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blueberry-beanie · 7 months
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Be careful what you wish for: I've been joking that all that political satire with Claus inspires me to start looking for a job in journalism. Well, the universe heard me and fired around 40 people including me. I just called the local newspaper and will apply for a job.
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violetequus8 · 1 year
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Saint Morpheus Bookbinding, pt 1: Behind the Scenes
(This will be a very long post)
Three weeks ago, I had already had an idea of what project I wanted to torture (positive) myself with: so I giddily hopped off and asked @landwriter if I could bind her achingly good Dreamling fic Saint Morpheus. (If you haven't read it, consider this my blanket glowing recommendation).
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Permission granted, I was off!
People have asked me about my work before. This post is not meant to be educational (though all I learned was through Sea Lemon on YT; don't ask me for a more in-depth explanation bc I am not equipped to give it), but I didn't want to have took all these in-progress pictures for nothing. Also I enjoy talking about my work, and maybe some of you will find this interesting.
The formatting-page process undoubtedly takes the longest. I do not use any software, so this is a lot of me using the copy-paste button and praying to any god that will listen that I don't mess it up.
(Formatting: I used 10 pt Sitka Text with no alignment. The pages themselves are a template I made in LibreOffice)
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I had also decided to complete illustrations for this, which created additional pages. I had a lot of fun with those, which I'll be posting in pt 2.
Once all the pages were done, it was time for printing!
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I had a bunch of fat stacks like this, which then had to be cut to size and folded into the page signatures.
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(a mostly-complete text block)
I also did fancy stuff for the inside pages, the ones that go on the outside of these text blocks and which would hold the text block to the cover.
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(this is one, which was completed)
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(here's another one, which was in-progress)
Then came the tedious work of punching all the holes, so I could actually bind the pages together!
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(I had actually bought an awl over the holiday break. Can you imagine i was going all this with a needle before?)
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(lots of sewing)
YAY! Text blocks were done!
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Then I could finally get to work on the covers, which had been littering my floor for weeks.
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My desk was also a proper mess, but that's just what happens.
Cutting the board and arranging the covers is fun, except when I knew I was on the home stretch and ended up messing up things.
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(in-progress cover. I use PVA glue)
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(in-progress front cover I was doing illustrations on)
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And I would be nothing without failing a few times, so I might've accidentally glued on a text block upside down on that cover. Which then I had to rip off and rebind. I had to do that twice, actually, cause I fried my brain a few times over while working on these.
There's also some things I did which I did not take pictures of but will be included in the follow-up: I gilt the page edges, which I thought was a nice touch.
And now for the finished product....
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clowncar27 · 3 months
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RANT !!! THIS IS A RANT !!!
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What was my birthday gift to myself? A job, apparently. Recently got a job at Walmart as a stocker (yipee!)- been working for a week, I think? It's pretty weird and new. Honestly thought I wasn't going to get the job bc I got so nervous during the interview, I couldn't even answer the first question I got. Anxiety sucks balls.
The job is okay, nothing really upsets me except the palette jacks. I swear those things hate me! I accidentally rolled over my foot once, they're stupid hard to steer. I see my coworkers handle them with such ease, and like- hey! Gimme your power. I'll get good eventually- That and socializing. I'm not good at talking to people
At orientation I was put stocking clothes, mostly pants- I didn't like folding, suck at that, but I liked finding out where things went and making them look neat. Honestly I hope I'm not put with apparel again. During training I worked on the paper towels and tissues, which was fun. I watched as someone took one and left it on the floor at the other end of the aisle. Oh! and I found a Pokemon card underneath the shelves.
I noticed I'm poor when I comes to helping the costumers find things- I know I shop there, but...idk where shit is tbh! Someone asked where the meat sticks where- Kabobs- and I was of no help. Found them the other day, they're in the party sections!! The party sections!! No way I would've guessed that! I actively dread the first and last hours of my shift bc I hate saying "idk" to people.
At the moment, I like the sections I've been assigned to. I'm in the art, office, and party section (yay!)- Love paper... and yarn! A few things I remember, I had two items so far I had trouble lifting. Now I'm not that strong, I sit on my ass all day, but I figured it out. The first was those bulk of computer papers, crushed my finger, terrible first impression. I didn't want to ask for help, don't like asking for help, but I did manage to lift it with my knee.
The second was this safe- lucky for me, someone left a rather ominous cart in the middle of the aisle, so I used that to move it. Honestly thought I was gonna break the cart, it was one of those small ones.
Other things uh... a weird looking bug came out of one box. Got scared and killed it with my box cutter. Didn't find anymore so I wasn't concerned. I almost fell off the topstock ladder bc it started rolling suddenly, so now I shake it before stepping on. My new favorite phrase is "I love gutting boxes!"
Overall the job is pretty nice, I'm always on the move. I made my goal of 25 Km in Pokemon Go so ig that says something! I always have this goofy smile on my face, so that’s good. I love that I'm alone for the most part, and I feel very satisfied when I can solve problems on my own. And oh boy, I can't wait to get paid! I wanna buy...fnaf stuff.. Youtooz Mxes figure... Hex Withered Freddy... !!! Uhh Mario Partyy!! cool stuff like that lmao
The only downside is not being able to draw and watch youtube 24/7, but I'll work around that, quite literally. Upside is I can listen to music
Okay I'm bored of typing, goodbye.
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