#their first kiss wud be so awkward

[dollefied]

that one doukyuusei audio

#their first kiss wud be so awkward #i like to think that tweek made the first move #jus grabbed craigs face n smashed their faces tgt 💀💀 #can u tell i got lazy as it went on 😭😭 #south park #south park fanart #sp fanart #craig tucker #creek fanart #creek sp #tweek tweak #craig tucker fanart #tweek tweak fanart #creek south park #creek #sp creek

[ventismacchiato]

chiscara headcanons ? 👀

shoutout to the multiple ppl who asked me 😈

canon compliant sorta

childe followed scara around like a puppy after getting recruited since he was in awe of his fighting ability

stole his hat once and never again after scara raged out on him

openly has called scara hot and scara tells him to stfu

teucer loves scara and scara wud rather chop his leg off than admit he likes kids; he lets teucer ride down hills in his hat

that one scene from howl’s moving castle but it’s scara cus childe wanted to see how it felt like to float as high as u want / his hands on childe’s waist moans

they are both so touch starved but scara never initiates it. one time he did and childe teased him so scara never did it again until months later and childe doesn’t say anything cus he doesn’t wanna scare him off

modern au moment

strangers to best friends to lovers

growing up they went to the same elementary school and childe befriended the entire class, including scara and he was scaras first real and only friend

went on to middle or high school and childe instantly became popular bc of his social status and how extroverted he was so scara assumed childe wud leave him for other ppl who actually talked and matched his energy

so he was surprised when childe kept in touch w him

scara was popular too cus of his looks but nobody talked to him too much cus of his demeanor

childe confessed first but scara makes the first move to kiss

childe probably lived in a frat house and scara got his own room so childe sleeps over half the time

goes on a lot of bar crawls and sometimes scara goes to keep an eye on him but he just stands in the corner and glares at anyone who flirts with childe

childe gives him his letterman jacket and it drowns scara so next time around he orders a smaller size and everyone on childe’s team is like wtf it wont fit u but he doesn’t care cus it’s for his bf

hc childe plays college soccer and scara goes to his games, he’s too awkward to cheer him on and he doesn’t care to learn the rules but he’s there

he’s jealous cus he’s insecure (he has abandonment issues 😍) so it upsets him when cheerleaders flirt w childe

scara probably has a more time consuming major so study dates but childe just sleeps during them or watches scara study

childe small spoon omg cus scara will hug him when he’s asleep and doesn’t realize it

scara is a skincare whore and he’ll make childe do facemasks

he loves childe’s freckles…sometimes he counts them when childe falls asleep first and if childe’s insecure about them he’ll tell him to stfu

i got carried away lemme shut up 😇 (i will reply to the other ppl w more)

#kai mail 💌 #kai writes — 📝 #🍪 anon #chiscara #childe x scaramouche #chiscara headcanons

[urmomw4ntsme]

why is andrew the best peter but tom the most interesting peter 🤔

im slwepy as fuck rn but i was waiting to answere. this till i was free from the disgusting inhumane clutches of egg and jams ok so see we i may be biased byt look at tjis guy.

yea this is rea footage of me being a simp i dont care he's cutie patootoe baby waby shona janu also like decades older tham me 😀 but anyway now that thats out of the way. we ALL love peter 3. thats a colective thing eveyome agrees on if u don't um ya boring bye

but he issss the best lke?? the way he plays peter the way he literally becomes him im not saying tobey or tom r bad im js saying andrew isbbetter. like . i havent watched tobeys movies so i cant sau that abotu him actually but i hve watched homecoming ffh and nwh amd i promise that andrews peteer is the best the funniest the prettiest peter because in toms peter we get to see a lot df action right?nd we get ro see him interacting with other superheroes and hes got ppl who r superpowered like him who have his back but peter 3 has no one hes alone !!!! he js has his aunt and his gf (she died) <3 but still we see hes so funny like that knife scene? wjen hes like omg noooo knives my only weaknes s :( and stuff he IS SO FUNNY !!!! NO KNE TALKS ABOUT IT. HIS HUMOR IS THE KINDA PATHETIC THAT WILLL MAKE U LAUGH SM CUS ITS PATHETIC and . peter 1 has 3 movies lots of screentime and as i said lots of interaction with other superheroes lots of plot lots of stuff happening to him lots of trauma lots of character development. but still for me at leastz petee 3 js. overshadows him? cus hes got js 2 fucking movies but hes so perfectly funny and traumatised and happy and sad and angry in that limited amount of thing without it feeling extra or obnoxious and like how do u not see jes the best????? like theres a guy who has an assignment of 20 pages and 7 days to do it and thwres another guy with the same assignment with only 2 days to do it but the seconf guys assignment turns out to be better and ppl r shocked when i cal him the best?? im not saying tom isn't thafs why i said hes the most interestign cus as i said He has sm sm sm sm sm character development i love it so mucj like we get to see him with this girl whos lowk weird and he has. crush on another girl but girls fsther tries to kill him send s him to jail and then he starts falling for first girl and he alao haa bsf who is guy . chair and hes in love witb the girl bit its awkward cus suddenly they apparently died for 5 yrs and came back to life then his real dad died and he goes to trip to be happy but thees jealousy jeaosy and random guy with fishbowl helmet and super storong element villains and nick furu is not rea ans hes scared and his love finds out hes spidey and they save the world tgt aND THEY KISS !!!!!!!! also he becomes thor/captain in middle but then later fickingg bald ass jj tells everyone who he is and now hes gotta do smth about it and eveyone almost dies and then there's ppl form diff unieerse and theres Him from diff univers????? and aunty may dies :( and hes sad and angry bit his bros got his back and MJ ALMOST DIES WHAT THEFUCK WAS THAT MARVEL WHY WUD U DO THAT TO MG POOR BABY PETEE 3 and amyway hes murderous but doesnt kill and them self sacrifice and love ob hisblife and bsf forget who he is !!! do u see how much is happening this is all so interesting its sooooo aweome i love him thats why i said whag i said i must stop now thsnk u meow bueyeey

#peter parker #rsoei

[babymilkawa]

Kaidou & Kuboyasu bf headcanons? 👉👈 gn reader if possible, thank you! 💕

- 🎐

Of course🎐nonnie!! Ty for being my first ask 🥺

boyfriend headcanons with:

kaidou shun & kuboyasu aren

gn!reader :)

kaidou shun

- sigh this boy 😔PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS OK

- ok so we all know he’s the jet black wings and he’s got his thing with the dark reunion

- he will literally take u on adventures and y’all sneak around together ALL THE time

- wherever he is, u are and vice versa ☺️

- u play along with him during these times because who doesn’t wanna spend time with him 🥴

- even though he gets scared easily he will try his best to NOT back down if ur in the picture

- man wants to impress u cos ur his s/o 😤

- he’s manly ok shshdhd

- if people make fun of y’all he’ll go all “y/n fear not you have me!”

- ur the only person who’s allowed to take off his red bandages because around you, he’s “able to control his powers well”

- his uniform can be a little messy and untidy sometimes but u always fix it up/iron it for him and afterwards he’s got that proud smile on his face

- oh man and when u do a bit of pda or give him affection he’s as red as his bandages 😳

- can’t even PRETEND like it doesn’t phase him T-T

- saiki is already sick of u two but honestly who cares 🤪

- kaidou can’t swim but if u suggest to go to the beach for a date he’ll still go j to make u happy

- oh yes and he would LOVE LOVE LOVE it if u wanted to teach him how to swim

- maybe drown on purpose so u wud save him ahshdjj no kaidou 😫

- he’ll j watch u have fun in the water tho at the beach :)

- the two of you spy on nendou and u just listen to him jump to conclusions

- but if it gets out of hand you calm him down and try to reason with him

- as for physical touch like cuddling, he’ll try to be as subtle as possible to tell u he’s touch starved but it does NOT WORK cuz it’s so obvious he wants ur affection T-T

- overall y’all are one crazy couple but that’s what makes it fun right?

kuboyasu aren

- all right so this boy is literally the type of guy who pretends like they’re all tough but are softies inside ok

- he will PROTECT U at all costs yes yes

- u know about his past and he’s fine with that because he trusts you

- if he gets involved with a gang and ur there, ur his #1 priority PERIODT

- if it’s just him and he comes back with a lot of scratches/cuts, u tend to them and he greatly appreciates it 😌

- u make fun of his old hairstyle sometimes but he honestly doesn’t mind

- u might think he’s experienced with dating and how to deal with that field but noooo he’s clueless

- you’ll have to guide him and be straightforward with what u want

- like y’all’s first kiss was so awkward poor baby just took his glasses off and went for it

- he sometimes gets worried that you’ll be intimidated by his family and all

- he’s also afraid ur parents will disapprove of him

- dates are simple but u guys ride around in his motorcycle a lot

- he loves to see you enjoy yourself and the wind blowing ur face through the mirror

- at first, he got a little tooo flustered with your arms around his waist

- u know that, so sometimes u sneak a kiss or two in there ;))

a/n: I rly hope u like it!! Feedback is appreciated :)

saiki k masterlist

#saiki k #kuboyasu aren #the disastrous life of saiki k. #anime #anime headcanons #anime x reader #anime x gn!reader #kuboyasu x reader #saiki kuboyasu #anime fluff #anime boyfriend #anime fic #milk talks #babymilk #anime crack #anime imagines #anime scenarios

[a-collection-of-villainous-aus]

Pirate au part 5 pt2

(link to first part of pt5)

Alright, alright back from the flash back

"Yes but if I am honest, I thought it was a fabrication to deal with the life they forced upon you... however it does explain your need of aquatic plush toys in your quarters."

Hat replied leaning back in his chair, legs outstretched and chin on chest with arms folded.

"Tha' an I jus' like 'em, also sir..."

"Hmm?"

The old demon responded not looking up as a glass appeared aswell as a bottle of wine, pouring by itself before reaching out a hand for it, claws tapping lightly on the glass.

Didn't matter what time of day it was if he wanted a drink he was going to have one.

He was still bitter that Demencia and Acylius were probably talking up a storm and completely ignoring him.

How flipping wonderful for them.

(Awww someone's a grumpy old man XD)

"I were told yer handled yer... Ahem noodles other night."

505 continued, rubbing the back of his neck and looking off to the side, though it was hard not to smile as the Captain let out another indignant huff.

"Excuse you, they are most certainly not noodles, I can make them any size I want!"

He was clearly exasperated by his cooks response, rising to his feet and pacing only for it to hit Black Hat that if 505 knee that means.... ¬w¬ Acylius was awake, that made the pirate King smile, good so he'd heard him, perhaps the merman was intrigued and-

"Really wow...honest jus' be thinkin' with the size o' this 'ere ship was compensating for sumthin."

Fives returned casually and snorted as Black Hat gasped dramatically, hand on chest.

"I am affronted in Spanish you would think such a thing!"

"Pfffft sir yer got a merman who's affronted in a whole lot o' Spanish by ere thin yer done."

That made our Old bastard pause as he looked incredulously at his employee

"Oh like what?"

"Dining withou' even offerin' ter share fer one."

Hat immediately started fidgeting as well as his mind going blank, what was he supposed to do, confess the merman made him lose all reason and he'd been so busy on trying to be impressive to Acylius he'd actually forgotten the merman’s basic needs.

The king couldn't exactly disagree considering be happily ate anything the man put infront of him, scrubbing his hands down his face and groaning

"I have not even asked if Flug has a food he favors most, no wonder he shuns my presence."

"Sir, do calm yer self, trust me, merman ain't hatin' on ya, or he wud 'ave jumped out, merfolk sooner die than stay trapped against their will, part of him wants ter stay."

Now that made the old demon perk up, honestly if anyone other than Fives or Demencia and Acylius talked to him this way, when the blasted merman would finally converse with him that was, he'd have tossed anyone else overboard cut open to draw in sharks and watched as they were mauled.

Ahhh mauling, what a lovely thing.

Maybe he'd do that later anyway, he felt in the mood for a killing, it would be easy enough to find some reason to off one of his own men, no one dared to argue with Pirate King Black Hat lest they be next on his list.

"So what else do you know about deep sea merfolk? I know about Thaddeus's world and of his Edward practically having one as a pet, but they never gave me the detailsr and I did not care to ask at the time, I think they might have even escaped."

Returning to his seat, there was only the sound of the sea and Fives food sizzling or boiling subtly, calming in its own way, his cook had returned to the stove working on Black Hat's meal and the slops the rest of the crew had...excluding the cook himself and Dem...he would not have his best workers fed so poorly.

"King I'm surprised yer dun know more about his kind , I be bettin he has some pet yer ripped him away from..."

Looking over his shoulder he saw Black Hat starting to fidget as he realised that he'd probably caused Acylius more distress without meaning to.

"He dun seem ter 'ave a partner, food offerin' are like socializations...sum cases even get yer matin if they reaaaally like the food and the one offerin'"

Inside Black Hat's mind was a smaller version of himself frantically scrawling all this down while listening calmly, if Acylius did have a pet he was going to bloody well hunt for it and start courting the stubborn fish correctly.

----

In the Captain's quarters Acylius was floating in his tank there was not much he could really do in empty waters.

Tail swaying gently up and down, listening to Demencia's stories about Black Hat and the adventures they'd had.

His fins drooping slightly, so that was a yes, they were a sort of thing, where did that leave him, was he once again some beings pet?

That left him wondering if he was expected to worship within this prison and please his new master...at least if someone explained to him what his fate was to be, his could accept it all the quicker, it was the anticipation making it nearly unbearable.

Maybe if he behaved he could even bargain favors of his body for Black Hat to bring him his beloved Mew Mew loaf...but what if the Pirate king devoured her if he did not behave.

Thaddeus absolutely would have had he had Mew Mew as his companion then.

Looking up at Demencia, she noticed the vulnerability through the cut out holes in the tied bag on his head, she was staring back curiously wondering what was going through his mind.

Acylius had to agree she was really fascinating herself...if Black Hat and Demencia had room for him...it would still be better than his last arrangement.

He'd never met someone quite so excitable as her, she had such a lust for madness it was incredible.

"Hmm would you like to join me in my fish bowl?"

Flug offered, swimming up to the surface, holding a hand out for her, long fingers, fins fanning, delicate veils lined with fragile thin bone adorning his forearms, glistening in the sunlight.

Watching them sway, her urge to touch them rising, she'd never seen a mer being up close until Acylius so of course the lizard woman was fascinated, reaching out hesitantly and pausing, giving him a questioning look as she was unsure if that would upset him.

"Yes you can touch them, but in the tank please, so I can keep them wet, they tend to tear like tissue paper when dry."

Flug chuckled, reaching now with both hands he lifted her into his water home.

Most of course would have have asked why any mer person would want a land walker in their domain and with good reason, there were many cautionary tales of sailors being drowned by merfolk.

Demencia of course being Demencia XD was like Hell yeah and made a joyful surprised sound at how easily Flug lifted her, once in the waters she let out a sigh, they were so cool and refreshing, absolutely wonderful.

"Now that you are in, may I make one more request, may I kiss you?"

His deep and gentle voice with its own alluring inviting timber had her growing a little flustered, she'd lying if she did not agree that it made his request all tempting. .

"Whoa there fish man, at least buy me dinner first."

She teased playfully and gently nudged him.

Acylius was smiling under his mask and shook his head

"What would you like Miss, I have thin air and water...but all joking aside Demencia, it is so I can make you breathe underwater."

"Ohhhh right, makes sense, well then, pucker up fish boy!"

"Only if you close your eyes, I do not want to put you off."

"Please nothing would put me off, you could be a face of tentacles and I'd still smooch ya!"

Flug snorted, indeed she was entertaining. "

"Alright, do not say, that I did not warn you."

Lifting the lower half of his bag, smiling to the fullest extent his lips would allow, the corners of them disappearing under his mask, mouth full of sharp teeth, in awe she stared at their shimmering beauty, all of them like daggers made of pearl, mouth going dry and silently cursing, damn, fangs...her weakness.

The kiss was brief, an opening of mouths, exchange of fluids before being pulled down into the water.

Wow...in here she saw what he saw, the captains quarters looked distant, as if they were peering into a small rectangular window, on the other side of the was the vastness of the ocean, all types of plant life and fish, so on so forth, reaching out to try and touch his world her hand met only more glass.

"Ah ah no touching or it breaks my illusion, it is too tiring to make solid ones at all times but these ones help me from going mad in my solitude in this fish bowl."

Flug was quiet, thinking on how to respond to that

"If you come from Pearl City, you are considered perfect, their colours are more pastel and you are free but with a king...it is full of wonder and lights..."

Sighing he looked out into the vastness of his illusion, it changed to show the city, glowing and splendid

A silhouette of a show over it of he, Thaddeus and Edward.

" Upon my first viewing I thought it beautiful, but that light for me soon diminished as I was kept by its King, like a pet...I do not hate this Land King though who has me now...he seems surprisingly awkward...endearing really..."

"Ohhhh you like him!"

"Shush or I will not continue....my deep sea kind are dwindling in numbers and because of our rarity if captured we can be used as a power play a sign of well to do...deep sea merfolk are wild and free, come and go as we please unless we have a reason to stay that is... "

He raised a brow, sensing Demencia had more to say gently prodded her

" What is it? "

"You want to stay for the Captain huh, that will make him happy he's been a grumpy old sod because he thinks you hate him."

"I would have jumped out the bloody tank by now if I did...anyway my kind is more willing to help anyone and everyone, Pearl City folk only help their own."

Acylius shook his head, smiling to himself, his cheeks were thankfully hidden by his mask because he was blushing and he knew it.

" Screw those pearl mersnobs, you're already more amazing than them...hmm your fins are really nice I was expecting them to feel slimy like actual fish."

Flug stifled a laugh at her attitude toward Pearl Merfolks, that certainly lifted his mood at how unimpressed she was by them, his fins suddenly flared out, the spines on bis back raising defensively as he held her closer before putting her behind him and poised to strike at the nothingness in Black Hat's Cabin, a swirling portal of purple light tore through the air and his first words in response

"You will not have her creature!"

Acylius's claws extended however no one stepped out only a voice was heard

"Awwww cute you were socialising, guessing Black Hat hasn't been looking after you, Demmy Where's Blackie?"

Demencia had been caught completely off guard at Flug's willingness to protect her, taking a moment to come back down to Earth and answer the voice that she knew well

" He's in the Galley Ferral! "

" Thanks hun! "

With that the portal disappeared.

"Full of surprises aren't ya!"

Demmy was clearly excited by his display, like an eager child to see more, that had been pretty awesome for her to see that and see his usually white and deep blue tail instantly go black with bright blue rings on in warning against predators.

" You know them...that thing?"

"Ohhh yes, brief encounters here and there, in another dimension she's Black Hats daughter and your step daughter...though that Flug is really quite different from you, small world after all huh."

"Yes indeed."

He replied, though he still fixed on the space where the portal had been.

It was nice to know in another dimension he and Black Hat had a family... Maybe one day they... No that was thinking waaaaay too far ahead.

#paperhat #villainous au #Pirate au #Au Flug #Acylius flug #Black hat #Demencia #Human505