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#they probably just get axed or worse at the end of the job but itd be even funnier if they didnt
gudakko
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my absolute favorite thing about resident evil games is that the goofy architectural contraption puzzles are just a universal constant no matter the time or location
#i think about them so much
#infinite comedic potential
#ok i think maybe re6 kind of didnt have them nearly as much?? its been ages since i played it but it seemed much more fast paced than the
#rest so
#imagine making a delivery and not knowing where tf to enter and youre on the phone with them and theyre like ok yeah no
#you need to go to that place and retrieve this bas relief piece
#yeah theres a couple more in other places after that- wait no dont leave ill tip extra
#also the ever constant question of who the fuck builds them
#my main theories are 2: either its 1 guy/guy and his descendants or smth that just made that their line of work and got a name in the field
#so every mansion-owner antagonist wannabe knows who to rely on if you want to get your shit done well
#or 2 its always someone different and they just get lured to each remote ass place with the promise of a huuuge pay for
#very specific silly requests
#they probably just get axed or worse at the end of the job but itd be even funnier if they didnt
#they just do it and get a nice pay and that just becomes a funny story to tell their buddies
#like yeah man this one time i got a job in some backwater ass village asked me to built some stupid doors with puzzles and shit but hey
#the pay was good
#but yeah tldr its the best thing ever i wish irl buildings had that shit
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