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#these shits go for like $80 new
topbottomswitchblade · 4 months
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it’s warm in here and these pants are tight
☕️💸?
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spaceistheplaceart · 4 months
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I miss when shows had stupid goofy shit in them that you were supposed to take seriously. I miss robins "holy ____ on a ____, batman!" I miss spiderman crawling around like an insectoid, I miss weird shit that doesn't make sense like "a meteor crashed down on Earth and awoke mummified lion people that lived in caves for thousands of years", I miss when in scooby doo they'd eat fog or dracula hosted races every year, i miss "Columbo has a skateboarding descendant Boronco" or "Napoleon's descendant runs a terrorist organization that wants to take over the world bc its noisy and he wants to sleep". I love batshit plots with weird circumstances that make no sense but they're fun and entertaining-- give me shit that comes out of nowhere and baffles me but is still fun. I miss that kind of stuff man :/
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bigkickguy · 9 months
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wip - hit da machine ending this morning and im losing my mind
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jacqcrisis · 3 months
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At the first long rest we took, I like the idea that Shadowheart is laying there like 'my unlikely compatriot is rather brave and clever. He got us out of fight with just his words and, despite his cold, aloof demeanor, was shockingly agreeable to making finding someone to get the parasite out of our heads priority number one. Perhaps I can trust him after all...'
All while Ronan, serial abuser of Thaumaturgy, Blade Ward, and Guidance, is wondering if Bahamut is going to give him a good grade in Cleric today.
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andthebeanstalk · 10 months
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What up I'm married to a tall person who is basically Milo Thatch but agender, and uhhh, basically, yeah, everyone should be jealous and I LOVE MY CUTE TWINK NERD WIFE!!!!! 😤😤🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤👌👌
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#original#i love my wife#had a big crush on that character growing up#you know who else is really into her? EVERY OTHER CHUBBY TRANS GUY IN CHICAGO apparently we just see her and are like OH HELL YEAH#do you know why this is? it is because we have excellent taste that is why.#and also we want non threatening masc people to be into us and respect our gender! that's me anyway#and this is excellent news for her anyway bc we're in an open relationship & she thinks guys like me (her HUSBAND 🥰😁) are incredibly hot#this is also bc she has excellent taste.#but it is a running joke that she keeps getting nice OKC matches that look a lot like me 😂#anyway this post is a thing that would have made young me BOIL with envy if someone else said it but in fact it is ME#and young me grew into me and is in here like AAWWWWWWW YYYEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH 🤘🤘🤘🤘🚀🚀🚀#she doesn't just look like Milo she also moves and emotes and talks like him. and until recently her glasses would not stay on her face!#she got new ones. nerd. i adore her.#she is so kind to Jack (me) and to my giant anxious pitbull child#she puts his blankie on him as he rests on her toes to make sure she doesn't go anywhere 😭😭❤#she is my best friend and she never makes me feel stupid or fake or undeserving. she just likes me so much and she fkn acts like it!#and we have good boundaries and communication in a very autistic way [positive] and she is so smart and funnyyy#oh i am falling asleep now#probably has something to do with how thinking about my wife makes me feel safe and warm or some gay shit like that 🙄 ;)#edit: omg it just occurred to me that she is like 80% Mill and 20% Jessica Jones. just in terms of like. vibes. XD#she cares a lot about Jessica Jones. I will tell her my findings in the morrow#*80% Milo
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shopcat · 2 months
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did i seriously not just talk about freaks dropping the r slur because they think it's funny like. not even 3 days ago. like i'm sorry why did i just had to block a longtime mutual for that ... 4chan wannabe fucking rejects 😭😭 its so insidious atp like i feel gross ..
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xcziel · 11 months
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currently cranky that kpop is never played on the radio??
i am old and i just want to hear txt's tinnitus while i'm driving home from work without like having to hook up a phone playlist
why are radio stations so stupid?
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weaselishmcdiesel · 5 months
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Itty bitty vent
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uhhhhmanda · 5 months
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i really fucking hate being the only person in my friend/family group that gives a flying fuck about covid
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freebooter4ever · 1 year
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I gotta say one more thing about this playlist and then i swear im done. But tumblr made it sound like mostly Classic Rock so i went into this expecting more Greatest Hits Of Mullet Rock and instead found music from my high school/early twenties years. And then it dawned on me. No longer is my dad's longhair/grunge era considered CLASSIC rock. No. MY MUSIC era is 'classic' now.
Im not really sure what to do with this revelation. Except to add that i also recognized a lot of the newer music on the playlist. And i remember being like 11 and thinking my dad was one of the 'cool' dads because he was in his 30's and listening to n*rvana. So maybe im at least one of the 'cool' 30's. LOL
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this-doesnt-endd · 3 months
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I feel like my crown just shifted up oh my god
#i have a cleaning thursday before work so like i can tell someone#but also why did i do that i schedualed it super early like im already regreting it#considering itll be the day after valentines which means my shift ends at 9/9:30#and ill have to be there at my dentist by 7:30am#its whatever i just need to finish my dental work at the office then get my wisdom tooh pulled and ill be done w my teeth health wise#and then its onto the allergy shots which reminds me i have to reschedual my appt w my ent hoepfully its not anything too crazy far out#but i wanna talk w him and be like hey these shits are expensive what are my options or do u wanna be a homie and update my diagnosis#so they can get covered by my insurance cause i think if i can breath at like even 80% capacity my life would immensly change#and i was reading abt how like major chronic allergies lead to inflamation and my drs were concered abt that n i know i need to lose weight#but not being able to breath thru my nose hinders that to a degree#but like severe allergies are horrible for inflamation and like fucks up ur body and its like no wonder i feel horrible all the time#and itll prolly massively improve my sleep which also helps you#and i gotta go see my thyroid dr whos on the opposite end of town and wont answer the fucking phone to schedule and appt#cause i have to do that to renew my prescription and frankly i wish my primary dr could take care of that or get a new thyroid dr in general#but shes on maternity leave so ill have to wait for that#my dentist is also on maternity leave so ill have to see a diff one#i also ghosted my cardiologist but he literally called and was like ur fine the tests we ran showed ur in good health#but u should be more in shape and i didnt want another lecure abt being fat so i didnt go but i prolly should tho my results#prolly arent relavent anymore#and ive attemped ive done my bike workout a bit but its also been winter and i cannot bring myself to do anything besides rot in bed#most of the time and if i am going out its like to the movies or events where i just stand around and talk to people very low effort#i also have to email that lady abt my cetificate i still havent gotten abd the haircut place who charved me twice and write that damn review#that ive forgotten so many times
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iero · 2 years
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Family update: My Gram who was in the hospital, and the reason I had to come home so quickly, is feeling so much better now and she gets released tomorrow from the hospital. Thank you guys for all the well wishes during a not-so-fun week! <3
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miekasa · 2 years
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when you and levi decide to move together, do you move to his place, him to your place, or find a new apartment all together? just thinking about how levi would feel giddy inside when you and him finally have a place to call home and do domestic activities all the time :,))
Okay okay actually, I’ve thought about this before quite a bit, and generally, I think while you’re dating, Levi has a thing for you going to his place. Of course, he always picks you up; it’s not out of laziness that he prefers you to come to his place, or because he wants you to rely on him for everything, it’s just… he likes his place better with you there :(( he likes his bed better with you in it, likes coming home and seeing that you’re already there and making food in his kitchen, likes knowing that you take up space in his life and you bring him so much peace that your company is so beyond precious to him. Eventually, he’d like for you two to move out into a new place that you can start over on together, but for now, he doesn’t mind making room for you wherever you are
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fizzytoo · 2 years
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reading pumpkin night……
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i know the translator not black bc it doesn’t make sense in the situation it was used in…..
not to mention another more recent translation says something completely different. you are not funny or edgy, you're fucking lame
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Do you think what Taylor said about women in their 30s in Ms Americana is kind of not true? Like I understand why she’d believe that, but now that she’s seen it didn’t apply to her at all, and there’s a number of female pop stars still killing it in their 30s/40s that we’ve perhaps moved on from that ageism? Now if only more artists could debut in their 30s/40s/any age, that would really banish ageism. And we’d see far less teen artists being exploited too.
No, I think it is still very true. In general, we as a society have a whole industry based around looking younger and hiding “imperfections” that’s targeted directly at women. A lot of female artists are where they are in their careers because of what they accomplished when they were younger, but aren’t where they were when they first started. Examples off the top of my head are JLO, Mariah, Christina and Madonna, and they are considered legends or icons, but there’s not much focus on their current work. I think it’s harder for a non-established middle-aged artist to break through in the industry, compared to a younger artist. Most of the reporting I see from the media is on newer artists that are younger. Age really shouldn’t be a factor in whether or not someone gets media coverage, it should only matter if they’re talented.
With social media and stan culture, I feel like the ageism and gender stuff has taken on a different form where women are pigeonholed into what they start out as. I’ve noticed that when artists try new pursuits outside of music, fans get really annoyed about it and are constantly asking them to return to making music. Another thing I’ve seen is people wondering if a female artist is going to retire to start/be with their family and the artist is usually like in their 30s because for some reason people feel like that is super “old.” People are speculating that Beyoncé is going to retire after she releases the last part of the Renaissance trilogy and she’s only 40, I haven’t seen anyone ask the same about her husband and he’s 52. Both have had extremely successful careers, but people are wondering about retirement for only one of them. It seems like people can’t imagine female artists balancing a career and a personal life, or balancing multiple ventures and I think that speaks to what Taylor was saying in the documentary about women having to change themselves, but making sure it’s somewhat familiar and doesn’t make the public uncomfortable.
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helennorvilles · 1 year
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“Helen!” Helen tries to hold back the smile, but Rob is already grinning at her, his beer in hand. “Let me get you a drink! Wine, yeah?”
She rolls her eyes through a laugh, but answers, “White, thanks.”
“You got it,” Rob says with a finger point. “What about you Daz? You on the wine or beers tonight, mate?”
Dale, looking horrified at the nickname, still smiles politely as he says, “Beer, thanks Rob.”
Rob clicks his tongue, grin never fading. “Back in a moment, guys.”
ive actually already changed this first draft bc i decided that keeping dale in the fic just so i could write rob calling him daz isn't a good enough reason to include him, but the point of this post stands that there really is something about writing rob that is just SO fun. i can see all his funny little expressions in my mind's eye. he's the loveliest. my best friend. my no. 1 guy.
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