#theo like 'im not touching that with a forty foot pole'

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The woman's voice in earbuds: Battery Low Arthur: So you're just going to leave me. Just like everyone else

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp arthur #ikevamp incorrect quotes #im going to preface this one by saying #1. i'm so sorry #2. I am also not remotely sorry #these two things can be true at once and are not remotely in conflict with each other <3 #in all seriousness though i saw this post days ago and i just couldn't stop relating it to him #he's so damn dramatic and desperate for attn PLS #i also just can't get over the thought of him muttering this while everyone looks at him like he's nuts #theo like 'im not touching that with a forty foot pole' #theo: yeah just like i'm doing right now **goes to work** #man the way i just imagine dazai holding a hose over arthur to make it look like its raining until the camera panels back #isaac walking out of sbux with everyone's coffee like 'wtf happened here???' #shhhhh isaac no questions only caffeine #source: foodandfriends #(yes i am aware of the tragic meaning this can take on no i will not be broaching it) #(I Do Not See It. Let the Children Sleep.)