#they’re basically a live-in maintience crew that doesn’t need to eat or breathe or sleep or keep warm

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trying to figure out what kind of career path a vampire could take to get an end job as Literal Interstellar Astronaut at NASA is.... wild

#they’re basically a live-in maintience crew that doesn’t need to eat or breathe or sleep or keep warm #that will also live forever #so the qualifications needed are a) know how fix ship b) be willing c) patience #and I’m thinking that like. the last two came first. #find someone lonely enough and patient enoug and driven enough to survive the trip #and then train ‘em up #AV may or may not have a pilot’s licence but they have flown a Lot of different planes #not bc they like flying. they don’t. but because it’s a way to get out there #aapm #this is also. the more boring less publicized mission of the couple #the one everyone is crazy about is a Mars launch with 4 humans and 2 knocks on board #humans are in a cryo-ish situation and the vamps are there as backup #unfortunately for AV their mission is slow and boring and will take a REALLY long time #so the media doesn’t care as much after the first month after launch.