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fantasyandshit · 3 days
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Whether you like it or not
Type: One shot
Pairing: Eris x fem reader
Based off of this request
I slowly step down the stairs, careful not to trip over my self, I’m dressed in a dark gown, the gold details shimmering in the fae lights, my hair is laying down my back I’m soft curls, my water line shaded with kohl and a slight tint added to my lips. “Ah there she is.” Rhysand smiles, his arm wrapped around Feyre.
“Well can you blame me? This dress was,” I pause to think of the words, “confusing to put on.”
“Oh but you look hot as fuck girl.” I smirk as my eyes find Morrigans, dressed in a fabulous red dress as always, gold details around the edges and a slit straight up the side, a plunging v-line showing off her full breasts and heavy gold jewelry accenting it perfectly.
“As always.” We chuckle for a moment before sighs escape us in unison and we pair up to winnow to the court of nightmares. It was a dreaded but necessary meeting with Eris and Keir. One I hoped would be quick or I may stab myself before the night ends.
I had never had a problem with Eris really. I had been there the day of the incident with Mor and knew the truth, something that still bothered me to this day was her lies but I never said anything. I couldn’t.
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I file in with the rest of my family stood in between Cassian and Azriel, my heels clacking and my dress swaying. My shoulders were pulled back, my head held high and a near sneer lay on my face as I gazed forward, never to the crowd.
As I take my place at the foot of the dais, Rhysand takes his seat, Feyre on his lap as she commands us to bow. I drop to my knee in respect, only rising when she tells us too. It is then that I catch sight of the fiery red hair in the crowd, unmistakably the prince of Autumn. We make eye contact, his lips pulling into one of his signature smirks before he disappears into the crowd.
The night continues on, nothing of interest happening as I await the time after this “party” for our meeting so we may get it done and over with. As a new song begins, I’m pulled out of my thoughts by a voice I know all too well, deep and gravely. “May I have this dance, princess.” A smirk of my own graces my features as my hand is placed in his.
“I suppose you may.” My eyes track his body as I’m pulled into the swirling crowd. I can feel the heirs fiery warmth against me as we sway and spin to the music. “So why the sudden urge to dance with my prince.”
“Oh don’t pretend- you know I take pleasure in our escapades every time we have to attend one of these blasted meetings.” That was true, me and Eris often sought each other out when we had to attend the same events, much to my family’s dismay. I had gotten into several arguments with Cass, Rhys, Az, and Mor over the years but I couldn’t explain this pull I felt towards the Fox.
‘Fox.’ I had called Eris that since shortly after we first met, his predatory gaze and orange hair reminding me of the animal, along with other things. I just couldn’t explain the reason but this male was just a fox.
“That’s fair. So what have you been up to Fox.”
A long sigh leaves him as he pulls me in for a dip, “oh my gods it’s been horrid, as I get closer to over taking the throne, more and more must be done, I’ve had back to back meetings all week.”
I shudder at the idea of all that- it sounded like torture, “that sounds Horrid.”
“Oh it is, believe me princess.”
Eris pulls me in one more time as the beat starts to simmer out, signifying the end of the song. We’re close enough for our breaths to mix, my eyes meeting his.
Oh
My
Gods
This could not
Be happening
There’s now way. It’s not possible.
But sure enough as I gasp, falling further into Eris’ touch, I feel the snap of the golden string, and judging by his flinch, he does too. It feels like the world stops, everything blurring around as all I see is him.
He’s all I feel
All I breath
He’s everything
We simply stare into each others eyes for what feels like an eternity, our breaths matching, chests heaving in heavy pants. “You’re my mate.” It’s the softest I’ve ever heard the male speak as he tucks a piece of hair behind my ear.
“I’m your mate.”
A small smile breaks across his face, it’s sincere, filled with emotion. Not like his usual smirk. His eyes are wet as his brows pull up.
“Everyone out.” I’m broken from my stupor by the low growl of my high lord…shit. I move to leave with Eris wrapped around my arm. “You two. Stay.” He looks pointedly at the two of us. I felt like a child about to be scolded. I’d never seen Rhysand so angry. Mor looked on in disbelief, Azriel looked down right mortified, Cassian looked nearly as angry as Rhysand, his hands clenching at his sides as he stared at the heir of Autumn. Feyre looked shocked, scared but she couldn’t fully grasp the situation in front of her. Amren of course hid her smirk behind a goblet.
Me and my mate. My. My mate. My mate. Eris is my mate. Holy fucking mother above. Me and my mate make our way to the front of the dais, facing Rhysand. Eris’ eyes are hardened as he stares at the big lord, his hand wrapped tightly around my waist.
“Reject it.” His tone is flat as he speaks, it terrifies me seeing him this angry, this calm and raging at me.
“No.” It comes out a growl as I address my high lord. I don’t know what came over me but I refused to let him disrespect me and my mate like this. Refused to let him go.
“No?”
“Yes. She said no. She will not reject the bond and neither will I.”
Darkness and night swirl around the room as Rhys ad starts to lose his cool. “Yn please.” It’s a plea from Morrigan, I turn to face the blond who stands in the corner. “You know what he did to me.”
“Oh cut the bull shit Morrigan! You forget I was there! I saw with my own eyes, I’m tired of going along with your half truth! Stop this nonsense!”
Cassian shakes as he looks to me, Azriel looks saddened and Rhysna and Feyre simply stare in shock at my outburst. But I’m not done. Not yet.
“I’m sick and tired of MY MATE being pictured as this evil tyrant of a male! Rhysand, you know most view you that way? It’s a mask- have you ever stopped to think maybe Eris must put one on too. It’s survival! And I’m so sick and tired of Mor claiming pitty over something that is a half truth. Eris saved her. She knows it, he knows it, I. Know it. Now, if you have any issues with my mate then kindly fuck off! I won’t be rejecting this, I won’t be leaving him. He is my mate. Mine. You should be happy I found someone! Rhysand you remember that feeling with Feyre? It’s my turn to have that! My turn to feel that love.”
“But Yn-“
“I think that’s enough Rhysand. Yn has made her feelings very clear. Neither of us will be leaving this. We will both be pursuing this bond whether you agree with it or not.” I look to Eris as he holds me, a smile coming back to his face as we winnow away.
What. The. Fuck have I done?
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Thank you so much anon for the request! I hope this lives up to your expectations!
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katerina-marie · 2 days
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The Hot Mic Incident (Feel Like Falling in Love)
Sukuna x Reader
A sequel to this and part 2 of a larger (unnamed) series. I do recommend reading part 1 first to be able to understand certain references in this one.
If someone asked you who was most likely to accidentally spill the beans about your new (and still secret) relationship with Sukuna, your answer would have to be your white-haired co-star. But when an unintentional hot mic reveals to the world what wasn't ready to be shared, let's just say it wasn't Gojo Satoru at fault for once.
Notes: A continuation of my Sukuna x Reader celebrity!au inspired by music (though only loosely, so don't look too closely at lyrical meaning). In this case, it's Feel Like Falling in Love by MeloMance. I'm writing this series as inspiration strikes, so these fics may not always be posted according to the series' linear timeline. I will make sure to note when each chapter takes place in relation to the others (this one takes place a couple months after part 2). I will also get around to making a master list of them in chronological reading order as more comes. I hope you enjoy:)
Content: bandmember Sukuna x actor female Reader (referred to as such, but left descriptively vague), no y/n, manager Nanami, bodyguard Toji, actor Gojo, other favorites who have small supporting rolls, all fluff, crack, and humor, innuendos, illusions to sexting, but no actual sexting occurs (sorry), so please read accordingly, out of character and fluffy Sukuna. Please let me know if I miss something!
WC: 4.3k
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“Isn’t it a little early in the morning to be sending naughty pictures to your boyfriend? It’s like 7:00 am.” 
You jumped half a foot in the air and clambered to juggle your phone in your hands before it tumbled out and slid four feet across the backstage floor of the talk show studio. 
“You need to be wearing a bell, Satoru,” you hissed over your shoulder at the menace that had appeared behind you so suddenly, “and it was not an inappropriate photo. I was completely dressed.” 
You teetered over in your heels to grab your phone off the floor and prayed that it wasn’t cracked down the middle, lest you make Satoru cough up punitive damages to make up for it. 
“In my experience, being fully clothed is not a prohibiting factor.”
Satoru snickered at the look of disgust on your face and gave you a small shrug, “Who knows, maybe Sukuna’s into th—,”
You threw yourself forward to try and cover his mouth with your hands, but even in heels you still lacked the necessary height to make contact. You settled for pinning him in place with a glare.
“Will you keep quiet please? I swear, if you and your fat mouth reveal this to anyone, I’m going to have Toji leak that photo of you from one of our nights working on that period piece last year!”
You watched with glee as Satoru’s eyes widened in abject horror, and he reached out to grip the tops of your arms and drag you close to his face. A quick peek from your peripheral confirmed that the staff lingering around the studio probably hadn’t been close enough to hear, but they were certainly watching with poorly disguised interest. 
Were you and Satoru contracted into a false relationship in order to help promote the upcoming movie the two of you were co-starring in? No, that only happened in fiction. Was it firmly implied by the producer that some offscreen tension and chemistry during the course of the film would promise to be advantageous to you both? Yes, and you presumed that in the pursuit of a paycheck some simple flirting couldn’t hurt anyone…though that was a year or so ago, and you were now closer to sending Satoru to an early grave than jumping in bed with him like fans and media were hoping for. 
“Suguru swore he made you delete any evidence of that!” 
You stuck your tongue out at him and pulled back against the hold he had on your arms, but he didn’t loosen his grip in the slightest. 
“He did, but didn’t bother to check with Toji. Looks like that weird phobia you two have of him is coming to bite you in the ass now.” 
Satoru released you with a shiver and took a large step back, his eyes roaming the expanse of the studio as if he expected your bodyguard to be summoned out of thin air at the sheer mention of his name. You didn’t blame him, however, because Toji had a habit of doing just that. 
“It’s not a weird phobia,” Satoru muttered, rubbing his throat absentmindedly and pouting down at you, “it’s PTSD.” 
You snorted. “It wasn’t that bad.”
“It was too!” Satoru cried, “He punched me in the throat and nearly sent Suguru through a wall!” 
“You and your idiot manager were trying to break into my house at 2:00am, drunk as skunks I might add! What did you think was going to happen? We barely knew each other then.” 
Satoru looked down at you aghast, stunned that you didn’t sympathize with his emotions. You considered it even more bewildering that he seriously thought that you would pick his side. You were about to let him know such when your phone dinged twice in quick succession, effectively capturing your attention. 
“Look,” you huffed at him, waving your phone in front of his face so he could catch a glimpse of the time (and hopefully ignore who’s name had popped up under it), “we only have like thirty more minutes before we have to get out there and I need some time to decompress, so I’m going back to the dressing room.” You started to turn away before throwing over your shoulder, “Don’t get into any trouble in the meantime.” 
Satoru rolled his eyes at you, and—in that intolerable way of his—couldn’t let you possibly have the last dig at him and jerked his head to the phone in your hand. 
“It’s not me I’m worried about. Have fun sext—,” 
“Goodbye, Satoru!” You made yourself scarce before he could say anything else, eager to find the privacy of your dressing room so you could fawn over your boyfriend in peace. 
By the time you made it into the safety of your dressing room a few minutes later, your heart was pounding—and not just from getting lost in all the maze-like hallways—and you tried to decide if hiding in the attached closet to talk with Sukuna on the phone or sitting on the couch in the open with a lovesick grin on your face would look less suspicious should someone walk in. Neither option promised much. 
Before you could make up your mind, your phone was ringing, so in order to be able to answer the call as quickly as you could, you dove for the couch and tried not to sound completely breathless when you answered with a quiet, “hi, good morning.” 
“Hey,” Sukuna replied back to you, voice equally soft but tinged with a dry hoarseness that usually followed him out of sleep. It made your toes wiggle uncontrollably against the floor. 
“Oh I’m sorry, did I wake you with the picture? That wasn’t my intention. I just wanted to keep you up to date with my day,” you murmured to him. 
“Don’t worry, you didn’t. And besides, even if it did, it’s not a bad way to start my day.” His words made you melt back into the cushions and you kicked your feet in silent giddiness before tucking them underneath you. “You look stunning, by the way.” 
“Thank you,” you giggled, “though getting here to get ready while it was still dark outside was borderline torture. I’d say that it’s an unfair slight against women, but I’m pretty sure Satoru’s hair and skincare routine took just as long.” 
Your boyfriend let out a disgusted scoff at the mention of your costar’s name, “Please tell me that q-tip is behaving himself.” 
“Sukuna!” You chastised, though you couldn’t help the laughter bubbling up in your throat at the comparison, “You can’t call him that…even if it is somewhat accurate.” 
“It’s one hundred percent accurate,” he argued, “but I won’t call him that to his face…probably.” 
You shook your head in exasperated amusement, nibbling on the bottom skin of your lip before continuing on, “He’s behaving for the most part, aside from his two insinuations that our conversations this morning were of a sexual nature.” 
Sukuna was silent on the other end for a moment before replying back in a low voice with something that had you choking on your spit, “Would you like them to be?” 
He could be heard laughing as you nearly coughed your way into a premature death.
“I’m about to go in front of a live audience and on live tv!” You exclaimed.
“That’s not a ‘no’,” Sukuna pointed out hopefully.
“No.” 
He let out a dramatic sigh and you reached over to a nearby coffee table to unscrew a bottle of water and chug half of it down in the hopes it would help cool you off. 
“Speaking of,” he said, sounding just a tad hesitant, “I’ll uh, tune in to the show to watch if that’s okay with you.” 
You heart skipped a silly little beat at the idea that he wanted to watch some cheesy talk show just to get a glimpse of you. 
“I don’t mind,” you told him, “but it’s going to make me a little nervous knowing you’ll be watching as I stumble through this interview.” 
“Don’t be,” he chuckled, though something in his voice sounded just slightly wicked, “now you’ll get an idea of how I feel when I have to perform.” 
The innuendo had whatever sweet reassurance you had poised at the tip of your tongue fly out of your head, and you scrambled to come with a response that could be said back without implying anything further. The swinging open of your door, however, saved you from the task. 
“Hey, Princess,” Toji called as he leaned his torso around the door, “you need to be out there in five.” 
You startled from your spot on the couch, surprised to realize that your leg was bouncing from where it was propped up on your knee and your finger was twirling a piece of your hair.
Love made you stupid. 
“Toji,” you snapped, “have you ever heard of knocking?”
Your bodyguard rolled his eyes, “I did. Twice.”
Heat flooded your cheeks, especially because you could hear Sukuna cackling through the phone, confirming he heard what Toji just said. 
“Oh…I’ll be right there, okay?” You shooed him off with a flick of your fingers and Toji smirked at you as he began closing the door.
“Don’t be late or I’m sending Gojo in to fetch you.” 
The door closed shut before you could get a word in and you leaned back with a heavy sigh before returning your attention to your phone call, “I’ve to go. I’ll call you when the whole thing is over and I’m back home, yeah?” 
“Sounds good to me. I’ll be waiting for you. Good luck, okay?” 
You weren’t sure if it was all in your head, but you swore you heard a hint of disappointment in his voice.
“Thank you. Bye, Sukuna,” 
“Bye, Princess,” he sing-songed, and you couldn’t help but smile as you clicked off the call. 
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Twenty minutes later found you and Satoru sitting next to each other on a platform stage surrounded by bright lights, a large live audience sprawled in front of you, and an all too perceptive interviewer who had started the interrogation just a couple minutes prior. You wiggled in your seat, uncomfortable from the various wires and clips that secured your mic to your back under your dress. 
“So,” she began, nailing you with a look that promised nothing good, “you and Satoru were supposed to film an advert on the beach early this last summer, but it ended up being you and the so-called ‘King of Curses.’ Tell me, how did that come about?” 
You hesitated a moment, thankful the question wasn’t anything too invasive, but you were still hoping to avoid talking about Sukuna altogether. Usually Nanami would heavily emphasize what could and couldn’t be spoken of before these appearances, but since he wasn’t here, you assumed it had been left to Geto. In that case, you knew he couldn’t be bothered since predicting whatever was going to come out of Satoru’s mouth during these things was an art not yet mastered.
 “Well,” you started, clasping your hands together so they didn’t shake, “it really just came about out of well-timed convenience and a favor to the director. We didn’t want to waste any of the crew’s time or have to worry about re-aligning schedules, so Sukuna saved the day by offering to help. Plus, ‘The Curses’ new song at the time got to debut in it, so it was a win-win for everyone! Except for maybe Satoru, of course.” 
In an effort to divert attention from your answer, you threw Satoru a faux-friendly smile and urged him with a widening of your eyes to explain his part. 
“Oh, yeah,” he replied, adjusting himself in the seat and setting a convincing pout on his face. “I just happened to get pulled into something personal last minute and was going to be late to the shoot. I’m appreciative that the “King of Curses” was able to step in and save the day.” 
You didn’t miss the obvious sarcasm dripping from Sukuna’s nickname when it came out of Satoru’s mouth, and you had to hide a giggle behind your hand at the thought of your boyfriend cursing at his TV at home. 
“But,” Satoru continued, jolting you into awareness when he turned to you and ran a long finger down the bare skin of your arm, “I’m super bummed I missed our chance to get wet together.” The smirk on his face was downright evil, and you just knew your face was a picture of stunned disbelief. The audience was tittering with amusement.
“You wear me out, Satoru,” you hissed at him, batting his hand away from where it still traced slowly over your skin. 
Satoru laughed and threw his head back against his chair before taking a quick look at the camera and then leaning in towards you until your noses nearly touched, “I’m flattered you’d admit that on live television.” 
Your jaw, and everyone else’s for that matter, fell to the floor and you could only gawk at him. Over the interviewer’s shoulder, you could see Toji backstage laughing his ass off as Geto stood at a respectable distance next to him shaking his head. 
We better get those damned bonuses from the producer.
“Well!” The interviewer laughed a bit nervously, breaking the tension in the room and turning to the main camera in front of you all, “That was surely something. We have to go to a commercial, but we’ll be back with these two in just a couple minutes!”
The outro music sounded over the speakers and you and Satoru were released from your chairs to scurry backstage. In between sending friendly waves to the audience and starting the walk backstage, you flipped the switch on your mic off. 
“I’m going to kill you, Satoru,” you spat under your breath as the two of you left stage.
The idiot had the gall to laugh, and in your frustration you took a couple large steps to get a head of him. And because the universe didn’t hate you enough, you felt the toe of your heel catch on a stray cable on the floor, pitching you off balance. In your flailing, you reached out to grasp at whatever object could possibly break your fall, and in doing so latched on to Satoru’s sleeve, jerking the poor bastard off his feet and onto you as you both tumbled to floor in a heap of tangled limbs. 
Your back hit the ground first, your mic digging painfully into your back with a suspicious crack of plastic followed by Satoru landing on your front, pushing all the air from your lungs with a painful “oomph.” 
You stared at the ceiling of the studio, wondering how quickly things would go if one of the giant studio lights fell from above and crushed you under it. You were never going to live this down, especially since it happened still in view of the cameras and the audience if the raucous laughter was anything to go by.
“You know, I never imagined I would actually get you under me,” Satoru mused, staring down at you for a second before lifting his giant self off and then pulling you up to follow. He held a hand against your lower back as the two of you made it to the cover of backstage. 
“Honestly,” you admitted, still a little dazed, “I never would have thought so either.”
Staff fluttered around you a minute later, offering water, smoothing your hair out, and ensuring neither of you were hurt…at least not physically. Your pride was a whole other matter. 
“Oh no,” you groaned, catching Satoru’s attention once everyone had cleared out around you, “he was watching. He just saw me eat it on live television.” 
Your co-star cocked a confused eyebrow at you, “You mean Sukuna was watching?”
“Oh please,” you muttered, “like you didn’t guess. And yes, Sukuna was watching, and now I’m not going to be able to look him in the eye this evening.” 
There was a general increased noise coming from the front of the studio, but you were too preoccupied with your own embarrassment to think much of it. 
“And why is that?” Satoru asked. 
You threw your hands up purely because you didn’t know what else to do with them, “I don’t really know exactly, but there is still something supremely humiliating about doing something embarrassing like that in front of my new boyfriend. He makes me nervous enough as is.” 
There was a sudden outbreak of hollers and clapping from out front, and you swung your head around to look and see if anyone had a clue as to what was going on. It took you a minute before you could see Toji running at you with a wild look on his face. 
“Toji, what the hell—?” You didn’t get to finish your question before he was spinning you around by the shoulders, yanking down the zipper of your dress, and ripping the mic from your back. You shrieked in disbelief as you whirled back around to figure out what in the world he had been thinking. 
“Toji!”
“Your mic has been on this whole time,” he growled, showing you the blinking green light on the cracked plastic box. You swore you had turned it off, but seeing as how it took the brunt of the impact when you fell on it earlier, you supposed it wasn’t unlikely that it had turned back on. 
With sudden cold rushing through your body and a sick ball of dread settling into your gut, you looked between Satoru’s dumbfounded expression and Toji’s face of pure exhaustion and immediately decided that if the ground wasn’t going to swallow you up whole, you were going home.
“Get me out of here!”
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After finally making it to some undisclosed back alley across from the talk show studio, you were assisted out from your crouch in a trash bin by studio security and ushered to a small nearby out-cove to wait for your bodyguard. 
And you just wanted to be famous soooo bad. Glamorous life, my ass.
As luck would have it, you were made aware today of just how famous you, and especially Sukuna, were. For all the grief you gave Satoru about not accidentally spilling the beans about your newly minted—and still secret—relationship with Sukuna, you were the one that had the unintended pleasure of doing the grand reveal. So now the world was free to stir whatever frenzy they saw fit, from the intensely devoted fangirls of Sukuna’s band, to the entire acting community, and the worst of all…your mother. You suspected you were a couple minutes away from an angry phone call demanding an explanation as to why she had to find out from the internet that you were dating a boy with pink hair and face tattoos and how much longer it would be until she had grandchildren. 
All of this chaos and Nanami just happened to be in a whole other country. 
You suddenly regretted sending him on that vacation.
A sharp squeal of tires caught your attention and you looked up to see a shiny sports car peal around the corner and come to a rumbling stop a couple feet in front of you. Before you could even begin to guess who it could be, the head of your bodyguard appeared as the tinted black window of the passenger side door rolled down.
“Get in the car,” Toji hissed, eyes darting to and fro. 
You wasted no time and nearly dove through the open window in your haste to escape broad daylight. You had just finished buckling your seatbelt in the back when Toji mashed the gas pedal and the car leapt forward.
“Christ, Toji!” You gasped, clasping the headrest of the seat you were just flung into, “Whose car is this? It’s certainly not yours.”
He snorted. “Yeah, cause you don’t pay me enough.”
“Rude,” you muttered back to him, “and not true.” 
You tried to squint out the front windshield to determine where you might be, but brick buildings towered on either side of you still, and you assumed Toji was taking some alternative route home. “Seriously though, whose car is this? It’s not one of mine.” 
“Does it matter?”
You rolled your eyes at his bored tone, “Yes, it does. Toji, I’m not your wife, but—”
“Thank God.” He sounded entirely too relieved about that.
“Still rude!” You yelped, but brushed aside the sting of offense to figure out whose leather seats your dress was currently dropping glitter all over. “I’m not your wife, so I don’t particularly care to know what unscrupulous activities you get up to when I’m not keeping you busy—,”
“None,” he deadpanned, shooting you a glare through the rear view mirror.
“—which I’m pretty sure I had you sign a non-compete, but that’s besides the point. I really need you to tell me where you got this car. In case you aren’t aware, my name is going to be plastered on every social media post, blog page, and headline in the next 24 hours and I’d rather that not include my mugshot with “accomplice to grand theft auto” under it. So tell me who this car belongs to right now or I’m jumping out.”
Toji had the audacity to chuckle at you before reaching back to pat your knee.
“Relax a bit. You know I wouldn’t ever put you in harm’s way on purpose. This is Gojo’s car. Ours was being swarmed by the media out front after your little slip up, so I threatened Geto for the idiot’s keys cause I knew it was out back and the quickest way I could get to our little rendezvous point.” 
“Oh,” was all you managed to get out. Letting your racing mind settle down a bit, you snuggled deeper into the plush leather seats and kicked your feet up onto the center console. You got two seconds of peace before Toji opened his mouth again.
“I’m going to have to call Nanami.” 
“No!” You gasped, springing upright again and feeling a warm sting creep to your eyes as your throat began to tense up. “He’s on vacation! I promised we wouldn’t bother him unless one of us was dying. I’d never forgive myself if he had to come home to clean up my sloppy love life!” 
Toji shook his head and shot you a sad smile over his shoulder as he reached for his phone sitting in the front cup holder.
“We may not really have an option, Sweetheart. Not only is Uraume going to be a huge pain to deal with since this could affect Sukuna’s band, but you’ve also got contracts and appearances promised that may get shaken by the fact it’s been revealed to the world that you've been secretly dating the music industry’s favorite ‘hate to love’ rockstar. We can’t fix this without Nanami.” 
The panic that had been brewing in your stomach this whole time was starting to make your head spin up, so you blamed it on that when you lurched out of your seat and nearly over Toji’s shoulder to snatch the phone out of his hand before he could hit ‘dial’ on Nanami’s contact. 
Your bodyguard swore when you knocked him in the face with your elbow in your clamber and his hand gave a vicious jerk of the wheel that had horns blaring from either side of your car as Toji swerved to correct it. You were thrown back into the seat you had just previously been in and you waited with heaving breaths as the car jolted sideways once more before continuing on straight. The fact you barely missed crashing was a testament to Toji’s reflexes.
“Don’t you ever do stupid shit like that again, you hear me?!” You’d never heard Toji raise his voice at you and it did nothing to help quell the tears about to start pouring from your eyes, “I know you’re stressed and something big has just happened to you, I get it, but that’s no excuse to do something dumb! You just about gave me a heart attack,” he finished, his voice still at a higher volume than normal, but it was softened by the edge of panicked concern and the worried glances he was giving you. 
That was enough to push you over the edge.
“I-I’m sorry, Toji,” you sobbed, upset at yourself for messing up again, “I wasn’t thinking, and I don’t want Nanami to feel like he has to babysit me for the rest of his life, or you to think I’m an airhead or something. I also really like Sukuna and I don’t want him to hate me because of what I did!” 
You let your head fall into your hands and hiccuped through another shuddering cry as you struggled to get ahold of the overwhelming-ness of it all. You felt Toji’s hand on your knee again. 
“Hey, hey, take deep breaths for me. No one’s thinking that, I promise you. And I’m sorry for yelling at you like that. It was wrong. It’s no excuse, but that scared the crap out of me and I thought we for sure were getting into an accident,” he admitted. “I don’t want to see you get hurt.” 
You nodded through your tears, unable to respond to him in any way that was legible. 
“Look, we’re almost home. Try and deep breathe for me. Once we get there I’ll help you get comfortable and we’ll figure this out together, okay?” 
As was frequent with Toji, you valued his ability to keep you calm when you got into the worst of yourself and you were grateful for his steady confidence. You reached out and clasped the hand he still had stretched back on your knee to give it a squeeze, hoping it could convey all the thanks you had for him. The two of you kept driving in comfortable silence until you felt the car slow and saw a flash of a familiar gate out the front windshield.
“Hey,” Toji started, his voice suspiciously light, “you think Gojo would realize if we never returned his car?” 
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Thank you for reading! I've got ideas for parts 3 and 4 already, so I'm hoping to work on those in the next coming days.
I'll also be posting this series on AO3 under Katerina_Mar if you would prefer to read there:)
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“Welcome to our home of healing! Our resort of restoration…”
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Charlie made everyone in the hotel friendship bracelets with little Hazbin Hotel charms she had specially made.
She absolutely keeps scrapbooks. She has one full of photos with her and Vaggie that she’s been filling since their first date, and another full of her friends from the hotel (most are candid photos that they don’t realize she’s taken).
Charlie has done research on the animals each hotel resident seems to resemble. She cried for two hours when she accidentally stepped on Husk’s tail after finding out how important a cat’s tail is and the damage injuries can cause to it…. It did hurt, but he was overall ok and he honestly wasn’t that upset with her, but she still hasn’t quite forgiven herself for the incident and she is beyond careful of where she steps now.
Niffty teaches Charlie to sew after she tore her blazer jacket.After reconnecting with her father, she uses her new found sewing skills to sew her dad a stuffed duck by hand with a little hat that matched his…. The duck was lopsided and awkwardly stuffed but Lucifer loved it nonetheless and put her gift on a literal pedestal. And yes, this did make her continue using her poor sewing skills to sew little stuffed animals for all the hotel’s residents.
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After learning about Sir Pentious’ crush on Cherri and Angel’s crush on Husk, she sewed them both little stuffies. Angel’s was a cat that, despite its odd shaped and poor stitching, did kinda resemble the hotel’s bartender, and Sir pentious got a little pink bomb stuffie.
Aside from Vaggie and her father, Charlie is closest to Sir Pentious.
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Charlie is the one to propose to Vaggie.
Despite her childlike drawing that most see during her pitch for the hotel and her planning on the wall when she has her miniature breakdown, the princess of hell is actually a rather talented artist and she painted the portrait of Sir Pentious for his memorial after his death during the battle against the angels.
In an attempt to bond with Angel Dust, Charlie asked him to go shopping with her to update her wardrobe. She was worried about the things Angel would pick out for her at first, but rather than shopping, Angel showed her designs he had sketched out himself for her. She was so excited she commissioned him to actually make a few of them. She goes to him before actually going shopping now.
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Although she is known for being kind and avoiding conflict when possible, after finding Angel and Cherri having one of their girls nights and watching one of their favorite shows, Charlie became obsessed with crappy reality shows with great amounts of drama that end in violence and screaming matches.
After Dazzle’s death, Charlie started letting Razzle sleep in bed with her and Vaggie since she often heard the little demon goat sniffling as he slept alone for the first time since his creation. Vaggie couldn’t say no when faced with a depressed little demon goat and her girlfriend’s puppy-dog eyes.
Charlie isn’t a big drinker and rarely ever actually drinks, but on the rare occasions she does, it’s usually a game night activity with the others and she usually ends up being the type of tipsy/drunk that causes her to giggle at everything and then end up falling asleep in the most awkward places and uncomfortable positions. Pretty much everyone has taken a turn carrying the sleeping princess to her room or to her girlfriend to return her when this happens.
Charlie took first aide classes to be able to go out after each yearly extermination to try to help those who had been injured in during the the angelic attack. She only stopped to try to focus on the hotel, but plans to try to get back into it once she has more support for the hotel and it’s guests, even trying to convince her dad to go with her.
Unbeknownst to everyone except her partner, Charlie has nightmares about the fight between everyone at the hotel and the angels. She knows fighting was necessary, but she can’t help but wonder how things could’ve turned out if they were able to come to a peaceful resolution.
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She writes short, silly stories…. And sometimes little romantic scenarios between her and Vaggie.
Within the seven years her mom has been gone, Charlie has still tried to call her everyday, leaving voicemails about every milestone she’s reached so far. She’s had one–sided conversations with her mother’s voicemail about the start of the hotel, her relationship, and even her getting back into a better place in the relationship she has with her dad. She hasn’t heard back, but she knows her mother is checking them messages because the voicemail box never gets full. It gives her hope despite not hearing her mother’s voice aside from the short voicemail message.
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iconic-position · 21 hours
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The fun of fucking sexy girlfriend's pussy
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Read in Xxx college girl sex story that a girl got crazy about my friend. Both of them had also become friends. But my friend did not like it. He asked me for help.
Hello friends,
My name is Aryan and I am a resident of Ahmedabad, Gujarat.
My height is 5'9″ inches.
I am slim and simple in appearance.
I have been reading Antarvasna for a long time. I read one or two stories in the morning.
Without talking much now, let's go straight to the Xxx college girl sex story.
This incident happened when I was studying in a college in Ahmedabad.
At that time I had a friend whose name was Ajay.
Ajay had a friend whom he met at a wedding and she was infatuated with him.
She had made Ajay her boyfriend.
But Ajay did not like her that much.
One night I woke up to smoke a cigarette.
I saw that Ajay was shouting and talking to someone.
I went to one side and started smoking and when he finished talking, he saw me and came near me.
I found him angry and tense.
So I asked him- what happened?
On this he said- Brother, there is a girl who is after me. For the last 6 months she wants to settle down with me.
After listening to Ajay, I said- So what is the problem in this? Set it up and enjoy!
On this he told me – Brother, I should set it. But if I told her yes, she would fall into the trap of getting married.
After listening to her I said – then get married. Isn't it good looking?
So he said- She looks good, but she is older than me.
I said – What is there in that brother… Nowadays people get married even at an older age.
Ajay said - No friend, if I say yes and then don't get married, she is threatening to kill me. Then what will be the condition of my family members? For all these reasons I have refused him. But she is not agreeing. He has to do anything to get into a relationship with me.
I said then block his number.
Ajay said- Can't… what if he does something?
I said – Brother, take rest today, it is late in the night. Let's talk about this tomorrow.
On this he said – Brother, do anything but get me out of this problem!
I said- Brother, let's do something!
Then two weeks passed like this.
Meanwhile, both of us had to go to a wedding.
Our roommates also came to that wedding.
We all enjoyed the wedding a lot.
After this everyone went to their respective homes.
I also left to go to my home.
So Ajay reminded – Brother, what to do about that girlfriend problem?
I said – You can do one thing but… for this you will have to do as I say.
Ajay nodded and said- Okay.
I said- Call that girl and talk to her lovingly.
Ajay did the same.
He dialed the call and spoke lovingly to the girl and said – This number of mine is about to be switched off. Don't call me on this. I'm giving you my second number.
Because of Ajay talking so lovingly, the girl felt that Ajay was set up with her.
But our plan had started now.
Here let me tell you that the name of that girl was Riya.
Ajay gave my number to Riya.
Then we came to Ahmedabad.
After this, when Riya called my number, I did not pick up her number.
Friends, let me tell you that WhatsApp was not in use at that time.
People used to talk through calls and messages.
When he kept calling, I messaged him and said – I am busy right now, I will talk in the night.
Let me tell you that she lived with her family so she could not call at night.
Some time passed like this and gradually we started talking through messages.
Riya felt that she was talking to Ajay.
But I was talking to him.
Then one day I called Riya.
Riya had not talked to Ajay for a long time, so she could not recognize my voice.
First, I talked to Riya a little so that she does not doubt me.
After this, when I was confirmed that everything was fine, I increased the conversation.
Now our talks used to last for a long time.
While talking, we also talked about sex for hours.
We used to talk about sex every night.
In this way 3 months passed.
Then one day I told him the whole truth.
As soon as he heard the truth, the ground left his feet.
He did not talk to me for a few days but then after some time I got a call from him.
Perhaps now that she had mingled with me, it did not matter much to her because now Riya had forgotten my friend.
After some resentment, we started talking again.
We mostly talked about sex.
Every day during phone sex, I would make her naked and finger her pussy with my name.
I also used to masturbate in her name.
I told her that I liked her.
He asked- Do you truly love me?
I said- Yes!
Then after a day or two I proposed her and she said yes.
Now Riya had become my girlfriend.
I told this to Ajay that Riya is set up with me.
On this he said – Brother, why is the flying arrow taking hold?
I said I will handle it.
Then one day I called Riya to meet.
She immediately agreed.
I said- let's meet outside.
I live in Ahmedabad, she lives in Bharuch.
Distance of 200 kilometers, 4 hours journey.
During our conversation, I even asked her about sex but she refused.
He had only one thing in mind that they would have sex after marriage.
I asked to avoid it - Okay then you or go and meet!
She said- I can't. You come off.
Then I told him- If I come then I will do what I want.
He took my suggestion lightly and said yes.
But somewhere we both were hungry for sex.
Riya said- Can you come to my house tomorrow night at 11:30?
Without any delay, I said yes to him and asked for his home address.
After this I told my friend Ajay about this.
Ajay said- Go and meet, take condom with you.
I said- absolutely!
Then I reached his city with full preparation.
I reached outside his house at 11.30 pm.
She came out to pick me up and carried me inside the house.
I went to her room and as soon as I went inside, I took her in my arms.
We both hugged each other for a long time.
Then after 5 minutes we started kissing each other.
Then I put one of my hands inside her top and started massaging her nipples.
Now maybe she was hot.
So as soon as I got the chance, I lifted her lehenga up with my other hand and started caressing her thighs.
Now she started stiffening and then I removed my hands from her thighs and put them directly inside her panty and placed them on her pussy.
I felt that her pussy had released water.
Then I took out my hand from her panty and asked her to take off her top.
Now she was in front of me in a black bra.
Then I asked her to take off her lehenga and she took that off too.
Now she was in front of me in bra and panty.
I went and switched on the light of the room.
So she shyly covered herself with the sheet and said – please turn off the lights!
Then I said- Don't be shy, there are only two of us here.
But suddenly she stopped me and said – First fill my maang with vermillion.
I said- I will do all this later. You enjoy it now.
She became completely aroused so she agreed to what I said and started supporting me.
Once again I started massaging her boobs and took one of her nipples in my mouth and started pressing the other one.
I pounced on her and threw her on the bed and pounced on her like an animal and started kissing her.
She also started supporting me and started kissing me.
Then I took off her panty and bra and threw them.
Now she became completely naked in front of me.
Then I inserted a finger of my hand into her pussy and started shaking it.
Now she started moaning.
Now it was her turn to lick her pussy.
As soon as I placed my tongue on her pussy, she started writhing.
Now my penis was also getting erect, so I quickly started taking off all my clothes.
Within a few moments I stood naked in front of her.
She got scared after seeing my 6 inches long penis and said - I will die, I will not be able to take such a big one.
I said- I will do it easily!
She said- Okay.
When I asked her to take my penis in her mouth, she refused.
After I told her once or twice, she agreed and started sucking my penis in her mouth.
Now I started enjoying.
Then we came to position 69.
I started licking her pussy.
Now she was about to cum so she said – I am about to cum.
I increased the speed of licking and within a few moments she ejaculated.
All her fluid fell on the bed.
Then I started sucking her boobs.
She started getting hot again.
Now she was probably ready to get fucked.
So, without wasting any time, I applied cream on my penis and placed it on her pussy.
Now the tip of my penis touched the hole of her pussy.
I said- There will be some pain but later it will be fun.
She said- Okay!
And I gave a hard push and my penis went into her pussy.
Now she started screaming and saying – Take it out, I am in pain.
But I was not going to agree… I gave another push.
This time my 6 inch long penis went straight inside, tearing her pussy.
And she started crying.
She was absolutely a virgin.
Now I started pushing and then tears started coming out of her eyes.
She started refusing me so I stopped for a while.
But I did not take my penis out of her pussy.
At the same time, I started pressing and sucking her boobs.
After some time she started liking it so I started pushing again.
Now maybe she also started enjoying and she started lifting her ass to me.
I also increased the speed of my thrusts and started thrusting harder.
She had orgasmed due to my continuous thrusts.
Now I took out my penis from her pussy and asked her to become a mare.
Then I started fucking her from behind.
After being fucked for 10 minutes, she orgasmed again.
Then I made her lie straight and placed a pillow under her ass and lifted her pussy upwards.
Then I placed both her legs on my shoulders and started fucking her from the front.
While enjoying the Xxx college girl sex, she started saying to me – Ah… do it quickly… it is fun today. Do it faster!
And started pressing her lips with her teeth.
Now I had climbed on top of her and with strong thrusts, sudden sounds were coming from the room.
Here Riya was also saying – Tear my pussy today my king… ah ah!
I also maintained the speed and after some time she held me tightly and orgasmed.
Riya had orgasmed thrice till now.
Now it was my turn, so I also kept pushing with full force.
Then I said – I am going to have a baby!
So she said- pour your water on my boobs.
I also quickly took out my penis from her pussy and rubbed it on her boobs.
Now she took my penis in her mouth and started sucking it due to which my penis became erect again.
Then I said- Now I will fuck you in a new way.
She said- Okay.
Then I tied both her legs with her bra and stuck my mouth in her pussy.
The pink pussy of that Xxx college girl was in front of me.
Then I put a pillow under her ass and again inserted my penis into her pussy.
That night I fucked Riya three times in a row.
Now I also started feeling tired and then both of us slept naked on the bed.
I had set an alarm for 3 o'clock on my phone.
When the alarm rang, I got up and left for Ahmedabad.
Now Riya was in love with me.
I used to go to fuck her two to three times every month.
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I'll never be able to take the theory that Vincent is Sephiroth's real father seriously cuz I cannot stress enough how important I think it is to the plot that Vincent wanted to fuck Lucrecia and did not get to.
#once again i jest but now i have to actually talk about it#like. okay we have no proof of any actual timeline for the dirge flashbacks other than. it was at least 30 years ago#so who knows how long they were at the manor. could have been weeks before The Incident. or months. or maybe a full year! who knows#but to me a timeline of like. they fucked and like a week later vincent found The Evidence and lucercia had her little breakdown#AND THEN EXTREMELY QUICKLY SHE AGREED TO THE EXPERIMENT AND IT COULD GO ONE OF TWO WAYS#1. she knew she was pregnant and thats why she agreed to the experiment cuz there was already a usable subject#and therefore she must have fucked hojo like a week after she fucked vincent AND THATS STUPID FAST FOR THESE EVENTS#or 2. she didnt know. agreed to the experiment. fucked hojo. and therefore thought seph was hojo's and NOT vincent's#AND BY THE WAY. i dont even actually believe hojo fucked either!!! cuz theyre both scientists so why wouldnt they think IVF was the best way#okay. well.... hojo is canonically a fucked up little freak. so. he might have taken the opportunity to... get in there.#also when did ivf even start being a thing? cuz that may play a factor into this if nomura even considered that#well either way lets just unfortunately assume hojo got in there#ITS STILL AN ODDLY FAST TIMELINE#also. fuck man doesnt lucrecia have a later line in dirge where she actually says shes in love with hojo? or something along those lines#IMPLYING ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE SHE HAD THE FALLING OUT WITH VINCENT. YOU WOULDNT FUCK THE GUY AFTER ALL THAT SHIT#AND WHILE CLAIMING TO LOVE/CURRENTLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH HOJO!!!! LIKE CMON MAN!!!! SHE SUCKS BUT SHES NOT THAT KIND OF A MESS#i dont think vincent would fuck her until they sorted out their issues anyway and that CLEARLY didnt happen.#its VITAL that that did not happen!!!!#its just. if vincent and lucrecia fucked. everything would have had to happen EXTREMELY fast within like a 2 week timespan#and im just talking about up to when vincent learns shes partaking in the experiment. it was probably another week or two until vincent died#SO. logically it must have been like#fall in love->learn about the gimoire incident->refuse to speak to vincent->get obsessed with hojo->fall in love(?)#and then thats where i think its ambiguous on did the experiment become an idea before or after seph started to exist?#like chicken or the egg ya know. experiment idea or sephiroth zygote?#that feels fucked up to say. im so fucking sorry to seph to talk about this. yeah sorry i have to debate who fucked your mom bro#god imagine telling him that. like not even as a reveal thing cuz he knows who his father is. just like as a sick joke. your mom joke.#NO OH M Y GOD I HAVE A QUESTION NOW#in accordance to him having a photo of lucrecia in ever crisis. after he reads that jenova is an ancient (incorrect btw)#does he think that picture is still her? what about when he takes jenova's body from the lab????#oh my god 30 tag limit. FUCK. i need like a rant blog for all this vincent talk now. my brain is going a mile a minute
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the-way-astray · 4 days
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tried to find @/bookwryminspiration's post on it but i couldn't so anyway. shannon does know what the great gulon incident is, she just isn't going to talk about it at all in the main series because then it'd just be keefe explaining what it is for a paragraph and sophie being like "cool" and then them moving on. she wants to write an entire dedicated short story for it, which she obviously can't do now because the masses are screaming at her to finish the main series first. she knows what it is, she just isn't going to talk about it yet.
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poopyballz28 · 11 months
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I think the funniest Baki idea ever is the fact that the Shinshinkai always has some crazy insane mishap happening at any point in time. One week, part of the building fucking explodes, 2 days later theres a gas leak (killing 3, injuring 8). Just a day after the gas leak, Katsumi's private thirst traps get leaked on Twitter and a ripple goes through the entire school. And just barely a week after all that happens, when they think the tide is dying down a little bit, THE BUILDING FUCKING EXPLODES AGAIN. It's always something new and fun with those karate folk.
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andromedasummer · 2 months
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ngl it seems like everything has been going wrong for my dads side of the family these first two months of the year
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xxlelaxx · 3 months
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Love is spending hours next to my baby putting the pacifier back into her mouth every time she spits it out on accident just so she can keep sleeping.
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mrs-kelly · 1 year
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Anyway I’ve been playing with the idea lately that my s/i went to high school with the gang and that’s how she knows them. Like, that she was friends with Charlie and Mac. She could be like me and just… not cool but not uncool? Unique in a way some could appreciate and others kinda thought was weird. And maybe that’s something Charlie could appreciate you know?
Like my main idea with it is. We’re both oblivious idiots adgjkl. That Charlie liked me in high school but never said anything. And when the gang formed and I became a close friend, he decided to try to forget how he felt about me. And his obsession with the waitress is part of that. He’s so outward with his feelings about her to try to right the wrong. And he believes that because we’re friends, I’d never share his feelings. Because I’ve seen how… off the rails he can get.
But what he doesn’t know is that once we became closer friends I started to have feelings for him myself. Seeing his wilder side, seeing how free and open he is, how he has a good heart, how the gang treats him so badly and he just kind of accepts it, even though he’s my favorite person… I just fall in love with him. But I don’t realize his feelings because he’s so fixated on the waitress. And a seasons-long pining fest ensues adfhjkl
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hitsuyou-fukaketsu · 9 months
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dirt-str1der · 2 years
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Guys in shounen or bara yaoi will say shit like “hes a monster....” like okay ? So fuck him
#Listen to my problems#fire code is actually tearing me apart now that i have a grasp on the plot#fire force captain witnesses the death and injury of two comrades#the guy who actually gave the order to ‘charge’ into the fire was the injured comrade. however his older brother (higher up) tells the#captain that he cant let this incident (death of a comrade) to sully their family name (they have a few politicians and dont want their#names tarnished) so captain has to take the blame for the command and#to ‘punish’ him (even though he did nothing..) higher up blackmails captain (sexually duh its a yaoi) and the guy turns out to be quite the#cockslut (duh its a yaoi) and dead guy’s son joins the fire force to learn what Actually happened to his father (he overheard the conspiracy#by walking in on higher up buttfucking captain) and decided to do some blackmailing of his own in order to force captain to tell him what#really happened to his father and captain ends up lusting after dead guys son because hes kind of cute and theyre both really into each othr#captain performs an incredible feat of strength (ie ‘hes a monster...’) dead guys son only falls harder for him and eventually its revealed#that another guy whos been on the force for a while has a huge one sided crush on the captain and he helps out by blackmailing the higher up#in order to free captain from that arrangement and then captain and dead guys son have a happily ever after#and plus theyre actually cute as hell .... all above 180cm and 110kg....#this is the only time i can accept a man acting uke is after he rips a car door off its hinges with his bare hands without even taking a#moment to brace himself or breathe or anything he just in the middle of a sentence tears it off#i cant deal
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etherealvoidechoes · 1 year
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Still haven't really started the small fic dealing with psionic bonds(Zhang centric), but chuckling at the idea that the reason Zhang develops one with Geist first of all people is because the quirky psion managed to break through his stone wall of a personality like Akemi. It's a surprise to both.
Pretty much lowered his naturally high psi defenses passively since he considers him a friend, despite the initial protests during the re-training period.
Also may know his darkest secrets! Zhang's only threatened to disappear him once! Maybe...
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bigfishthemusical · 2 years
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actually something that gets me so so mad is the complete disregard for safety that roofers always seem to have. I have never once seen a person replacing shingles on a house who was actually wearing proper safety gear. Like sometimes they will wear their 5 point harness but they are never fucking tied off. And like it is kind of like their own choice if they wanna risk their lives for no reason but also it fucking sucks for absolutely everyone else too if they fall off the fucking roof. It’s one thing that’s just so so avoidable but they just have to be like that.
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roseband · 2 years
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ugh so i got a call from my cardiologist, and im not having the echo today only the initial consult......... and like now im going to need yet another fucking visit cause of the “the joint doctor cannot request the echo the heart doctor has to request the echo” stupidity, and UGH ??? aNNOYING >.< 
#personal#this isn't even an america thing this is like... something that seems to happen to everyone everywhere with these stupid 'abnormal'/'rare'#conditions like... can i just d*e tho bc the america specific thing is that THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE WHEN I WAS TWO#if hillary had gotten her healthcare bill thru in bill's administration it would have been done when i was two#<3<3<3#which is why the 'left' lies about healthcare in this shithole country PERSONALLY makes me so ANGRY#like they couldn't even get preexisting conditions coverage through in the 90s because this country FUNDAMENTALLY hates disabled people <3#(and it's not like i could prevent my 'preexisting' issues cause i have a GENETIC condition.....#can't personal responsibility yourself out of being born with some stupid mutant gene affecting a protein (need to find out which still))#((if you shit on obamacare and fall for republican lies on why it needs to be repealed for the 'young and healthy' i will personally#hunt you down and strangle you with my abnormally long and skinny fingers that are part of my dumb diagnostic criteria))#BUT the ping pong is expected this ping pong happens EVERYWHERE with 'zebra' conditions LOL#i didn't even get a 'if you hear hoofbeats think horses not zebras' i got a 'dude u fucking have EDS you've never seen a cardio wtf'#once again if i tick tick boom jonathan larson style i've already told my family to sue LOLOLOL.....#(then again with a tentative hEDS diagnosis if i came into a hospital with a cardiac incident they'd immediately echo me...#so i wont jonathan larson BOOM)
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