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fearofaherobrine · 7 years

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Roleplay Server Log #244

“Tennis Match, Cp Restored”

[CP] Banging on CN's door first thing in the morning- GIVE IT BACK!

[CN] - NO! IT'S MINE!

[Lie] Groans and rolls over in her bed, typing into the chat- Notch... Your kids an early riser...

[Notch] Sheepishly in chat- I am too, usually....

[Lie] - Yes well he's making a commotion outside of my room

[Notch] Kids do that....

[Lie] Groans-

-knock knock its the tooth fairy-

[Lie] Huffs and gets out of her bed, heading for the door and opens it- Hello?

-just kidding it's Mix-

[Mix] Hey! Uh... -sheepishly- Got any sugar, Lie?

[Lie] - Maybe? I'm really not sure. CP's been eating a lot...

[Mix] Cp, eating sugar? I don't think he's any sweeter.

[Lie] Can't help the small laugh which leaves her- No, no, he's regaining his form and so he's eating everything he can so he'll have enough material to build back up

[CP] Goes running by with a wooden sword-

[CN] - GIVE IT BACK!

[Lie] Sighs-

[Mix] -Actually startled at the teeny cp- ... Smol. Why is he small?

[Lie] - He was... Deleted by his NOTCH. I had a single pixel of his and he's been regrowing from that

[Mix] Oh my stars.. I.. Wow... Poor guy.. -Saddened face- Atleast you had that pixel...

[Lie] - Yeah... Unfortunately he and CN can't seem to stop fighting. Anyways, let's go see if I have any sugar for you

[Lie] Heads down to the work room and starts digging through some trunks-

[Mix] -follow the lie-

[Lie] Frowns after a moment- Looks like we may have to go out to the green house... I don't seem to have any in here...

[Mix] Did he eat it all?

[Lie] - Looks like it...

[CP] He and CN are scuffling outside-

[Lie] - Notch? They're fighting again!- She begins heading outside to go to the green house

[Mix] Why don't you just separate them? -follow the lie some more-

[Lie] - We try, but they keep finding a way around...- They enter the green house and the smell of vanilla is strong in the air

[Mix] Just? Lock them in a room with an iron door? *shrug and smell some good stuff. It's called vanilla.

[Mix] That smells good.

[Lie] - It's vanilla, it's used in air fresheners and stuff

[Mix] Smells good.

[Lie] - Do you want some?

[Mix] Uh... Sure.

[Lie] Reaches up and picks a couple blossoms and pods- Here, the pods can be used for cooking

[Notch] Comes in with a black eye and a sour expression. - Can I have a healing bloom please?

[Mix] Yikes.

[Lie] - Right next to the door

[Notch] Plucks one and holds it against his closed eye - Rotten little....

[Lie] - I'm so tempted to just use my vines to separate them...

[Mix] Time out room is more effective.

[Lie] - We do have the cage...

[Notch] Just be careful, their little fists move like lighting.

[Lie] - I don't think either one would hurt me

[Lie] - Mix, I'm going to go see what I can do about the kids, feel free to pilfer what you want from the green house

[Doc] Is in one of the lower rooms that has a carpeted floor trying to teach Yaunfen to walk- I've got you, just take small steps

[Deer] Is watching with a small smile-

[Yaunfen] Wobbles a lot-

[Doc] I know its hard. I'll catch you if you fall

[Yaunfen] - Mada carry me?

[Doc] I can, but not all the time. You should still learn to walk.

[Yaunfen] - No, just carry

[Deer] - Yaunfen, if you can't learn how to walk, then how can you expect to get cookies all by yourself?

[Doc] Yeah, it's much easier to raid the fridge with thumbs. I'll even teach you to cook if you want.

[Yaunfen] - Mmmm...

[Doc] We can make popsicles...

[Yaunfen] - Popsicles! Popsicles!

[Doc] Perfect. - xe takes a few steps back. -Walk to me and we'll go have treats!

[Yaunfen] Shakily stands and promptly falls on butt-

[Doc] Awwww... - Sweetheart! - Helps hir up- Are you okay?

[Yaunfen] - Uh huh... We go get treats now?

[Doc] Soon, come on, just try, I'll hold your hands. Little steps-

[Yaunfen] Stands again and shakily takes tiny little steps-

[Deer] - Maybe we should see if we can borrow Endrea's old knee pads and helmet...

[Doc] I could always just make some new ones. Is it really nessesary though? Yaunfen is older then Endrea was. I think they'll get it soon.

[Deer] - Just thinking aloud love, that's all

[Yaunfen] Stumbles and trips a little-

[Doc] Catches them- Careful. Use your claws if you have too. Toes help you balance.

[Yaunfen] - Okay Mada

[Doc] Has a light in hir eyes watching Yaunfen, a sort of sparkle, it's almost as if playing with hir child helps blot out some of the horror and stress Dn is causing hir.

[Yaunfen] Stumbles a little, but is starting to get the hang of it with Doc's help-

[Doc] Hears footsteps upstairs and the look on hir face is pained-

[Deer] Glances at the stairs-

[Doc] Maybe we should go play in a lower room...

[Deer] - Go, I'll delay him

[TLOT] Feels Dn headed for Doc and swallows his fear. Doc's tension has been building for days, and while it's not as bad as the mental collapse that made them into a brine, it's still wearing them down. He steps directly into Dn's path- Go somewhere else. You're not welcome down there. [Dn] I don't care. I go where my brine is. I never know what kind of chaos they might cause if I'm not always watching them.

[TLOT] Scans Dn-

[Dn] Pushes back mentally and shoves his icy hands against the Herobrine-

[TLOT] Stumbles a little under the force of the cold, his chestplate having soaked it up and transfered it to the hot flesh underneath. But he's already seen what was in the NOTCH's mind and growls- Don't ever touch me again.

[Dn] Are you going to fight me Herobrine? You know it will do no good. The power that protects your friends from death also defends me from obliteration.

[TLOT] It dosen't mean you can't suffer, you odious creature.

[Dn] Filthy little glitch. You wouldn't dare.

[TLOT] Feels the creeping horror of what he's challenging and fights the urge to back down or run away. It's only the memory of fear in his friend's eyes that keeps him firm. With a snarl he charges forward and uses the horns on his helm to toss Dn like a bull.

[Dn] Lands with a bit of a crunch and struggles to get up, ice spreading all around where he fell.

[TLOT] Doc always tries to see the good in people. And more often then not, it just leads to them getting burned. I don't know why they keep trying. And this time I'm going to intervene. All you want is control and it makes me sick. Doc isn't some toy for you to play with.

[Dn] Shall I play with you instead? - He makes a gesture and throws a spine of ice as casually as one would a dart. It's so fast TLOT has no time to dodge and it lodges in his gut. -

[TLOT] You bastard.... - He staggers as his heat turns the water to steam and it billows all around him. A cough shudders through him and he spits a wad of staticky slime out of his throat. - I hope this hurts you as much as it hurt my NOTCH... - He throws the wad and it lands squarely on the NOTCH's chest.

[Dn] Stares at it for a moment. - Is that the best you can... - his face twists with horror as the interference reaches his skin and starts to burn. - Frantically he swats at it, staggering as it sears down through his player skin. With a look of horror he topples and hits the floor-

- /Player Dn was killed by HerobrineTheLordOfTears/ -

[TLOT] Fuck you.

[Steve] Felt his mate in pain and runs all the way to the castle from the village, before charging down into the bowels of the castle to find him-

[TLOT] Sits down on the floor with a bucket of lava and holds a bit of it against the hole in his gut.

[Steve] Is frantically checking him over-

[TLOT] I'm all right my lamb. Just... upset.

[Steve] Immediately understands- what did you see?

[TLOT] He's a stalker, a psychopath. Just as Doc seems to be bolstered by being kind, Dn delights in cruelty and control. He'll hound Doc until they have a nervous breakdown from being shadowed and he'll love every moment.

[Steve] What can we do?

[TLOT] Go around him, and Doc as well, unfortunately. I know they'll want to give him a million second chances and I think that's not the right way this time. I need to talk to Flux and probably Deerheart. They may know some other way then fighting him directly.

[Deer] Smiles as she sees the death message and send a quick thank you to TLOT before closing her eyes and concentrating. She sends a quick warning to the others before putting one of her more recent lessons with Flux to the test. She visualizes all the ways DN could get to Doc and creates a barrier there. She can only make it a couple blocks wide and it won't physically stop someone, but it will disorient them, hopefully enough to keep DN out

[Dn] Storms past Deerheart and shoves her in his haste-

[Deer] Scowls at the NOTCH- I wouldn't advise that DN

[Dn] Makes a dismissive noise and waves a hand at her airily.

[Deer] - Do not ignore me

[Dn] Gives her the barest glance as he feels around for Doc's energy

[Deer] - You can't get to them

[Dn] Oh really?

[Deer] - Yes, I will protect my mate from you

[Dn] That's a rather bold statement from someone who is not even a Herobrine. Tend to your mobs and stay out of NOTCH business.

[Deer] - You're right, I am no brine, I am something much stronger

[Dn] So you keep boasting. Are you sure you shouldn't go fetch your purple friend first?

[Deer] - So I keep warning, there is a difference

[Dn] Why do you oppose me? Surely the impulse to keep the code clean and orderly is in you too?

[Deer] - It is clean. If you were ever to actually look at the work Doc does you'd find it clean and very orderly, it's only their means which are a little messy, but accepted by the seed because they are the native

[Dn] They shed and attract pixels like a magnet in iron sand. It's disgusting, you're merely blinded by love.

[Deer] - No, my love is in response to their love of the seed. I would not exist if not for them. and it is not as if the pixels they don't use remain, they despawn like anything else

[Dn] Love is just an illusion of programming, you bore me. -goes to walk away

[Deer] - I wouldn't go that way~

[Dn] Sneers and walks away from her he doesn't get more then a few steps before his face goes a sickly green and he wobbles, trying to keep his footing. - what the nether kind of stupidity is this?!

[Deer] - Just a little trick Flux taught me

[Dn] You.... Witch... - he falls to his knees and dry heaves

[Deer] - No, I'm a server. Admittedly Flux's version of this is much stronger since it's more magic based, but it's doing what it needs to do for now

[Dn] Growls- you're no better then your disaster of a mate...

[Deer] - And you are a pathetic excuse for a NOTCH

[Dn] He puts his hands flat on the floor and turns it to ice-

[Deer] - That won't help you

[Dn] It's not meant to help me.... - her hooves are frozen to the floor

[Deer] Looks down- Oh, how cute. Take a nap for once- She pulls a block of bedrock out of her inventory and chucks it at DN's head

[Dn] is too disoriented to dodge and slumps to the floor. He has some hearts left, but he's out cold.

[Deer] Sighs a little- TLOT? I could use some help...

[TLOT] Tps to her directly but slips on the icy floor and ends up on his rear - YOW THATS COLD.

[Deer] - Sorry, he still managed to do that even though he was pretty disoriented

[TLOT] Tries to get up again and holds onto the wall to keep his balance- dumb bastard...

[Deer] - He's out of it for now though, but he froze my hooves to the ground and it's starting to get cold...

[TLOT] Ah, I guess I'm a good person to heat things up. -He takes tiny steps in her direction-

[Deer] Waits patiently-

[TLOT] Skids a little and falls against her - sorry, I've got no traction on ice.

[Deer] - That's okay, it is pretty slippery

[TLOT] Hugs her to stay upright and turns up his glitch. The room warms quickly, leaving the floor soaked as well as the unconscious NOTCH.

[Deer] - I would say to throw him somewhere but I think it might be better just to leave him there...

[TLOT] We'll compromise. Just because I'm a better person then he is. - He tosses down a sponge to clean up the water - That's all you get from me.

[Deer] - Thanks for freeing me, I wasn't really sure what to do

[TLOT] Anytime. - Pats her shoulder- Let's go talk somewhere else.

[Deer] - Sure, what are we talking about?

[TLOT] Leads her down a hallway- Dn. We have to do something about him. We can't go on like this. He's making Doc crazy, and... I saw into his nasty little mind.

[Deer] - I know, but I don't want to hurt Doc by doing something they wouldn't want us to do

[TLOT] Doc isn't sure what to do. That much I know. They're just insane with worry and don't want to push it off on anyone else.

[Deer] - As usual, but I know just how mad their being driven. With Yaunfen having their own room I've tried coaxing Doc into love making but they're too paranoid to do so. But, what did you see in DN's head?

[TLOT] He's... I'm usure of the word... delusional? He's a psychopathic control freak. His only drive seems to be to put Doc in a little box where they can't do anything without him watching them. He thinks he should be the one in control, as if they were in some kind of fucked-up relationship.

[Deer] - Perhaps that would be what had happened if we hadn't been here when Doc turned into a brine, if DN had formed properly and been there when Doc was out of control...

[TLOT] But they wouldn't be happy. Doc hates it when people tell hir what to do.

[Deer] - But perhaps that Doc would be grateful for someone to help control their powers...- Deer shakes her head- Never mind, we need to focus on getting rid of DN. That barrier I created to disorient him? Flux taught me that, perhaps she has some more insight?

[TLOT] Perhaps. Maybe Dn is just bitter and angry because he lost his chance and Doc doesn't need him. Ah, I'll call her. - Sends a whisper over the chat.

[Flux] Forms next to them- Yes?

[TLOT] We have a dilemma - He shows them both mentally what he saw in Dn's mind-

[Deer] Shudders-

[Flux] - An interesting problem...

[Deer] - We were hoping you might have an idea on how to deal with him...

[TLOT] I know what Doc is going through and I want to help, and I know that throwing him out won't be a solution.

[Flux] - If we were on my server I would be able to take his powers from him, but this isn't my seed, and Deer does not have the magic capabilities to do so... Perhaps extermination is in order?

[Deer] - But how could we exterminate him here? If we turn off respawn then whoever is fighting him also runs the risk of not coming back, but if respawn is on, he'll just come back

[TLOT] Swallows- Can we trick him onto another seed and lock him in?

[Flux] - We can try, but with his patience and persistence he may just find his way back

[TLOT] I don't want to run the risk of him finding allies either... how do you think Cn will react? Dn doesn't seem to care about him at all, but the kid considers him a friend.

[Deer] - What about the sword that removed CP? If we can get that... And you're right, we'll have to take CN into consideration as well. We don't want a child throwing himself into danger over this

[TLOT] Getting that would solve two problems, but I have no idea how to go about it. Doc and Cp seem to be the only ones who could battle him safely. And the fact that Cp was stabbed despite his fighting prowess is worrisome. Doc's fighting style is a bit... inelegant in comparison.

[Flux] - You've seen CP take blows to get in close to deal more damage. Him taking a scratch is not unusual, it's the result of that scratch which was

[TLOT] I'm still concerned. And Cp's regeneration has been... suprising. I know Doc took a lot of odd forms before they built a human one, who knows what that would be like.

[Deer] - Once he's back to normal we are most certainly getting another couple of pixels from CP

[TLOT] I'd take an entire heart, but I know it hurts like nether to rip it out... And not just from personal experience.

[Flux] - He'd do it for his mate if she asked, he'll do anything for her. Which makes him all the more dangerous if she is hurt

[TLOT] Trust me, I know that one intimately. We've scuffled a few times. His loyalty to her is one of the reasons I do have some respect for him. And I've patched up Doc plenty of times as well.

[Deer] - So what should we do?

[TLOT] I feel terrible saying this... but... for Doc's sake... we should delete him.

[Deer] - Agreed

[Flux] - I will support you in this, but you will need a plan on how to do this

[TLOT] Holds his hands out helplessly - I have no idea how to do it... Flux, Deerheart, this is your domain.

[Flux] - We... Are not used to deleting NOTCH's, they are technically considered a part of the seed, a part of us, just as much as the brines are

[TLOT] Is it even possible? I mean, I know it was a problem for Jeb...

[Deer] - We know brines can kill NOTCH's...

[Flux] - So perhaps we just have to wait for CP to return to normal to bolster our forces...

[TLOT] I hate to wait, but that is probably the best idea.

[Deer] - And perhaps he'll have some clues on how his NOTCH did it too...

[Flux] - Speaking of CP, I need to get back before he and CN drive Lie mad, they've been fighting near constantly

[Doc] is playing with a slime ball. Cooking it slowly as Xe turns it around in hir hands - It's always easier to solve other people's problems, isn't it Yaunfen?

[Yaunfen] - What problems?

[Doc] How people relate to one another. Why they fight.

[Yaunfen] - What's so confusing? Isn't everyone happy?

[Doc] I wish they were kiddo. But I might have an idea how to help two of them, or at least... distract them a bit... - Xe throws the ball of hardened slime against the floor and it suprisingly bounces back up.

[Yaunfen] - Bouncy bouncy!

[Doc] Yeah... it might be what I need. - Xe makes a copy and gets up off the floor. - Lets go for a walk. Take the back way out.

[Yaunfen] Holds up arms- Carry me?

[Doc] I can't, you're too big. But you can shift back to your dragon shape for now. I don't want to go too slow.

[Yaunfen] - How?

[Doc] Did you look at your inventory yet? It's much bigger now.

[Yaunfen] - Uh huh!

[Doc] You should see a little person at the top that looks like you, and there's a toggle next to it, just flip it.

[Yaunfen] Sticks tongue out as they try, eventually getting it-

[Doc] It'll get easier. I made the passageway so Exeggutor can get in and out. You'll fit just fine.

[Yaunfen] - Okay!

[Crim] - hears voices and slowly wakes up -

-Walks past Crim's room-

[Yaunfen] - We go play?

[Doc] Yes actually- on impulse xe taps on Crim's door. - You want to come play with us Crim?

[Crim] - yawns and nudges door open - Play? - he yawns some more -

[Doc] Did I wake you? I'm sorry.

[Yaunfen] - Play! Play!

[Doc] Not so loud! We don't want... him... to hear us...

[Yaunfen] - Sorry Mada...

[Doc] Pats hir- It's okay.

[Crim] - stretching - Is good, hungers so wake anyways.

[Doc] What do you need to eat? Is your diet mostly coal? - Starts to walk and motions them to follow down the long stone passageway-

[Yaunfen] - Yuck

[Doc] I'd eat the coal from your home seed Yaunfen, but you and I seem to be the only ones who like it.

[Crim] - follows - Black soft rock, red rocks when find. Green straight things and baba's fur.

[Doc] So coal, redstone, sugar canes? And... fur? I'm not sure what you mean. You eat wool?

[Yaunfen] - Yucky yucky yucky

[Doc] Do you have any preference? I can get all that stuff from the creative. You probably only have one slot, but I can give you some. It's best to always carry some food in case you get hurt anyway.

[Yaunfen] - Mada have cookies?

[Crim] Black soft rock. Is looking for other, but no know what looks.

[Doc] Of course. - Xe pulls some from the open menu and holds them out in a little fan-

[Yaunfen] Slurps them all up-

[Doc] Coal is easy- Xe gets some of that with hir free hand and holds it out as well. - Just take the stack.

[Crim] - rumble purs and takes from Doc - Much nice, many tasties.

[Doc] Starts to mount the stairs- No reason for anyone to go hungry around here. Especially in my house. - Smiles warmly

[Yaunfen] Trots after Doc-

[Crim] - quickly eats a piece - Baba's fur... Is... - he gives up and bleats like a sheep.

[Doc] So wool... weird... it seems like you're eating very specific things, almost like you're brewing... - They pace around the twisty stair and open one of the doors to the outside a crack. They peek out and then open both for the dragons. - There's some sugar cane right here if either of you want any.

[Crim] - looks around and points to a tree - Green tall things.

[Yaunfen] Immediately grabs the sugar cane-

[Doc] Oh, THOSE tall green things. I thought you wanted these- points to the canes. - Do you want leaves or wood?

[Crim] - sniffs and sneezes. - Both I can eats.

[Doc] Ah, well. I'd rather you not cut down the forest, so just take the small ones and replant the the saplings. Okay?

[Crim] Must be hungries, no rocks. Better than fur. - he makes a yuck face -

-There's a hiss from up in the tree-

[Doc] Gotcha. We do what we have too. - Looks up-

[Pinwheel] Is up amongst the tree's, upon closer look there are claw marks in the bark leading up to the branch Pinwheel is on-

[Crim] - stares up at Pinwheel -

[Doc] Good morning Pinwheel! Learned any new words yet?

[Pinwheel] - No

[Splender] Is calling for Pinwheel-

[Doc] Over here Splender. She's enjoying this tree. Crim? This is Pinwheel. She's got a lethal bite so mind her head.

[Splender] Strides over- There you are you silly little feather ball

[Doc] We were heading out to play for a bit, would you like to join us?

[Splender] - Sure! Let me grab Pinwheel- His tendrils snake into the tree and grab the small dragon

[Doc] Wait!

[Crim] She bites? No bites me. - takes a few steps back. - She do, I bites back. - hisses at Pinwheel to show off his fangs.

[Pinwheel] Hisses back, extending her own fangs-

[Doc] Addresses Pinwheel directly- we're going to go run around and play. Would you like to join us? If so you can just follow. - At Splender- Let her choose, she probably climbed up there because she wants to run around.

[Pinwheel] - No

[Doc] Well we're going this way- at Crim- She's not fully vocal yet. She's smart but that's the only word she knows so far-

[Splender] Makes a worried noise, not sure what to do-

[Crim] - nods and looks at Splender . - Who you?

[Doc] Quietly - It's okay Splender. Lie taught me a trick to use on little kids- a bit louder- We're going to go have fun over this way-

[Splender] - Okay...- Looks down at Crim- Oh! Hello, my name is Splender!

[Doc] He's a very powerful, paranormal entity who likes to hang out with us digital types.

[Crim] - points to self - Crim.

[Splender] - It's nice to meet you Crim

[Doc] We picked him up on the seed with all the other dragons. He's a modded type.

[Pinwheel] After watching them walk away for a bit, she slinks down the tree and stalks them, staying low in the grass-

[Doc] whispers over chat to Splender- She's following, but don't look.

[Splender] Twiddles his fingers-

[Doc] Jogs across the spawn and heads for Lie's house-

[Splender] - Where are we going?

[Doc] I think I have something that might curtail Cp fighting with Cn for a bit-

[Splender] - Why are they fighting?

[Doc] Laughs - because they're both wildly immature and hate one another.

[Splender] - Well that's not nice

[Doc] Sorry... but it's true. And Cn is literally a child.

[Splender] - Hmph, I'll need to have a word with CP...

[Doc] Merrily- Telling a Herobrine not to fight with a NOTCH is kind of like telling Pinwheel not to bite people. No need to get your shorts in a twist my friend. - They're coming up on Lie's house.

[Lie] Is at her wits end and has the two children separated with her vines at the back of the house-

[Doc] Umm, Lie?

[Lie] - What!?

[Doc] Oh dear... Would you like some help?

[Lie] - Please

[Splender] Gasps- OMG HE'S A CHILD!

[Doc] Yeah.. I thought you knew? It was all over the chat. He got deleted fighting with his NOTCH. Thankfully we had a little piece of him. He's been regrowing from it. He was a kitten for about a day.

[Splender] - A KITTEN!?

-CP and CN are yelling at each other-

[Doc] I took pictures. Good grief. What started it this time Lie?

[Lie] - CP stole CN's sword this morning...

[Doc] I need to make some small preps but I brought a distraction. - Opens the creative and takes out some sticks and spider string and starts twisting the thread into a net.

[Lie] - Please, anything

[Doc] I read about this game a awhile back and thought it might appeal to them. - Xe makes some copies of the resulting instrument and the bouncy ball and walks over to Cp and Cn - I brought you something to do where you can compete against eachother. Will that stop your fighting for a bit?

[CP] - No!

[CN] - He started it!

[CP] - DId not!

[Doc] It's really fun...

[CP] Huffs-

[CN] - Only if he gives my sword back!

[Doc] Reaches into Cp's inventory and takes out the sword since he can't move-

[CP] - Hey! Give that back!

[Doc] No, it's not yours. You have your own tools.

[CP] - No I don't!

[Doc] Yes you do. Lie is holding them because you two won't stop fighting.

[Lie] - That and they're super dangerous...

[Doc] Oh Lie, Crim, Splender. Yaunfen has something to show you. Flip that switch I showed you again sweetie. I know you're not steady on your feet, but you can play with us too. Crim, I think you're good since you have those extra limbs.

[Yaunfen] Concentrates, sticking their tongue out again before popping into their human form and falling forwards-

[Lie] - Awww, Yaunfen that's adorable!

[Doc] Is too far away to catch them- Yaunfen? Are you okay?

[Crim] - yipes and jumps back, startled - What happens?

[Splender] Catches Yaunfen in his tendrils- Careful there

[Yaunfen] - I get small form!

[Doc] I made Yaunfen a second body so they can get around the castle easier. I went the other way myself. I made a dragon body so I could be bigger.

[Crim] -creeps toward them, sniffing - You lost legs!

[Yaunfen] - Nuh uh!

[Doc] They just got hands instead. All the bits are there, just in a slightly altered form. Even their whiskers, it's part of the hair.

[Crim] - holds up upper most set of arms, wiggling claws - But.... odd? You smell like you.

[Doc] Yeah, it's not always convenient to have all your limbs on the ground. They are the same. It's just a... like an armor suit? Something you can take off and on. You just got lucky to have an extra pair Crim.

[Crim] -wraps arms around himself while he looks over Yaunfen- Like leggies. You like this you?

[Pinwheel] Is watching from around the corner of the house-

[Yaunfen] - Uh huh, let's me stay with Mada

[Crim] - looks worried but nods - Smaller yes. Inside stay.

[Yaunfen] - But can be big outside!

[CP] - Can I keep punching him now?

[Lie] - No!

[Doc] It's okay Crim. I have tons of experience with this. It's totally safe. Splender? I think you might be the perfect person to help me demonstrate this. - Holds up what it obviously a tennis racket-

[Splender] Takes the racket- Ooh! Are we playing tennis?

[Doc] We'll try. Guys, pay attention. You swing it like a sword to bat the ball back when it comes at you- Xe takes one of the rubbery slimeballs and bounces it towards Splender-

[Splender] Easily but gently hits it back towards Doc-

[Crim] - scuttles aside but watches intently, eyes wide.

[Yaunfen] Sits down-

[Doc] Swats it back with a bit of effort- And you can go fast, or hit it so the other person has to run to reach it-

[Splender] Tendrils extend to reach it-

[CP] Already has thoughts churning-

[Lie] - CP I see that look, stop it

[Doc] Huffs as xe runs back and forth to keep up with Splender- It's okay for them to hit the ball at eachother, as long as they play outside. I know both of them are good with a sword.

[Lie] - I suppose... She slowly lets the boys down

[CP] - I'm hungry

[Doc] But you can't play if you're eating.

[CP] - But hungry...

[Lie] - You can eat a little, but then you should try playing

[Doc] Hang on a sec Splender, so I can give them copies-

[Splender] Easily grabs the ball-

[Doc] Makes more rackets and passes them around, backing away quickly as xe tosses the ball to Cn-

[CN] Bounces the ball a little-

[Doc] Hands one to Crim and Yaunfen - Yaunfen, you stand with Splender, he's got a huge advantage and you need practice moving around. Crim, you're with me-

[Yaunfen] - Okay!- Crawls over to Splender

[Crim] - scuttles over toward Doc

[Doc] Splender can you help Yaunfen stay upright? They're not used to walking on two feet yet. And Lie? You relax. Sit on the swing for a bit. You look exhausted.

[Splender] Absolutely!- He uses a couple of tendrils to support Yaunfen

[Doc] Hands the ball to Crim - Just bounce it on the ground and give it a little swat with the racket. No need to get violent,

[Crim] - takes ball, bounces and tries to swat it. He hits, but the racket falls out of his paw.

[Doc] Picks it up and helps him - Just like swatting fireballs back at ghasts-

[Banette] wanders outside near where Pinwheel is hiding.

[Crim] - struggles, finally standing on his back legs to use 2 paws to hold racket.

[Pinwheel] Little hiss-

[Banette] Curious look -

[CP] Tackles CN-

[Lie] - HEY!

[Doc] Oh come on! At least try!

[CN] Whacks at CP with his racket-

[Lie] Groans-

[Doc] Splender, you said something about having a talk with him?

[Splender] - That was before I knew he was a kid!

[Doc] Well... you're used to dealing with kids, right? - Xe watches as the ball goes over by Crim-

[Splender] - Well yes, but sometimes you just have to let them fight a little

[Crim] - picks up ball and tossed it up, taking a bit of wild swing at it.

-The ball goes wide and bounces over by Pinwheel and Banette-

[Banette] Looks at the dragon to see if they'll go after it-

[Pinwheel] Lashes out at it, sinking her fangs in and getting stuck, her mouth open wide around it-

[Doc] Facepalms- It's a good thing I've taken to carrying the fruit with me. - Xe tosses a copy of the ball to Splender- Pinwheel? Haven't I warned you about biting random things?

[Crim] - frown - Sorry, not mean.

[Pinwheel] Tail is lashing about-

[Doc] It's okay. I was hoping Pinwheel might like to play with the balls too. It's why I made more.

[Doc] waves a hand over the ball and melts it back into slime pixels - Just spit it out-

[Pinwheel] Shakes her head, trying to get all the slime out, she's still holding her mouth open with her fangs extended-

[Doc] I've got pills if your mouth hurts too.

[Pinwheel] - NOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo

[Doc] No it hurts or no you don't want a pill? Point at your mouth if it hurts-

[Pinwheel] Tries to hide her mouth-

[Doc] Pinwheel.... Come on, still don't trust me?

[Pinwheel] - No!

[Doc] Haven't I been nice to you?

[Pinwheel] - No!

[Doc] Gingerly reaches around to scratch Pinwheels feathery ruff-

[Pinwheel] Her fluff raises up-

[Doc] There you go. Just relax. Everything is okay.

[Lie] Is sitting on the swing with her feet up- Ummm... How long has she been there?

[Yaunfen] Bounces a ball towards Crim-

[Doc] Softly- She followed us over. She'd probably like to play, but I know she's stubborn and likely shy.

[Crim] - switches racket to mouth just in time to knock ball back to Yaunfen.

[Lie] - You know for something bright pink and rainbow colors... She can hide pretty well...

[Yaunfen] Falls as they reach to hit it back-

[Doc] She's quiet and sneaky, aren't you? - Pets and scratches all around, trying to make the little dragon flop-

[Pinwheel] Her head starts coming out-

[Crim] - wilts and mumbles around racket - Sorries.

[Splender] - It's okay Crim, they are still getting used to being on two legs

[Doc] Rubs her chin gently as well- Come on. Tell me if it hurts. You look okay at least.

[Pinwheel] Her mouth opens a little, showing some sores inside-

[Doc] Keeps petting with one hand and palms a pill with the other- Aww, you do have some little sores. But I have what you need. I didn't want to crack your fangs off again trying to pull them out of that ball.

[Pinwheel] - NOOOoooOOOoo!

[Yaunfen] Crawls towards the ball to roll it to Crim-

-CN and CP are still fighting-

[Crim] - baps ball back with tail, gently.

[Yaunfen] Happily rolls the ball back- Fun!

[Doc] Flicks the pill into her mouth as she whines and redoubles hir petting to distract the dragon-

[Pinwheel] Trills at the pets-

[Crim] - spits out racket and sits down, baps ball back. - Better play.

[Yaunfen] - Much better!

[Doc] See? All better. Too bad I can't say the same for Cn and Cp....

-CN takes a racket to the face-

[Lie] Sighs and hangs her head-

[Notch] Comes around the corner - what's all the ruckus?

[Lie] - Same as when you left

[Notch] Makes a pained face. He's just as annoyed with the kids and it spills over into something odd. - STOP THAT STUPID FIGHTING!- His voice ripples out and the volume is near deafening-

-The two kids jump in surprise-

[Doc] Markus...

[Lie] - Nice dad voice

[Splender] Jumps and shrinks a little, being reminded of the few rare times his brother has been truly angry-

[Notch] Also looks suprised- I didn't mean to be that loud!

[Crim] - squeaks and hunkers down.

[Doc] That actually hurt a little bit-

[Yaunfen] Tries to get smaller-

[Notch] Looks incensed- I'm sorry!

[Doc] Do you think...? It's some kind of budding power?

[CP] Takes the distraction to punch CN-

[CN] - OW!

[Doc] Lobs a ball at Cp and hits him square on the head- Stop it! You heard your dad.

[CP] - Hey!- He then grumbles

[Notch] Notices Crim and Yaunfen hunkered - I'm sorry! I wasn't trying to scare you guys.

[Yaunfen] - Loud...

[Notch] It was an accident...

[Crim] nods

[Doc] You guys play. You're not in trouble. He didn't mean to scare anyone.

[Yaunfen] - Okay- Rolls the ball back at Crim

[Lie] At Notch- It's your turn to deal with those two

[Notch] At Lie- Of course. I'm sorry I left them with you for so long.

[Doc] Yeah, Lie was... a tad stressed.

[Notch] Sheepish- Sorry...

[Lie] - I was about ready to strangle those two

[Notch] Yeesh....

[Crim] - lies down but baps ball back.

[Yaunfen] Keeps rolling it back-

[Lie] - I'm going to go inside and read, if you need me to separate them let me know and I'll use my vines

[Doc] Between me and Splender I think we're good. You go relax.

[Lie] Goes inside-

[Splender] Keeps an eye on the dragons-

[CP] Looks ready to hit CN again and the small NOTCH is growling at CP-

[Crim] - baps ball and looks at two kids. - Play good, shush.

[Notch] Do I need to seperate you two?

[CP] - But he's being annoying!

[Notch] How?!

[CP] - He just is!

[Stevie] Having heard the commotion from his house and come over- Still think brother is cute?

[Doc] I do. He's a little hellion though.

[Notch] Yes. And you were too. He's just a kid. Kid's aren't reasonable.

[Stevie] Shakes his head a little- Honestly brother

[CP] - I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG!

[Doc] Not at the moment, no.

[CN] Tries kicking CP-

[Notch] Stop that!

[CP] Goes to attack CN again-

[Stevie] - So who's going to step in here?

[Doc] Pinwheel? You be nice. I'm goign to have to stop petting you to keep these idiots from fighting.

[Pinwheel] - No

[Doc] Well I don't think you want to do it...

[Pinwheel] Seriously considers biting them-

[Notch] Makes a run at the two kids and his shield flares as he gets close, knocking them both in the dirt-

[CP] Grunts as he hits the ground- But father!

[Notch] But what? Seriously. I don't even know why you're fighting with him.

[CP] - Because!

[CN] - He keeps taking my sword!

[Notch] Cp. Leave Cn's sword alone. You'd be trusted with one as well if I didn't know you'd use it to cut him up.

[CP] - But he keeps trying to hog pretty lady!

[Notch] You've very special to her Cp. You shouldn't stress her out by being so jelous.

[CP] - I'm not jealous!

[CN] - It's my job to protect Lie!

[Notch] I know you both want to protect her for your own reasons. Can't you try and work togeather?

[CN and CP] - NO!

[Doc] At least they agree on something...

[Notch] Not helping!

[CP] Is glaring at CN-

[Stevie] - Maybe we should separate one of them from Lie?

[Notch] Good luck with that.

[Stevie] - So what are we going to do?

[Doc] Stevie? Maybe you and your brother could do something together.

[Stevie] - Like what? He obviously currently doesn't have any interest in mining

[Splender] - Even I'm not sure what to do here... They are both so focused on fighting each other...

[Doc] I was hoping they'd like the idea of competing with eachother but they just used the rackets to hit one another.

[Stevie] - Rackets?

[Doc] Points to the two rackets near Yaunfen and Crim, who are just playing with the ball on the ground.

[Stevie] - Real world thing?

[Doc] Yeah, I used sticks and spider thread. You use them to hit a small bouncy ball back and forth.

[Stevie] - Sounds like it could be fun if the racket isn't coming towards your face...

[CP] - I'm still hungry!

[Doc] It is fun. Do you want to try with him?

[Notch] Pulls up the creative and gives Cp a stack of cooked steaks-

[CP] Immediately starts eating

[Stevie] - He seems a bit occupied right now

[Notch] he'll be bored again soon enough...

[Doc] Plus he's burning energy really quickly like this.

[Stevie] - So basically in order to get this to stop, we need to feed him more and not let him fight?

[Notch] I guess?

[Doc] Eyeballs Stevie - you should really spend time with him while you have the chance. He could change back any time now.

[Stevie] Sighs- Alright then... I know we have a bunch of excess meat at my place, that should get him out of your hair for at least a little while

[Notch] We have plenty of food Stevie. I'm in creative right now.

[Stevie] - Yeah, but it will separate these two for a little while- Motions at CN

[Notch]Turns his back on Cp and passes some stacks to Stevie covertly - Just so you aren't left wanting.

[Stevie] - Thanks

[CP] Darts around Notch to attack CN-

[Notch] Sticks out a hand to get in Cp's way.

[CP] Runs right into it-

[Notch] Just... stop.

[CP] - But why not!?

[CN] Sticks tongue out at CP-

[Notch] Because it makes Lie upset. Go play with your brother.

[Stevie] - Come on brother...

[CP] - But...

[Stevie] - I have more food

[CP] Grumbles but does walk over to his brother-

[Doc] Well that worked out okay. - Xe's still petting Pinwheel

[Stevie] Leaves with CP-

[CN] - Can he stay away forever?

[Notch] No. And you're acting terrible as well. You know full well that he's still Lie's husband and will be an adult again in time. Stop trying to stress out your brine. It's discraceful to try and seperate her from her mate.

[CN] - But he's a big meanie!

[Notch] ...

[Doc] He used to be a lot worse. And he'd die for her. Isn't that worth something to you?

[CN] - It's my job to protect her... Not his...

[Notch] Well he's not going anywhere. I think you're going to have to realize that eventually.

[CN] Huffs and crosses his arms-

[Pinwheel] Rolls around a little in the grass-

[Splender] - Doc, how are things with your NOTCH anyways?

[Doc] Winces- He's horrible... I hate him.

[Splender] - I'm sorry to hear that...

[Doc] Looks down - It's no one's burden to bear except my own...

[Notch] And mine by extension. I'm sorry Doc.

[Splender] - Nooo! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you sad! Be happy! It tastes better!

[Doc] Smiles for him- You guys make me happy. But he's like... having a wither on the server. No matter where I go, I can't escape the knowledge that he's still there, someplace, waiting to get me.

[Splender] But there is a wither on the server...

[Doc] Like a big wither. A normal one- flails a little- You can see their health bar even if you run away.

[Splender] - I'm sorry...

[Doc] It's okay. I'll live.

[Yaunfen] Looks at Doc as the ball taps into them from Crim rolling it back- What wrong?

[Doc] Cold meanie... - Xe says simply-

[Yaunfen] - Big fire keep them away?

[Notch] Big fire?

[Doc] Cp.

[Notch] Snorts - That's accurate -

[Doc] Big fire is just little fire right now Yaunfen. He can't help me.

[Yaunfen] - That's not good...

[Doc] Yeah, I hope he's back to normal soon...

[Lie] From inside- Fuck!

[CN] Is immediately alert-

[Doc] Perks up and shouts - Are you okay Lie?

[Lie] - Yeah, just dropped some stuff where I shouldn't have...

[Notch] Come on Cn. Let's go check on her- Goes inside

[Lie] Is in her room, reaching for something under the bed-

[Notch] Can I help? - Makes a bit to swift of a gesture and swats the bed, destroying it. - Oops!

[Lie] - Wai-!- As the bed disappears it reveals a dildo underneath and Lie turns bright red

[Notch] Can't help but laugh a little. - Sorry Lie.

[Lie] Embarressed noises-

[CN] - What's that?

[Lie] - NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!

[CN] - Can I play with it?

[Lie] - NO!

[Notch] That's not for you Cn, in fact why don't you wait out in the hallway.

[CN] - Okay- He heads out into the hallway

[Notch] Puts a gentle hand on Lie's shoulder. - I know you're lonely, and I don't mean to make fun. That just caught me off guard.

[Lie] - It's not even that really, I just need to distress- She picks the toy up and spawns a water bucket to wash it in

[Notch] You could always ask Doc to shock you. I'm sure they'd be glad to do it.

[Lie] - I know... And it would be faster...

[Notch] I'll get them.

[Lie] Digs around for a spare bed while Notch retrieves Doc-

[Notch] Comes down and whispers to Doc.

[Doc] Ah... okay. Yaunfen? stay here with Notch and Splender while I tend to a patient. I'll be right back.

[Yaunfen] - Okay Mada!

[Doc] Pets Pinwheel really vigoriously and then stops to stand up quickly-

[Pinwheel] Spazzes a little at the sudden stop-

[Doc] Heads up to Lies room- I understand you need a bit of doctoral assistance?

[Lie] - Yeah, I'm just really stressed and could probably use an orgasm- Her voice gets quieter as she speaks

[Doc] Is very professional about it - do you wish to be restrained or is that just a thing you like sometimes?

[Lie] Turns bright red-

[Doc] It's an easy enough question. If you'll slap me as a reflex or something I'd like to be warned.

[Lie] - Part of the reason CP does it is because I do squirm a lot...

[Doc] Ah.... well I have plenty of spider strings left...

[Lie] Little noises-

[Doc] Takes a few and ties a bow around her feet. - Lay down. Then you can be comfy and not fall over.

[Lie] Does as Doc instructs, still flushed-

[Doc] Ties her wrists as well, and knots them to the bedframe.

[Lie] Squirms a little-

[Doc] Wry smile- He better appreciate you. I know how good it feels for one's mate to trust them intimately.

[Lie] - He has his ways of showing it

[Doc] Xe holds up a hand and focuses for a moment, the sparks dancing over hir rubbery glove. -So nice to make people happy-

[Lie] Is already squirming a little and pulling away-

[Doc] Spreads hir fingers and draws it down Lie's belly towards hir crotch, setting off several small orgasmic shocks before shoving down on her clothed muff for a larger finale.

[Lie] Yelps and squirms away out of instinct a small moan also slipping from her lips-

[Doc] Gives her another electrical shove for good measure. Noting the obvious wetness darkening her shorts.

[Lie] Gasps and rolls over, trying to hide her more sensitive parts away-

[Doc] Backs off and snaps the bit of thread tying her hands to the frame, [but not the part binding them together.] - Better?

[Lie] Panting a little- No, that should be good...

[Doc] Good. You just chill out then. Stevie took Cp to go play.

[Lie] - Ah, good... And CN?

[Doc] Thumbs at the closed door- Standing guard.

[Lie] - Joy

[Stevie] After a few hours is typing into the chat- Farther? Brother finally feel asleep

[Notch] -chats back- Okay, I'll come get him. - He peeks out the door with a bit of trepidation and then remembers that he's still in creative. He ventures outside still carrying a sword and makes his way towards Stevie and Alexis's house.

[Ruby] Stops in her patrol to watch him -

[Notch] Pauses and then gives her a friendly wave. As he turns around he nearly has a hearts attack as a wandering spider passes close by with a rattly hiss. He quickens his pace and nearly runs into an Endermen lingering under a lamp post. - Excuse me! Sorry! - He bolts across the grass and knocks on his son's door-

[Stevie] Quickly opens it for him and lets him inside, closing the door behind him- He's conked out on our bed. You okay?

[Notch] I kinda know how Cp must feel, I'm not used to being in creative and having the mobs just kind of, ignore me. It's weird after avoiding the majority of them for so long.

[Stevie] - Wouldn't know, even in creative brother's mobs tend to attack me

[Alexis] Waves at Notch from the table as she sips a mug of tea-

[Notch] Hello Alexis. Ah. Well... that's a bridge I'm sure we'll have to cross at some point. Though... apparently he's lost a great deal of his mobs to his NOTCH. He was both angry and sad that they'd been deleted. If this keeps up we may have to bring the survivors over and hide them.

[Stevie] - Can we not?- He opens the doors to his bedroom and looks at his brother. CP is tucked in under the blankets fast asleep

[Notch] Stevie... they may not be as close as family but he does care about them. He swore to protect them. Lie is having to fill his shoes as best she can while he's like this-

[Stevie] - And I pity her for that, she's already spent so much time leading the other humans that my brother brought in against the mobs, it must be stressful and odd for her

[Notch] I think pity is the wrong word. She's more then capable of leading. Cp just has a rather... bombastic and paper-work intensive managment style. Lie is more... organic.

[Stevie] - Yeah... She did meet a lot of oppositions from some of the other humans. Did you know that at one point early on she had to banish half the group?

[Notch] Why?

[Stevie] - One of them was a conceited prick and was offered a chance at freedom by my brother if he could get Lie away from the group and into my brothers grasp. The one got his group to follow him in his plan but they failed and so my brother revealed the plan in front of Lie once they failed. Knowing that they could potentially kill her, thinking it would grant them their freedom, she had no choice

[Notch] Sounds like it was justified then. Leading humans is like herding cats. The mobs seem to just fall in line if you show them you're stronger. They respect the eyes.

[Stevie] - Yeah, anyways, brother ate everything you gave me and a lot of our extra meat, he should be out of it for awhile

[Notch] Well I've got access to everything right now, just point me to an empty trunk and tell me what you need.

[Stevie] Motions to a trunk on Alexis' side- Just fill it with whatever, I'm not picky

[Notch] Walks over by Alexis and starts pulling out food and putting it away. - What about you Alexis? Do you need anything? You're awfully quiet.

[Alexis] - Not really, just ended up having to hide every weapon in the house once CP got here. Although, if you could convince your son to clean his side of the house...

[Notch] That's for the best. I don't want him to hurt himself. Or Cn. As for the other, Stevie.... -dad face- There's no reason for Alexis to be doing all the housecleaning. Help out. It's the small price of living with someone.

[Stevie] - It's fine! There's nothing wrong with my side of the house

[Alexis] - There are mushrooms growing on the floor!

[Notch] Then pick them, it's not like they're not edible. Or at least put them in pots. It is kinda gross. There's no need to live like a bear with furniture.

[Stevie] Crosses his arms and grumbles-

[Alexis] Smirks in victory-

[Notch] Stevie...

[Stevie] - Yes?

[Notch] Just take care of it, okay?

[Stevie] - Okay okay

[Notch] Well I guess I'll take Cp home. Thanks for watching him.

[Stevie] - No problem- Under his breath- This time

[Notch] Scoops Cp up in his arms and cradles him gently. He surrenders to a sudden impulse and gives Cp a small kiss on the forehead before heading for the door.

[Stevie] - Here, I'll get the door- He quickly moves to get ahead of them and opens the door

[Notch] Heads out and stops while he's still in the torchlight. He closes his eyes for a moment and there's abit of a shimmer around him, it's faint but it's like a bubble two blocks away from his body. - That should keep us both safe long enough to get home.

[CP] Snuggles into Notch-

[Stevie] - What is that?

[Notch] A gift I think, from all the brines that gave me blood so I wouldn't suffer. A shield, to keep my dear ones safe.

[Stevie] - Ah, well that's a relief

[Notch] Gives Cp a loving look and then the same to Stevie. - Good night Stevie. - He starts to walk away.

[Stevie] Waves and shuts the door before any mobs take interest-

[CP] Mumbles against Notch-

[Notch] Is just walking along at an easy gait to not wake Cp. - I wish you slept so peacefully as an adult kiddo. I think you'd be in a better mood overall.

[CP] His little hand curls into a fist and his sleep becomes uneasy-

[Notch] Shhh... You're safe. The mobs won't bother you. I've got you inside my shield.

[CP] A soft glow begins to surround him-

[Notch] Regards it with some unease and stops walking. - Cp?

[CP] His eyes open a little- Father?

[Notch] I'm here kiddo. You got tuckered out playing with your little brother and I came by to take you home.

[CP] - I feel weird...

[Notch] Weird how? Do you feel sick? Should I go to Doc's instead?

[CP] - I want down

[Notch] Okay, you can walk with me if you want. Just stay close by so I can protect you from the mobs. - puts him down-

[CP] Starts glowing a bit brighter and his eyes flicker to their usual white-

[Notch] Cp... - He calls out in the chat for Doc- Sorry to wake you, but something is happening with Cp. I'm near the dirt spiral.

[Doc] -chat- Hold on, I'm coming! -

[CP] Yelps as he suddenly jolts upwards in size, return to his proper form. His eyes burn bright as his mind recalls the last thing he can remember which was him fighting with the cruel NOTCH. His pick is quickly summoned to his hand and he takes a swing at Notch-

[Notch] Leaps out of the way but the pick snags his shirt and twists him - Cp! No! Please!

[Stevie] Hears Notch and opens his door. Upon seeing his brother attacking their father he rushes out, summoning his own sword to stop his brother-

[Notch] Stevie don't! He's just confused!

[CP] Takes another swing, a growl in his throat-

[Notch] Summons his shield to encompass him and Stevie and Cp's pick bounces off of it.

[Lie] Immediately felt CP's return and reconnect with her mind and comes running up herself-

[Notch] Cp! Calm down! You're safe!

[Doc] Lands with a dumble thump of paws - Cp! You're back! What are you doing?!

[Lie] - CP!

[CP] Hears his wife's voice and turns towards her, he lowers his pick and stumbles back a bit as he begins registering where he is

[Lie] Steps closer, gently cupping his face- Shhh, it's okay, I'm here... You're safe

[Notch] Is holding Stevie's shoulder- Lower your sword... It's okay.

[Doc] Grins- welcome back!

[Stevie] Does as Notch suggests-

[CP] - What the Nether... What the fuck happened?

[Doc] You kinda died.

[CP] - The NOTCH...

[Notch] Your NOTCH deleted you.

[CP] - I... I think I remember... There was a sword...

[Notch] We found out from your mobs, whatever was on that sword, it destroyed your code...

[CP] - THen how...

[Doc] Holds up a claw- One pixel. You regrew your entire body from the crumb you left here with Lie. You're welcome.

[CP] Dismisses his pick and just simply pulls his wife close-

[Lie] Grabs onto CP, over joyed that he was finally back-

[Doc] I took lots of pictures too. You've been out for days. The system didn't register you as respawned until just now, but the server mechanics saved all your stuff too. As evidenced by you still having your pick.

[CP] - I'm not sure I understand... Is it like how my respawn used to be?

[Doc] No, you went through growth stages. When I was building myself I had a lot of small intermediary forms before I had enough material to build a human-type body. You didn't have many prior stages so....

[Notch] You were a spawn egg for a bit, and then a teeny kitten....

[CP] - A what?

[Doc] A kitten! - Xe rummages around hir inventory and holds up a picture of Cp in his kitten stage being held by Lie.

[CP] Sets it on fire-

[Lie] - CP..

[Doc] It's okay, I have copies.

[Notch] Then you were an adult cat for a bit...

[CP] - For fucks sake...

[Doc] And you ate everything. I tried to tell you that it wasn't straight food that you needed, but getting you to consume something that wasn't food was impossible.

[CP] - Good!

[Doc] Yeah, but you probably would have been back to normal sooner if you had. You didn't need food, just things that were the right color of pixels to rebuild your skin.

[CP] Flips Doc off--

[Lie] - CP please

[Doc] What? It's the truth! I did the same myself.

[Lie] - Doc? Weren't you going to check over his code?

[Doc] Oh, yes. I wanted to see if there were any traces of what was done to you. - Xe pulls out a command block and looks him over- hmmm...

[CP] Growls a little-

[Doc] There's nothing...

[Lie] - What?

[Stevie] - Nothing?

[Doc] No traces. He's perfectly fine. But damn... I was hoping to find some clue as to what your NOTCH used to delete you. According to the witness, it was slow, so it must have had a little bit of difficulty coping with my evolving passwords.

[CP] - He used a fucking sword, that's all I know

[Doc] Damn... Well, then the best thing is to put aside another piece for a rainy day.

[CP] - Another piece?

[Lie] - CP, I refuse to let you leave this server without giving me another pixel

[Doc] At least. I can take a heart if you can stand the pain. It might make your regeneration faster if you get deleted again.

[CP] Growls at hir-

[Stevie] - A heart? Isn't that a little to literal. I mean, I know Lie already holds his hearts

[Doc] If you think I don't have a few bits of myself hidden away, you're out of your mind Cp.

[Notch] That's weirdly romantic...

[Lie] - Could we discuss this later? Right now I'd prefer to get my husband into bed...

[Doc] Okay, I'll help. - Xe picks up Cp and puts him across hir shoulders- You relax. I'll walk you home. Coming Markus?

[Notch] Oh, right. - He releases his shield -

[CP] - FUCKER PUT ME DOWN!

[Stevie] - I think I'll head home too

[Doc] Nope. I prescribe one night of bedrest with your wife.

[Notch] Goodnight Stevie-

[Stevie] - Good night father

[Doc] Trots along-

[Lie] Follows and gets ahead to open doors and such-

[Doc] Mounts up the airblocks and stops level with Lie's walkway so Cp can just get off and in through the window.

[CP] Quickly gets off Doc-

[Doc] Even Yaunfen missed you. Did you know they have a cute nickname for you? You're 'Big Fire'.

[CP] - I don't fucking care

[Lie] Takes his hand gently and tugs him towards the bedroom- Calm down, you only just got back

[Doc] Yeah yeah. Go to bed you big lunk.

[Lie] Takes him inside and shuts the door. CP is grateful to see their bed and pulls his wife down onto it-

[CP] Pulls Lie close to himself, not wanting to let her go for some time-

[Lie] Runs a hand through his hair- You scared me so badly, please, be more careful

[CP] - I will, now I know his latest trick

[Lie] - I don't care about that CP, just try not to die again

[CP] - No guarantees, but I'll try not to die that way again

[Lie] - I suppose that's the best I'll get for now

[Doc] Heads back for home. Nearly skipping in the dark. The mobs generally don't bother hir when xe's in hir dragon shape. Hir mood immediately sours when xe sees Dn waiting by the back door.

[Dn] Where were you?

[Doc] Wilts- Doing good. Unlike you.

[Dn] I seriously doubt that. And why do you have to wear that form, it looks ridiculious.

[Doc] Shrinks a bit- It does not! I love it and I'm comfortable like this!

[Dn] I bet the others laugh at you behind your back.

[Doc] They do not! - But xe remembers for a spilt second the Testificates turning on hir when Cp wrote his own book, and Dn, catches the flicker of uncertainty.

[Dn] Lies. They make fun of you. You can't hide anything from me. Not now or ever. I am inevitable. Now go to bed.

[Doc] Opens hir mouth to protest, and accidently yawns. - Fuck-

[Dn] Smirks smugly- I'm right again.

[Doc] Feels hir lip tremble and darts underground to get away from him. Xe emerges quietly into Deerheart's study and changes back. The pokemon are fast asleep and xe stands in the shower for a long time before joining Deerheart in bed. They manage to smother their tears in the pillow but Deerheart probably felt the little shudder in hir form as xe curled desperately against hir mate and fell into an uneasy sleep.

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