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kamil-a · 2 months

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CARPET

BATHROOM

#THERE IT IS.#sayerposting #oh rippppp its former host already wasnt halebody. disregard last nights doodles

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headroom-moods · 2 months

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#FORGIVENESS. AGAIN.#THERE IT IS.#THE FCKEUN F WORD. PLEASEEEEEEEEE #I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE BRUH #THIS IS THE 3RD TIME THIS HAPPENED #PUT. ME. DOWN.#IM GONNA BITE SOMEONE #fellow travelers

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tiktaalic · 7 months

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I’ve spent hundreds of words trying to explain my issues w bottoms but the point I have been circling around with my run on sentences and pseudo paragraphs. What I am really trying to say. Is. If the people who made bottoms saw the ugly gay untalented loser dykes at the bottom of the social hierarchy I wanted to fuck they’d hurl

#etxt #there it is.

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echthr0s · 8 months

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me watching the gate of baldur blow up: "wow this is almost like when Dragon Age was current"

me watching tendrils of wank crawl onto my dashboard: "okay now it is exactly like when Dragon Age was current"

#there it is.#also i'd like to thank everyone who's been tagging their bg content bc it mitigates the annoyance of the untagged content #harm reduction. LOL

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starfoam · 8 months

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"Stop eyefucking on the dance floor!"

#there it is.

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dave-the-tech-geek · 10 months

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luci is an asshole but hes getting better

yeep. uh-huh. Keep talking I'm totally listening

#there it is.

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oomisluvr · 10 months

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a venn diagram of good fics and writers named luna but it’s just a circle

#like i’ll read a really good fic and go to the authors account and.#there it is.#big bold letters #faq: my name is luna :DD #it’s a cult actually

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lesmond-sycamore · 1 year

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okay so here's my au-meets-canon au thing but just the first au which is a grab bag of modern + age swap-ish + other stuff and not the meeting canon part yet also the alt text has explanations of the images

just some general stuff:

- the tritons were in london when the flat with clive's parents caught on fire due to faulty wiring (not due to time-travel shenanigans, thankfully) and thought he looked exactly what his then-3 year old son would look like when he got older and adopted him

- turns out clive had a lot of trauma and behavioral issues and so the tritons moved to misthallery thinking that the small, quiet town would be good for him

- it helped a lot, but he still needed like. a lot of therapy as well. most of it occurred when he was 15-17 after yelling at poor 5 year old luke.

- with the age difference of 10 years, he and luke were not the biggest fans of each other at first, but after half a year luke became his shadow and followed him EVERYWHERE. they became inseparable

- clive didn't move out until he was 22 and decided to go to college to get journalism and communications degrees. there is where he met his boyfriend/husband (who is just an oc and isn't integral to the story)

- clive then went on to work for the london times and later created an independent news website stationed in london that covers politics in the uk and other countries

- luke moved out at 19 to pursue a veterinary degree that specializes in exotic pets bc he was upset that there isn't enough support for rodents/reptiles/"ugly" pets

- luke has also been dating someone from misthallery since they were 15 (he also dated someone else before they unfortunately passed.) also not integral to the story but bonus points if you can guess who

- clark received a call from an adoption agency that his acquaintance leon bronev and his wife rachel were unfortunally victims of a break in/robbery/murder after leon tried to fight back (targent doesn't fuck around this time) while the boys were at school

- clark wanted to take them in, but realized that he wasn't fit to be a parent anymore now that his life had gotten busier as misthallery continued to grow and didn't want brenda to be forced raising 2 children for 6/12 more years as well as uproot them from london where they already had friends that would most likely be their biggest support system at the time

- clark then asked if clive was interested since he had his life together, and clive said no because of the fact he would only be able to take care of one and didn't want to separate them. besides that, he was very interested in doing so bc he had personal experience being an adopted child

- luke then suggested that he could adopt the other one and so they wouldn't be far apart (luke and clive literally in the same apartment complex, albeit on different floors) and if luke had any issues, they could go to clive and vice-versa

- they met hersh and theo and explained the situation to them so they would know what's going on. after some time of hanging out with them, the boys just kinda gravitated to the silblings (hershel gravitated to clive because of his interests in robotics and gundam and theodore gravitated to luke because of his personality and love of toy cars/trains)

- now they live in their respective apartments and visit so frequently that it's practically the same as owning 2 houses so they're always at one or the other

- clive also taught hershel about dnd bc of his interest for it after clive's group had a session at his house and now it's one of his special interests (because everyone in layton is autistic don't @ me) and although he's a stickler for the rules, he has a lot of fun with improv

- theo is like. feral as a 6 year old can be (think bluey if you watch that) as hell bc without the laytons, theo is left unchecked with his chaotic-good personality and also his audhd (again, don't @ me) especially since luke is also very much the same

uh some bonus stuff:

- luke owns 4 rats and a cat (he is a responsible owner and the rats have a room dedicated to them so don't worry)

- clive owns 2 dogs (I need suggestions because I'm not a dog person lmao)

- as pictured above, theo LOVES hot chips for some fucking reason. he also has a huge sweet tooth and fakes getting hurt to get the "magical chocolate"

- theo also plays a lot with a boy obsessed with digging stuff up in the playground and a girl who talks a lot about dr. who in ms. reinhold's class

- hersh has a friend who beats up people who bully him for being quiet and "weird," much to his displeasure about violence. despite that, he's grateful that the bullying has gone down, but it is still causing him some self-esteem issues (he hasn't told clive about it) (NOT A SHIP. I REPEAT, NOT A SHIP. /srs)

- hershel also likes wearing skirts and has a collection of medium to long skirts and is very picky about staying in the autumn colour range bc appearance is important. (that's also why he wears glasses. they're not real but he likes how they frame his face)

- luke is an anxious mess and hasn't gone to therapy like clive has and has done a pretty good job of hiding it so far (except from theo bc they live together and luke worries about him a lot), but if something absolutely crazy happens they're gonna snap (I wonder what that could be. weird.)

- uh clive uses he/him, luke uses he/they, hershel has been trying out they/them along with he/him, and theo doesn't care what people use for him because he is 6 (clive and luke are supportive (obviously), so it doesn't matter anyway) (I used he/him for herhsel and theo for simplicity here)

if anyone's interested I can talk more about it (but maybe also if no one is interested because autism go brrrr)

#professor layton #professor layton au #my art #THERE IT IS.#frick don't look #past(?) problems modern solutions #p?pms

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vaqro-a · 1 year

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PREFACE : ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤi would like to state that i do not acknowledge the name that was formerly attributed to cole cassidy,ㅤ the one most often referred to as "the cowboy's dead / old name." ㅤㅤi don’t believe that the choice made by blizzard provides even the bare minimum in terms of restitution to their employees, ㅤnor do i believe that it takes sufficient measures against that terrible man. ㅤㅤhowever, ㅤi am aware that the former name connotes a recognition that he does not require ; ㅤfor this reason,ㅤ i have refrained from using it at any point in this or any of my pieces regarding this character, ㅤand i have no intention to use it. ㅤㅤin my canon, ㅤCOLE CASSIDY,ㅤwhile not the name he was born with, ㅤis the name he adopts and becomes his most recognizable alias throughout his life. ㅤㅤwith that out of the way, ㅤlet us begin dissecting the many identities of one cowboy.

carlos josé mendoza cárdenas was a boy that came from a joyful and complete home.ㅤㅤ he spent his childhood on his family's ranch, ㅤwhere he was responsible for the care of the sheep and cattle, ㅤrode horses, ㅤmade friends with the farm dogs, ㅤgot into trouble with his siblings, ㅤand received cuddles from his father. ㅤㅤon more than one occasion, ㅤhe slept off while resting his head on his mother's deep blue serape. ㅤㅤup until the age of twelve, ㅤthe sky appeared to be boundless, ㅤand each daybreak heralded a fresh opportunity for him to embark on an exciting new journey. ㅤㅤcarlos cárdenas died alongside his family.

what walked out of that massacre made his way to texas, ㅤand much like the case of many other orphaned children following the crisis,ㅤ no one really paid attention to just another abandoned brown child on the streets.ㅤㅤ soon enough, ㅤhe found himself working in a pork meat plant as a waste collector. ㅤㅤcassidy was the one he decided to go with when he needed a name. ㅤㅤcole came after, ㅤonce he was fired from the pork factory, ㅤwhen he signed theㅤ[ equally phony ]ㅤdocuments required to get a job on the megafarm which he would work a few more years. ㅤㅤcole cassidy emerged through this process as a young man who was rough around the edges yet kind, ㅤwith fire in his eyes and a keen aim. ㅤㅤa sunset chaser, ㅤa leader of a criminal organization, ㅤa firearms dearler. ㅤㅤa rebel without a cause.

a blackwatch agent.

cole developed a remarkable aptitude for performing undercover work as time passed. ㅤㅤthe cowboy was a true chameleon when it came to adopting new identities, ㅤinfiltrating new areas, ㅤand obtaining information from a diverse range of individuals, ㅤdespite what appeared to be his natural inclination for being loud and brash. ㅤㅤin the same way that he was one of the best marksmen on the ground, ㅤgabriel reyes relied on him as his eyes on the field for the purposes of reconnaissance and surveillance.ㅤㅤ this kind of operation certainly required a lot of different fabricated identities, ㅤand for a man who already had to craft himself anew, ㅤit was simple to develop something that held traces of himself but was yet far enough from the baseline to avoid being compromised. ㅤㅤit also gave cole the opportunity to write and perform other stories,ㅤ experience different lives, ㅤand a way for him to get a glimpse into what the small kid who lives inside of him may have grown up to be.

among other names, ㅤcole cassidy is also known as :

JOEL MORRICONE ㅤㅤdenotes himself as a coffee drinker, white hat wearer, and pundit for hire, ㅤwho was born in mexico but raised in the united kingdom. ㅤㅤhe takes a deep interest in both criminal activity and political matters ; ㅤㅤhe maintains his own blog with weekly updatesㅤ[ whenever feasible ],ㅤ and he also contributes columns and thoughts to an independent newspaper.ㅤㅤ joel had been in what seemed to be an endless relationship with bernard baldwin, ㅤa much older baker from los angeles ;ㅤ nevertheless, ㅤafter joel lost his arm, ㅤbernard broke up their relationship. ㅤㅤsingle and recovered from the physical and emotional trauma, ㅤjoel now is doing a significant amount of travelling throughout the world to report on the proliferation of the null sector and many other unsavory activities.

BRUNO LEONE ㅤㅤis a single, ㅤitalian young man. ㅤas a result of his brother enzo's untimely death in vienna while closing his photography studio,ㅤ bruno was unable to complete his education and so never received his diploma.ㅤ bruno was forced to abandon his studies as a result of the impact of the loss of his brother,ㅤ who represented everything he had to offer in the way of a familyㅤ[ mother being an addict who overdosed when they were eighteen, father having walked out when the twins were two ]. ㅤㅤbecause he is now saddled with debt,ㅤ bruno is forced to take odd jobs in order to make ends meet and continue living his life.ㅤㅤa memorable occasion was eight years ago, ㅤwhen bruno was fire from his job as a waiter for mouthing off against his manager ; ㅤhe had only got the job a month prior but had no patience for pushy employers and the snob clientele of the establishment.

MAVERICK LOGANN ㅤㅤis a bounty hunter and contract killer, ㅤand his place of birth is unknown. ㅤㅤa man who appears to care about very little, ㅤif anything at all, ㅤother than the amount of money in his pocket. ㅤㅤas a hired assassin, ㅤit would appear that he specializes in sniper and long - distance kills. ㅤㅤa vicious individual who does not like to have his boundaries tested yet appreciates a job well done when he sees it.

JEROME MCGINNISㅤㅤ is a skilled tradesman who is married to courtney and is a father to a beautiful daughter called alicia.ㅤㅤ a canadian citizen who resides in quebec with his wife and daughter, although the the majority of his time these days is spent away from home due to job obligations.

CARSON REEVES ㅤㅤis a fitness trainer and is currently single.ㅤㅤ grew up in wales as the son of a mexican immigrant mother and a welsh guy for a father.ㅤㅤ his parents got a divorce when he was a child.ㅤㅤ although he never attended college, ㅤhe did participate in badminton and rugby while he was in high school but was never good enough to play professionally.ㅤㅤ possesses a vicious temper and spends entirely too much time on the couch watching television and drinking beer on the weekends.

JEFF WAYNE ㅤㅤis a prominent american socialite. ㅤㅤbecause of the omnic crisis, ㅤjeffrey "jeff" wayne was an orphan and had to go through a number of different foster homes before finally settling down with carmen and reagan wayne. ㅤㅤafterwards, ㅤhe was raised in a life of plenty and luxury by his adoptive parents, ㅤwho provided him with everything but the love and attention he so desperately craved as a child. ㅤㅤmet his girlfriend, ㅤbrianna, ㅤwhile he was in college studying economics and philosophy. ㅤㅤshe passed away in a tragic accident not long ago.

#META.#there it is.#i could elaborate on which situation cole uses each name but i think i am leaving this one as it is.#and they can be later explored individually?#idk. thoughts #but this was also an opportunity to clear up on the name thing and where i stand with it #anyways now i can do adult things like house chores and food <3

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inscmnus · 1 year

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“let’s not be dramatic,” he tuts, tone light and on the verge of a sigh. “i can assure you— you’ll live.” leaning back against the balustrade, green eyes twinkle with an unmistakable glint of mischief as they slant in noctis’ direction. he twirls the flute in his hand idly. “or, at the very least, we might be able to slip out in not much longer.” / what if i said brotherhood era champagne shenanigans? 👀 @manusregis

𝐀 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒 , eyes closed for a moment. Dramatic was perhaps not the word Noctis would use -- though he'd made no secret of his disdain for such events. The corners of his lips twitched upwards slightly , knowing that was more of a tease coming from Ignis than the mirth it would have usually held from someone else. ❝ I'm not sure about that. If I have to listen to someone else telling me the colour choice for the walls was excellent I might die of boredom. ❞ That was an exaggeration. In truth , these sort of things tired him out more than anything. He wasn't a social butterfly , and though he tried to engage occasionally , it felt forced and awkward.

He leans against the barrier , gaze tilted upwards and a thoughtful expression on his face. The sounds coming from the room were filtered only by his want to ignore them for a few moments. His back ached a little , though it wasn't anything he couldn't endure. Despite the knowledge that this was part of his duty , and one he would fulfil to the best of his ability -- sometimes crowds became a little too overwhelming for him. Yet his resilience in keeping up with them was owed largely to the one standing beside him. One day you'll be the King , and these events will be yours to hold. The guests his to entertain , the talks his to guide. The thought of that alone was daunting , and though he didn't doubt that he'd one day be able to do it. He did sometimes question if that was because he had the strength to do it like his father -- or because of the people , mainly Ignis , who he knew would be by his side.

Becoming King was perhaps one of the most terrifying things Noctis was faced with. By that point it would have meant so much would have changed and a key figure in his life might not even be there anymore. It wasn't simply about becoming the King , but what he'd potentially lose by taking up that crown. How often had someone commented , saying he'd make a fine King one day. Equally as many as those who wondered if he was strong enough to bear that burden. Yet those were thoughts for another night and not something he'd ever easily voice , not tonight. He'd opted to at least try to enjoy it.

Pushing away from where he was leaning , a few steps forward. He brushes down the front of his jacket , tugging at the bottom of it like he was trying to find the motivation to re-join everyone else. ❝ Alright... you with me? ❞ Though posed as a question , it was one that didn’t need an answer.

#↱ IC ↲ yeah. i know i’m awesome : i amaze myself sometimes . / 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 #manusregis #so. there we go #there it is.#(:

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cxnscience · 2 years

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