#then when i automatically clutched my shoulder it was wet and sticky💀💀💀💀 i near fainted lmfao

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the more i read tf2 fanfiction the more it's obvious who played paintball at least once in their life and who didn't

#by which i mean. people SEVERELY underestimate how much it fucking hurts to get shot #if you ever got hit in paintball you'd know a bullet (yes even one) isn't something you just walk off with no issue/act normal after #even if you're a trained mercenary. you won't be able to just fully *ignore* a bullet wound. #like paintball obviously isn't the real thing. BUT once you get hit with that and think you're dying you can imagine what the real thing- #-would be like💀 #it's a shaping experience i think everyone should get their ass kicked in paintball at least once /j #ramble #like bro genuiely. you ever played paintball? #it's treated so lightly but at least where i'm from it's hard rubber balls shot from rifles hard enough for thick rubber to break on impact #it's not toy guns. it's air rifles. this shit hits hard (only difference is that it doesn't penetrate). #one time i got hit in the arm and it crushed the fucking muscle all the way to the bone (as it turned out in the hospital)💀💀 #//also offtopic my first time getting shot was so funny (not at that moment ofc) #like i got hit in the right shoulder (the joint) and it hurt so bad i thought it broke a bone #then when i automatically clutched my shoulder it was wet and sticky💀💀💀💀 i near fainted lmfao