said yes!! they’re happy!!! together!!! #like i really don’t believe any of this is vincent’s fault as such #FREE MY BOY HE DID NOTHING WRONG #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted vincent #redacted lovely

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef-

#Elieth #Ione #Varith #[REDACTED] family shenanigans #Ione is Elieth's wife~!! She's a betazoid! #She was engaged to some other man but then she met Elieth and he proposed ON her wedding day and she was like: #'Eeeek how romantiiiic~!!!!' and said yes...s heee is FREQUENTLY in tabloids but she's a darling #it's like 'Oh Ione - she's so wacky!' like Betazed's collective hot mess little sister. You're either endeared or exhausted by her #Ione Kitain #bea art tag #beas ocs #star trek #star trek ocs #star trek art

[jimgandolfini]

the old man retires April 1 which is appropriate because he has been acting so foolish.. anyway I’m tryna get that D by April 2

#ik this bc my director called me and was like I was indirectly given permission to talk to you about some things… #so he said this #and my director was already putting in for a promotion for me #but today the old man was like well she’s the only one who can do this other thing so she should get that too #which is a bad look with being on the verge of [redacted] his [redacted] #but here we are #it would happen anyway but like can’t have ppl know I’m tryna get the D no one would ever think it didn’t overlap with this or I wasn’t try #ing to ~~seduce~~ him to get it 😬😬 #my director was like man he was in a good mood today bc you know he hasn’t been on for two weeks #*in #I was like yes…. yes I know that……. #I mean it’s not good folks like I was gonna get this position anyway bc I am the person for it and my director knows that but like the old #man literally told me he had a dream about me two days ago…and stuff…. so like… #🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[stoertebeker]

Going to get drinks with the movie guys on friday <33

#one of them texted me and at first I thought like ughhh is this a date context but I still said yes & just hoped it wouldn't be #and then he was like »cool! I'll ask [redacted] too if that time works for him!« #Yesss!! man those guys are so cool. they love german literature and history and movies #and have horrible taste (sometimes) and very particular opinions #oh I just love this period when making new friends #when you know you have so many common interests and so many topics which you haven't even touched on yet #⚓

[ashmp3]

when i went out with the cancer friend that explicitly told me he liked me (important for the story) he was asking me about relationships and why i am single (and why i don’t want him) but i was pissed off so i decided to be honest and was like if i were to date a man i would blablabla you don’t need to know all that don’t worry kitten type of vibe 🤫. and he was like Damn…… you are insanely beautiful but if you liked any of my friends i would never in the million years advise him to be with you. And do you know how fucked up my little speech had to be for him to react like that it was amusing to me especially bc i could see words didn’t get through his thick skull like ur just asking to be REDACTED.

#and did he want to smash at the end well yes and i was like i did to you what i said i would do to the quote unquote poor poor guys u date #and he was silenttttttt anyway. It just hit me like you need to have some psychological evaluation #before dating me like why do you want to be REDACTED. anyway….. #also not important to the story but one of my friends on here gave me (well to me it is) a compliment how i never do the Me and who things #maybe bc i’m an empath 🥹🥹🥹 Kidding #anyway who wants to see my tiny makeup haul #enough with this also being self aware is very important but like how u go from there bc i don’t wanna change #tt

[sri-rachaa]

me, in fear: im gonna try to draw Asher I’m gonna try to draw Asher I’m gonna try to draw Asher-

#so certain characters intimidate me when it comes to draw them #just because I have a very specific vibe in my head as to what they look like #and I need the drawing to perfectly resonate said vibe #but I know I’ll get frustrated if it’s not perfect #so I push off drawing those characters and draw characters I know I can already do well (ex. Vincent Sam David etc.) #But characters that are included in the Ive been pushing them off #Are Asher Milo Huxley and Avior (Ive drawn avior before a couple times but hes has a redesign since) #but yes #I have inspo #I have a mood board #I have references #we’re gonna try to draw Asher #I am in fear #but I have a goal #to draw all the redacted asmr boys #(with the exception of project meridian) #…aHHHHH #redacted asmr #also I like how I say this knowing I have no time to draw #I only get the motivation to draw when I cant ;u;

[saturnsuv]

update <3

#in case anyone remembers the saga about the guy i’d been talking to for like a week then made out with then he promptly ghosted me despite #having given one of those ‘even if it doesnt work out i still want to be friends’ claims and all my additional choosing insanity over it #well. finally got one of my friends to go to the restaurant he works at with me #also keep in mind that that stuff happened in like november we literally havent spoken in months i am just choosing to continue being #insane bc i think i deserve to #anyway. so my friend and i go to the restaurant and unfortunately he isnt there #but before we leave i ask the waitress hey um do you happen to have a coworker named [redacted] #and she was like oh yeah is he a friend of yours? :) and my friend says no. and i say …. i know him #waitress can tell that i dont mean i know him in a good way too. she laughs and says it seems like theres a story here but she doesnt ask #anything further. instead she proceeds to tell me his fucking work schedule ajdjsjjfkf #she was like yeah he worked this morning he usually works thursday mornings then all weekend :) #so shes my new hero #idk if this guy has also gotten himself on bad terms with her or if she just knows what hes like or if she just understood the implication #of an irritated girl coming in asking after a guy bc she ‘knows him’ #but she rly understood the assignment. anyway im in love with her now <3 #OMG i almost forgot the best part. after telling me this she asks do you want me to give him a message and i saw yes i sure would. tell him #sam said hi :) #anyway i will be dragging my friend back there with me at the end of the month on a weekend to continue antagonizing this specific asshole #sam speaks

[frenchiefitzhere]

Redacted Fic: "Rosie"

Surprise! /s It's another Colm & Marie fic from me! (I should eventually write something else just to be sure I still can... /j) This was sort of a request/prompt from @ejunkiet that I blended together with another idea I had and it all became one thing. A bit of a "just-so" story of a) why Colm calls Marie "Rosie" and b) why Marie wants everyone to feel so loved. But also just: Marie ❤️ Colm ♾, okay?

_____ TW: ANGST; alcoholic/verbally abusive parent; emotionally distant parent; implied past sexual assault ; MATURE (18+; minors DNI) -------

Excerpt:

“Who. The fuck. Asked You?”

“I know you didn’t ask me. But I also don’t think you’re gonna find your toolbox here in the kitchen. So why don’t you let your daughter go do what she came in here to do and I’ll help you find the damn thing?”

“I don’t want your help, you packless loner. What kinda wolf lives like that? Are you even a real shifter?” Marie’s father laughed joylessly.

“Ask me that again, old timer, and maybe we’ll see.” ------ Read the whole thing on AO3

#Colm is a knight in shifting armor #redacted colm #redacted marie #Colm is the proto-milo #milo learned everything he knows about being a good partner from his dad he just won't admit it #Marie's a good partner too #but like...milo=colm #cannoli canon #yes I did #I said it #cannoli canon is a thing now

[under--pluto]

I need to stop staying up so late because the party is my brain that stops me from making ✨purchases✨ just vanishes 🫨

#anyway I bought another pair of dr martens #13 year old me would be so happy so it's ok #The only black pair i have are stupid high platforms #and I adore them but they're not really good for every situation that requires black shoes #so needless to say I have purchased a normal height pair of black boots #but [redacted] - i hear you cry - you already own 5 pairs of docs! #ah yes #but why not make it 6 🥰 #my bf is gonna cry he said no more shoes #but also he loves me and won't actually mind at all hehe #words.png

[wardenmages]

I started playing Disco Elysium and after like almost 4 hours I can definitely say this is one of the games of all time. would be cool if the weird kids in the backyard stopped calling me slurs every 10 seconds but like honestly that's less annoying than just trying to navigate ramps and stairs consistently so I had to let it go

I am enjoying it so far though. I'm not bothered by Harry being a bad person but I am annoyed that he's stupid so the game won't let me be smart when I've actually figured something out. I'm not even through the first day though I only just got the money for the hotel room so who knows lol

#I'm sorry to all of the women Harry flirted with because I didn't know the dialogue was supposed to be flirtatious #also I'm sorry to Kim for the time the kids called us f(redacted) and I said 'yes we are now fuck off.' I don't regret saying it but like #probably should have asked if he was cool with it first I guess