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simplycritter · 9 months
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they are DATING, your honor
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geekysteven · 1 year
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ME: "Hey, the 1980s called and they want their pants back"
STRANGER WHO IS SECRETLY A TIME COP: "They called?! That's a level 3 violation!"
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thewizardcouncil · 1 year
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A message for all Chronomancers.
Please remember that in order to utilize spells traveling through time you will have to have filed out the petition for all planned uses of chronomancy (utilize form -1) prior to the existence of chronomancy itself in order to be in accordance with the future bans on chronomancy that will exist based on the actions of other timelines that have not yet, nor will occur until such time that due to their lack of occurrence disallows the ban of the perceived violation of the non-event until such time that the event reoccurs in the non-existent timeline requiring a currently inhabited timeline to cease its occurrence rendering it a non-occurrence.
If you have previously filed your planned use of chronomancy to have traveled to the point at which the which all council laws on chronomancy have been established  across all timelines where the council has presence, will have presence, will have had presence, or will have presence, and all timelines are in agreement with the filed usage prior to the issuing of the council decree banning chronomancy save for limited uses then that specific use of chronomancy will have been overlooked and the time cops will not be summoned.
If you fail to follow any of the future laws regarding chronomancy issued by the wizard council then the time cops will still will have had been called to bring you to the court of the appropriate area regardless. You should will have had to have known better to violate the law.
In short: Time traveling with chronomancy? - Just don’t. 
We will/have/are going to summon the time cops.
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sharklilly · 2 years
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The Art Fight attack I was going to do for my girlfriend but ran out of time.
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www-rickandmorty · 2 years
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thebestestdancers · 5 months
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why should palestinians have to leave behind their land because israel wont stop killing them. why should anyone have to leave behind their life and memories and sentimental value just because an aggressor is left unchallenged. please think this sentiment through and delete it from your thoughts. instead of blaming an oppressed people for living in a hostile land, ask who is making that land hostile to live in.
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yarrowdraws · 4 months
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very late to the meme, it's been done before but. here. turn on the sound pls
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nonasuch · 1 year
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here is a concept: time travel cop, fish & wildlife division
most of their job is dealing with the kinds of assholes who think black market tiger cubs are a great idea right up until someone gets mauled, except these are even bigger assholes with black market Smilodon cubs that they are even less equipped to care for
this is the most straightforward and therefore relatively headache-free part of their job, because it’s the same “put that thing back where it came from or so help me” song and dance every time
it’s also significantly less depressing than the trophy hunters who don’t even want an alive extinct animal. those are extra annoying because you have to undo the time travel that let them kill that poor Megatherium or thylacine or anklyosaur or whatever, and it’s always so much extra paperwork.
and those people suck, definitely, and have fully earned a stint in Time Jail. no question. but they still do not create anywhere near as much work as the obsessive hobbyists with their exhaustively careful best practices and worryingly good track-covering. also, weirdly, it’s almost always birds with them?
like. the guys who will flagrantly abuse Time Law to bird-nap breeding pairs just long enough to raise one clutch of eggs apiece, and return them seamlessly to their spots on the timeline. who are so determined to keep their pet (ha) projects going that no one even realizes what they’re doing until they have an entire stable breeding population of passenger pigeons up and running. who are now the reason that reps from six different zoos are about to start throwing hands right in front of you over who gets dibs.
those guys cause the most paperwork. and half the time they’re snapped up by the same zoo or wildlife preserve that gets their colony of ivory-billed woodpeckers or Carolina parakeets or — once, very memorably — giant fucking South Island moa, and they never even spend a day in Time Jail.
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burins · 4 months
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I know this is the Take Personal Responsibility for Systemic Issues website, but I keep seeing weirdly guilt trippy posts about libraries and ebook licenses, which are a labyrinth from hell and not actually something you personally need to feel guilty about. here are a few facts about ebook licenses you may not know:
in Libby/Overdrive, which currently operates in most US public libraries, ebook licenses vary widely in how much they cost and what their terms are. some ebooks get charged per use, some have a set number of uses before the license runs out, and others have a period of time they're good for (usually 1-2 years) with unlimited checkouts during that period before they expire. these terms are set by the publisher and can also vary from book to book (for instance, a publisher might offer two types of licenses for a book, and we might buy one copy of a book with a set number of uses we want to have but know won't move as much, and another copy with a one year unlimited license for a new bestseller we know will be really moving this year.)
you as a patron have NO way of knowing which is which.
ebook licenses are very expensive compared to physical books! on average they run about 60 bucks a pop, where the same physical book would cost us $10-15 and last us five to ten years (or much longer, if it's a hardcover that doesn't get read a lot.)
if your library uses Hoopla instead, those are all pay per use, which is why many libraries cap checkouts at anywhere between 2-10 per month.
however.
this doesn't mean you shouldn't use ebooks. this doesn't mean you should feel guilty about checking things out! we buy ebook licenses for people to use them, because we know that ebook formats are easier for a lot of people (more accessible, more convenient, easier for people with schedules that don't let them get into the library.) these are resources the library buys for you. this is why we exist. you don't need to feel guilty about using them!
things that are responsible for libraries being underfunded and having to stretch their resources:
government priorities and systemic underfunding of social services that don't turn a profit and aren't easily quantified
our society's failure to value learning and pleasure reading for their own sake
predatory ebook licensing models
things that are not responsible for libraries being underfunded:
individual patron behavior
I promise promise promise that your personal library use is not making or breaking your library's budget. your local politicians are doing that. capitalism is doing that. you are fine.
(if you want to help your local library, the number one thing you can do is to advocate for us! talk to your city or county government about how much you like the library. or call or write emails or letters. advocate for us locally. make sure your state reps know how important the library is to you. there are local advocacy groups in pretty much every state pushing for library priorities. or just ask your local librarian. we like to answer questions!
also, if you're in Massachusetts, bill h3239 would make a huge difference in letting us negotiate ebook prices more fairly. tell your rep to vote for it!)
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despazito · 6 months
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israelis will call palestinians animals but have more empathy for the literal dogs
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batbabydamian · 9 months
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inspired by Batgirl (2009) #5 and #7! i love the bonding between Damian and Steph while their mentors bicker/talk about them lol
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chaotic-aro-incarnate · 2 months
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Collection Of My Disco Elysium Screenshots That I Like A Lot
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mylordshesacactus · 9 months
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“Representation” this, “Disney’s First Gay Character” that, “Queercoded Disney Villain” my eye, Disney had its first gay character in 1942 and y’all better be putting some RESPECT on my boy’s name--
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months
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Embrace the truth
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peachiexparfait · 3 months
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DC X DP (Future DeadSerious) Prompt:
Danny goes on vacation to another dimension, he takes Sam, Tucker and Jazz. His parents had let him and Jazz go with a "Be safe kids!" before going back to their projects.
Clockwork gets everything ready and soon they enter a portal...
And land right in the middle of a Vegan Parade.
Sam, of course, is ecstatic. She's even more excited when they learn that they landed in a city called 'Bludhaven'. Figured she'd dig a city with that name.
The city is filled with people and the food that's being sold smells good, for it being Vegan. He's too busy looking around and taking in the sights, when he feels his Ghost Sense go off, the only warning he gets before he bumps into someone.
"Oh, shoot. Sorry about tha-" Danny says as he turns, meeting emerald green eyes under furrowed brows.
"It's fine, you should watch where you step." The other kid around his age says, crossing his arms and staring at Danny, who couldn't help but stare back.
He got... a strange feeling, watching whoever this was. Obviously the guy was alive, he looked alive, so why did Danny's senses go off?
He opened his mouth when someone interrupted.
"Any trouble going on around here?" A cheery voice questions and Danny turns to see a cop right near the other boy. The man seemed to ask both of them but his gaze strayed longer on the (possible ghost?) boy.
The guy rolled his eyes, turning to the cop, Officer Grayson, his tag said. "Nothing to report, Richard, everything is fine."
The man only raised his hands before another voice chimed in, startling Danny and he feels his senses go off again (luckily no one was paying him any attention), "Yeah, Dickhead, quit being so overprotective, nothings happening here."
Another one? Did this universe also have ghosts and ghostly apparitions that he didn't know about?
There was definitely something off about this guy, too. Besides the fact he was absolutely huge and was radiating with something Danny just couldn't put his hand on.
"Uh, no trouble. Just bumped into... um." Danny said, turning to look back at-
"Damain, now if you'll excuse us." Damian said, and turned to walk away, the two men following him as Officer Grayson (Richard? Dick?) gave him a cheery smile that didn't quite reach his eyes as he left. The hulking guy didn't acknowledge him and just walked away.
Maybe this place needed his help, too. He can investigate later, starting with whoever these people are.
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