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#this fuckedme up
sixosix · 7 months
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thinking of childhood friend lyney 🧘‍♀️ with a bit of possessive lyney 🧘‍♀️ like you've been by his and lynette's side for as long as he can remember you are his !! lynette kicks his shin everytime he dramatically leans on you after not seeing you for two hours
this isn't rlly written just a bunch of word vomit bc my brain is rotting anon i love you i love this bless you and your brain
Childhood friend Lyney unable to keep himself away from you because he just has to be there the way he’s always been…
Lynette tells you that she doesn’t see him turning that way if it weren’t for you—like Lyney’s brain got rewired to fit you in his life, and what an effect you had. Lynette is almost embarrassed having to go out in public, and Lyney follows you around like some lovesick puppy, momentarily forgetting about his significant reputation.
He’s the type to say, “Wow, I’m so honored you thought of me and ordered my favorite food. You know what it is? I love you so much.” And you’re like, “I was the one who introduced you to this dish.”
Please also think about the way it’s so natural for Lyney to curl up against you. Sitting on the couch? Lyney’s head is on your lap, either diligently practicing cards or listening as you read the book in your hands out loud. Or sleeping. He often argues that your warmth is the best comfort he could find himself sleeping in—and it just goes to show how comfortable he is with you.
You can just be standing, and Lyney will be there. He’d have his arms around your waist and his chin on your shoulder, watching silently as you flick through paperwork.
And that’s another thing: you’re one of the very few ones who witness Lyney when he isn’t blabbing his mouth trying to keep your attention on him. You’re one of the few who know that he’s much more quiet when he’s out of his leather gloves and top hat. He’s quieter, yes, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t draped over you somehow when he is. The quieter, the clingier.
Another thing is whenever anyone tries to talk to you, and god forbid tries anything, they’d suddenly be all too aware of Lyney’s eyes, and they start sweating. The magician usually keeps a friendly smile, but they’d see Lyney’s piercing gaze instead, as if daring anyone to come and take you from him. No one can. Lyney can be terrifying when he wants to be.
Everyone assumes that you’re dating when they see you and Lyney, which is exactly what he wants. No one would approach you with the intent of trying anything—they’d hate to mess with Lyney. Who knows what tricks he has up his sleeves???
It certainly doesn’t help that you spoil him rotten, too. If Lyney asks for a kiss, you’d kiss him all over his face and leave him a mess of a puddle. If Lyney asks for your attention, you’d cup his cheeks and look him right in the eye, often enough to leave him flustered—he can never get used to the way you look at him. You’re really the only one who can do that…
It’s like every time he sees you he falls a little harder. Which is hard to mess with because there’s nothing he loves more than his eyes and hands on you. Like puzzle pieces.
Lyney doesn’t even remember the exact moment you became a part of his life. It was like he could look back and just picture you laughing by his side, and the numerous times he thought to himself that he wouldn’t ever let you go. (and he never did actually lol)
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cowboy · 9 months
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Also it fuckedme up trying to learn certain words in Kanji or whatever bc I kinda know Chinese so trying to retrain myself not to say jung guo ren or yi sheng when I see the same characters is hard. But also cool when they make the same sound. I also once knew Korean so here and there I see cognates it's cute
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butchiful · 1 year
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ever since I leaarned 6he fact that the cold is not a separate thing from heat but actually lack of heat fuckedme up so bad. Hello can anyonehearem
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darckcarnival · 1 year
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so darck if you've seen everything go down since raccoon city, can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
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"Don't joke about that, shit's fuckedm up man. And it's since before the mansion or training building so, been there since day one, but i digress... Still fucked up to use it as a joke." Her voice was displeased and bordering on a growl.
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"And yes I can, it's the sugary cinnamon goodness, listen I like that cereal, I'll admit it."
"Course my adopted daughter Ellie often times eats all of it." There was an amused tone of voice at the end, not at all mad about how the teen ate her cereal.
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noelashe · 1 year
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umm thid sleeping pill fuckedme up wtf ididnt know u cant take it on enoty tmuuy well i couldve read the packige but i was desperate to passout i alreadywas in helish pains Oh Oh ohhh
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thesleepingb0dyb4g · 1 year
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I'm so drunk and all I can say is aiden fuckedme up so bad my body convulses everytime I think about him the ptsd has gotten so bad.
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allseeingace · 1 year
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sorry is that like. annoying. ill stop. i just. think its funny. and also hey ther delilah like an amazing song??? i literally fuckin. criedd. first time i heard. that shit fuckedme up so bad. like i know its pretty ufckin basic but damn
bro hey there delilah is so fucking basic
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standardlovers · 4 years
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the one black mirror in episode that entered my brain and invoked squatters rights
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im-not-a-monster · 2 years
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whispers "that video fuckedme up actualyl" to my phone then starts sobbing
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harryfeatgaga · 4 years
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Wow that last anon fuckedme up sis wow that’s hot
IK WOW
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ripadashi · 7 years
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WHEN TRINI COMES OUT IN POWER RANGERS AND U HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM TO CRY
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trcshqueen · 7 years
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idk why but apparently incest is today’s topic and i just want to say......THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN SAY TO JUSTIFY INCEST 
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stayradnotsad · 7 years
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why am I so upset rn it’s 4 am and all I wanna do is fucking die ! ! !
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tetroxy · 7 years
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avariciousaddiction replied to your post: avariciousaddiction replied to your post: ...
zen is zen is zen fam this sentence fuckedm e up
your sentence fucked me up thats what you GET
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catherinereed · 6 years
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@catreed: wish i could say "thank you" to malcom cause he was an angel!!! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/F5tSe98awQs/hqdefault.jpg
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alexsorangeshirt · 7 years
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I was supposed to work this dumb fucking party but got moved to the bar so fuck yes more money and I get to leave earlier!!!!
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