#they’re bisexual in a ‘haha jk...unless? 👀’ kind of way

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this might be a niche crossover but i do believe in my heart of hearts that greg house and rebecca bunch would be BFFs

#terrible toxic bffs. but besties nonetheless #they’re both impulsive to the point of destruction. they’re ready to go to jail to prove a point. #they’re bisexual in a ‘haha jk...unless? 👀’ kind of way #they’ll set fire to their relationships before admitting they have problems #their response to bad things happening is slamming the Self Destruct button #they have severe daddy issues #they’re horny. they’ll fight you. they have bad taste in men #specifically they’re down atrocious for Some Guy who gets into relationships too quickly #they would get on like a house on fire and they’d absolutely make each other worse #they’d give each other insanely terrible relationship advice. #like ‘slash his tires and frame him for insurance fraud bc he ghosted you’ terrible #i think they should meet in vegas and make out while on ecstasy or smth #houseposting #house md #crazy ex girlfriend #bay’s originals