#the vampire therapist passing a box of tissues eyes glowing blue from the sheer amount of sadness

[emeraldcreeper]

I’m again thinking about like a rebellious emotional vampire who goes fine I’ll deal with needing to get negative emotions my way, and is just a fantastic therapist with absurd and super flexible hours for vampires to use without having to go oh fuck I have to explain why I’m going to therapy only at night and he whole vampirism thing

like it’d only happen in canon to help nandor out of his perrenial depression funk, like if it comes up ever, it would be very fun and I would once again point like the Leonardo DiCaprio meme and say look! It’s psychology! Occurring! I study that!

#wwdits spoilers #I can fuckin SEE it #the vampire therapist passing a box of tissues eyes glowing blue from the sheer amount of sadness #is it ethical therapy no #I’m just saying most vampires need therapy #and emotional vamps need food and some may feel bad about faking pity #not evie she’s a girlboss I’m just thinking about it again since she came back for one episode to uphold bureaucracy #I nearly wrote the fic but didn’t like 2 years ago or so #so y’all get this now or again as my brain soups around going mmmmm psychology……….. #for hours on end while I do not watch GO season 2 I have seen what occurs and I know my romcom heart cannot take it #regardless of circumstances #I can put therapy into my fiction and media #it would help so many characters and so many arguments get solved #wwdits