#they were like skintoned bandaids??? disgusting looking

[spookberry]

oh it was funny tho, on my birthday two weeks ago my brothers took me out to get food and margaritas and ive never even been tipsy before so i was all like “this feels weird like my eye is gonna roll outta my head :/” and my sister in law started to laugh like “just one of em?” and so i was explaining like “well sometimes i just have bad days where my lazy eye starts traveling and it feels super weird and thats what being tipsy feels like apparently?” and she just looked at me like “0.0 you have a lazy eye?”

no one ever expects that I have a lazy eye cuz I had to train it out of wandering as a child with eyepatches 😎 which SUCKED btw 

#wish i had pictures of that tho #shit was WILD #the eyepatches werent even cool 😔 #they were like skintoned bandaids??? disgusting looking #also you put them on your good eye forcing the bad one to work and god that sucked so much #i absolutely HATE having to use my bad eye #if not for glasses id be legally blind