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Dorothy McGuire (Swiss Family Robinson, Old Yeller, Gentleman's Agreement)— Kinda the original MILF, but to call her that feels offensive because she always played the most gentle and kind mothers imaginable. She's more like a MILC (mother I'd like to cuddle). She also had a wonderfully soft voice.
Irene Dunne (The Awful Truth, Theodora Goes Wild, My Favorite Wife)— The first time I saw her in Theodora Goes Wild she struck me dumb because who is that BEAUTIFUL woman being so funny and clever??? She was primarily known as a dramatic actress (and believe you me those are muscles she can FLEX, Penny Serenade hurts my feelings) but she’s also one of the funniest screwball leading ladies I’ve ever seen. Her films with Cary Grant are especially charming, but all her characters have this knowing quality in the heart of them that’s so intriguing, and her screwball girlies have this freedom to go after what (or who) they want that is delightfully subversive. I want to be her, I want to fuck her, I want to see every movie she’s ever done, she is a brilliant actress and she is my dream woman.
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Dorothy McGuire:
Irene Dunne:
irene excelled in screwball comedies, musicals, melodramas...she could do it all. she often played elegant society ladies and brought sparkling charisma and poise for days to anything she did, and sang like an angel (she pursued opera before going into moves), her rendition of jerome kern's "smoke gets in your eyes" in roberta moves me to tears every time.
A fantastic star of screwball comedies Irene Dunne is an undersung hot woman in my opinion. She rose to fame in her roles alongside the likes of Cary Grant, and was usually the funniest person in her movies. And the hottest.
She's snarky, and quick, prone to rolling her eyes, and eager to trip her counterparts up. In short, she was a devilish, charming, problem of a woman in many of her films, the pinnacle of hotness.
She’s so gorgeous and funny and her way of acting is so fresh and timeless! She’s the complete package of hotness to me with her talents, humor, and, of course, hot looks. I named my left tit after her to hopefully attract even a smidgen of her beauty and charm.
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They are so lovely, the wild swan girls:
white wings and absence . . .
1. How to recognize a swan girl.
She will have delicate wrists.
You will be able to circle her wrists
with your hands. No, don’t try it:
you don’t hold swan girls, not like that.
Any suggestion of captivity sends them flying
off on white swan wings, or on high heels
across a street or continent.
They can’t bear to be caught.
No, look at her wrists: skin over bone, with faint
pinpricks where the pinions go.
2. How to catch a swan girl.
Feign lack of interest.
Stare off into the distance, at a tree perhaps
or a beach, or the New York skyline.
Turn to her. Be polite, almost too polite.
Ask a question to which she doesn’t know the answer.
(Will it snow tomorrow? What are clouds make of?
How do you say eternity in Norwegian?)
Interest her, and keep her interested,
or she will fly off.
3. How to keep a swan girl.
You can’t, not in a house or an apartment,
not in a city, sometimes not even a country.
When she telephones, you will ask, where are you?
When she laughs, it will sound
so far away, and in the background
you will hear waves, or a language you don’t understand.
4. How to marry a swan girl.
Steal her coat of feathers.
This part always goes badly.
5. How to lose a swan girl.
Wait. Eventually, she will go somewhere else.
If you hide her coat of feathers, she will leave without it.
Wait, you say, but I thought . . . Oh, those old stories?
You didn’t believe those, did you?
She knows where to get another, and anyway
she doesn’t need wings to fly.
6. How to mourn a swan girl.
Make a shrine, perhaps on a dresser or small table.
Three swan feathers, a candle, a stone smoothed
by ocean waves. That should do it.
Sit on the sofa. Hold one of the feathers. Cry.
Realize it was inevitable.
Swan girls fly. It’s just what they do.
It wasn’t you.
7. How to be a swan girl.
There are no rules the sky is infinite
the world is yours laid out in rivers and mountains
like a great quilt pieced by your grandmother.
She is older than they are.
Her hair is white as snow and covers them
her eyes are bright as stars and when she laughs
avalanches.
You take after her.
Swan girl where will you go?
Everywhere you say and then
everywhere else.
Theodora Goss
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have you seen theodora goes wild?? i keep rewatching it, its so delightful to me!!! i really love the divorce of lady x too and it really reminds me of it!!!
i have!!! i loved the concept of the good girl in a small town secretly being the one to write a salacious novel, especially when she had to agree with everyone that it was deviant and reprehensible, like thats very delicious to me. irene dunne is also absolutely adorable in it, like when she's trying to posture as a big society women and wears all those outrageous outfits but she's actually still very sweet inside... i feel like thats one of the reasons i like screwball comedies so much is that the women are often written in such intriguing ways, like they have so much personality, which a lot of modern movies fail to achieve... plus i love farces
^ very cute even though melvyn douglas' character is being a little bit of an ass at this point in the movie
loved this big feather outfit she wore. so many good promo images for this movie
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