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[thewizardcouncil]

Application Form to Be an Evil Wizard. Please file to your local plane, it will arrive at the city of towers as appropriate

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APPLICATION FORM TO BE AN EVIL MAGIC USER (Colloquially known as evil wizard)

Form A1-B1893-C.59.(p)

SECTION 1: Basic Information

NAME (Last, First, Middle, True, Draconic, Wizard)

AGE (if unknown place general epoch of birth)

MAGIC TYPE

(See Note A)

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Archmage ☐

Artifice ☐

Angel ☐

Angel (Fallen) ☐

Aboleth ☐

Bard ☐

Book (item of power)☐

Demi-Lich ☐

Devine (Holy)☐

Devine (Unholy) ☐

Diet-Lich ☐

Diet-Djinn ☐

Djinn ☐

Head Mage ☐

Hedge Mage ☐

Lich ☐

Mage ☐

Old One ☐

Other ☐

Sorcerer ☐

Warlock ☐

must be preapproved by patron; Clause 1-A: If not  preapproved by specific patron you accept the wizard council as your patron  and shall abide by the laws of magic created by this Pact (to be discussed in  detail at a later time) by checking the box above you are agreeing tacitly  that this box, uncheck or not without the express written consent of your  patron pre-filed to the wizard council. By checking the box at the end, you  are assuring that you agree that the wizard council is to be your new patron  regardless, by leaving the box at the end unchecked you are giving the wizard  council full wherewithal to contact or arraign your specific patron for  questioning, counseling, capturing, contract transferal, or other power attainment  at the cost of, but not limited to, your own magical abilities.

Warlocks Only->☐

Wizard ☐

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 SECTION 2:

Reason For  Evil Wizardry (select all that apply):

I am    choosing to be unaffiliated with the wizard council

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I am filing    for an enchanted land that falls within the evil wizard category

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I am compelled    by prophecy to duel a known chosen one and so must abide by my destiny

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My Patron has    compelled me to fill out this form as punishment/reward for not listening/listening    to him/her/them/it

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I am    seeking vengeance via magical means

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I am filing    this form out of spite

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I give off    evil wizard vibes

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I am    attempting to gain unlimited power and none shall stand in my way

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Assigned    Evil at Salem

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Late-Stage    Capitalism

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NOTE A: Not all Magic Types or sources of magic  are fully categorized upon this list. Select the one that is closest to your  source of magic. If you have multiple sources of Magic refer to Note B:

  NOTE B: Select the most powerful source of your  magic, and check the multi-magic source box in Section 3

APPLICANTS DO NOT WRITE  BELOW THIS LINE IN THIS SECTION

(THE FOLLOWING Section  (2-a) IS TO BE FILLED OUT BY A MEMBER OF THE WIZARD COUNCIL)

APPLICANTS ARE TO CONTINUE TO SECTION 3

Section 2-a:  Preliminary approval to the wizarding council: Perform Standard Magical  Interview B17-A and check the boxes below as appropriate.

1.        Is the wizard in question sufficiently evil (see evil as defined in standard magical interview 1A)  

(Y ☐ N ☐)

2.        Will their evil (through  action or inaction) specifically negatively affect the wizard council?          

(Y ☐ N ☐)

  (Continued on Following  Sheet)

 3.        Are they currently engaged in an epic battle  of good and evil?                                                  

(Y ☐ N ☐)

a.        If question 3 was  marked Y, are they on the side of evil in said battle?

                                (Y ☐ N ☐)

4.        Does their magic, magical items, or other  abilities warrant a threat to the planet/plane/multiverse

(Y ☐ N ☐)

5.        Do they have an evil familiar magical or  otherwise (including but not limited to hench persons)?       (Y ☐ N ☐)

SECTION  2-B

Evaluator’s  additional comments:  ____________________________________________________________

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  SECTION 3:

Final Review

To Be Filled out  By Applicant After Interview within Section 2-A

Were you  determined to be a multi-magical source entity by the evaluation performed in  Section 2-A?

(Y ☐ N ☐)

The following  Checkbox asserts that I agree with the assessment that I am a multi-magical  source entity and all sources of magic have been identified ☐ (leave blank  if otherwise)

At any point  were you determined to have a planes-walker spark? (Y ☐ N ☐)

Are you still  intending to be an evil wizard after being informed by an authorized  competent person performing a magical interview? (Y ☐ N ☐)

 SECTION 4:

AFFIRMATIONS AND CERTIFICATIONS OF INTENT

(Check All Boxes)

☐ I hereby certify that despite my affiliation  as an evil wizard I will take no action against the wizard council

☐ I hereby certify that any additional  councils that I may create or be involved in will either be subservient to  the council that created and tracks this form, or, will take no action to undermine,  overthrow, or otherwise negatively affect, or effect, the aforementioned  council.

☐I  hereby affirm that I never have been or intend to be a member of the wizard  council that created this form.

☐I  affirm that any minions/familiars/homunculi/golems or other sentient or  semi-sentient creatures that I create will not take negative action against  the aforementioned council.

☐I affirm that any action that may reflect  negatively or be directly against council action will either be on a plane  the council has deemed acceptable to perform said action or, or will be  contained within a demi-plane

 Sign Here with True Name  ____________________________________________________________________

#thewizardcouncil #evil wizard #banality is the worst evil

[djitch]

I'll assume that you do meet the requirements for still being on the council advisory board, so welcome! I'm Hummbirb the Volcanic. My role on the council is main security designer and advisor. I can show you the ropes!

Thank you for the warm welcome. I was always better with food than paperwork, hence the application for the position of Lunch-Wizard. Or I suppose, since it is a position on the advisory board to the council, a more appropriate job title would be something like Culinary Advisor?

Anything spesfic I should know? Or anything general? Also is there anyone that can help me with the forms to get un-Anakin'ed or will I be stuck like this for the duration?

#new council members #thewizardcouncil #wizardposting

[humm-bird]

Given the current controversy of the Hexfruit case, I would like to pledge my support towards Hexfruit and the local caster councils that are suppressed by the multiversal ones. While some regulations make sense, the ones on lichdom are downright unfair. As for spells like Greater Baja Blast, Supreme Baja Blast, and Ketamine Ape, my local wizard/artificer council has ruled that they are rather harmless compared to the kind of things we need to deal with on a regular basis. Trust me, a Ketamine Ape is pathetic once you've had to fight of your third thousand-foot tall godly monster this year. All in all, the wizard council should impose their rules on a dimension-by-dimension basis, not impose their rules where they have been specifically asked to fuck off, and ESPECIALLY not impose their rules in a place between multiverses that would not fall under their jurisdiction even under normal circumstances. I do respect how these councils want to ward against intermultiversal collapse, but this is too far. Seriously, if you bastards come back literally all of the gods will smite you. I'll hit your frail asses with my pickaxe-axe-welding torch-hammer-wrench-sword multitool. Feyosha is fine tho obv they're just keeping workplace safety. [To clarify, I am refering to both thewizardcouncil and wizardscouncil]

#wizardposting #@thewizardcouncil #@hexfruit #@wizardscouncil

[battlemageserioth]

My wounds are fully healed, finally. After the recent events, I humbly ask @thewizardcouncil for a small detachment or battle mages, in order to chase down ex Council member Jim. Preferably skilled in pyromantics.

#wizardcouncil #wizardposting #tracking jim down #jim

[candyspells]

hey uhhhh @thewizardcouncil hahahaha for no reason in particular um. asking for a friend who is asking for a friend of theirs and wanted me to ask you. if someone has been living in a wizard's tower they inherited for years but has um. come to the realization that they haven't formally filed themselves as an occupant of said wizard tower, or officially participated in the wizard census in any form. um. are they in trouble

#wizardposting #candyspells lore #NOT ME HAHAHSHSHSHSHS #totally not me #um

[gaesnek]

bro why wont tumblr let me post images. I just want to submit my evil wizard application to @thewizardcouncil

[thewizardcouncil]

i cast spell of too many ants

There were already enough ants! Do you know how many ants there were?

Conservative estimates were at at least 20 quadrillion ants on the prime material plane!

for perspective that's roughly 2 million ants for every human.

The slell 'Too Many Ants' increases the number of ants to be even more excessive!

That means now we will be drowning in a sea of ants. Their predators will no longer be able to quell their numbers!

You would have doomed us all to a world with nothing but ants you fool!

Thankfully via you casting it here someone was able to cast a counter spelll of 'slightly less ants'

The council herby revokes your Wizarding license and condemns you to permanently have picnics in the sea of ants

#thewizardcouncil #Ants

[thewizardcouncil]

New approved spells

The wizard council has reviewed and approved the following spells for all magic users:

Spell of Unending Boops

Enchantment of Consistent Consistency 

Devour Telemarketer

Golem of Information Consumption (only to consume mortal spam electronic messages)

Wizard Tower Relocation (tower must follow all standard rules and regulations for wizard towers prior and future set by the wizard council)

Mimic Mimic

Deduce True Purpose

Cancel Meeting (not approve on council meetings [That means you Eldaen])

Multiplicity (solely approved to attend council meetings whilst performing other tasks)

Curse of Musical Ear-Worm

#thewizardcouncil #approved spells

[thewizardcouncil]

Hello, Council. I have recently been told by a wizard known as Jamison that i cannot be a wizard as i am a woman. I am formally requesting his obliteration, via his forced ingestion of a cringe potion. Regards.

Your request has been reviewed and approved. Wizard is a title available to all those who choose to use it and file the proper paperwork (the paperwork has already been filed on your behalf) so long as they meet the following requirements:

1- Can use Magic

2- Was not born with full magical capabilities and must learn and or develop their magical abilities

3- Is willing to experiment to develop new magic This council fully supports the obliteration of those who place the title of wizard on something as arbitrary as 'gender'.

#thewizardcouncil #you should get a potion delivered to you via teleportation circle

[thewizardcouncil]

Wizard Council,

Following my joining the ranks of wizardry in the 2022 Skeleton War, I would like to file to become a wizard in legality, rather than just practice.

Due to a fae encounter I do not have a name nor any memories beyond a few months ago, but, despite this and being a frog, I assure you I can and do perform magic acquired through scholarship and study.

Ah, they fae. Those rascals.

We tend to find that dealing with the fae is a most effective means of acquiring magical ability.

Your request for wizard status has been approved and forms filed on your behalf.

Due to the fact that the fae have current ownership of your name you have been listed in our records as ||REDACTED||.

We would like to also thank you for your service in the skeleton war.

Good luck with your future study.

Oh and if by chance you happen to be in the market for a name, the council may have a few laying around that we have *ahem*... traded for with our local fae.

#thewizardcouncil

[thewizardcouncil]

hello wizard councel i would very much enjoy a single wizard certification licence please

We are back from Holiday, after careful review of your request we have no evidence of you passing your GWE, please provide your scores in the following categories: Oculomancy Sapiomancy Wand maintenance and repair Charms (magical) Charm (personal) and your scope of wizardly investigations

#thewizardcouncil #the council is not dead

[thewizardcouncil]

The council is seeking all wizards to provide a vote on whether or not the wizard known as Otto should be let out of his prison for the crime of the dancing plague of 1518. Some basic information is presented below.

Otto was not known to be an evil wizard and is believed to have been merely testing a new spell.

However the amount of geases and memory modification that was required the council forced us to intervene.

Otto is due to present his case to the council within the coming month. When asked during the appealing process what he would do with his freedom he responded with "Make some dancing spooky scary skeletons".

All wizards please voice your opinion if Otto should be released.

#thewizardcouncil #wizard posting #spooky scary skeletons #dance fever #dancing plague

[thewizardcouncil]

To those wondering what currency the wizard council uses: it does not use currency. We convert directly to mana use for exchange rate. This is also known as Wizard Joules (wJ or Kmp/s^2).

There was some misunderstanding from this that led thinking we had hordes of rare earth metal laying about.

We are volunteers here...

#wizardposting #thewizardcouncil #Please stop trying to steal from us. It's just paperwork for the last break-in

[thewizardcouncil]

Hello, I am somewhat new to Wizarding but my little magical buggy friends and I are wondering if I can get my Wizarding certification. I have poisonous scorpions with me by the way. In case that changes your answer.

So... strangely per our records, you yourself don't have a record of your wizarding exploits, but your bugs do?

We... aren't 100% sure on how that works. But since the bugs have filed for each individual bug and have listed themselves as in service to you and your wizarding exploits we have no choice but to follow through on that paperwork and provide you a provisional wizarding license until such time that your bugs have throughly trained you in the use of bug magic.

#thewizardcouncil #Bugs are our friends. But also please don't poison us our necromancer is not back from Holiday

[thewizardcouncil]

I hope you take in sorcerers because you just got one in there and you can't remove me without the risk of wild surge coming your way.

I would apologize but me hour ago made a decision and so here we are.

We are not generally fond of sorcerers as their magic is typically obtained via birthright, BUT, we reluctantly allow them as they still must practice and learn their own brand of magic.

As far as wild surges go: There is a reason we have all the sorcerers train next to large arraysbof anti-magic field cones.

Last time the power failed on those we ended up with far too many potted plants for staff.

#thewizardcouncil

[thewizardcouncil]

A message for all Chronomancers.

Please remember that in order to utilize spells traveling through time you will have to have filed out the petition for all planned uses of chronomancy (utilize form -1) prior to the existence of chronomancy itself in order to be in accordance with the future bans on chronomancy that will exist based on the actions of other timelines that have not yet, nor will occur until such time that due to their lack of occurrence disallows the ban of the perceived violation of the non-event until such time that the event reoccurs in the non-existent timeline requiring a currently inhabited timeline to cease its occurrence rendering it a non-occurrence.

If you have previously filed your planned use of chronomancy to have traveled to the point at which the which all council laws on chronomancy have been established  across all timelines where the council has presence, will have presence, will have had presence, or will have presence, and all timelines are in agreement with the filed usage prior to the issuing of the council decree banning chronomancy save for limited uses then that specific use of chronomancy will have been overlooked and the time cops will not be summoned.

If you fail to follow any of the future laws regarding chronomancy issued by the wizard council then the time cops will still will have had been called to bring you to the court of the appropriate area regardless. You should will have had to have known better to violate the law.

In short: Time traveling with chronomancy? - Just don’t. 

We will/have/are going to summon the time cops.

#thewizardcouncil #time travel #wizard posting #time cops