#my main theories are 2: either its 1 guy/guy and his descendants or smth that just made that their line of work and got a name in the field

[gudakko]

my absolute favorite thing about resident evil games is that the goofy architectural contraption puzzles are just a universal constant no matter the time or location

#i think about them so much #infinite comedic potential #ok i think maybe re6 kind of didnt have them nearly as much?? its been ages since i played it but it seemed much more fast paced than the #rest so #imagine making a delivery and not knowing where tf to enter and youre on the phone with them and theyre like ok yeah no #you need to go to that place and retrieve this bas relief piece #yeah theres a couple more in other places after that- wait no dont leave ill tip extra #also the ever constant question of who the fuck builds them #my main theories are 2: either its 1 guy/guy and his descendants or smth that just made that their line of work and got a name in the field #so every mansion-owner antagonist wannabe knows who to rely on if you want to get your shit done well #or 2 its always someone different and they just get lured to each remote ass place with the promise of a huuuge pay for #very specific silly requests #they probably just get axed or worse at the end of the job but itd be even funnier if they didnt #they just do it and get a nice pay and that just becomes a funny story to tell their buddies #like yeah man this one time i got a job in some backwater ass village asked me to built some stupid doors with puzzles and shit but hey #the pay was good #but yeah tldr its the best thing ever i wish irl buildings had that shit